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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
Anytime I see monthly dumps, I’m reminded of two things. I don’t go anywhere and I don’t take pictures
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
4 months
The chatGPT convo is funny. You built an LLM, trained it with data from humans and now calling the humans the LLMs learnt from, LLMs. “No one writes like that” Where exactly do you think the LLM learnt it from?
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@quame_jnr1
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2 years
Exactly a year ago, after 3 years of learning programming, I sent this to the CEO of a company I’ve always wanted to work at. He is now my CEO.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
All you need is just one “Yes”
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
I steal my paddy ein money for school cos I wan buy iPhone 14 but I just be Uni student, ano dey work, my family too no get like that so if I buy something like that everybody go be suspicious. Even my parents go biz me where I get the money from. So I start business.
@ghav_nah
Gav Nah 🇬🇭
1 year
Money laundering ankasa nu i need explanation on it paa ooo. I've tried saa I don't understand that concept 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
3 months
Sauna in Accra is hilarious. Like bro you live in one
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
About 4yrs ago I was having a conversation with a guy about how grinding a random girl at a club without consent is wrong. According to him, once you are there, you’ve already consented. I asked him, if another man starts grinding him in the club what will he do?
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Hazel Kaizoku
1 year
It’s funny how a lot of men start to grasp the concept of consent when gay men move to them .
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
Once Gh Tech Bro do dreads noor, that means he turn senior engineer that.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
5 months
Vodafone be like “we have restored the internet services, the nonsense you’re now experiencing is purely from us”
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
That Akabenezer guy ein evolution be serious. The way he moved from being typecasted as an armed robber cos of his dreadlocks to being one of the funniest comedians now >>>>
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
Lol that airline. Took their plane some years ago and the AC wasn’t on, we drew one of the staffs attention to it and she told us it wasn’t working but we should be patient we’ll be in the air soon and it’s cool over there
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
Cable management
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
3 months
Alhaji’s wife be overrated pass. If you dey Spintex, some waakye dey right opposite Crisberry pub across the road. Dem dey call am sisters or so. If you want proper waakye, go buy for there
@General_K63
OG🇬🇭
3 months
The way the weather cool Hot waakye will slap waa My Plug that Errr tin 10.50gh
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
Once again, if you have chronic illness or taking care of someone with one, enroll them in the mPharma mutti program. Also, enroll your kids under 10 so they have access to free unlimited physician examinations and consultations with a Mutti doctor cos the way things dey go hmm
@Ghana_Mafia
State CAPTCHA
2 years
Sam George bore 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
11 months
Intuition wey no fi recognize instagram scam de3 someway oo
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
11 months
A woman’s intuition is never wrong.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
Lol fighting your hypothetical spouses over hypothetical properties is crazy to me cos I don’t know if you’re aware of the maths but half of zero is zero
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
Got my first tech job this year after 3yrs of learning
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Hazel Kaizoku
2 years
This TL need some good news. Quote this tweet with any of your wins this year
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
One thing a lot of Ghanaian companies hate is for you to know your value. I used to work for this company and one time they were declining my request for leave with the reason that if I went on a leave, some operations will suffer.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
He just bursted out, “Kw3 he dey mad?” After a few seconds of we both staring at each other, he just realized what just happened and as expected he uttered those three words, “it is different”.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
Bruh you know what’s sad? If all these are returned to Africa, we will go back to the whites for help by the end of the year
@ali_naka
African
1 year
Africa’s stolen wealth on display #Goldmafia #Coronation
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
Adey hold my Ghs1,000 go buy monitor, dem dey biz me say ebe monitor stand I want or what? Ahh eii
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
3 months later, I take the money I steal go buy the iPhone 14, no one bats an eye because they believe I got the money from the “profits” I’ve been making wey if you spy my books inside too aa edey show say I really dey make money cos adey cook numbers.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
3 months
I don’t think Ghanaians really understand the value of dollars. They do the conversion and all that but they don’t really understand the value cos no way country wey the average salary dey hover around $150 dey sell normal stuff in prices the average American sef no fi afford
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
Bruh Ghana make hard aama ano dey kae the last time Kinapharma Mariah Carey sef give us freestyle😭
@Dr_nuellie_
Dr. alleunammE💊🎤🎶
2 years
Sunday🌞
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Quame Jnr
1 year
Bruh even teachers. I used to wear those circular glasses back in high school before it came in vogue. One Madam asked a question, I raised my hand and she said, “Yes Harry Potter” and that was it.
