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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE HON
@MathiasMpuuga
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Dear Rt.Hon. Mathias Mpuuga Nsamba,
Allow me to be among the first Ugandans to bring you the glad tidings of the resurrection of our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ. May the risen Lord give you the grace and
Two days after the assassination of AIGP Andrew Felix Kaweesi, I penned down this article and it ended up reaching over 350,000 people on Facebook, WhatsApp and LinkedIn. Upon request by a few friends, I reproduce it below.
@AnitahAmong
Madam Speaker, with all due respect, let us leave this to the meteorologists and environment experts to guide us. For us, we want accountability for tax payer money that has gone to CSR via personal accounts of
@ChrisObore1
, Ranny Ismail, Adilo Daniel, Okwii Emmanuel Emuron and
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE STUPID TAXPAYER IN UGANDA
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Dear Stupid Taxpayer,
I bring you greetings from the shores of Lake Nalubaale a.k.a. Victoria. I know that you must have seen the news this week of Hon.
@NandalaMafabi
vouching for a service award of a
Let me first step out of my leave (from political writings) and jot down a few things.
1.
@mathiasmpuuga
and
@AnitahAmong
need to become my clients or at least revisit my open letters written to them during Easter of 2024.
2. The Director of
@ThefiaU
should not wait to be
Finally, following my letter to the Deputy Governor, the Central Bank (through the right office) has invited me to meet with them on this issue of the
#illegalonlineloanapps
.
This meeting will take place this week and I will keep Ugandans posted on whatever comes out of our
Stand in Power Joseph Tamale Mirundi
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I started hearing about him in the 1990s, but I never paid attention to him. This continued into the 2000s when he was appointed Presidential Press Secretary. I only started listening to his submissions on radio circa 2008.
@DrAlfredMutua
In a battle of eagles, the concerns and wishes of chicks do not matter brother
@DrAlfredMutua
. Please stop posturing and do real foreign affairs work of value to the nation.
This afternoon, I held a meeting with the Director in charge of National Payments System at the Bank of Uganda
@BOU_Official
to discuss the challenges posed by the
#illegalonlineloanapps
and I delivered to him a written memorandum on what I consider as a way forward.
It was a
An investigation into Mobile Lending Apps
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StratEdge Consulting in collaboration with a UK Based and US Based financial crime investigation agencies have been conducting an investigation into the dark world of mobile lending apps that
An open letter to the Rt. Hon.
@AnitahAmong
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Madam Speaker,
At dawn of Saturday 6th April 2024, I felt strongly that I should write to you because you have risen against all odds through the sheer power of will, shrewdness and
Thank you ndugu
@Odrek_Rwabwogo
for coming out to deny the fake voice. I notice, you did not deny the contents of the audio. You have in fact emphasised on the same in more ‘polished’ vocabulary.
I also notice that you have not distanced yourself from wanting the Presidency in
@paulinenjoroge
@paulinenjoroge
, if you ask me, this is a good thing. Greed makes a man rich, but too much greed brings him down. The thief in charge wants to have control over every penny in the republic!
Right from the Roman Empire, corrupt institutions have only achieved longevity by
@Keerulanah
@WilliamsRuto
So you think if the deep state wanted to kill
@WilliamsRuto
, they would not have done it in the last 4 years? What are you smoking? He is President because they have no problem with him. He chose the path of pettiness and sympathy addiction to win power - who cares?
10 Lessons from Joseph Tamale Mirundi
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From his own enigmatic life to his diatribes on radio against a selected personality, cause or belief unto his political choices, these are my top 10 lessons from the life of the fallen media icon Joseph Tamale Mirundi Sr.
I have smoked out the actual location of the call centre of Fuxi Microfinance Ug Ltd in the areas of Kamwokya. I have also obtained the contacts of the registered proxy owners of the company. Arnold Muwanguzi (+256788447700) and Rhona Namatungo (+256741242040). These are the
@SpireJim
Much as we know that it is a façade, here are some things to celebrate about that letter;
1. While
@IGGUganda
@IGGBetiKamya
pretended that she had no entry point to investigate AAA, the Brits have done for her half the work by handing her a rope long enough to allow her pull and
@jacks7_jackson
@MathiasMpuuga
You have my blessings to amend this very letter, improve it and deliver it to him in private. We are all doing the little we can to improve the conduct of our public affairs.
