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Rachel Sam Evans
2 years
put it on my gravestone
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Rachel Sam Evans
11 months
Last day at smosh and the team is fucking devastated look at the real and genuine tears Bye smosh twt, love you.
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Rachel Sam Evans
4 years
Don’t worry @AustinCreedWins I caught that too
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Rachel Sam Evans
4 years
@KEEMSTAR Goooo fuuuuck yourseeeeeelf
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Rachel Sam Evans
3 years
I started talking about cryptids on a date last night and he said out loud “I don’t like this” 😦 Baby if you don’t like me at my skunkape you don’t get me at my sex witch
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Rachel Sam Evans
2 years
can you believe I’ve ever had sex
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Rachel Sam Evans
2 years
My @GameChangerSam appearance in a nut shell
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Rachel Sam Evans
3 years
@supershayne Can confirm
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2 years
who wore it best (please don’t answer)
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4 years
Masc @Co_Mill has my heart
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Rachel Sam Evans
11 months
I am weeping 🤪✌️
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finley 🔪
11 months
the smosh socials dream team is splitting up im gonna cry
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Rachel Sam Evans
2 years
I hate my legacy
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Rachel Sam Evans
3 years
I worked on this cake for 11 hours
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Rachel Sam Evans
3 years
I didn’t even find teens attractive when I was a teen yall are weird
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Rachel Sam Evans
4 years
I can’t believe CATS is the last movie I saw in theaters
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Rachel Sam Evans
2 years
getting roasted by the spice girls wasn’t on my 2022 bingo card but…I kinda liked it? #TheCircleNetflix @CircleNetflix
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Rachel Sam Evans
4 years
Learn about the Holocaust so you can identify the pending one ICE is starting now. They used to experiment on us too. They used to ask for our papers. They rounded us up. Then they killed us. Learn history so you can tell when it’s repeating.
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Nearly two-thirds of US young adults unaware 6m Jews killed in the Holocaust
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Rachel Sam Evans
2 years
AND NEW GCW TAG TEAM CHAMPS @EFFYlives @AllieKATCH
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Rachel Sam Evans
4 years
Hey a family member just died of covid so if you could wear a FUCKING MASK and stop having “get togethers” so no one else has to feel this that would be FANTASTIC THANK YOU FUCK
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11 months
@kyndaspooky Frame it, pray to it, sacrifice for it
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Rachel Sam Evans
3 years
Turning 30 in a couple hours which means it’s the 23 year anniversary of this video
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Rachel Sam Evans
1 year
Thanks for making today so fun smoshtwt 💛 my phone overheated and I am now in line at the Apple Store
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Rachel Sam Evans
4 years
hey siri am I disassociating or is this meditating
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Rachel Sam Evans
2 years
happy Hanukkah mishpachim pretend like all those lights are for you today
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Rachel Sam Evans
8 years
My DMs are a lot like my heart: Open, but often ignored.
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4 years
I understand that saying “I’m Jewish” whenever someone says Merry Christmas is annoying but so is being Jewish on Christmas so
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10 months
Cool opportunity for wrestling media/influencers!! Like this if you’re interested- all size creators welcomed 🤠
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Rachel Sam Evans
7 years
So disgusted by Sexy Star. She used to just be a joke in prowrestling, but she's upgraded herself to a plague. Get out of our ring. #bye
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Rachel Sam Evans
2 years
A lot of men in these comments are blaming this absolute titan of a woman for “leading this man on” because she didn’t firmly say no as if y’all don’t kill us for that every day
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AskAubry 🦝
2 years
The moment she tells him he makes her lose faith in men and marriage...
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Rachel Sam Evans
3 years
Benching over 200 lbs & having a skinny girlfriend feels a lot like having a brick pizza oven & ordering dominos
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Rachel Sam Evans
3 years
aha
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Rachel Sam Evans
3 years
It’s like having a burner account to compliment yourself on but much higher stakes
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3 years
@SmoshIan Who is “the marketing” they seem hot
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2 years
I have the juiciest gossip rn, what is the xmas etiquette here? When does Xmas cheer dissipate so I can’t spread my filth
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3 years
I have been on a cable TV show for 4 seasons and not a single person knows me from it / I was in a Buzzfeed video about Satan 4 years ago and somehow I’m still the devil girl
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11 months
Y’all mind if I scream
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2 years
what if I told you I started a secret smosh tiktok
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4 years
Throwing @smosh a quince whos coming
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Rachel Sam Evans
2 years
I get to chainsaw my boss & ceo in this, a fruitful day at the office
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2 years
Enter if you dare 👻:
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6 years
I know a whole lot about wrestling. You should have me on your podcast, but you've seen pictures of my butt on ig so you assume I am a butt. PSA: I am not a butt, I am a person who loves wrestling.
