I’m 17. I’m in England rn and at a restaurant and I sat at the bar while waiting for my table. Not only did the bartender ask me if I wanted a drink 3 Times be he also looked surprised when i only asked for water AND the waitress asked me if I wanted a drink. I love this country
Me: can you please close the windows? It’s cold.
Taxi Driver: It’s spring. Me: but I don’t like the wind. Driver: nobody likes the wind. Get over it. Me: *sits in cold and embarrassment*
4 seasons have led to tonight and it will blow your mind. Tonight begins a long process for Bruce which will leave him with a bat on his chest. No man’s land is here. East coast you have 8 minutes
I met
@ddlovato
once a couple years ago. I was very nervous, as I am a big fan, but was immediately struck by her warm, joking and incredibly kind personality. She is a role model to me. One day at a time.
People are really pushing me outta the way to get off the subway when I AM ALSO GETTING OUT AT THAT STOP like what if I’m already in front of you lemme go first
I just walked into a bathroom I thought was empty so I was roaring in the mirror right then I turn the corner and two guys peeing at the urinals look up at me in unison with straight bewilderment
I once went to google maps and zoomed all the way in to my house in LA then kept scrolling until I got to Canada. My suggestion for you tonight: don’t do that and watch
#gotham
These LAST TWO episodes are really some of my ABSOLUTE favorites yet. Please everybody watch on Thursday so we can continue to make this show that I love so much
I just saw
#JusticeLeagueMovie
and LOVED LOVED LOVED it. I want moreeeee. But where was the green lantern - Alfred (“I️ knew you’d come”) teaser from the trailer??????
I missed last nights mid season finale as I was heading home to the U.K. . But here’s some snaps of happier times . When I had a job . Swine never even gave me a decent reference . Who employs Butlers anymore ?
@Gotham
@realdavidmazouz
When your dog is sitting in your doorway but you want to close your door and you have to explain to her that either she can come in or leave but she just can’t stay where she is
I still can’t decide on my favorite
#JusticeLeagueMovie
hero. You guys have to go see it so you can tell me who yours is. And make sure you stay until the end
#twoaftercreditscenes
Walking out of a hard earned workout is an indescribable feeling. It’s not the feeling of looking better but of accomplishment that’s so extraordinary. Knowing that you endured the pain and worked hard and continued even when it felt impossible. That’s powerful stuff
I just love this gem from back in season 2. From the very beginning, I clicked with this man and have loved him ever since. Only one more sleep till
#gothamseason5
@ Irving Convention…
When I was little, I always thought I might go into politics when I was older but recently I’ve been watching the west wing and now I’m like nah I’ll pass, that job is way too hard for me
#westwing