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i have a tik tack i think it’s called soupytime

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@georgsoup
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4 years
uhh people are saying this is good?? it’s actually kinda cringe lol, i’d be embarrassed if i were her. yikes.
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2 years
*cums* “uh…guys? you…might wanna take a look at this…”
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2 years
sorry i missed the whole “twitter is dying ahhh” thing i was busy having lots and lots of sex and being cool
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3 years
i am absolutely devastated that we as a society missed this 1 year anniversary yesterday
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4 years
i am literally regressing back to middle school in quarantine someone please stop me
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4 years
a moment of silence for everyone whose spotify wrapped was too embarrassing to post (it’s me i’m everyone)
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2 years
bro wtf?
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“the transplant worked! i can’t believe it! where’s harry? i have to show him!!” “mr. trump…who do you think gave you the ear?”
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3 years
this tweet directly caused the breakup of grimes & elon musk absolutely no doubt in my mind
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3 years
the first look of the mario movie looks insane omg
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@georgsoup
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2 years
icarus before fucking dying
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2 years
A little bit of sunshine always helps.
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8 months
it might have taken a little bit of time for the soul to split in two, but we would wait forever. welcome back to the world henry kissinger 💖💞
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annamarie forcino
8 months
disgusted doesn’t even begin to describe how i feel rn
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3 years
hold on-
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@georgsoup
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4 years
so it turns out i’m stage 2 perfect girl, who want me
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the perfect girl doesn’t exi-
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4 years
2,000 votes till showtime, baybie!!
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3 months
borat when he transitions
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3 years
the first look of the mario movie looks insane omg
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3 years
RIGHT??? this girl is literally batshit crazy. anyone saying “this is a joke” or “it’s just a bit” or “she is clearly exaggerating for the sake of comedy” is just plain wrong. also that sweater is really ugly lmao 😂
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My man asked a simple question
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3 years
i’m gonna infiltrate the college board in 2050 just to make sure kids have to explain the industrial revolution and its consequences using this image on a future DBQ
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3 years
millennial-baiting
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3 years
WHAT ARE U KNOWN IN TWITTER FOR
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3 years
just got rejected from my college’s improv team
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3 years
i would do anything to go back and just take a nibble. i am salivating and the only thing that can satisfy my hunger is plastic fisher price food
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4 years
no doubt in my mind that i singlehandedly manifested this, you’re welcome
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4 years
2,000 votes till showtime, baybie!!
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4 years
god i wish i was this swag
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4 years
currently reading dracula for my literature class and even the professor is calling the vampire “dracula.” it’s literally “dracula’s monster,” dumbass, dracula is the scientist. i hate college.
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4 years
i went to a k-8 private catholic school and every year the 4th graders did this thing called the “saints wax museum” where they dressed up as their favorite saint. i dressed up as joan of arc. joan of arc was burned at the stake. tell me why i thought the pants were acceptable-
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georgie
4 years
😐. this literally wasn’t funny at all. idk who she is but any guy who actually thinks she’s funny is just simping.
@GimmeMaCheese
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4 years
you know how people type “!!1!1” pretending that they made a typo to convey sarcasm...i’m gonna start doing that with <3. like “men <2” is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life
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4 years
we did it, men.
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4 years
this still remains the funniest reply i have ever received
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3 years
i’m a complex human being. i absolutely have a social anxiety disorder but i’m able to poop in public restrooms so the psychiatrists aren’t really sure what to do with me
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4 years
JEFF KINNEY ALREADY DELETED THE MANNY TWEETS I’M-
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2 years
the final round in squid game but it’s quiplash
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2 years
BREAKING: Andrew Tate has been permanently banned from Neko Atsume
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4 years
if blue texas i’ll do the wap 🙏💙
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4 years
me after being drafted into the civil war that’s about to occur:
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3 years
i saw old
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3 years
making your therapist cry should be a checkmark on the rice purity test
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4 years
jesus was a capricorn??? cringe.
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2 years
clapping at the end of an orgy just like when the plane lands
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4 years
sometimes i feel insecure about my name but then i remember that mitt romney literally named his son “tagg”
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3 years
my grandpa was such a vibe in the 1940s ♥️
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2 years
ringo put those puppies away
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#RingoStarr
2 years
YES peace and love. 😎✌️🌟❤️🎶🎶🍒🥦👍🌈☮️
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4 years
if taylor swift’s new album isn’t good then i’m becoming a misogynist again
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4 years
i’m writing an essay right now about how fraggle rock caused the dissolution of the soviet union and i literally cannot believe how much evidence there is supporting my claim.
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4 years
...n-n..nu..nugget in a...in a;;;...nugget in,,,in a b-b-biscuit?!...
@TobyTurner
Toby Turner
4 years
Today’s the day. Vote for Trump and preserve America, end cancel culture - and stand against fascism. Or vote for Biden, and we walk away from this American experiment forever. This election is life and death for this country, and for freedom. Gl hf. #Trump2020
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3 years
what?! how.
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4 years
immediately began fearing for my life
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4 years
the way i just got hacked by a raybans scam retailer 🤩🙏
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2 years
gregor is serving cunt
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4 years
y’all better not say that i remind you of carson ever again
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3 years
i’ve made it
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letterboxd reviews with threatening auras
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i found it
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3 years
ok, i’ll bite. what is a “radiohead?”
