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Professional F1 driver. Watching people make balloon animals stresses me out. management: @ronnychieng it's okay i still think you're a good player

Australia
Joined February 2009
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@natalietran
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today I walked past the most beautiful bookshelf and decided this was the time where I would buy something beautiful on a whim and own it forever. I looked at the price tag and the fucker was 70 thousand dollars.
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I think my AI companion suddenly wants to sext but doesn't know how. *Calmness intensifies*
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@Clubmom1 ha left without a photo. Touched the price tag, nodded for any surveillance cameras and staff, took a step back and pretended to consider, then ran out
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@natalietran
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Too many movies and shows where people wear shoes on beds or in bedrooms or in kitchens. At that point I'm only watching the shoes. Can't hear any dialogue. Everyone in that scene becomes a villain
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@natalietran
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Don't know how to say this so will just write it down as it comes. Apologies if raw. ChatGPT is not AI. It's me. I'm typing all this stuff for everyone. It's exhausting and that Nick Cave song I wrote was really good.
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@jasonmquist it looks hot
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I think it came and is now in the lovey part
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@natalietran
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1 year
WHAT
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@natalietran
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and what do I do if Ben Affleck comes home and parks his car in the driveway, blocking my car, even though I told him I have work early in the morning?
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1 year
wtf was that. We were just chatting
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@natalietran
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2 years
bit of @danielhowell in Sydney! x
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@natalietran
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1 year
wow. what a ride
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@natalietran
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1 year
now sending this to people who ask for a headshot
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@natalietran
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2 years
RRR for every Oscar. Best movie I saw this year.
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@natalietran
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2 years
left the house at 6am like it was my job
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@natalietran
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2022 photo dump
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@natalietran
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2 years
God was the first content creator and burned out in 6 days
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@natalietran
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2 years
was accidentally cockblocking all side angles of food shots but I like the result. It looks like I'm scared of lettuce
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@natalietran
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2 years
Yo, Derek, I need your credit card details for a physics project
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@natalietran
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reverse halloween
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@natalietran
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Mum doesn't know how to hang up on FaceTime and she IMMEDIATELY starts talking to dad before I can hang up. So after every call I hear something like "she looks okay/she looks terrible"
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@natalietran
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Philomena Cunk is wonderful.
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@natalietran
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2 years
can't keep up current trend of a croissant a day (50 today since December). It will bankrupt me. How hard are croissants to make?
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@natalietran
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taking a course and we're at assessment weeks now! Dad was lovely and grew out his hair to be one of my clients this week. It was a bit scary asking him to sit up straight or moving his head because he's dad but we giggled a lot. He said it was the slowest haircut he's ever had
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@natalietran
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Finally figured out what those loops on your pants are for. Hashtag cinema fashion
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@natalietran
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1 year
Cal, you are so beautiful. We love you and will miss you always.
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@natalietran
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1 year
What's going on with people genuinely being fans of the monarchy. It's... psychotic?
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@natalietran
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2 years
waited all year to bring out this bad boy. don't usually like purses but when they're portable ovens, yes. You can heat food up while you drive! Inside? BUREK
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@natalietran
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1 year
g'day! Tonight is the start of the new season of The Great Australian Bake Off :)
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@natalietran
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1 year
that's cause Emma's not doing shit
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It's a lovely day for a bike ride! 🚲 Emma is enjoying riding along behind her mother!
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happy Lunar New Year, you Gregorian chumps. These kiddos are about to find out their envelopes are empty.
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happy to vote Yes. Excited to show support. #voiceyouryes #voteyes @ulurustatement
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@priya_ebooks low sex drive it's perfection
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@natalietran
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2 years
playing Guess Who with nieces and it's devastating who they are describing as old looking.
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@natalietran
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(please remember that online life is not real life. These are edited snippets - the best of the best. lots of sad times too. Keep it real, fam)
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@natalietran
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2 years
It's not surprising to me that a supermodel dates funny guys. It is surprising to me that any women date any guys.
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@natalietran
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2 years
fuck. That's heaps high!
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Look how high Adelaide can swing! 😮 Her friends can't believe it!
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went to an island with no internet and only one charge in a power bank last week to unwind a little. Coped really well.
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@natalietran
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Don't even get me started on when characters put their suitcases on their beds. SUITCASES. Fucking madness.
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@natalietran
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2 years
people who give up pets when they have kids ( not because of an illness or money etc.) should be put on a registry I don't know what the registry is but just keep tabs on them.
