Did you know ? When all lights from a candle is focused at 32 degree angle at 9pm for 9 mins , it causes coronavirus to ask itself "main iss lodu desh mein kya kar raha hoon Bhenchod and self immolate".
The only person in India capable of doing an analysis like this is being asked questions like "jab aap 10 saal ke the toh match ke pehle kitne vada pav khaate the?"
A Boxing Day treat.
Ricky Ponting takes us through a batter's point of view facing their first over in the middle from Shaheen Afridi.
- Decisions to be made
- Reading the field
- Focusing on strengths
- Working through plans
A fascinating watch
#AUSvPAK
Whenever I chat with friends living outside India, I can't help but acknowledge the convenience of life we have here.
Mentioned to one of them that I got blood samples collected from home with reports arriving in a few hours, and the entire concept was unimaginable to her.
Sure
My thoughts precisely when DK made that statement. Finch immediately responded with 2 ICC trophies over India comment
Stop embarrassing yourself on live tv man
3 primary batsmen being passengers. 2 debutants who contributed zilch. Best batsman out injured and yet this game has been done and dusted in 3 days . Savor this team . Any other country and there would be poems written about this lot.
Proper test match dead batting. Not that shitty version of taking body blows coz you have no technique to survive using bat. He did a blockathon in India of all places. Superhuman
Twitter was the most depressing place to be during that 2nd wave of Covid. Every 2nd tweet was about oxygen cylinders. Not to mention everyone knew someone who died during that time. All that will be whitewashed by that snake of a filmmaker. Good job giving him a platform
This was actually interesting so checked
NZ : 29.25
Eng : 61.25
Aus : 46.00
SA : 33.66
NZ : 54.00
Eng : 85.60
SA : 40.16
WI : 57.80
NZ: 75.66
SA: 64.33
WI : 41.37
Eng : 66.83
NZ : 25.00
Aus : 76.60
SA : 33.16
Eng : 38.00
Aus : 70.42
NZ : 68.80
SA : 81.50
Eng : 34.12
Aus : 35.87
Hope we take similar stand when games happen in India. We are equally horrible when it comes to making racist abuses especially against black cricketers.
India were 98/5 today in the decider test of an overseas Test series and Pant scores a 100 off 89 balls.
If there was an asterisk about his previous 100 in ENG (Oval 2018), that it came when there was nothing to lose, this innings can put that asterisk to rest.
Uncouth and vile. This is for a player who basically has more love for nation in his finger nails than these assholes entire family generation in public.
Imagine what they are doing when there are no cameras.
Well... There is nothing to imagine tbh. Its out in the open.
And that God has given that country 25 odd ICC trophies across the men and women's team. Take the hint buddy , your God doesnt care about you and loves them more.
Lost winnable series vs SA, Drew a winnable series vs England, Lost bilateral to Bangladesh, Lost T20 WC, Lost Asia Cup, Lost bilateral series at home, Will Lose WTC and WC 2023.
The Rahul Dravid Era ...
This will go down as THE greatest sporting picture of all time. It's one thing to have the respect of your rival, another thing to have a healthy relationship with them. But it's an altogether different thing when they shed a tear for you, with you. Frame this.
Dont care how much he concedes every game, for 90s Indian kid , raw pace will always be magical to watch.
Also shreyas is gonna get screwed in Australia.
Whatever the result this Aus team is definitely amongst the best ones to visit India. They actually could have pulled off a miracle if not for one stupid hour of inexplicable batting and if Cummins was mentally healthy
NOTHING. May be SRT getting additional 20 runs in that Pak game and retiring after the World cup. THat world cup was proper celebration. Even the losses ( and tie) were fun .
Anyone who saw that stupid R Madhavan series and said " Take it as a joke". Yeah those "jokes" are what led us to this point. Punching down is NEVER a good humor, will never be.
Remember when Siraj faced racist chants in Australia and we were collectively upset but atleast Aus authorities took immediate actions.
No hope for this country
These are the same uncles who would watch their wives toil day in and out taking care of their kids while they sip their glass of whiskey and tell friends " Arre yaar bacha hone ke baad life ekdum busy ho gaya "
Gautam Gambhir on the middle-finger viral video: “The crowd that was made up of Pakistani fans were shouting anti india slogans were also passing comments on Kashmir. As an Indian I can’t take anyone saying this about my country hence reacted this way. What you see on social
Harsha Bhogle - Oh that's beautiful, that's even better than the first.
There is only one man who can hit better shot than Tendulkar and that's Tendulkar himself.
#Valentine
#Tendulkar
❤️
His worst average in a series in SENA ( + W in the 90s) is 25. Virat has a series where he averaged 13 and one where he averaged 9 ( in addition to one single digit average series in Ind). It's not even the same planet I am afraid.
Look at the reactions and opposition players wives having post messages calling out vile r
@pe
threats. And people wonder why Indian cricket is hated globally.
This might have been India's most talented team ever . But it is backed by some of the vilest bunch of fans ever
The more you watch The West Wing, more you feel respect for Sorkin for creating those secondary characters that stay with you. Danny Concanon, Ainsley Hayes, Ron Butterfield, Margaret, Fitzgerald, Nancy so many others.
India 2007-2011
1. Lost 2-1 in Australia . Could have been 1-1 had it not been for a clarke special at Sydney.
2. Won in England.
3. Won in NZ.
4. Drew 1-1 in SA
Kya bakwas hai yeh?
This team is not even close to that team in terms of accomplishments overseas
No ' only people with vaccines'
No ' only social distancing'
No ' only people with masks'
None of this will work
Just cancel Trishur Pooram. I am on my fucking knees.
Cant handle another super spreader and anxiously waiting to know if someone I know caught Covid.
Dear
#FahadhFaasil
,
If you want cinema to be ‘as real as looking out of the window’, why would people watch it? They’d just look out of the window!
Sincerely,
A hardcore cinema lover. 🙏
MMS's letter had no mention of any party or any individual. Just his suggestions on improvement . But ofcourse when you have built your empire on hate, thats only thing you know.
History shall be kinder to you Dr Manmohan Singh ji if your offer of ‘constructive cooperation’ and valuable advice was followed by your
@INCIndia
leaders as well in such extraordinary times !
Here’s my reply to your letter to Hon’ble PM Sh
@narendramodi
ji 👍
@PMOIndia
Wanted to console this guy on his worst possible day and it turned out to be dry day. Man cant catch a break. Thanks for the dinner
@AzzurriLFC
Stand-up guy. 11/10 recommended
Yeah lol. People underestimate how good this Indian team or probably just don't understand. Only Aus team that would have probably.. and the key word is probably held its own would be the 2004 team.
Prime Minister Narendra Modi to monitor Ministry of Science & Technology, Amit Shah to monitor Ministry of Cooperation, in addition to Home Ministry
#CabinetExpansion2021
That Mitch Marsh pic is actually ice cold. That's how you pose.
"respect culture" gang would lose their minds when they see footballers pouring champagne inside the trophy and drinking
@Hramblings
@PullxVolley
People forget what peak Kohli was because of the last 2 years. Man was chasing 320-330 in ODIs with ease . At one point he scored 1200 runs in like 14 innings in 2018.