@ahmednasirlaw
Rt. Hon.
@RailaOdinga
has factories, hotels among other businesses that employ thousands of Kenyans directly and indirectly. Please declare your businesses that employ thousands of Kenyans. “A man with one cow does not talk in a meeting of those with herds regarding issues of the
Fuxi Microfinance Ug Ltd, Volantis Company Ltd and Grola Tech company Ltd, the ring leaders of the
#illegalonlineloanapps
have officially drawn the battle lines. You should have filed the suit yesterday. I don’t need any notice. I am now deploying more resources to get Ugandans
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE REGISTRAR GENERAL OF THE URSB
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Dear Madam
@Mercykains
,
For the last three days, I have been engaged in a back and forth with your registrars over a simple matter. I intend to begin
UPDATE: In this continuing fight against
#illegalonlineloanapps
in Uganda, the
@BOU_Official
Central Bank’s Office of the Director in charge of National Payments System has written to me in respect to the written memorandum I submitted to their office on May 31, 2024, stating
@SpireJim
🤣🤣🤣I follow the same principle. I always tell myself that I am not going to suffer from the poor upbringing of some people or even the poor choice of gig/hustle.
Tamale Mirundi’s late father would have been proud of
@AgoraCFR
’s Agather Atuhaire
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This week, I decided to share much of what I drunk from the cup of the fallen media icon Joseph Tamale Mirundi. Now I bring you a story that he repeatedly told to
Here comes the 51% shareholder of Fuxi Microfinance Uganda Ltd. Arnold Muwanguzi. His other relative Rhona Namatungo is the other shareholder with 49%.
Full Name: Muwanguzi Arnold Kalyowa
National ID No: CM95068103NEMJ
Date of Birth: 31 May 1995
Email Address:
@KakwenzaRukira
Hehehehe. Let me also tell you my own experience.
In 2016/17, I was the Chairman of the Old Kampala S.S.S. Old Students Association (OKOSA) and we were fighting a cabal of land grabbers that was led by a politician called Muhammad Nsereko and they targeted the school land.
In
In 2017, my company Vianca Consults Ltd was in charge of providing technology for a modern media centre in Kololo as the country hosted her first ever IAAF World Cross Country Championships. We had also built and the main event website.
On the D-day, with President
The chaps operating the
#illegalonlineloanapps
led by a certain Mugulusi Ronald (in picture) will come with their lawyers to the civil division of the High Court in Kampala at 10:00am on Friday June 14, 2024, as we appear before a registrar to hear their application for interim
@scherargei
@scherargei
, once upon a time a small boy asked his father the same questions about fingering the anus of a leopard and the father responded in the same manner like you have done. The boy did it and he denied us a chance to hear his side of the story (yes - the aftermath) Go
If you have borrowed from any of these
#illegalonlineloanapps
, please don’t pay. If you are broke this weekend, go ahead and borrow from as many as you can and default. There is nothing they will do. Our insiders are saying that since I launched the onslaught, collections have
Ndugu, at least you know a bit of my history. I do clean and elaborate jobs. I am not chasing after short term success. Once the objective is clear, I work on a strategy and then strike!
1. When I was Chairman of Old Kampala SSS Old Students Association (OKOSA), I led a lean
We have delivered a letter to the office of Afande
@Tom_Magambo
at
@CID1_UG
in Kibuli. We will remain committed to providing the Police all the support they need to bring these criminals to book. In the meantime, the problems caused by
#illegalonlineloanapps
can be solved by
@HuduHussein
@NUP_Ug
@HEBobiwine
Please give them straight flags for NRM in their Constituencies and they will help you recapture Buganda at the polls! If they do not, you will understand why you failed the bar course! There are times when critical thinking needs to become your friend by force.
@HonAdenDuale
The issue is not engaging the youth. It is as simple as heeding to their demands, which boils down to common sense. Stop gaslighting Kenyans.
Prof.
@SpireJim
already said that the information is on the
@AgoraCFR
website.
