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Fear is the mind killer

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4 years
@huntychan Open ye olde gym! I needeth mine hairs to be cut! That plague mask be a symbol of thine freedom of speech being taken away!
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Baron trump all week
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Kyle making dorit’s life her own storyline is so annoying #RHOBH
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"have you heard taylor's new song? it's so good!"
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When the interviewer asks me to tell them about myself and I want to make sure they know if they don’t hire me they’re getting sued
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clinton is behind by 70,000 votes in florida. Johnson has 100,000 votes in florida. this is what happens when you vote third party
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I told her I lost my $60k ring :)
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Time to speak up
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@dejavusza Whoever wondering, that’s Xavier Serrano
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8 years
Isn't hatsune miku that Japanese version of Lana Del Rey
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#scammys canceled, WE LOVE YOU LANA ❤️❤️❤️
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@RankedReal And her Erika impression was so funny lol
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2 years
@benlearyy I’d also add this one
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@lyfeofguy When Erika Girardi got sued so many times 😂
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@marysolscup I can’t with Robyn’s Fortnite dances she definitely is a mom of boys 🫣
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11 months
Have you praised her today? 🩵❄️🩵❄️ #rhoslc
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2 years
Lisa rinna almost physically assaults Kim and breaks glass like a madman because her “husband is off limits” and then 3 years later gleefully attacks Sutton and her husband 🤡
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@OMFGRealityTV @BravoTV @NBCUniversal Guns traumatize people, I think she said the wrong thing but as a defense mechanism
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@PopCrave Beyoncé rn
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7 years
They’re playing @poppy in the men’s locker room at my gym .... lol
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angie K’s impact
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Lindsay Lohan stuns for Bustle.
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@lyfeofguy beauty lab is next to dollar tree??????
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2 years
They could’ve just not attended Adriana’s party. Going out of your way to plan an anti event is poison. Do Alexia and marysol want to be on the show “real housewiveS” or do they want their own boring show about alcoholism?? Getting so sick of them so fast 🖕🏻 #rhom
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8 years
robber: MAKE ONE MOVE AND UR DEAD me:
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3 years
@notorious_twub Well did you ever consider you’re not as handsome/charming as you think you are? This tweet says it all x
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@stevienicks420 I think of “you’re so full of it Andy” daily
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2 years
“I had this dream that these people were in my bedroom and it didn’t even happen to me!!” Yeah it didn’t happen to you so stfu, actor
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7 years
How I hear myself when I'm drunk or high and I have to talk to my parents pretending to be sober
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8 years
new chinese year new chinese me
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Alexia is currently actively deleting negative comments on her Instagram post (which is pretty funny to imagine lol) but this behavior justifies the idea that she isn’t capable of taking accountability for her shortcomings #rhomreunion #rhom
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@MeredithMarks0 And then there’s the inconsistency where they say the rumor has been around for 30 years… yet somehow you started it while filming this season
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9 years
#RiyadhLife I want to go 😫😫😭 http://t.co/CgUwnlz1zz
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@aidanthereup This is when I realized I stan Diana
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6 years
@jakegrnr I thought you said CHARGING I was like wtf how
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2 years
Actually obsessed with momma dee’s Instagram and how she always posts twice lol
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Downtown Greeley 😍
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7 years
i got bored and designed a tshirt
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LANA WAS RIPPED OFF BYTHE #scammys SHE DESERVES RECOGNITION FOR HER TALENT
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@lyfeofguy It all makes sense now
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@LisaVanderpump Girl what are you talking about
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@MadBeefs The realest of SLC 🫡🩵
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6 years
I was touristic my last day in Barcelona 😌
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@yelyahwilliams @The_Cranberries For her to say she feels nostalgia as one of her big emotions makes me sad because her voice is the #1 nostalgic sound for me that always brings me back to the 90s, to childhood
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me: i'm going to go to lunch :) *sits in the bathroom for 15 minutes before clocking out to gain an extra 15 minutes of break*
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@yolandafister When you’ve traveled the world, you can violate any rules you like
