where my spintex niggas at
you see this then you know you're either fifteen minutes away from home or about to enter the worst traffic of your life, no in between
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Wait...if she said it in court she's guilty of perjury
Add on top defrauding the state...the money spent on the case is wasted
She should also go to jail...and the state owes him massive compensation
And he shouldn't forgive her...not for anything
Yesterday while eating dinner at a restaurant with 12 of my collegues a woman said to me “I’ve been wanting to tell you you are gorgeous. And you look like Jesus” I replied “Thank you, we’re all made in his image.” She retorted “Some better than others” and y’all I—🤭🫠
M.anifest sounds like you should listen to him with a glass of wine in your hand, sitting on a balcony in a house on the beach, listening to the breeze rustle through the palm trees, and to the waves break as the sun sets.
I'm going to admit I'm absolutely terrible at distinguishing if a woman is just being friendly with me or is actually into me. So I really appreciate it when women make the first move.
When you think about it, a lot of our problems in this country can be traced back to the culture of "oh he's an elder you can't say some things". The person is being stupid you say I shouldn't tell him because he's older than me. What is that?
somebody say ein pops dey vex am, based off of ein own experiences but you people want invalidate am. talking about "she shouldn't have said it on the podcast". glorifying the elderly and acting like calling them out on their shitty attitudes is sacrilege is the reason why
Oh and while we're on it my mother makes groundnut paste and tom brown too. She makes shito as well. Good stuff. You can call the same number to place orders.
If anyone's parents are building and they want to add aluminium doors and windows to the building they can contact my father on 0244453014. He has over 20 years' worth of experience and will provide excellent value for money.
If she was your first it'll haunt you forever. You can never fully deal with it. You will cycle between hating her for what she did to you and missing her uncontrollably. You will move on, meet others and be good to them. But deep down you'll always remember.
If anyone's parents are building and they want to add aluminium doors and windows to the building they can contact my father on 0244453014. He has over 20 years' worth of experience and will provide excellent value for money.
The tl is depressing.
Femicide
Rape
Murder
Fresh government shenanigans
Fresh government shenanigans (+234)
Femicide
An idiot
Mildly funny tweet
Complaining about how things are hard
Mildly funny tweet
Complaining about how things are hard (+234)
I'm tired.
You see the signs, clear as day. You know it's coming, atp it's inevitable. But you still want to delude yourself by having hope that it's just a phase, because the harsh reality is a lot worse.
The first rule of lying is to never provide more information than was asked for. "I'm in Accra" would suffice. You deal with follow up questions as they come, as assuming follow up questions usually leads to self incrimination, as shown.
The chief's first wife had genital issues and they took her to the herbalist. On the way they met her brother and he said "gyae na kɔ logist hɔ nu". The British hearing and mispronouncing is how we have gynaecologists.
You people learn a new word and suddenly you don't know anything again. How can you tell me that me saying Aang is stronger than Korra is coming from a place of misogyny? Ei??
Oh and while we're on it my mother makes groundnut paste and tom brown too. She makes shito as well. Good stuff. You can call the same number to place orders.
You people make it hard to support your businesses. Like I really want to buy your shirt oo, but you're selling it at 100 when I'll get the same thing for 20 in Kanta.
Diaspora women hack this combo mmomm. You add the glasses and dark lip liner and crocs then you finish me be that. Them get this particular braids them go tie for themma head top. Do like some locs bi. See women er🥺🥹❤️
I went to Aburi to visit this girl and when we were leaving she's holding me that she wants money. Wo, your father is standing by the car. Did I give birth to you?
Ordinarily this should be a sign of hope. But we all know what our friends are doing at the SRC level. As such this is not the good news it looks to be on paper.
Some christians are serious hypocrites herh. You steal work money and lie and abuse your wife and sleep with the choir minister after you preached on Sunday yet someone getting a drink or some weed on Friday night is where you draw the line.
Judgemental bastards. Have an issue with everything. Your daughter Jessica was in the choir leader's bed last night but I'm the devil because I wore jeans to church.
Please today is Friday. If you're doing drink up on campus put me on wai. If you're going off campus and you're allowed to invite someone put me on wai.
This thing always confuses me. Since men are XY and women are XX the gender of the kid solely relies on the man(it's a question of chance but that's not the point here). So how are you blaming the woman for not giving you a son? Ei
Looking for jobs for two friends. One did petroleum engineering and the other did electrical engineering. Please let me know if you know of any openings. Please retweet to spread awareness. Thank you.