@USAID
has only one common way of partnering with civil society organisations and that is through extending financial support.
If it is listed amongst the partners on the website, as it is the case
With all due respect, Jim, in my opinion all this defensiveness is unnecessary. You are making a mountain out of a molehill. Imagine all this from a simple question "do they get funding" 😄
@martinssempa
@MathiasMpuuga
Bwana Pastor
@martinssempa
, with all due respect, we must stop bastardizing every conversation in this country with this anti-gay campaign. FYI, I used to attend your prime time at the pool in
@Makerere
in 2004/5 during my first year. I also read that book you gave us of purpose
I listened in part to this X space. Many of the panelists never agreed with
@TonyNatif
before, during and most likely even after the space conversation.
One of the things that I found interesting about the views of those that do not agree with Tony and
@PublicSquareEA
’s
I have read
@AndrewMwenda
’s article and agree with his take on the corruption in parliament because I, like many other Ugandan thinkers have known these things.
Where I disagree with Andrew is when he recklessly writes repeatedly that the commentators on the
Inside parliamentary corruption
@AndrewMwenda
is allover the map with this one. Yes, this heist seems to have the nod of Number 1 but to somehow position that as some sort of act of political genius instead of the plunder that it is, is wild.
On a cool Sunday morning on the shores of Lake Nalubaale listening to the recordings of the meetings of the
#illegalonlineloanapps
guys. I admit that I am ruthless as a strategist, but I am also a gracious fighter. That said, when my grace is abused, the lion in me takes over.
INTENTION TO SUE MY FOOT!!!
Hahahahaha, somebody has eaten FREE money today. Please go ahead and open 100 Law suits. I am going to increase the resources, energy and resolve to drive you out of Uganda. That you can take to the bank.
#illegalonlineloanapps
.
@AbedBwanika
@AbedBwanika
, you had a political party when you contested for Presidency more than once, but you abandoned your party and joined a party of a novice (like you call him) in order to win a mere MP seat. Does this portray you as a serious soul?
Now, you are asking about the party
I now bring you the top 10 Chinese Nationals behind the
#illegalonlineloanapps
in Uganda.
Some are outside the country, but
@CIA
and
@INTERPOL_HQ
will definitely be interested in them.
They are;
1. Dong Xingze (Passport attached)
2. Li Haoxuan (a signatory to Acc #
@DonaldBKipkorir
@DonaldBKipkorir
, let me put it as bluntly as I can put it. After school, our lives are dictated by the evil trio of MONEY, POWER & SEX. All of us are in constant pursuit of one, two or all the three in everything we do. The interesting part is if you lose one, you naturally tend
UPDATE: This morning I had an engagement with the Executive Director of the Financial Intelligence Authority
@ThefiaU
and his technical team on the issue of
#illegalonlineloanapps
. They brought me up to speed with the work they have been doing on these rogue guys and the
Less than six months ago,
@AbedBwanika
wanted to be nominated as a Parliamentary Commissioner. Today, he is writing to the Party seeking to know their position on LGBTQ+??? Had he been nominated, what would have been his position on this issue? Key questions;
1. Is
@AbedBwanika
Our Gen Z and Millenial brothers and sisters need to remember that there always exists a thin line between bravery and recklessness.
As I told them on the first space I attended on this matter hosted by
@SuunaKing_James
, taking a route that can only be dealt with by the violent
Hi Praise,
It’s not cool for you to share my number like this. It also breaches X rules. You’ve let a mob into my inbox, hurling all manner of insults sans context.
You also don’t have enough information to draw the conclusions you just did.
But be that as it may, let me
@ChrisObore1
Bwana
@ChrisObore1
, I am going to help you do your job. Between today and tomorrow, pursuant to the Access to Information Act, 2005, I will write to the Accounting Officer of Parliament to furnish me with all payments made on the vote of CSR since
@AnitahAmong
became Speaker. I
In the fight against
#illegalonlineloanapps
, there are two state officers who took bribes in the hope that they can stop the fight. Little did they know that they were on 24 hour surveillance. I tend not to suffer corruption and mediocrity. I have previously ended careers of the
When the Bank of Uganda
@BOU_Official
issued a circular last week, they had assumed that the
#illegalonlineloanapps
are operated only by companies that are not licenced. When I met with the Director and Deputy Director in charge of the National Payments System, I submitted to
@ItsMutai
Bwana
@itsmutai
, just like the demonstrations went on without your support, the negotiations too will proceed without your support. My advice is that you simply avoid farting in anger!
