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@PyrionFlax

2 years

@gemothy @acechhh I always assumed they just hid behind a curtain and giggled for a few minutes thank god this lad had the info

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4 years

New hair

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🍊 New hair 🍊

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6 years

My daughter painted a mug for me and.....oh

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2 years

Dear @RTGameCrowd my eldest daughter is a massive fan of yours and didn't know that we know each other. She now thinks I am cool. Ty.

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4 years

showing mrs flax the henry cavill pc build vid was a mistake. she already loves him from witcher, and now HE built a PC whereas I bought mine pre-built. dude is cucking me without even knowing it

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4 years

hopefully turned the corner and starting to actually get better after about a week of being mangled by covid. absolutely abysmal, sickest I've ever been by far. still feel like I've been beaten up inside and out but marginally better today

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2 years

my 10 year old brought me a cup of tea in bed this morning before she leaves for school. no prompting, just did it. love that girl! sadly it's the worst cup of tea ever made and once she's left for school, it's going straight down the sink.

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4 years

. @Sips_

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4 years

Keeping quiet. A shameful thing to do. Read:

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7 years

my daughter crying because she found a pinecone that is "too big"

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5 years

big day for me as my book I spent far too long dithering over is finally available for pre-order. Bodega is here.

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5 years

wanna show my love to all the poor fuckers out there having panic attacks, never knew how shitty this was but now it's just a part of my life. awake for hours last night just freaking the fuck out. open to any suggestions of how to get them to fuck off

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6 years

IT'S FUCKING COMING FUCKING HOME YOU FUCKS

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5 years

sometimes people you find creepy and weird and you can't quite put your finger on why you don't like them, but give them the benefit of the doubt anyway, turn out to actually BE weird and creepy and you were right in the first place. this is why I shun humanity

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6 years

gutted to heard about john bain's death. nothing but respect for him and the fight he put up against cancer. a genuine bloke who spoke his mind. he helped a lot of people like me out with advice and truth. rest in peace.

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2 years

More Dota outreach. Met a young lady doing YouTube interviews. She asked some pretty saucy questions! Lots of other lads wanted to take pics with her too

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@PyrionFlax

2 years

As a form of Dota outreach I'll be taking pictures with talent I do not recognise from the other regions. This lad is a caster for the CN region and according to a nearby fan, the BEST one

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5 years

only just finding out some of the details about caff now. unbelievable. thought he was just using discord to hit on girls but this....this is disgusting. I never would have made any kind of joke if I'd known it was this bad.

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2 years

. @YogscastLewis gives me some feedback about triforce after every episode

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6 years

Y'all are nuts. Last GoT ep was great. Endgame was great. WAAAAH IT DOESNT FULFILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY HEARTS DESIRES AND WASNT CUSTOM MADE FOR ME WWAAAAHHHH. big fucken babies you don't know how good you have it.

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4 years

The Filipino nurse here is a dota player. Lad is legit talking to me about dota while we watch my heart rate. IT AINT HELPING

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5 years

Look at this weirdo behind me dressed up as a shark

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2 years

XNova. Confirmed top lad.

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2 years

My eldest designed her character and honestly I am unbelievably proud of this artwork

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5 years

my daughter is having a sleepover for her birthday and all the kids just came up to my office with a special message - "you are a fart".

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3 years

. @SimonHoneydew

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5 years

@YogscastLewis @YogscastLalna Weird it's called thousand sons when this is clearly the work of a virgin

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4 years

as usual, the far right are massive snowflakes who wish death on people who disagree with them. these are the people I was referring to when I said their call for decorum can fuck off.

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3 years

yeah fair enough

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4 years

PUMP ME FULL OF DRUGS DOC. I CAN TAKE IT.

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@PyrionFlax

4 years

i know this building is on fire, but its only a few bad floors. most of the floors are really good floors doing a tough job. yeah there are some floors that are on fire but I think it's fine if we focus on the good floors

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5 years

Just had to make a new dinnertime rules - no 'yeeting'. Welcome to being a Dad in 2019

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2 years

What a lad

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5 years

My 10 year old confessed she likes 'chibi' whatever the fuck that is. She drew this so I am proud and livid at the same time.

