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@ramzreboot
ramz
2 years
@jkirk___ i can’t find it but i saw a tiktok of a teacher who gave his students a worksheet on their tablets and walked by one kid watching anime porn and said “are you watching anime porn” he didn’t even try to hide it, he said “it’s called hentai you virgin” and the whole class laugh
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@em_g0lden @poregan the flashback when we first see morgan call garcia baby girl because he asked reid what her name is and reid said “gomez i think” but she didn’t answer to that so he called her baby girl. but reid has an eidetic memory so he wouldn’t have forgotten her name
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8 months
did corey perry die????????
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“corey perry fucking bedard’s mom isn’t true” ok well have you considered that i’m having fun?????
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3 years
time to harass the tim hortons social media again
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@HockeyNS
Hockey Nova Scotia
3 years
Lookin’ good, fellas. 😍 ☕️ 📷 @Mackinnon9 @TimHortons | #nsproud 🍁
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3 years
matthew tkachuk vs drew doughty tonight
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3 years
??????? they’re just both white guys??
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Michael
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Tom Holland and Mitch Marner could pass off as brothers
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i hate a “i just want any canadian team to win” mfer. ur not a real hater. get to the back of the line
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3 years
ok i’ll bite. who is “connor mcdavid”
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3 years
connor mcdavid’s gf:
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carter hambley
3 years
i want to be an interior decorator for a millionaire who is Insane
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2 years
im having trouble properly articulating this, but it makes me sad that kadri’s hat trick has been framed as a way to “get back” at the racist messages he’s received. he should be able to just get a hat trick and celebrate it accordingly like any other hockey player
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3 years
when u have watch the calgary flames,
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3 years
it’ll be so funny if the stanley cup finals are between a team that’s $17.3mil over the cap and a team that lost 57% of its games in the regular season
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2 years
even if brady wasn’t matthew’s brother i think it’s super fun that a captain of an nhl team is actively rooting for another team. more captains should do this imo
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2 years
we may be losing but at least our team wasn’t the one that signed evander kane so u win some u lose some,
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3 years
it’s so funny that the stanley cup finals are between a team that’s $17.3mil over the cap and a team that lost 57% of its games in the regular season
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3 years
it’ll be so funny if the stanley cup finals are between a team that’s $17.3mil over the cap and a team that lost 57% of its games in the regular season
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foligno: he is no longer with us perry: stop telling people im dead foligno: sometimes i can still hear his voice
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there’s so much about this that’s so funny. first, for the millionth time, nobody is giving your child their edibles they paid good money for. secondly, “laced with THC”, these are clearly advertised as having THC in them. im gonna start saying beer is laced with alcohol
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Jaclyn Lee
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BEWARE: As Halloween gets closer, @BensalemPolice are warning parents to LOOK at your child’s candy before they eat it. They confiscated these snacks that look a lot like the real thing. All are laced with THC @6abc
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it’s so funny when an nhl coach resigns now they have to be like “guys don’t worry IT WASNT racism or sexual assault” very cool and normal league
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@StanleyCup
The Stanley Cup
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Your tweet could be etched in hockey history. Tell me what your team winning ME would mean to YOU with #StanleyTweets
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hockey images that precede unfortunate events
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2 years
doing some research to prepare for the battle of alberta🙏
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2 years
yes. yes
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1 year
i know we joke about corporate humour but tbh i love my work persona. someone asked how my long weekend was and i said “not long enough!” and they said “they never are!” and then we both chuckled. i am free. this is who i was meant to be
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3 years
if i was matthew tkachuk i’d tweet “like this tweet if you don’t have to get a tetanus shot” and then turn off my phone
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2 years
hey do you guys wanna see something horrible
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3 years
personally i would like johnny gaudreau and zdeno chara to recreate this photo
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was wondering why ppl weren’t interacting with or even viewing my close friends IG stories. just realized i never put it back to normal so the only person on there has been cale makar
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wish me luck
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3 years
character evolution
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2 years
nhl players don’t tweet like this anymore
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@jpolly22
Jesse Pollock
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Thank you @NHL . The IIHF clearly made the wrong decision here.
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3 years
for this last game flames vs canucks game i think the two teams should work together to let one player from one of the teams get rocket richard and a player from the other team get art ross. cause chaos
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@PowellAnalytics
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If there were a “Sports Twitter” Hall of Fame, honoring the best sports-related tweets of all time, what would be your nominee?
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3 years
this is literally just some guy
@MikeBeauvais
Mike Beauvais
3 years
If Alex Bishop has to play for the Leafs tonight, he becomes the dreamiest goalie in the NHL, a title that has gone unclaimed since the retirement of Hank Lundqvist.
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3 years
you guys this is literally so funny. imagine saying you have natural immunity and then saying you’ve had covid 9 times like how is this real
@BeauBennett19
Beau Bennett
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Ok I’m really stupid and I know nothing but if the vaccines “protect” you but you can still get and spread covid, can people who have already had it (natural immunity) just sign a waiver saying we won’t take up a hospital bed for anything covid related? I’ve had covid 9 times
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the nhl is so unserious they’re really like “we WILL suspend u for wearing rainbow tape but apartheid? we fuck with that🙌”
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man this fuckin sucks. i especially feel for hamonic who, with a daughter who was in the hospital with respiratory issues prior to this, opted out of playoffs for this exact reason. it just all sucks. cancel the season
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Farhan Lalji
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As Dregs notes, some #Canucks players have become very ill. I’m also being told that in some cases team medical staff may have gone to the homes of players to administer IV treatments.
