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RJK

@rahul_jk

5 years

Did you know ? When all lights from a candle is focused at 32 degree angle at 9pm for 9 mins , it causes coronavirus to ask itself "main iss lodu desh mein kya kar raha hoon Bhenchod and self immolate".

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2 years

I know an expert in the field of catching them.

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2 years

In Brazil, an invasion of crocodiles that have flooded one of the beaches with several hundred, even thousands, and the local population is panicking

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@rahul_jk

5 years

Forget Ananya Pandey's nepotism answer, Geetika Vidya did this on National TV. Women have been fucking incredible in this fight. Exhibit 1654279

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@rahul_jk

10 months

The only person in India capable of doing an analysis like this is being asked questions like "jab aap 10 saal ke the toh match ke pehle kitne vada pav khaate the?"

7Cricket

@7Cricket

10 months

A Boxing Day treat. Ricky Ponting takes us through a batter's point of view facing their first over in the middle from Shaheen Afridi. - Decisions to be made - Reading the field - Focusing on strengths - Working through plans A fascinating watch #AUSvPAK

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@rahul_jk

9 months

NRI orgasm starter pack

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@charmiekapoor

9 months

Whenever I chat with friends living outside India, I can't help but acknowledge the convenience of life we have here. Mentioned to one of them that I got blood samples collected from home with reports arriving in a few hours, and the entire concept was unimaginable to her. Sure

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WTC washed out while Indian women get 5 days of cricket. Boria's BP rising

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4 months

My thoughts precisely when DK made that statement. Finch immediately responded with 2 ICC trophies over India comment Stop embarrassing yourself on live tv man

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@rahul_jk

6 months

One of the worst actors as well. Female Mahesh Babu when it comes to expressions

Become Unsearchable 🏳️‍🌈

@SomeLatinWord

6 months

Aditi Rao Hydari is possibly one of THE prettiest humans I have ever seen. She doesn't seem theoretically possible and yet here we are...

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2 years

3 primary batsmen being passengers. 2 debutants who contributed zilch. Best batsman out injured and yet this game has been done and dusted in 3 days . Savor this team . Any other country and there would be poems written about this lot.

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8 months

Grandson of the Wind Stan Account

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8 months

Warriors are fun to watch again.

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3 years

Well done Lovlina

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4 years

My aunt is different levels man. Wish she had the support as child to go pro :(

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2 years

Proper test match dead batting. Not that shitty version of taking body blows coz you have no technique to survive using bat. He did a blockathon in India of all places. Superhuman

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@rahul_jk

3 years

Please dont tell me to take the footballer and the man separately. He is a rapist. Fuck off !

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1 year

Twitter was the most depressing place to be during that 2nd wave of Covid. Every 2nd tweet was about oxygen cylinders. Not to mention everyone knew someone who died during that time. All that will be whitewashed by that snake of a filmmaker. Good job giving him a platform

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Today on @galattaplusoffl Vivek Agnihotri on #TheVaccineWar , searching for true stories, and why every filmmaker is a propaganda filmmaker.

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2 years

We havent had this much swag in any of our players... Ever !

Quick Style

@TheQuickstyle

2 years

When QuickStyle meets @imVkohli

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5 years

This was actually interesting so checked NZ : 29.25 Eng : 61.25 Aus : 46.00 SA : 33.66 NZ : 54.00 Eng : 85.60 SA : 40.16 WI : 57.80 NZ: 75.66 SA: 64.33 WI : 41.37 Eng : 66.83 NZ : 25.00 Aus : 76.60 SA : 33.16 Eng : 38.00 Aus : 70.42 NZ : 68.80 SA : 81.50 Eng : 34.12 Aus : 35.87

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@varun12

5 years

It is like Sachin Tendulkar never failed in an away tour throughout his career.

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5 years

I have never seen a bunch trying so hard to be cool... There.. am I doing it right?

Football Daily

@footballdaily

5 years

1 year ago today France won the World Cup & gave us the best trophy celebrations ever 😂 🇫🇷

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4 years

Hope we take similar stand when games happen in India. We are equally horrible when it comes to making racist abuses especially against black cricketers.

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Kartik Aaryan

@TheAaryanKartik

5 years

Calling me cute is nice Calling me hot is great But calling me yours is all I want

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2 years

Anyone putting any asterisk against Pant needs to stop watching the game. Man has more clutch knocks than many greats at this point.

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@gurkiratsgill

2 years

India were 98/5 today in the decider test of an overseas Test series and Pant scores a 100 off 89 balls. If there was an asterisk about his previous 100 in ENG (Oval 2018), that it came when there was nothing to lose, this innings can put that asterisk to rest.