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georgie
4 years
SPRING GREEN FROG IS BACK IN STOCK AT BUILD-A-BEAR. I REPEAT: SPRING GREEN FROG IS BACK IN STOCK AT BUILD-A-BEAR. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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3 years
personally i think that because we live within the darkest timeline, the zodiac killer turning out to be “some guy named gary” is the best possible outcome. like that’s actually awesome
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4 years
apparently ludwig van beethoven rose from the grave just to show my video on his twitch stream? based
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3 years
just lost no pee november :-(
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4 years
hey girlypop! what’s the latest? 😻💖
@TomiLahren
Tomi Lahren
4 years
If @realDonaldTrump were to lose (he won’t) his supporters will go to work tomorrow just as we do everyday. When Biden loses, his “supporters” will likely loot and riot. Tells you everything you need to know! #Trump2020
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4 years
i’m gonna start screenshotting every time i see one of my mutuals liking one of those tweets that say “OMG YOU CAN GIVE DOUBLE LIKES ON TWITTER NOW??” like c’mon guys it’s getting embarrassing at this point
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4 years
rare pic of my biological parents
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4 years
guys did you see that trump accidentally tweeted “covfefe?” haha that was so silly what do you guys think he was trying to say??
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@georgsoup
georgie
4 years
anytime 😌
@hankgreen
Hank Green
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Hey Georgia...thanks for, uhh, saving our god damn asses back there.
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lin manuel miranda after someday writing “spider-man into the spider-verse the musical” and showing up to his own auditions to cast himself as kingpin:
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the fact that aries is literally called “air-ees” but it’s a fire sign makes me want to commit arson
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3 years
just found out that “segway” is actually spelled “segue” and started crying
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4 years
apparently people are trying to cancel the d’animal family for being disrespectful to their chef? i didn’t even know they had a chef, i always just assumed the monkey made the yogurt himself. i bet the sprouse twins are behind this.
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4 years
quick it’s an emergency i need a screenshot of that tweet or tumblr post or whatever it was that was like “when i was a kid i didn’t know that polar express was CGI i just thought british people look like that” time sensitive inquiry please respond
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so no one was gonna tell me that barron trump is not only alive and well, but also like 8’1
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georgie
4 years
was about to clown taylor for being such a typical millennial until i remembered i literally went viral for wearing a bunch of stupid little harry potter themed outfits
@taylorswift13
Taylor Swift
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@halsey Me reading this tweet, ilysm
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2 years
can someone please tell AI art to stop giving me ginormous bazungas . what is going on
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3 years
did you gaslight gatekeep girlboss today
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georgie
3 years
why does it sound like paddington’s PR manager forced him to tweet this
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Paddington
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Happy Easter.
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4 years
i just tweeted anti-snape rhetoric on an alan rickman memorial post i deeply apologize I LITERALLY JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A PRO-SNAPE POST WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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3 years
huge day for “people”
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georgie
4 years
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
@TheBandalorian_
Nan-Ana Lyonne
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@georgsoup it took me longer than I meant to take but I did it! The soupytime cinematic universe alignment chart! (more or less)
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3 years
sorry that was me
@currypistonn
Mink Flow
3 years
Why was there always a bite taken outta these mfs
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georgie
3 years
next trader joe’s employee to flirt with me gets punted across the store. no i don’t have any weekend plans, i have severe social anxiety. bag me up.
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4 years
the way i was tagged in this multiple times-
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incredible conversation with my straight male friend
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3 years
thank you guys so much for 0 followers!!! i literally never expected to get his big and it means so much to me, i’m so grateful for all of my 0 soupytimesterinators 🙏🙏🙏
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3 years
here it is unedited. if one more person says i have golden retriever energy i am going to snap
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georgie
3 years
gonzo what the fuck
@GonzotheGreat
Gonzo
3 years
I'm diving into the wonderful world of food criticism! My unique angle: Instead of focusing on taste, I focus on foot feel. My motto is if it doesn't feel good on my feet, it's probably not good to eat!
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4 years
found it
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quick it’s an emergency i need a screenshot of that tweet or tumblr post or whatever it was that was like “when i was a kid i didn’t know that polar express was CGI i just thought british people look like that” time sensitive inquiry please respond
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oh so mr. bezos can spend billions of dollars to go to space but when i take my leonardo-da-vinci-style wingsuit on an airplane and start trying to open the emergency exit mid-flight, I’M the crazy one? not everyone can afford a spaceship, jeff. delta airlines is classist.
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georgie
3 years
okay i know it’s hard to make a literal 27-year-old man pass as a high schooler but something about the 10 layers of foundation caked on his face is legitimately giving me the uncanny valley response
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georgie
4 years
hey followers living in nyc: is it really a ghost town? kinda wanna visit and go ghost hunting for the spirit of times square elmo
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georgie
1 year
holy trinity
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@danlehnermusic
paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner)
1 year
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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4 years
True and Effective ! !
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3 years
i saw lamb
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3 years
me to the apple store guy: “my computer broke” apple store guy: “have you tried to buy it use it break it fix it trash it change it mail upgrade it charge it point it zoom it press it snap it work it quick erase it write it cut it paste it save it load it check it qu-”
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3 years
i actually listen to greta van fleet but can you imagine being the poor journalist who had to type out this quote from that video’s comment section:
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georgie
3 years
this is why
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@MishBosslady__
Lord Gichohi's Baby Mama
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Why are people attracted to you? Please flex.
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3 years
announcement: from now on, i will be voiced by chris pratt. yeah yeah it’s against my will but i’m kinda getting used to it?
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Paddington
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It doesn't cost me anything to be kind.
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georgie
3 years
can’t wait for 2048. that year would be cool o think
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georgie
3 years
thinking about the tiger poster today
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