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women posting their w’s
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agreed
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3 years
so you’re telling me i spent 30 minutes making this for no reason then
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ok well now corey perry has to tweet something like this
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sometimes i’ll be minding my business and then the memory of when johnny gaudreau tried depositing a $70,000 cheque in an atm at the club after playing his first game with the flames only for kevin hayes to be like “you can’t do that” pops in my head
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personally if i was a hockey insider i wouldn’t “well actually🤓☝️” about a victim of SA, but that’s just me
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marie-philip poulin has done more for this country than justin trudeau ever will
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3 years
i used to think the nhl would always protect their players, no matter their wrongs. i learned that wasn’t the case when galchenyuk was forced to apologize over a DV dispute w his gf. or when they protect players over SA but drop those same players when they struggle w addiction
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2 years
great work everyone i couldn’t have done it without you
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fuck the b********* but imagine ur cod teammate just casually being calvin de haan lol
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1 year
easy
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@AsterShock
🖇 aster 🍃
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im curious but what is ur worst tweet of all time
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idk how to articulate this properly but i’ll try. i keep seeing people say “toews was young at the time, a kid, but he’s older now he should know better.” and while that’s true, he wasn’t that young. he was a grown man, lots of ppl who have been SA’d were before they were 22
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2 years
cheering that the oilers won??? cool, congrats on not passing the bechdel test. i will be over here, celebrating women,
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ur telling me elliotte fried this man?
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women posting their w’s
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tw sa personally i’m shocked that toews, someone who “stood with” patrick kane when he was accused of sexual assault in 2015, would ever say this. very shocked i tell you
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@BenPopeCST
Ben Pope
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Toews was asked, in this question, if his opinion of Bowman and MacIsaac has changed. This was his full response:
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@postingtwink went to their menu on their website and they had a total of 5 items, magnum mick is one of them
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if my man 🧔and taylor hall 🧑‍🦱🏒 both drowning😱🌊 and I can only save one😤 catch me at my man’s funeral😔👻🌹 with a gucci purse 😂👜👛👝💼
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if it’s a safe and inclusive space for all can you please tell us why several of your players appeared on b*rst**l podcasts and also why your captain blocked primarily WOC when she was respectfully criticized for her disrespectful shoes. i’ll be waiting on a response!
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hi @TimHortons these two customers came up to me sitting at a table minding my own business, knocked my coffee on the ground, and said “slurp it up idiot”. when i went up to talk to the manager they came up to me and said “we’re the managers idiot”. care to comment?
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my coworker in my 9 am meeting: aw how come you’re so tired? *flashback of me waking up at 3am in a cold sweat because of sportsnet’s milan lucic “not IRISH but played in BOSTON” graphic* me: haha not sure! just couldn’t fall asleep i guess!
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nhl players don’t tweet like this anymore😔
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my (f, flames fan) boyfriend (m, oilers fan) keeps getting mad at me because anytime we fight i say “now this is a battle of alberta”
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another “win the cup” player bites the dust😔 chris tanev you will not be w i l d music’s next top model
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nobody: lexi brown: me and jt fuck so much
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hockey fans are truly unhinged
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ummm watching the stanley cup playoffs today???? no thanks, it doesn’t pass the bechdel test❌👎🙅‍♀️
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@vers_laLune
𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖
7 months
It's really annoying to learn the 12 days of Christmas song is literally all birds. Idk why I didn't notice this before. The golden rings and maids milking are nicknames for birds. He's a fucking bird autist
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matthew tkachuk
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i managed to get exclusive footage on what darryl sutter was writing in his notes
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james reimer literally said “look guys i was nice to a muslim man. a MUSLIM man. how can i be a bad person???????”
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oilers are 2-7-1 since they did a “we stand with israel” followed immediately with a land acknowledgement, and now the chris kyle lover gets waived. Allah truly sees all,
@FriedgeHNIC
Elliotte Friedman
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Edmonton will be putting Jack Campbell on waivers today
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all men do is lie
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personally i am very unsurprised and unfazed about a hockey insider having zero empathy and zero understanding of geopolitical issues. y’all stay safe tho
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ran into two swedish girls tonight in a small town in puglia, italy, i said my favourite player is from sweden, they asked who, i said mikael backlund and they screamed because he’s from their town and they love him too
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nazem kadri the man that u are
@NHLFlames
Calgary Flames
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A couple examples from Kadri's Kindness Contest!
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um i have a bf
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thanks
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uh @raisingcanes one of your cashiers dropped my food on the ground and said “eat the dirty floor food you fuckin goon” care to explain???
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anyone who buys those
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together once again
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@FriedgeHNIC
Elliotte Friedman
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Sean Monahan 5 x $5.5M Columbus
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ummmm ok imagine admitting u weren’t on hockey tumblr in 2015… that’s sooo embarrassing,
@BR_OpenIce
B/R Open Ice
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Today we learned that Paris Hilton and Avril Lavigne have Elite Prospects profiles 👀
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she was so real for this
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you’re laughing. flames and canucks game 54 during playoffs is going to overtime and you’re laughing
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wow overtime hockey? 5-on-5???? bet u wish u had some 3-on-3 OT right now, well i’ve got great news for you about tomorrow at 2pm mt and wednesday 1:30 pm mt,
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yes this game should absolutely not have happened and the season should be cancelled. but excuse that thought for just one second to think “haha toronto lost” ok carry on to ur previous thoughts thank u
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