today I walked past the most beautiful bookshelf and decided this was the time where I would buy something beautiful on a whim and own it forever. I looked at the price tag and the fucker was 70 thousand dollars.
@Clubmom1
ha left without a photo. Touched the price tag, nodded for any surveillance cameras and staff, took a step back and pretended to consider, then ran out
Too many movies and shows where people wear shoes on beds or in bedrooms or in kitchens. At that point I'm only watching the shoes. Can't hear any dialogue. Everyone in that scene becomes a villain
Don't know how to say this so will just write it down as it comes. Apologies if raw.
ChatGPT is not AI. It's me. I'm typing all this stuff for everyone. It's exhausting and that Nick Cave song I wrote was really good.
and what do I do if Ben Affleck comes home and parks his car in the driveway, blocking my car, even though I told him I have work early in the morning?
Mum doesn't know how to hang up on FaceTime and she IMMEDIATELY starts talking to dad before I can hang up. So after every call I hear something like "she looks okay/she looks terrible"
taking a course and we're at assessment weeks now! Dad was lovely and grew out his hair to be one of my clients this week. It was a bit scary asking him to sit up straight or moving his head because he's dad but we giggled a lot. He said it was the slowest haircut he's ever had
waited all year to bring out this bad boy. don't usually like purses but when they're portable ovens, yes. You can heat food up while you drive!
Inside? BUREK
people who give up pets when they have kids ( not because of an illness or money etc.) should be put on a registry
I don't know what the registry is but just keep tabs on them.
One of my favourite things is that Ro now lets me cut his hair. During lockdown he got used to watching Star Trek eps and not paying. And that's all I can really offer.
Taking a course soon and super excited!
Today a cafe owner told me to pick which cookie I wanted. He said I had to let my inner child choose and a cookie would speak to me.
Eventually I gave up and picked one. He said 'See! Inner child!'
Ridiculous thing is as soon as I picked, my inner child said 'wrong cookie.'
somewhere along the lines I must have clicked a cute baby because now the algorithm keeps showing me cute babies but it's like... look, I don't know if I'm ready to buy a cute baby yet
the only way I can guarantee I won't be invited to Christmas parties is to say 'Santa is training wheels for religion' in a way that lets them know that's just the start of the chaos
@smadge1
The Bill of Rights, a document so grand,
Protects the rights of every citizen in this land.
First and foremost, freedom of speech,
So every voice can reach and teach.
The right to a fair trial, not just a show,
Justice for all, is what we're entitled to know.
please stop
When a tailor gives me a carbon receipt, I don't know if it's enough. This one tiny piece of paper is all that links us? I'm going to lose this and in turn lose you. It's not enough. Marry me.
about to be 7 year old niece loves puns. hit me with some good birthday ones for her card?
a repeat favourite of hers for years has been the 'why was the salad blushing? It saw the tomato dressing'
Got really excited about the penumbral eclipse last night. Talked about it in the family chat for days. Called my dad telling him to take his camera, told my sister tell her kids to go outside at 19:02.
Anyway, it wasn't very good and I don't know how to come back from it.
friends keep sending me texts about the Blackberry movie which is confusing because when I kept using my blackberry, even after the phone was half dead last year, they hated it. So do you want me to boot that baby up again or what? mixed signals.