Fellow Ugandans,
I can confirm to you that the coming week is going to be a busy one. Criminal proceedings will commence against the following persons (This is Group 1) for working closely with the Chinese aliens to mastermind the groups that have been harassing Ugandans using
On the 1st of June 2024, I lodged a formal request for information to the Executive Director of the Uganda Microfinance Regulatory Authority (UMRA)
@UgMicrofinAuth
(See attached). I am now waiting for Madam
@EdithTusuubira
.
Coming next is an enquiry to the State House Investors
@cobbo3
I once met him in Nabisunsa Girls’ School castigating his daughter as follows; Now you, you’re as ugly as your father, if you don’t study hard for a man to marry you because of your academic achievements, no man will marry you!
Give it to
@kkariisa
. He is way smarter than Igeme Nabeta who initially owned
@nbstv
. Once upon a time, I recommended a staff to man Igeme to run his struggling TV station( the one he started after losing
@nbstv
) and he did not pay him for months on end. The man complained to me.
@paulinenjoroge
Baba
@RailaOdinga
’s team should get such pieces translated into French and Portuguese and promoted to audiences in Francophone and Lusophone African countries. Thank me later!
COMPENSATION ALERT!!!!
If you have ever been subjected to abuse, insults and harassment from the loan recovery officers of any of the
#illegalonlineloanapps
indicated below, please be informed that various people have complained to
@UgMicrofinAuth
(UMRA) and the chaps operating
Folks,
We can only believe that the letter is fake if all the following are met in a manner of coordinated troop movement;
1. The statement claiming it is fake is posted on the X handle of
@StateHouseUg
.
2. The Attorney General
@KiryowaKk
comes out and says he has not yet
Let me tell you a story bro.
Once upon a time, a friend convinced me to leave my comfort zone in Nairobi to come here and discuss a proposal with a head of a critical institution in the JLOS sector on how to automate their operations and go digital. I obliged and we agreed that
if the people at UCC had any sense of technological direction and deep understanding of current trends, they'd actually be setting up a cyber security task force, not an AI task force.
on July 15, a bank in Nigeria was hit and more than 6.5 billion naira was stolen. they filed a
What range do you possess for you to declare these guys as the best experts and to possess 'deep' knowledge of the subject matter?
Those of us who know the technical ability of most of these people wonder what you're smoking over there at
@UCC_Official
! The depth is only
@MillicentOmanga
My sister
@MillicentOmanga
, I guess you should channel your energies on prayers so that CAS positions can be included in the bipartisan negotiations. Dogs do not participate in meetings of their masters!
@piersmorgan
@piersmorgan
, it is funny how you do not realise that your attacks on Meghan and Harry are laced with obvious racism emanating from Meghan's skin colour!! You're not even white, you're somewhere between yellow and pink!
More Ugandans are taking this fight against the
#illegalonlineloanapps
seriously. This one has picked up from yours truly and also followed the law and requested for information regarding the operations of Punto Point Limited. The eyes of the nation are now on
@UgMicrofinAuth
@DaudiKabanda
Let them finish with cooperatives cash first and then we shall move to Pinetti. Since when did you begin setting standards of seriousness for the
@CID1_UG
? Let Mawanda carry his cross.
After submitting a dossier full of evidence on
#illegalonlineloanapps
in Uganda to a colleague working for a foreign news agency, I passed by Amoo Restaurant in Centenary Park and had a proper Luhya meal (obusuma n’engokho) for my lunch today. I always make it a point to dine at
The interesting bit is that the Corporate Affairs and PR gurus of
@mtnug
saw it fit to keep quiet about their own vices in this unfortunate behaviour of their own staff collaborating with the
#illegalonlineloanapps
, but Ugandans need not worry.