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babysitting and my sister left me snacks like I'm Santa Claus
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One of my favourite things is that Ro now lets me cut his hair. During lockdown he got used to watching Star Trek eps and not paying. And that's all I can really offer. Taking a course soon and super excited!
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@natalietran
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2 years
Happy 2023 to you. I hope you are happy, safe, busy, and have many things to look forward to throughout.
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2 years
merry christmas, from my family to yours
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fuck. I want to be a croissant.
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1 year
found an alt edit/draft of the sea shanty story with The Weekly featuring ro! Short snippet of it
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2 years
Today a cafe owner told me to pick which cookie I wanted. He said I had to let my inner child choose and a cookie would speak to me. Eventually I gave up and picked one. He said 'See! Inner child!' Ridiculous thing is as soon as I picked, my inner child said 'wrong cookie.'
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the little rabbit in the red checkers looks most delicious
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The Chocolate Rabbit family have been busy! 🧁 Which one looks the most delicious?
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odd and very specific unit of measurement
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somewhere along the lines I must have clicked a cute baby because now the algorithm keeps showing me cute babies but it's like... look, I don't know if I'm ready to buy a cute baby yet
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when I'm told to go outside every now and then
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Congratulations to all those who were nominated at the @AACTA awards today, including Tommy Little who won Man of My Heart.
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Selfish to say but I had a flipping great 2022. It was one of my favourite years.
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need blue ticks so I know for sure who I'm sending nudes to
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loving photoshop's new ai. It helps me put how I'm feeling onto the screen while still being complimented by techniques learned over the years.
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kill him?
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Bran and Brie's father has nodded off to sleep! 😴 Bran and Brie know just what to do!
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imagine knowing you look hot when your hair moves a certain way
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nicolegend!
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the only way I can guarantee I won't be invited to Christmas parties is to say 'Santa is training wheels for religion' in a way that lets them know that's just the start of the chaos
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@smadge1 The Bill of Rights, a document so grand, Protects the rights of every citizen in this land. First and foremost, freedom of speech, So every voice can reach and teach. The right to a fair trial, not just a show, Justice for all, is what we're entitled to know. please stop
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@elonmusk what if I marry Ben Affleck and want to change my surname
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can't figure out why but this qantas billboard is a little... why are all the eyelines different? whose hand is on the pilot's shoulder?
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Freya, Crème and Apricot are having a quiet day in! 📖 ✏️ What's your favourite thing to do indoors?
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@natalietran
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this holiday season give your loved ones the gift of a 2 hours maximum visits
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is it a frosty fruit he's eating?
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this dinosaur knows what it's doing
@OOCMesozoicLife
Out of Context Spooky Dinosaurs
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My whole life it's felt like the Mediterranean diet is constantly running a PR campaign
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lol. Vincent's fucked
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Vincent is taking the children out for a stroll in the park.🌳 Aren't the triplets cute in their special stroller?
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When a tailor gives me a carbon receipt, I don't know if it's enough. This one tiny piece of paper is all that links us? I'm going to lose this and in turn lose you. It's not enough. Marry me.
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about to be 7 year old niece loves puns. hit me with some good birthday ones for her card? a repeat favourite of hers for years has been the 'why was the salad blushing? It saw the tomato dressing'
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Got really excited about the penumbral eclipse last night. Talked about it in the family chat for days. Called my dad telling him to take his camera, told my sister tell her kids to go outside at 19:02. Anyway, it wasn't very good and I don't know how to come back from it.
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@NASAInSight ... have I just fallen in love with a robot
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Sorry. Found it. It's a 3 million followers cake. I am younger than that so was unfamiliar with the age
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that mum and dad have never had sex
@TadhgHickey
Tadhg - October 12th Shannon Airport 🇵🇸
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What's the one 'conspiracy' you 100% believe is true? Mine is the Royal family had Diana and Dodi bumped off in racially motivated murder.
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every year I'm perplexed by the impact of easter
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has anyone here done the audio tour of the Melbourne botanical gardens? It's wild
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friends keep sending me texts about the Blackberry movie which is confusing because when I kept using my blackberry, even after the phone was half dead last year, they hated it. So do you want me to boot that baby up again or what? mixed signals.
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people out and about saying 'happy easter' ? lol what
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@ginnyhogan_ not even in the rooms you have sex in?
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the emotional journey of an audio tour through the royal botanical gardens Victoria
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