Necessary reminder that KIRISHIMA EIJIROU CAME IN SECOND AT THE ENTRANCE EXAMS. ONLY THREE POINTS AWAY FROM BAKUGO. WITH AN ALMOST PERFECTLY BALANCED SCORE BETWEEN RESCUE AND EMEMY POINTS
you cannot tell me that Bakugo โdesigned his own costume ahead of time, has a fashion industry parents, insists on doing everything himself, wore a bootleg version of his own hero costume to the entrance examโ Katsuki, doesnโt know how to sew
krbk having to share a bed and kiri thinking โu will not cuddle him !! it is unmanly when he doesnโt know ur feelings !!โ and determinedly builds a pillow wall between them
only to wake up with bkg in his arms, curled around him, and bkg holding his hand in his sleep. +
krbk get married at 18. right out of UA, itโs one of the first things they do. their parents caution them, their friends ask if theyโre sure, cause even if youโre in love 18 is /too young/. why marriage now? Isnโt dating good enough? and krbk responds why wait? they know theyโre+
Bkg answering to โKirishimaโ as a joke & because it flusters the hell out of Kiri. Every time a classmate calls for Kiri, Bkg answers, โYeah?โ, big grin plastered on his face, eyes sliding over to Kiri to see his mouth half open from when he was gonna answer, face red & steaming+
Bakugo: Iโm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Kirishima: Only if you also don't ask why
Kirishima: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Bakugo:
Kirishima:
Bakugo: This one is fine
Kiri hardening his finger in class, idly doodling into the wood of his desk while heโs distracted & he looks down to see heโs written โKatsuki โก Eijirouโ on a /public desk/ anyone can see & he panics & breaks the desk in half with a hardened fist, the class looking over in shock
BAKUGO NOT KNOWING HOW TO COMFORT KID VICTIMS WHEN HE GOES PRO SO HE RESORTS TO TALKING ABOUT KIRI CAUSE EVERYONE LOVES RED RIOT RIGHT?? AND IT WORKS AND HE JUST RECOUNTS COOL RIOT FIGHTS BUT MOSTLY WITH SOUND EFFECTS AND THE KIDS ALWAYS LAUGH AND SMILE
Kirishima is probably one of those people that thinks heโs obligated to โentertainโ or โbe funโ whenever heโs hanging out with someone, even if heโs had a horrible day, and Bakugo being the one to tell him โI donโt need โfunโ. I just want to be with youโ and Kirishima cries
cut to last night, bkg glaring at the pillow wall and waiting for kiri to fall asleep before viscously kicking it away and snuggling right into kiriโs arms with a smug little grin
Kiri gets Bakugo a Red Riot sweater for his bday and their friends are like โUh isnโt that a little egotistical?โ But when Bakugo unwraps the gift heโs grinning wide and calls it badass and wears it immediately cause heโs sappy af and loves his boyf and Kiri knows that
Kiri who calls Bkg โsweetheartโ more than his name, and Bkg who responds to it quicker than his own name.
Bkg, zoning out on the couch reading:
Kami: Bakugo! Hello earth to Bakuโ
Kiri, taking pity on Kami: Hey sweetheart
Bkg looking up immediately: Yeah whatโs up
+
Bakugo being absolutely horrible at flirting with Kirishima
Bakugo: you are uhโฆ super fine. like super super fine
Bakugo: Your teeth are very sharp and your eyes are huge
Kirishima: thank yโ?
Bakugo: Itโs neat
Bakugo: if you ever wanted to. sit closer to me. thatโd be cool
Bakugo, screaming, cursing, blowing people up
Kirishima: Bakugoโs so cute!
Class A: ?????
Kirishima in Unbreakable mode, stone grinding with every movement, giant sharp bared teeth & growled intangible words, unblinking eyes
Bakugo: Kirishimaโs so fcking cute
Class A: ?????
Mido: Kiri is a very well rounded hero! I wonder if he has any weaknesses?
Kami: Bkg wearing his shirt
Mido: whaโ
Kami: Bkg wore Kiriโs shirt the other day & when Kiri saw him he immediately fainted
Mido: andโ
Kami: yes his nose was bleeding
Mido: didโ
Kami: yea Bkg was smiling
Kirishima: wow Bakugo, that was so cool!
Bakugo: shut up shitty hair
Bakugo, later in his room: *screaming into a pillow, rolling around in his bed, face steaming red* omghecalledmecoolomg
Thinking about how instead of Bakugo, Kirishima gets the shovel talk once he and Bakugo start dating
Todoroki who doesnโt know what a shovel talk is, but has only gotten closer to Bakugo and feels the need to make sure Kiri knows not to hurt him, threatening simply with a +
Kirishima: *kisses Bakugoโs forehead*
Bakugo: *face goes red, freezes in place, stops blinking, Bakugo.exe has stopped working*
Deku: uh is Kacchan okay?
Kirishima: yeah heโs just rebooting. this happens every time
Katsuki: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!
Eijirou: Really? Name one law
Katsuki: Don't kill people?
Eijirou: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
Valentines at UA
Kiri: Hey babe! You said you got me a gift?
Baku: I did. Itโs right in front of you
Kiri: uhh where?
Baku, opening his arms: itโs me, Iโm your gift
Kiri: awww babe!! *squeezing Baku into a big hug* thatโs so manly!
