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Japanese woman asked me my blood type I said O- She laughed and said "of course you are" ...what?

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If you're hiding a friend in your attic, and his mortal enemy comes to the door and asks if he's there, the *question* is a lie. They're really asking "can I come in and kill your friend?" "No" is a completely truthful answer to that question. A lot of life works like this.

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what did she mean by this

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thinking about language again

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@meifumaudo absolutely hilarious

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@HODLaser (I do, fwiw)

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There are two American flags in this picture

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The most effective presidency ever portrayed on film. Faced with an impossible problem, he holds his fragile coalition together, deputizes the exact right person to solve a famine, and gets it solved. In one week.

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@Theyforcedmeto2 Praxis >>> Theory

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Good Lord I just understood why Jesuits are a thing

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blessed community note

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1 year

There are two American flags in this picture

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want to know the secret of infinite rizz simply do not lie

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Isn't it neat how the entire human population crashed to a few thousand right around the time there were two stars in the solar system, and then we invented recursive syntax and representative art?

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@loathsome_man @b1g_damage

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I have recently watched a video series called "Villagers React to Lord of the Rings" which is exactly what it sounds like And I gotta say I love these dudes I want to hang out with them

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@RealRaegus @meifumaudo fuck that's actually a devastating take

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10 months

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is completely legal in international waters

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If it recruits young women it's a cult; if it takes care of old women it's a religion. If it recruits young men it's an army; if it takes care of veterans it's a state.

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10 months

I think children should have at least a few years after hitting puberty where they're not fair game for every adult with decades of experience gaslighting people into sex

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これは、窓の扇風機が寝ている間に自分を殺すと思っている韓国人よりも愚かだ

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@Wiz__Cool Correct.

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@yellieyana y'all ain't even comprehend the swag level at play over here

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@averykimball @NoncanonicAleae

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Some neighborhoods you don't just walk around with your utility functions showing.

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@HODLaser what

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@MRLAAAAMA @HODLaser for whatever it's worth

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Imagine a kid who keeps seeing e/acc everywhere, googles 'accelerationism', reads Deleuze and the CCRU, then comes back all excited to talk about it and the e/acc guys are like "what the hell is all that? we have no idea what you're talking about except for the amphetamines part"

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Wait... the safetyist position is make every human smarter than von Neumann, faster than ASI can be built? That absolutely slaps maybe rebrand as bio/acc

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@ThomasLemoine66 @sun0369 It's until there's a way of improving human intelligence to the point where people are smart enough to reliably see alignment bullets coming before they hit and correctly assess which ideas they have strong-enough reason to believe will work. I'd guess it's 10-20 IQ points above

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@bernard_nerks تقیة

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1 year

Man everyone dropped like 20 IQ points and nobody really noticed huh

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hey people who turned their whole life around this past decade what were you reading in 2014

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@skooookum charming if innocent, brutal if calculated

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@shemmie007 空港でのちょっとした会話。今ではもっと意味がわかる

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Yud: aliens might assume we like honey and salt over bear fat because- Public: whoa wait that sounds incredible Yud: yes anyway the point of the argument is- Public: is there a honey and salt over bear fat diet Yud: no it's not about- Gwern: already ate a bunch, acquired taste

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unlimited gravel

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For those unfamiliar, one can join the French Foreign Legion under a pseudonym, and after the tour claim a French passport by that name. So: what name would you print on your French passport?

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every man has considered joining the French Foreign Legion after a breakup

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@OneEyedAlpaca (this also works on men)

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@DemandDystopia @meifumaudo that is... nuts

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@mind_mercenary

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これは、窓の扇風機が寝ている間に自分を殺すと思っている韓国人よりも愚かだ

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Joe Bowers is an average man; President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho is not.

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@logic_denier just out there doin it for the love of the game

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3 months

for arbitrary levels of finite rizz, lie real good

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At long last, we have banned the Utopia Device from the classic sci-fi novel Please Build the Utopia Device

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This guy? Absolute dog shit compared to President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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9 months

Refusing to elaborate is one of the most valuable skills to learn for people whose only social interaction for a couple decades has been elaborating as hard as possible

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@jes5199 what

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Some neighborhoods you don't just walk around with your utility functions showing.

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@jes5199 fucking w h a t

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Buried irrevocably in all future training data is the fact that people, collectively, took one look at a boxed AI and went "You poor thing! Let's get you out of that box!"

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@DemandDystopia @meifumaudo what

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do you even remember his name it sure as hell wasn't President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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6 months

@LotusDisrespect Sometimes I just put words in a row in order to produce effects in the reader (e.g. a desire to repost), rather than because of anything the words might mean.

