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@qwertyop80

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Anti-monarchy AF. Northern. Bolshy. Probably funnier than you. Used to be a bigger deal around here. Not interested in your webcam show. It’s called Twitter.

Joined November 2022
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@GiveMeSport @KSI @MisfitsBoxing Can we stop treating this joker like he’s a genuine sportsman?
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@fesshole Every child deserves to know who their parents are no matter what the circumstances. This is horrendous.
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@fasc1nate Hilarious this is
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@fesshole Him fair enough but his children didn’t do anything to deserve that.
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@sueperkins @EmmaKennedy That must have been an intense episode of Light Lunch
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@TrollFootball “You can’t drink. Here, have an assault rifle instead”’
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@fesshole Who puts what on which bedside table?! That’s unworkable, surely.
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@fesshole She probably left you because you use “might of”.
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@sportbible £1000 an hour?! Why?!
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@fesshole She doesn’t sound as great as you think she is tbh mate. That’s kind of a cunty way to respond.
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@IMPACTWRESTLING @TheTrinity_Fatu @AXSTV “I can’t believe I left WWE to go wrestle in front of 7 people”
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@NoContextBrits A thousand quid says this was a yank
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@fesshole Have you tried…erm… communicating with your partner? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@FabrizioRomano The diet of a top level athlete…
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@SoVeryBritish That their system is preferable to universal healthcare
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@sportbible Leicester by miles. It was completely impossible. Morocco have some top class players.
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@theJeremyVine Agreed. Matt is responsible for far more deaths.
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@carolvorders @GaryLineker The man standing behind this slogan is the son of two immigrants. Absolutely sickening.
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@fesshole Swang?! Jesus.
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@fesshole That principle being you hate people who have done better than you…
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@fesshole Who wants a second hand razor?! Gross.
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@carolvorders @RussInCheshire Let’s just end monarchy instead. It’s an ancient con.
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@JamilaMammadova @RishiSunak And you are based in… Oh look, London.
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@Cultaholic WWE still afraid of people getting over organically 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@Femi_Sorry @JuliaHB1 I’m left-wing. In this case, she’s correct. She was old enough to understand that joining a terror organisation that wanted to kill literally everyone that wasn’t them was wrong. Nobody forced her to say the Manchester bombing was “justified”. Life meaning life in prison. The end
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@MarinaPurkiss @LibDems @libdemdaisy @EdwardJDavey @GreenJennyJones @ZackPolanski @carla_denyer If YOU care about democracy, you’ll be ok with people voting however they wish. We are not America. Nobody here wants a two party system. Especially when the two main parties are currently so close together on a number of important issues. Democracy means CHOICE.
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@fesshole Immature coward. Do the right thing.
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@sahouraxo @SusanSarandon Pretending Libya was a paradise under Gadaffi is outrageous. He was a tyrannical madman who was directly responsible for mass killings including Lockerbie. Shame on you both for posting this. Apologise.
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@Saltyfootball7 @UKLabour You don’t vote for the PM in a general election, chief.
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@anon_opin She’s not unwell - she’s just a fucking idiot.
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@sportbible I know it’s only Wales but I still reckon we’ll need 11 tbh
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@DeborahMeaden There are genuine times when I think her account is a parody.
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@Cultaholic Bald Spot Warrior is All Elite
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@bbc5live Stop giving her a platform
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@Cultaholic “I support my sugar daddy unless he’s found guilty”
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@anon_opin Agree to an extent, but English IS a fucking hard language to learn.
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PUMP THIS DIRECTLY INTO MY FUCKING VEINS #BuryFC #BuryAFC #GiggLane @Jimmy270288
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@fesshole Contact them. You’re a grown up. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@David__Osland @chunkymark £18k a year rent?! Jesus fucking Christ does this nurse live in Buckingham Palace?!
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@AEW @RefAubrey The most attention hungry ref in history
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@Cultaholic “He tells tall tales - exaggerates his glory”…
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@SamanthaQuek The greatest. There isn’t any debate left to be had.
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@MarinaPurkiss “All is well. We encourage you to venerate the dear leader with quiche. All is well”
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@StoicRonin338 @HumansNoContext European trains literally go from country to country across the entire continent. Nowhere is “too big”.