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6 years

Man United fans after the world cup finals on realizing that we are just about a month away from watching Jose's football

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@rahul_jk

2 years

Uncouth and vile. This is for a player who basically has more love for nation in his finger nails than these assholes entire family generation in public. Imagine what they are doing when there are no cameras. Well... There is nothing to imagine tbh. Its out in the open.

Voice of Hindus

@Warlock_Shabby

2 years

Shami Ko Jai Shree Ram 🚩

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3 years

Sanghis just cant see others enjoying their lives . Exhibit A: comment section of this rather fun video. Must be a sad sad life

ANI

@ANI

3 years

Kerala | A floating bridge has been set up by the state tourism department at Beypore beach in Kozhikode to walk along with waves

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@rahul_jk

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And that God has given that country 25 odd ICC trophies across the men and women's team. Take the hint buddy , your God doesnt care about you and loves them more.

Madhav Sharma

@HashTagCricket

11 months

How we Indians treat our trophies no matter how big or small they are vs How Aussies treat their trophies

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3 years

@Flemster25 Confidence was after he broke the stumps, he just went up casually and said "out hai"

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@rahul_jk

2 years

Lost winnable series vs SA, Drew a winnable series vs England, Lost bilateral to Bangladesh, Lost T20 WC, Lost Asia Cup, Lost bilateral series at home, Will Lose WTC and WC 2023. The Rahul Dravid Era ...

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@rahul_jk

4 years

@IndianMourinho Unless ofcourse if you are

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3 years

Some should ask Udai Chopra his Best all formats XI scientists.

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3 years

Jesus coming back on Easter Sunday ...

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@vinayaravind

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kaise ho chutiyo?

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#NewProfilePic

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@rahul_jk

3 years

Supreme Court of India whenever there is a case on human rights violation against the minority

🏏Flashscore Cricket

@FlashCric

3 years

Caption this #IPL2022 🙉🤫

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@rahul_jk

3 years

India discovered ZERO. BJPKeralam made it famous

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@rahul_jk

2 years

This will go down as THE greatest sporting picture of all time. It's one thing to have the respect of your rival, another thing to have a healthy relationship with them. But it's an altogether different thing when they shed a tear for you, with you. Frame this.

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@rahul_jk

3 years

Indian Women cricketers without BCCI and Boria hovering overing them >>>>>

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@rahul_jk

2 years

Reason : As family income grows women now choose to buy diamonds and platinums

RedboxGlobal India

@REDBOXINDIA

2 years

INDIA'S GOLD DEMAND FALLS 18% IN FIRST QUARTER TO 135.5 T - WGC #TITAN #KALYAN #BIGBREAKING

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@rahul_jk

3 years

Dont care how much he concedes every game, for 90s Indian kid , raw pace will always be magical to watch. Also shreyas is gonna get screwed in Australia.

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@rahul_jk

3 years

Runs have though.

Virat Kohli

@imVkohli

3 years

Work never stops. ⏳

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@rahul_jk

7 years

107/7 and Pandya worrying about the wide ball he just left and asking Bhuvi " Dena chahiye tha kya?" is the moment of the match for me.

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@rahul_jk

2 years

Whatever the result this Aus team is definitely amongst the best ones to visit India. They actually could have pulled off a miracle if not for one stupid hour of inexplicable batting and if Cummins was mentally healthy

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@rahul_jk

4 years

NOTHING. May be SRT getting additional 20 runs in that Pak game and retiring after the World cup. THat world cup was proper celebration. Even the losses ( and tie) were fun .

ICC Cricket World Cup

@cricketworldcup

4 years

🔂 If you could redo one match from the 2011 CWC, which one would it be? And why? #CWC11Rewind

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@rahul_jk

3 years

Anyone who saw that stupid R Madhavan series and said " Take it as a joke". Yeah those "jokes" are what led us to this point. Punching down is NEVER a good humor, will never be.

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1 year

Remember when Siraj faced racist chants in Australia and we were collectively upset but atleast Aus authorities took immediate actions. No hope for this country

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1 year

I really want Bawaal to reach Israel twitter

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@rahul_jk

3 years

These are the same uncles who would watch their wives toil day in and out taking care of their kids while they sip their glass of whiskey and tell friends " Arre yaar bacha hone ke baad life ekdum busy ho gaya "

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@rahul_jk

5 years

When you take your buddy to your girlfriend's house and his phone connects to her WiFi without needing a password.