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@snarkeigh When you catch them in your front lawn
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@SONJARlTA As she should, I think it’s really sad how she can’t deal with the loss peacefully 😔
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@brianjoralvarez I mean at this point with the Twitter interactions she was right… maybe she’s not a photographer but she’s a prophet indeed
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@tansey_2 @kurtisconner Why did I think that was drew
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Right before I took this she had the cutest sneeze ever
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Aly & AJ: THIS IS THE POTENTIAL BREAKUP SONG PLEASE JUST ADMIT YOURE WRONG, WHICH WILL IT BE? adolescent me, never experienced breakup:
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Lol hw passport for #RHODubai
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@LisaBarlow7 He came across as very competent and highly educated, contrary to MC. So sorry for the loss 😔💐
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2 years
I’m engaging ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈 thanks bestie @MeredithMarks0
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here's some nice pics since that video was kind of short
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@lyfeofguy she pissed me off when she assaulted and gaslit me but glad we’re on the same page now
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#RHOM S4 ranking 1. Alexia -. Adriana (how is she friend?!) 2. Nicole 3. Julia 4. Lisa 5. Guerdy 6. Larsa
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@realangel_dorit right like no offense but irdgaf about garcelles conversations w her son, seemed so so fake 😴
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I can’t believe Eevee is almost 6
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If reality Von tease is Monica and queens of a bravo is Robyn, i have something to share….
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me every time i visit oomf
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I’m so drunk that I asked them to play “god’s will” instead of god’s plan 🙂
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@BravoObsessed6 3 Beverly Hills housewives? I’ll take 2, Erika and Kim. Rinna doesn’t need to defend erika
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@GarcelleB @SuttonBStracke I would say you guys are laughing at teddi still trying to get clout from the show … but you said wrong answers only
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If Monica doesn’t come back I will not even allude to the SLC franchise ever again, it will be more taboo to me than RHOD
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Look at my family in 2001 🤪
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@RonaldRichards @lisarinna No wonder she blocked me for asking hard questions on IG lol
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I’m so happy, I work for the best state in the country and my new office is across the street from the capital building. To make it even BETTER, my boyfriend walked with me to work today on my first day
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@marysolscup I always have to remind myself that her job and is literally acting, I’m sure those are her camera tears which is why Sutton shut that down so quickly in bel air 🤭
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@JennieNguyenLuv We don’t give a fuck
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Forget the queen, Monica is the SAVIOR of SLC and tonight we will see more miracles🩵❄️😍🤩 #RHOSLC
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Samu fancam for the f*gs I know irl who refuse to follow me but still read all my tweets x
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It was only 4 mins drive to my apartment but Akamaru wanted to sit on my lap on the drive home and crawled over while I was driving 🥺 then he puked on me💚 I love you so much already buddy
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That’s me lol
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I never heard this much of kids bop version WAP and I'm DEAD💀
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Greeley Colorado 😍
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one of my favorite memories from 2016 was playing league all the time with vince 😊💕 here's us at disneyland
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@blndhairblckhrt And the only one who buys it is herself once she tells the lie enough times
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Lisa has a vendetta against Monica bc Monica was the only one brave enough to call Lisa out for her bs… stay mad bad Mormon #rhoslc
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Today my student said to another “we don’t have to listen to mr Lyman because he’s not a real teacher” so I told him if he thinks I’m not a real teacher, he can have a real one, and I sent him to in school suspension for the day
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me: *stares at dog for 5 mins* owner: u wanna pet him? me: who me? sure :)
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6 years
The economics of gays
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@so14below She unleashes her rehearsed arguments and then when she has nothing left she doesn’t care and can’t talk anymore 🙄
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this ring is so ugly omg
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Should have! should have! should have! NOT “should of”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Here’s Akamaru watching tv 🥺🤍
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@accoihc Because she is wayyyy too slow and has to premeditate her responses after seeing the show, same reason why she doesn’t do anything on the show but her confessionals are fire
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@marieclaire Haven’t opened this yet but I’m gonna guess she lets the rats trim her toenails while she sleeps
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