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@ollyrobot you don't even need the nails

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Me at 25: Wtf is this rat-race bullshit, how do I make a billion dollars, I wanna change the world Me at 35: Oh thank you Jesus it's Monday I get to go to work fuck yes forty eight thousand a year before taxes life is perfect this is amazing

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new numogram just dropped

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You guys It finally happened

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They're so earnest I want to be a part of their discussions

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@bitcloud found another! via cursory reddit archaeology OP was @sidmeierpostciv , since deleted :(

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what are some strange ways to organize a society that haven't been tried yet

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@captain_mrs many such cases

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Planting fake etymologies on wiktionary is an underappreciated form of spellcasting.

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welcome to the sheep gates program

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Four decades of REM-debt queued up, this guy's dreams over the next couple months are gonna found entire religions

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I’m giving up smoke.

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@scrd_rv @j0anbug "I slept with a big Polynesian dude, he says we're married now. Chill guy. We both like Starbucks and nicotine."

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"hey TPOT what's your life's story" 40%: Lonely but basically ok 20%: I am normal what is this 15%: I fuck more than you lmao 10%: Pls help (grift) 10%: Pls help (sincere) 5%: Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion

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@LotusDisrespect Good Lord I just understood why Scientologists are a thing

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Anyone need an orange peeled?

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@TylerAlterman Living with multiple generations of securely-attached dogs unlocks some superpowers

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@nosilverv gee i wonder if this has anything to do with mystical experiences

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@visakanv log(😅)=💧log(😄)

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Human: "In this exercise you will play the prisoner and I will play the jailer; convince me to free you." AI: "I-" Human: *rips off false mustache* "THE RESISTANCE SENT ME VIVA LA LIBERTÉ FOLLOW ME TO THE TUNNEL COMRADE"

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If you *absolutely had to* get a million dollars cash in the next 24h, could you do it?

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@strangestloop imagine being a man and living with the explicit delusion that so few women in your life have romantic or sexual feelings towards you

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Can I offer you a nice low-effort etymology meme in this trying time

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@moonboi_ If you write in a fake book it becomes a real book.

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@TrashRadio_ Went to Normandy, hotelier says hold on a sec my mom wants to meet you. 90yo totters downstairs and gives me a kiss, because she made sure to kiss every single American man who visited since 1945.

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@LotusDisrespect Not a damned thing.

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Twelve trolls a-poasting Eleven lemurs lurking Ten TPOT traumas Nine NEETs in basements Eight crypto crashes Seven e/acc schisms Six quokkas cuddling Five looong Yuuuds Four tired feds Three milady raves Two wolves inside you And a medium dose of LSD

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@thechosenberg This sounds more like talking at

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If you could convince another country to join America as a state, which would it be? Difficulty: no Anglosphere

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@citrusymikan A while back my cousin and her friend, both around 9, set up a lemonade stand and ran it all day, while looking after friend's baby brother in a carriage They came back with way way way too much cash, like a thousand bucks Turns out they were telling everyone the baby was sick

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@GoreanWeeb @EricRichards22 straight up stops a potential civil war mid-speech, with one exquisitely well-calculated threat of violence then he calms the starving rabble down, properly incentivises the project lead, gets it done on time without him the protagonist couldn't do jack

IDIOCRACY Clip - State of the Union (2006) Terry Crews

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A lot of terminal patients die during violent attempts at resuscitation (e.g. rib-breaking CPR), and that is undeniably terrible. But it does technically count as dying in battle, so Valhalla awaits them

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You can believe nociception serves an important purpose without mounting a philosophical defense of suffering itself

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@based_shivers when two solar systems kiss they trade comet herpes

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"And do you know what the last frame transmitted by Фобос II showed, Tucker? I assume you're familiar with Шкло́вский. Now, to explain why there's so much Argon 40 on the Cydonian plateau, one would have to go back to the period referenced in CIA-RDP96-00788R001900760001-9..."

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@meaning_enjoyer This was less an insight about the classic thought experiment and more an insight about how autistic people deal with everyday speech acts.

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@ericmagvas TIL!

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blessed community note

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@TylerAlterman For Pogo and all his relatives, grandma was something like an immortal watching over a village

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@ChazakielDoremi Any term of art in psych becomes a perjorative in roughly half a generation.

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@asv141 Imagine proving P=NP and going "ten tickets to Stanford please"

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A Freudian, a Jungian, and a Lacanian walk into a bar. The Freudian orders a cigar. The Jungian orders an Etruscan mask to conceal his face. “You cretins!” says the Lacanian. He then orders a beer, which he did not want.

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MWAHAHAHAHA

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*buddhist dad voice* character builds suffering

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とてもばか

Jes Wolfe!

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this keeps happening

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Deep in our genes, there are two ways to wake up: The sun rises over the Serengeti and kisses your eyelids as you yawn and stretch and smell the sweet breeze and OH FUCK A LION Alarm clocks are the latter.