@Drspizzy
Spizzy, MD
1 year
Ghanaian school children are so mean. Any slight deviation from the norm would set you up for name-calling. Don’t be too fat, too skinny, too tall, too short, too dark, too fair, too poor, too rich, too slow or even too smart. All these have specific special names waiting for you
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
5 months
Women’s concept of high maintenance is just a bunch of bad financial decisions they’d like to delegate
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
3 months
Ego reduce but the cedi ein value too go reduce so nege nege po
Hopefully M1 Pro ein price go reduce
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
So out of curiosity, if she marries within her church. He comes home with everything gone Him: Babe where are all our stuff Her: I sold them for Rhapsody of realities Him: Aww this is why I love you so much ????
@MrKalevor
jude elikem
2 years
I mean it's the same church that told us 6 billion people watched their service so make of that what you will.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
I start dey go pick shoes den things for Morro market come dey sell for school. If I sell shoe give somebody Ghc200 then I rep for my book wey adey keep records inside say I sell am for Ghc600. Even shoes ano pick sef I rep for my books inside say I sell
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 month
It cracks me up so much. Someone they met two weeks ago telling them I love you makes them blush but the person they’ve known for the longest time who has been there through it all telling them I love you makes their skin crawl. Do you really believe you’re worth loving?
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No oooo. Hear me out. Like how did I turn into a bad person cos I ended up liking my friend? Like make I fall in love with stranger?
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
8 months
Ghanaian funerals are so weird. Someone will be dealing with a huge loss and his/her supposed friends’ biggest concern is they didn’t get any food
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
5 months
5 years ago, you people said someone is a failure if they had Ghc10k in their account by 30. I reckon y’all pushing 30 or 30 by now. I hope life was fairer to y’all
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
Everyday I log in here and I’m reminded of that tweet that says, “women negotiate like colonizers”😹😹😹
@diced_gold
egó oyibo
1 year
“Come in a short dress” but if I tell you to pull up in an amg, na problem.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
You people are so judgmental towards Rasta men and people with multiple piercings and tattoos but the biggest thieves in the country are bald headed niggas with no tatts nor multiple piercings
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
Yesterday you people were using her pictures to diss Ama Governor that she deserves to be called to the bar cos she’s decent. Today you guys are attacking her. If women say you people hate them aa, u go rep thesis.
@papakwesi_jr
Uncle Paa Kwesi
2 years
“I passed the Ghana School of Law Entrance Exams” Says a person who’s father is a Member of Parliament 🤣😂 @BongoIdeas
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
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Citizens: we know there is dumsor, give us a timetable. ECG: we can’t give you a timetable because there is no dumsor Citizens: Fine, we’ll track it and come up with a timetable ourselves ECG: Yeah??? Time this? (goes on erratic power outages)
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
Mind you, it was a shift system with 4 other people with the same title as me. So I told them if the company can’t survive while I’m out for a week then I’m more valuable than they make me think and should be paying me more. They granted me my leave the next day
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
I ended the way I did cos I know how ballsy the CEO is, I also knew he’ll appreciate it considering he himself is in a lot of negotiations. This is just an FYI for anyone who is planning on using the template.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
Somebody dey do ein business but secof he no dey wear suit plus tie dey tap AC inside so mandems no dey rate am
@the_marcoli_boy
Twilight
2 years
This video of a Taxi Driver trolling a Legon Graduate for selling Kebab breaks my heart💔. The WKHKYD part alone😂😭
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Quame Jnr
1 year
The irony in not settling for less financially when it comes to dating is you’re likely looking for someone who has to settle for less, with the less being you
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
Update: Setup completed, time to learn scratch
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Quame Jnr
2 years
Final result
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
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@ChristabelRose_
Christabel Phillips
1 year
Why was this basically $20 NYC is not a real place 😂
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
11 months
See Adwoa Safo eh? You know how crazy it is for an MP to leave her post, do tiktoks while still being on payroll and then have the audacity to come back to contest for elections? Never seen someone go this extreme to try and call us fools. #OccupyJulorbiHouse
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Quame Jnr
2 years
I referenced my biological science background because the CEO himself did biological science, that was a way to create a relation. I told him about a project he has been working on knowing how personal it was to him and I knew because I had been following the project for a while
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
This was more personalized to the recipient than you might think. It took me sometime to come up with the subject I used “A good deal” because the company was looking for funding, I knew, this will catch his attention knowing he gets multiple messages.
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Quame Jnr
1 year
Come and listen to me talk about how I paid school fees for four years to learn Biological Science and ended up as a software engineer.