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@TheChilledGame1 @The305MVP Maradona was fucked by 30. Messi just bossed the entire tournament at 35. He is the greatest. No question.
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@MarinaPurkiss Calling Labour “left of centre” is a Hell of a push these days. I cannot in good conscience vote for this version of Labour. Sorry. They have done this to themselves.
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@supertanskiii Reeves will be just as bad for our most vulnerable. If not worse. I cannot ignore that.
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@NoContextBrits This. Makes me cringe when yanks come out with this. There is no such thing as a “British” accent.
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@fmbIog You keep buying football manager every year even though it’s been exactly the same game for about 5 years now
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@MarinaPurkiss That whole ‘stay at home’ thing was for the little people, not the government or their families.
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@RepublicStaff A national anthem that is actually about the nation?
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@90sfootball @EmilioSansolini Did you really need to include 1934?!
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@Scarface_TMC Joe Hendry makes things better.
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@NoContextBrits Cool. We discovered gun control and universal healthcare.
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@_tehBob We also make a big deal out of gun control and universal healthcare. Because we are civilised people.
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@campbellclaret And the ultimate say is left with the biggest family of tax dodgers in the nation?
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@antdea @DeborahMeaden Say you don’t use airports much without saying you don’t use airports much
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@Peston Lost a vote for independence, then cried about it. Yeah, really important. 🤣
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@DavidLammy @nytimes It doesn’t. Monarchy is a complete con that we should have done away with centuries ago.
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@TheCoopLive 😂😂😂 Did they build this place on an ancient Indian burial ground?!
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@scottygb Lost. So I could turn it off after the pilot and save years of my life.
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@BBCNews (Not watched by 49 million people)
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@wonghorn1989 @greenlife497 The writing was literally incredible this season.
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@DeborahMeaden Jesus. Keep the screens down. Make people who attend experience the full reality of what happens.
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@JeremyVineOn5 @MarinaPurkiss @mikeparry8 Monarchy is obscene as a concept. Nothing but a con.
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@MattsOnTrack @redoe165 @UberFacts Which means you children have to do active shooter drills at school. Best country in the world.
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@90sWWE 1 is arguably better. Especially given those long stadium entrances
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@MirrorBreaking_ @DailyMirror Take your forces back to Russia. Problem solved.
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@hendopolis “I want to end homelessness” - Member of a family that steals £350m from us every single year
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@BBCNews Liverpool -
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@carmenelectra I was hoping by getting a follow! 😇
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@fesshole And this is how the British do revenge.
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@Cultaholic Yes. People cried out for long term storytelling for years, and are now moaning about… *checks notes* long term storytelling. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@fesshole People change. Especially from childhood. You’re talking about who a person was a quarter of a century ago. Maybe grow up and let his family grieve in peace and get on with your own life.
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@MartinSLewis @elonmusk Nothing could get me to pay for Twitter. Nothing.
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@FinnBalor Jay White in the Rumble confirmed
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@UberFacts Basically we’re treated like we have enough working brains not to step out in front of a moving vehicle. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@dereks63 This has nothing to do with whether you agree with monarchy or not. This is about protecting YOUR human rights.
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@carolvorders @GaryLineker The BBC has become overrun with Tory influence. Right from the top down. Mash Report & Mock the Week gone. I genuinely fear for @haveigotnews
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@DidntWorkoutWWE Still, the Yoko slam challenge made for good TV
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@3YearLetterman @NoContextBrits That’s cool. I like universal healthcare and gun control. You don’t have to. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Keir_Starmer @DavidLammy Did you put your tickets on expenses?
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@SkyNews Chilling
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@fesshole Tell him you’re sorry and you didn’t mean it? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@ladbible “We should never have left toddlers home alone. Sorry”
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@DeborahMeaden I think Entitled Arrogance was the name of their boyband at Eton
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@fesshole You should hand yourself in to your nearest police station. That is worse than murder.
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@DeborahMeaden We have a fantastic tram system in Greater Manchester
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@RollingStone Criminal. You should be immediately closed down for this nonsense.
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@fesshole Maybe stop looking at other people’s junk
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@Jitokeze @England @marksandspencer He’s played less than 30 senior games of football in his entire life.
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@YouGov Who cares what other nations think? And the Spanish just want Gibraltar.
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@MichaelRapaport Yeah, like people who refuse to condemn war crimes, Michael.
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