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@rahul_jk

8 months

Fuckers didnt release Aattam in Prime USA. Fuck right off. Imma gonna IPTV it

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9 months

My gramdma will have mental breakdown watching the leaf laid out like that.

ᴋᴏʟʟʏᴡᴏᴏᴅ ᴛᴀʟᴋs

@kollywoodtalks

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Srinidhi 🩷

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3 years

Any post by Anshul Saxena doesnt feel the same now after that thread on how he really looks like. Immediately start laughing

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5 years

Bhai /behen content writer... Ek baar check kar leta before sending it

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The Independent

@Independent

4 years

Prince William named as ‘world’s sexiest bald man’

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5 years

Sachin literally did this at the age of 16 against Pakistan against a better bowler and saved the Test match after that. 😎

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@rahul_jk

1 year

*Insert Pakistan*

Vikrant Gupta

@vikrantgupta73

1 year

Gautam Gambhir on the middle-finger viral video: “The crowd that was made up of Pakistani fans were shouting anti india slogans were also passing comments on Kashmir. As an Indian I can’t take anyone saying this about my country hence reacted this way. What you see on social

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3 years

My niece just learnt about Krishna and phoned me up specifically to call me Kans mama. Not sure whether to feel insulted or laugh lol

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3 years

Australian fans taking moral high ground on on-field classy behavior will never be not funny 😂😂

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Messi meeting Pep at first Man City training

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@rahul_jk

6 years

😍😍😍😍. Find someone who speaks about you like Bhogle speaks about Sachin

Ritesh (शैव)

@Sachislife

6 years

Harsha Bhogle - Oh that's beautiful, that's even better than the first. There is only one man who can hit better shot than Tendulkar and that's Tendulkar himself. #Valentine #Tendulkar ❤️

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@rahul_jk

2 years

Shreya Ghoshal is as good as peak Lata . In fact may be more versatile and has multiple language grasp.

zuko🐘

@sassychopsuey

2 years

WHAT'S YOUR MUSIC OPINION THAT WOULD GET YOU IN THIS POSITION?

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3 years

Entire Europe in 1940

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@rahul_jk

5 years

His worst average in a series in SENA ( + W in the 90s) is 25. Virat has a series where he averaged 13 and one where he averaged 9 ( in addition to one single digit average series in Ind). It's not even the same planet I am afraid.

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@rahul_jk

11 months

Look at the reactions and opposition players wives having post messages calling out vile r @pe threats. And people wonder why Indian cricket is hated globally. This might have been India's most talented team ever . But it is backed by some of the vilest bunch of fans ever

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@rahul_jk

7 years

The more you watch The West Wing, more you feel respect for Sorkin for creating those secondary characters that stay with you. Danny Concanon, Ainsley Hayes, Ron Butterfield, Margaret, Fitzgerald, Nancy so many others.

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5 years

Doff your hat to Kohli you peasants. Its unfair how much better he is than his peers at this point. This was in no way a 100 SR pitch.

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@rahul_jk

2 years

Pranay Pothole sitting on his TCS bench right now...

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4 years

@vedantt97 😂😂

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6 years

KP Ummer with a better first touch than Lukaku

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6 years

"This is Kohli's best " - Everyone after his every ton these days

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4 years

Manchester United negotiations leaked.

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@rahul_jk

6 years

India 2007-2011 1. Lost 2-1 in Australia . Could have been 1-1 had it not been for a clarke special at Sydney. 2. Won in England. 3. Won in NZ. 4. Drew 1-1 in SA Kya bakwas hai yeh? This team is not even close to that team in terms of accomplishments overseas

The Field

@thefield_in

6 years

Kohli and Co have played better overseas than Indian teams of last 15-20 years: Shastri Read:

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@rahul_jk

3 years

The guy who they showed in MS Dhoni's biography movie AND 1983 world cup winning documentary to get claps in theatres a decade after he retired.

sudhanshu

@whoshud

3 years

Who's the biggest Cricket icon of India ? MS Dhoni, Virat Kohli or Sachin ?

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ESPNcricinfo

@ESPNcricinfo

3 years

What is the most iconic cricket photo of all time? #WorldPhotographyDay

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2 years

Not sure if Indian Rupee or a Ranbir Kapoor character

Asianet Newsable

@AsianetNewsEN

2 years

Indian Rupee has not collapsed; it is finding its own course: FM Nirmala Sitharaman Details:

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@rahul_jk

4 years

No ' only people with vaccines' No ' only social distancing' No ' only people with masks' None of this will work Just cancel Trishur Pooram. I am on my fucking knees. Cant handle another super spreader and anxiously waiting to know if someone I know caught Covid.