*a few feet away*
Kami: wow ofc Baku +
We should have more Bakugo being jealous of Tamaki, like can you imagine, heโs very used to having Kiriโs attention, and then suddenly Kiri is coming back from his work studies and ranting about Tamaki; how heโs so manly, a great hero despite his fears, how nice he was to Kiri. +
can you imagine. the first time Kiri experiences Baku being gentle. like yes heโs experienced his friendship & his soft voice. but theyโre sitting in Kiriโs room, & Baku cups Kiriโs face, touch slow and so light, gentle & barely there, & Kiriโs skin which is rough & always takin+
Kirishima mishears Bakugo one day and thinks he likes gummy bears, so he starts bringing him a little pack everyday. Bakugo accepts each one and doesnโt tell him he actually hates gummy candy, because he loves getting the little gifts each time and tho he never eats them +
Kiriโs moms started taking him to the aquarium & zoo a lot when he was little & started growing in his sharp teeth, because he was scared of them and they wanted to show him how many cool creatures had teeth like him! Little Eijirou latched onto the sharks immediately, talking +
Bakugo being one of those ppl who wears a ring on their ring finger to keep ppl from flirting with him at the bar.
He knows heโs hot, alright? But ppl are irritating. He just wants to have a drink. So this is easier.
Then bartender Kiri who was immediately attracted to Baku +
kiri stumbling upon bkg napping in the common room; his face is all relaxed & heโs half curled into the armrest of the couch, his shirt falling off one shoulder, one hand is squishing against his cheek & kiri panics cause omg heโs so cute?? angelic?? does he take a pic or soak +
one morning, Very Sleepy Eijirou wonders into the dorm kitchen, & collapses against Bakuโs back, wraps his arms around him, tucks his face into the his neck & Baku is frozen, shocked, cause they have never hugged or touched that much, & this is a lot, but he doesnโt shake him off
Bkg getting quirked with a very literal โyou see who you love in everyoneโ quirk but he doesnโt know, so he just shouts โwhy does everyone have Kiriโs face?!?!โ when he wakes up and everyoneโs like โoooohโ and the real Kiri is bright red
Strong boy Kirishima is my fav thing!! Gimme him just casually lifting a couch, easily throwing a baseball as far as Bkg using his quirk, accidentally pulling off door handles, winning every fun arm wrestling match, picking up villains by the collar of their shirts one-handedly!
โGo to hellโ is basic. โI hope Bakugo and Kirishima get forced last minute romance interests at the end of mhaโ is smart. Itโs possible. Itโs terrifying
Nothing can convince me that Kirishima wouldnโt be the heartthrob of UA going into his second and third year. Heโs nice, strong, a good hero, would help out his lower classmates, he packs on more muscle to become that Unbreakable wall. He gets confessions almost every day, is +
We should have Bakugo call Kiri โShima more, top tier nickname, cโmon. he could say it while being annoying or wanting attention, long drawn out โShimaaaaโ or sleepy or half distracted. the potential
I love Kiri knowing heโs the exception to Bakugoโs rules & taking advantage shamelessly like
Kiri: Baku doesnโt stay up past 8 :( BUT he will if I ask him too :D
Knowing he can steal food from him with zero repercussions. Barging into his room knowing itโs fine cause itโs him +
bkg writing โkirishima katsukiโ in his notes and oops he forgot about it and loaned them to kiri for studying
kiri opening the notebook for a one hit K.O. to his pining heart of doodled hearts and explosions surrounding the name all over the first page
Kirishima: takes hundreds of blades straight to his chest & doesnโt budge, giant teeth that could bite off an arm, smashes through concrete like nothing
Also Kirishima: pouts, cries when his friends cry, loves food, a smile like the sun, confused sometimes but trying his best
โWho the hell is โKittenโ?โ
The question was blurted out, confused, Kaminari staring after where Kirishima had just been, now striding out of the dorms.
โThatโs the question, isnโt it?โ Midoriya murmured next to him, watching just as intently.
Class 1A did not have a lot of
Kiri pats Baku on the head when heโs proud of him (so at least twice a day) and Baku gets used to it and turns his head to Kiri for pats whenever he does something worthy of one (which will sometimes be washing 1 plate)
and everyone always thought Kiri was puppy likeโฆ
pro hero Kirishima gets a shirt that says โDynamight simpโ and wears it unironically and without shame. the press have a field day with it. Bakugo is constantly flustered. Kirishima does not see the issue. answers โwell itโs trueโ whenever asked about the shirt
Baku crying overwhelmed tears the first time Kiri calls him angel, sweetheart, or โmy babyโ. He just canโt handle the Good Happy Feelings. Kiri just holds him and kisses his forehead, murmuring how much he loves him until Baku calms down, and then asks him to say it again
Kiri showing up at Bakuโs dorm, โI found this rock and it reminded me of you!โ
Baku, taking the rock from him, โThatโs stupid!โ He slams the door in Kiriโs face, turns around, screams into his hand, makes a place for the rock on his nightstand, stares at it and tries not to cry
Bkg is a proud smug bastard and a menace, and doesnโt care Kiriโs heart canโt take it. Kiri is also maybe overly pleased that Bkg is answering to /his/ family name, and maybe he would be smug about it too if he wasnโt busy stuttering over all his words after it happens
kiri holding bkg around his waist and just fcking /chucking/ him up into the air & bkg breaks out into the ugliest cackles as he crashes back into kiriโs arms & kiri almost falls over & then they get ready to do it again & their classmates watch in equal confusion and amusement