I firmly believe that if you want
@nbstv
@NUP_Ug
@AbedBwanika
Misery loves company.
@AbedBwanika
had his own briefcase party which for two decades never produced a single MP. He had to abandon it and join
@HEBobiwine
‘s party the
@NUP_Ug
for him to get elected as an MP. Now he has the audacity to ridicule the party which got him into the
This morning, I visited the Headquarters of the Uganda Police Criminal Investigations Directorate (
@CID1_UG
) in Kibuli as a follow up on the letters I have sent or copied to the Director
@Tom_Magambo
on the scourge of
#illegalonlineloanapps
in Uganda.
We are cooking these guys
An Open AI-generated Cheatsheet for the
@UCC_ED
on how to manage his X handle
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Certainly! Here's a comprehensive X (formerly Twitter) content strategy for the official handle of the Executive Director of the Uganda Communications Commission (UCC):
Objectives
I planned this campaign last year, but some engagements kept me away. I always want to devote 105% into any cause I am pushing. I mobilised local and international players and we built a war chest and a water tight strategy to take on these guys. I am sure their PR guys are
This is a step in the right direction
@UgMicrofinAuth
, but I will be reaching out to know why stern administrative action has not yet been taken on the rogue players with your license given the high volume of complaints that have come your way. I am going to provide more.
In a serious country, the companies enabling these chaps on USSD and Mobile Money would have discontinued them. These goons cannot sue. They are thieves. Only
@UgMicrofinAuth
has reached out to me for proper engagement. Other ecosystem players are still thinking that this is kids
UPDATE on
#illegalonlineloanapps
.
This morning, my team and I are finalising the paperwork for submission to the Director of
@CID1_UG
, Afande
@Tom_Magambo
, the names of the persons (both locals and foreign nationals) that architect, finance and operate unmarked call centres
Thanks to the efforts of our foot soldiers, the Mara Loan App run by these
#illegalonlineloanapps
has been taken down from the Google Play Store.
There are people still asking how they can contribute to the campaign, please help report these apps in the list to Google Play
@SMutibwa11380
@MathiasMpuuga
Make a call for applications for any job fit for someone with a Distinction MSc in Software Engineering from a University that is a member of the Russell Group and Red Brick Universities and my application will be with you in a flash. I also have a record of leadership and
For those who do not know, what is happening in Kenya today could have happened before COVID struck, but Uhuru Kenyatta read the room and went for a handshake. President
@williamsruto
's Presidency is an embodiment of the vagaries of unskilled labour.
I will write a more detailed
@_KasKazini
Bro, drop these claims of GenZ are leaderless. There is no army in the world that wins and benefits from a war or revolution without clear leadership. Also it is not wise to decline engagement with the adversary. You guys are losing this for failure to crown your generals early
7 years ago, as I clocked 33 years, I shared 10 things that I wished other people knew. As I clock 40 years today, I will be finalising the last bits of the short book I have been working on for the last two months.
It is 40 lessons in 40 years. I dive into what I have learnt
@idringp
Bro
@idringip
, please tell the concerned parent to ask her kid who is getting quality education at KPS to help her learn the correct spelling of bursary. That way, we shall know that her kid does not deserve to be in the same school with the son of Fresh Daddy!
Secondly, she must
@MikeSonko
When God created man. He never provided enough blood to meet the needs of the brain and the penis concurrently. Normally, when the penis hardens, a man’s brain is deprived of blood for normal service! This brother will only realise when the blood leaves the penis and returns to
UPDATE: Yesterday the Ugandan collaborators of the Chinese behind the
#illegalonlineloanapps
had a meeting and one of the action points was to put pressure on the insult brigade of the young boys and girls working for 500k to come to X and social media to try and muddy up the
We have received a great deal of feedback from the employees of these shady companies operated by Chinese and Nigerian “investors” Please read this. It is verified because it tallies with the accounts of some of our undercover spies that we planted in their workforces 4 months
Folks,
As we wait for
@IGGBetiKamya
to come out and tell the nation her relationship with Henry Ndawura who is dealing with a Chinese goon wrecking havoc to the population through
#illegalonlineloanapps
, we demand that
@stanbicug
come out and explain their relationship with this