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@rahul_jk

8 years

Met my ex after 10 yrs.. Master or Mister , I asked. KING, he said

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3 years

Keeping chahal back home might be a worse decision than taking Vijay Sankar as a 3D player for 2019 wc

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@rahul_jk

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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@rahul_jk

5 years

Presenting

Binoy Goswami

@SiladityaChatt

5 years

@minicnair @chimni_sapna @ranjona @rupagulab @tejujoshi31 @yadsul I have a polite point. Does any male go inside temple when he is bleeding? I have not and I have not seen. 🙏🙏🙏

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@rahul_jk

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😂😂😂. Most of us abused him in childhood. He had three levels of pace. Slow, slower and slowest

Mick

@brawlhallaaaa

1 year

Bhai Venkatesh prasad ko childhood hero kaun banata hai

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3 years

Shutting down MCG is not for everyone .

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@rahul_jk

11 months

Blud literally came in a matching dress and scarf. I bet my money on him lifting the trophy had India won

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11 months

PM Narendra Modi with Virat Kohli and Rohit Sharma.

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@rahul_jk

4 years

Yes your Honor, Nee aanalo kodathi Poda maiyre

Akkshay Rathie / अक्षय राठी 🇮🇳

@akshayerathi

4 years

Dear #FahadhFaasil , If you want cinema to be ‘as real as looking out of the window’, why would people watch it? They’d just look out of the window! Sincerely, A hardcore cinema lover. 🙏

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3 years

Pixel camera is legit amazing

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@rahul_jk

4 years

MMS's letter had no mention of any party or any individual. Just his suggestions on improvement . But ofcourse when you have built your empire on hate, thats only thing you know.

Dr Harsh Vardhan

@drharshvardhan

4 years

History shall be kinder to you Dr Manmohan Singh ji if your offer of ‘constructive cooperation’ and valuable advice was followed by your @INCIndia leaders as well in such extraordinary times ! Here’s my reply to your letter to Hon’ble PM Sh @narendramodi ji 👍 @PMOIndia

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2 years

That Eco is bit of an issue for me for a leader. Amazing vs SA no doubt but cant be going for 9s in this world cup when 150-170 is winning total

Johns.

@CricCrazyJohns

2 years

Arshdeep Singh in the T20 World Cup 2022: 4-0-32-3 4-0-37-2 4-0-25-2 4-0-38-2 9 wickets from 4 games, the leader of the attack.

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The man helped Twitter grow and this is how you repay him . For shame, @elonmusk

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@rahul_jk

3 years

absy

@absycric

3 years

This picture has a great potential for a hilarious caption in the context of 'science'. But I can't nail it rn. So please go on and caption this.

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Wanted to console this guy on his worst possible day and it turned out to be dry day. Man cant catch a break. Thanks for the dinner @AzzurriLFC Stand-up guy. 11/10 recommended

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@rahul_jk

3 years

They are making videos like he scored 150 or something. For shame

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5 years

Hari's family trying to stop him from coming on Twitter to ruin Lovren

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@rahul_jk

2 years

Yeah lol. People underestimate how good this Indian team or probably just don't understand. Only Aus team that would have probably.. and the key word is probably held its own would be the 2004 team.

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8 years

Gautam Gambhir has already done in one hour more than what Dhawan has done in last one year.

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3 years

Look at that color. I am slowly perfecting mutton curry.

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ANI

@ANI

3 years

Prime Minister Narendra Modi to monitor Ministry of Science & Technology, Amit Shah to monitor Ministry of Cooperation, in addition to Home Ministry #CabinetExpansion2021

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@rahul_jk

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That Mitch Marsh pic is actually ice cold. That's how you pose. "respect culture" gang would lose their minds when they see footballers pouring champagne inside the trophy and drinking

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9 months

Next time when you think what was the difference in the last few years, just remember Rishabh Pant

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@rahul_jk

11 months

Rajputs after losing a battle.

Rivaba Ravindrasinh Jadeja

@Rivaba4BJP

11 months

Never cared for the Crown, always preferred a Sword.💫✨️ #learningphase #sword @imjadeja

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@rahul_jk

5 years

Jersey City went mad...

Cricketopia

@CricketopiaCom

5 years

#OnThisDay in 2011 Dhoni finishes off in style. Where were you at this moment?

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3 years

@Hramblings @PullxVolley People forget what peak Kohli was because of the last 2 years. Man was chasing 320-330 in ODIs with ease . At one point he scored 1200 runs in like 14 innings in 2018.

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5 years

@footballinghell @Con_Chron He is ours :)

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