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Quame Jnr
7 months
Lol Sometimes can’t see quote tweets. App renders tweets non-contiguously sometimes, have to close and reopen app. Gifs and videos load when they feel like And the one thing Elon promised to change which was bots is worse than ever but you ain’t wrong, it’s still running
@mocutobi
Tobi
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It’s time to acknowledge that 75% of Twitter’s staff were laid off and this thing is still running
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Quame Jnr
4 years
@akintonmide I always say this, most women enjoy the pursuit. It’s the reason even when they don’t like you, they get jealous when you’re moving to someone else. You’re not the one they miss, it’s the feeling of being pursued they miss.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
@baaba_simpson Looking back maybe, but it wasn’t funny when I was sending it😂. My mental health during the time I sent that was hmm
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
28 days
There are so many things to learn charley. Need to lock in for real
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Quame Jnr
3 years
Saw Kalyjay's billboard around Shiashie there and I must say his evolution has been really great
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Quame Jnr
2 years
Final result
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Quame Jnr
4 months
Investment diversification in Ghana is hilarious. In most places, investment diversification is investing in dissimilar assets to reduce risk. For here, investment diversification is also investing in different platforms so say somebody no go carry all your net worth run😭
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
Work husband buy lunch saa rydee he see work wife aa den he dey dodge. Herh boychild
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Quame Jnr
3 months
Your sister whom you stay with is going on vacation for the weekend so you decide to go for a program on the Saturday. You buy ticket, you get there, the bouncer takes your ticket, trashes it and lets you enter.
@RolaMiky64
Miky Rola
3 months
@OBogyah @kwesi_dadson @quame_jnr @NathanielCondu1 @kryzbone So what’s different from using login managers for authentication and jwt for authentication??
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
Please you tech guys that are chopping money in tech, when you’re talking about the money kindly add some context🙏🏾 Let people know how much work you’ve put in and your years of experience. I’ve got way too many beginners trying to evade the hustle cos they just want the money.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
Less than 10mins into the behavioral interview, the co-founder said, “I’m not going to waste both of our time asking questions you already have great answers to, I would like to have you in the team”
@dijiaderogba
Diji The Great.
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~ Let’s hear the other side How did you know you were going to get the job during your job interview? Share your story.
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Quame Jnr
8 months
Another thing is you people don’t know how to take feedback without taking the extreme position. You can eat somebody’s food without their consent and when they tell you “oh I didn’t appreciate that”, your response will be I won’t touch anything of yours again
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
7 months
Around Q2 2021, I was trying to make my transition into tech and @Fiifidee was looking for mid-level developers for a project. I was nowhere near mid-level and had no work experience but I applied. During our interview, I couldn’t answer most of the technical questions.
@Kafui4k
Kafui Alordo
7 months
Meet Samuel Fiifi Asante Danso always find a reason to build a solution that fits a situation. He wants to take time out of the office and breathe some fresh and impart others on this journey. @Fiifidee #DGHO4 #DjangoGirlsHo4thEdition #DjangoGirlsHo #OxygenCityHo
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 month
Boss, wo nan da abonten oo and I don’t mean frame 4
@ekowmclean
The Suit Guy™
1 month
Can’t complain
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Quame Jnr
2 years
Unlike the popular opinion here, never have I seen someone wearing a shoe and the first thing that came into mind was whether it was fake or genuine unless there is an obvious misspell of the brand name.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
11 months
Adwoa Safo ein matter just dey piss me off. She was 32 when she became an MP. I remember how inspirational it was, she had such potential. Same as Kojo Nkrumah. Look at them now #OccupyJulorbiHouse
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
7 months
He took me up as an intern and paid me from his own pocket as I was not employed by the company. That internship was the only work experience I leveraged on to get my current job. He took time out of his schedule to prep me for the interview. I’m here because he believed in me.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
11 months
It’s so crazy I just dey retweet cos people are just tweeting all my grievances. We all dey feel am #OccupyJulorbiHouse
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Quame Jnr
3 years
Just read about @ichtrojan on "Under the Hoodie" and it was an interesting read. Looking at how young he started and how skilled I've heard he is, I'm surprised he still struggled with imposter syndrome. Would like to see @chiziaruhoma featured
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Quame Jnr
2 years
Tech bros be funny pass. They spend like $100 on a mechanical keyboard because they like the sound it makes when typing, then buy a $200 noice cancelling headphones. Then spend $100 on a mouse cos it has a lot of features only to use keyboard shortcuts 90% of the time😂
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
24 days
All our problems for this country can be traced to a bald man
@kwadwosheldon
Kwadwo Sheldon
25 days
Blame Ukraine and Russia for your economic woes.. Has he delivered on the digitisation front or nah?