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Rachel Sam Evans
2 years
@samreich @GameChangerSam @GrantOB @dropout my secret agenda was to make you laugh and get a gold weed grinder so maybe I’m the real winner
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I’m not cool, I’m pretty sensitive, I care if people feel bad, I like kids, I want to help if I can, I answer questions unironically and I hope that y’all respect the person I’m trying to be - trying not to be embarrassed by my humanity is the new disaffected youth
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Rachel Sam Evans
2 years
I’m in this!!! No spoilers but blink & you’ll miss me. Continuing the age old The Bachelor tradition of no fatties
@GameChangerSam
Game Changer 🪄
2 years
🚨TONIGHT!🚨 Game Changer presents: "The Bachelor (Part 1)" Launches at 7pm ET / 4pm PT on ( @dropout ) Featuring host @samreich , bachelor @GrantOB , and 10 potential suitors looking to win Grant's heart 🌹 #GameChanger
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3 years
turning 30 in 12 days but face is still giving 👶🏻
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1 year
Comedy + tragedy + timing
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9 years
My phone just autocorrected "I think" to "btdubs"so I've officially digressed.
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Rachel Sam Evans
2 years
Turns out you can’t say “looking for a dungeon master” on your dating profile unless you’re prepared for not-nerds to come in VERY hot
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Rachel Sam Evans
3 years
As President, I pardon every hoe just doin her best and all your stimmys come with 2 free house joints
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4 years
29 ♑️
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6 years
Having a crush is so tragic how do I go back to 3 weeks ago when all I cared about was feeding my bearded dragon spaghetti squash by hand
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2 years
I’m about to turn 31 so I got the canopy bed I wanted when I was 13 #healing
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2 years
us magazine can go straight to bed for this one
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1 year
I really love y’all for real #smoshappreciationday
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1 year
Thank you to everyone who participated in #smoshappreciationday 💛 We have been scrolling and crying and scrolling and crying all day. Y’all are the best community.
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1 year
i promise it’s not that the blue is his pee
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2 years
@smosh Who are these people
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Rachel Sam Evans
3 years
Shalom
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Rachel Sam Evans
3 years
I literally have nothing to say I just love my job and I’m feeling grateful and I’m gonna tweet about it so next time I’m being a whiny bitch I can look at this and go “oh right”
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2 years
stranger things has dropped I can now dance skate my way out of the public eye
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3 years
@itsbrandonde The most fearful hover hand to date
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2 years
bracing myself for these next 4 episodes #TheCircleNetflix @CircleNetflix
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@MacDoesIt Hey friend here to talk whenever you need
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Rachel Sam Evans
2 years
Astronauts are to scientists what prowrestlers are to cosplayers
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Rachel Sam Evans
6 years
Fun story: I was listening to This Is America in my car and a group of four white guys pulled up next to me, rolled down their window and SPIT at my car. The driver then called me an n-word lover and a “Spanish whore” which are both technically true so I’m torn
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Rachel Sam Evans
7 years
I can only hope that anyone who watched that ignorant and disrespectful Logan Paul video recognizes it as such. Just because you put sad music under your video doesn't mean you're doing anyone a service. Fuck all the way off, Logan.
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2 years
Cosplayed as your ex wife last night
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1 year
@erindougal Bro there’s a system
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3 years
My plane just got struck by lightning ama
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3 years
@smosh @NoahGrossman214 Me waiting for the smosh fandom to caption this so I don’t have to
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2 years
He’s a 5 but his favorite wrestler is Hiromu Takahashi
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2 years
Imagine how hot this picture would be if it were Matthew Gray Gubler in this exact outfit and pose instead
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@smosh I LOVE YOU ERICA OK
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3 years
Deleting tweets is a form of self care
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Rachel Sam Evans
1 year
Choose your fighter
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@RoninElWolf
Řōņīņ
1 year
YOU THERE!! YES YOU!! HOW DID YOU BUILD YOUR TWITTER FOLLOWERS???
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2 years
I’ve done a lot that I’m proud of at smosh but putting shayne in that dress has to be top 10
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4 years
I love my curvy wife
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3 years
Caught a feeding today. Yes this is all I talk about now.
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4 years
I can’t wait until digital media starts recognizing that fat people exist. Imagine touting diversity and excluding body diversity. Couldn’t be me.
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3 years
I love that the new celebrity trend is admitting that they’re stinky
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8 years
SO excited to meet all you beautiful monsters at VidCon this year. Mama's a featured creator! I'll keep y'all posted on panel stuffs 🖤
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Rachel Sam Evans
3 years
There’s gotta be a word for the soul crushing feeling of no one replying to your slack
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7 years
Whoa I just found out one failure doesn’t negate all other successes this is great news
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8 years
thank you @TyMatthewsPMA for my new favorite "dress". If it goes mid thigh they can't kick you out of a restaurant.
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4 years
I was gifted this dress by @NancyAzc_ and now I’m an off duty storm trooper
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Rachel Sam Evans
7 years
BIG MOOD: just got threatened by a 12 year old for disliking jake paul. what do i do? do i dab on her? or do i go on living my adult life? oh ok, i go on living my adult life. got it.
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2 years
I love being fat in public
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1 year
Tag yourself I’m 119
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𝒟𝒾𝓁𝓁𝓎💤 🇵🇸
1 year
The local cult attempted to indoctrinate my friend today while he was volunteering at a soup kitchen with them
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Rachel Sam Evans
7 years
We need to talk about mental health. This isn't about "xanax culture". Our generation has been over prescribed since we were kids and you're SHOCKED that we look to drugs over emotional vulnerability. Rip Lil Peep, you deserved more.
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4 years
@TrueKofi @AustinCreedWins Such a Larry David thing to ask
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7 years
Remind me to never "start a dialogue" ever again
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