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Quame Jnr
9 months
This is what I hate about life. You can do everything right but someone’s stupidity will lead to your tragedy
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
@_deborahashaye Was banking on the fact that it won’t get there 😂
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Quame Jnr
2 years
*Writing CV Career coach: Do you know SQL? Client: No Career coach: Doesn’t matter, write expert in NoSQL
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Quame Jnr
7 months
Uber driver: Me I don’t like taking instructions from people, that’s why I quit my old job and decided to work for myself. My friend: Oh that’s nice, turn left here (Driver turns left) 💀💀💀
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
8 months
My CTO always explains technical things to me in the most basic ways making use of analogies and devoid of technical jargons. And he always does it so enthusiastically and empathetically I know I can ask him anything without him making me feel stupid
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
Wrote my first article and it’s “channels in Golang”. Let me know your thoughts
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
Finally a shelving unit
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Quame Jnr
9 months
Most of y’ll idea of romance isn’t even something you really want, they are just ideas you’ve assimilated from social media and movies. So you’re being given what you say you want but you still feel lacking because you’re not feeling what you expect to feel.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
5 months
Watching Shogun in anything less than 1080p is a great disservice
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Quame Jnr
4 months
Last year, somebody complain about dema salary small noor, “come to tech” Complains about cost of living “Come to tech” Now they’ve come, you’re giving them stories
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Quame Jnr
17 days
You people need to learn some vocabs. What am I supposed to do with “it’s giving”???
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Quame Jnr
2 years
Quick tip Instead of asking people to be your mentor, you can identify a couple of people you look up to then go to them with specific questions. Instead of just saying Hi, say, “hello I have this bug blah blah, I’ve tried blah blah and it’s still not working, can you help?
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
11 months
Tired of continuously running cd commands on the terminal just to take a peak at a file? Try Heimdall Heimdall is a simple CLI program that allows you to run basic shell commands on your files or folders from anywhere without changing directories.
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@silaslawer
Silas Lawer
2 months
06/2024 🥊💪🏿
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Quame Jnr
8 months
Why generous men always take initiative but generous women always dey wait for one condition after the other? “I’ll spoil my man if he spoils me”. Dem go take 10% of what dem receive buy something give you den talk about after all I did for you. Frauds
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
I would love a community of developers especially Junior developers where we meet like once a week or twice a month. 1. You pick an old project you built earlier in your tech journey, get roasted and then we refactor the codebase together.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 year
“You’ll never meet anyone like me” Lol that’s literally the plan. Bayifuor
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
CSS no hard, na you wan build beautiful responsive website
@iamAbiodunAA
Abiodun A. Adeleke👨🏽‍💻
2 years
CSS is harder than you think. Walahi 😭
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Quame Jnr
2 months
Computer science is not software engineering
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Quame Jnr
9 months
Charley make everybody comot for der. As dem start dey price people out you people were relishing in your exclusivity cos you could afford it, talking about “you’re not the target market”. Lower middle class niggas who dey see dema body elites cos of twitter mutuals.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
1 month
Lol people need to realise it’s ok for them to say I don’t believe in God or care for Him without acting like they came to some intellectual epiphany.
@dammiedammie35
Oyindamola🙄
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“During lock down we didn’t go to church and nobody died, the Bible is not a totally factual book cos it made mention of angels holding trumpets but trumpet is man made” - Danny
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Quame Jnr
1 year
I don’t know how to explain it but the difference between Ghc28 and Ghc31 is bigger than Ghc31 and Ghc35
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Quame Jnr
1 year
Software engineering deals with some levels of critical thinking and logic so I see some of you tech bros takes and logic on issues here and I start to wonder…
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Quame Jnr
3 months
@soulpee We just copy everything with no context as long it makes us feel elite
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Quame Jnr
3 months
This one
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Quame Jnr
1 year
He reminds me of a new dev who joins a team and starts thinking everything is wrong with the codebase, starts making changes, things break and realises why the code was like that at the first place
@hackSultan
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1 year
Elon might be smart, but his recent decisions are dumb.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 months
This is the same thing they did with the sleep thing, sent their escapades to Oloni then turned around to blame men for being paranoid thereafter
@jeffwellz
Weffrey Jellington
2 months
“Social media” is not an alien from Jupiter pushing a narrative. Hundreds of women consistently made it known that asking them “have you eaten” /talking about food or hunger should be followed by providing a meal or it was pointless, and there was zero pushback from other women.
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
9 months
“Kwame you want to go next?” “Good day everyone. Uhhmm I did some stuff yesterday, uhmmm I also took a loot at the stuff we discussed. I’m hoping to get more stuff done today. Uhmm yeah that’s all from me”
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@quame_jnr1
Quame Jnr
2 years
Ironing women clothing doesn’t even make sense. Today you have to iron with zip at the back, tomorrow it has to be at front, the next day it is to the side and then those pleats. What is this chaos?
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