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3 years

new arrival. bonnie the cat.

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@PyrionFlax

4 years

two tooth fairy notes tonight - one from my youngest, usual stuff. eldest left her own note for some reason: "dear tooth fairy, I don't believe in you anymore because how can you get past the cat without being dismembered?" HER WORDS.

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5 years

Had a fantastic time at jingle jam with all my @yogscast extended family. Thank you to everyone who donated so far, I'm blown away every year by what a great fan base we have. Much love to y'all.

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3 years

black england players got abused and all the people condemning that are saying "but they played so well!" as if it would be fine if they had played badly. as if they had to earn the right not to be racially abused

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5 years

just told mrs f that if she was listening to other podcasts it was like cheating on me mrs f: there are other podcasts? MARRIAGE SAVED

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5 years

yogcon was great. great great great. loved it. everyone involved behind the scenes deserves a MASSIVE amount of respect. thanks to everyone for making it so much fun.

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5 years

I hate to admit this but uhh.....I might have been patient zero for this yog plague. I was sick for about a month before I came down. Now everyone is sick. #noapologies

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@PyrionFlax

3 years

Oh come all ye pissed up bastards, have a good un

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@PyrionFlax

4 years

dude....you can just DM me insults like usual

sips

@Sips_

4 years

can they ban "fat old bald man who is bad at video games" in the next tos review please

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3 years

I've tried to hold back from telling people, but the reason I have a bad back at the moment with lots of big red bruises all over it is because....I got drunk in my hotel and room and fell over backwards while air-guitaring, landing on the corner of a table and a chair

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2 years

some people at the afterparty (naming no names don't want to shame them) said some really nice things to me. I just want to say thank you, it means a lot. I always assume nobody really gives a shit but people are way nicer to me than I deserve

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2 years

amazingly, we've been doing the Triforce for SEVEN YEARS today. happy birthday to the dumbest podcast in the WORLD @Sips_ @YogscastLewis

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5 years

@YogscastLewis I want to report @barryharryy cos he makes me moist

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3 years

I can just slap everybody who makes bald jokes from now on? NOTED

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2 years

best TI main stage series of all time?

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2 years

Should I just.....grab it and run off?

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4 years

weird how there's no statues of hitler but he hasn't been erased from history innit

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6 years

it was the style at the time. according to uhhhh....me.

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3 years

RIP favourite glass. You will be remembered and you will be missed. Glass was broken by eldest child in dishwasher mishap. 2019-2021. Leaves behind companion glass, and 2 shot glasses. No flowers, please.

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6 years

when frodo fucks off to the white shores with nothing but elves and gandalf you do all realise he's likely headed to a life of celibacy. not one hobbit woman in sight. weep for frodo. at least sam got some sweet action with rosie cotton

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@PyrionFlax

7 years

me: grab the balloons love, we'll put them in the car. daughter: all of them? me: yeah all 40 *she hesitates me: whats wrong? daughter: I...I don't want to float away

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2 years

In da right place

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6 years

Me circa 2003 or so

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4 years

How food looks to you vs how you look to food

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@PyrionFlax

9 months

Insta DMS, tweets, twitch messages...and now WhatsApps from MY OWN DAUGHTER. It never ends

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@PyrionFlax

4 years

recording with the yogs this morning - let me make some predictions: 1. everyone else will be late 2. I will do terribly in whatever game we are playing 3. my neighbour's drilling and hammering will pop up on the recording at some point

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5 years

Here's to a flarvin week in Ibiza motherflippers

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@PyrionFlax

5 years

this corona shit is this generation's war and we will fight them from our bedrooms, we will fight them on the landings and with growing strength and growing confidence online. we will never shake hands

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6 years

a reminder to all americans celebrating this 4th of July that the revolution you rightly hold so dear was also a revolution against the law. laws are not inherently good, nor to be followed blindly. if a law is unjust, rise up. anyway, enjoy the fireworks! cheers.

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5 years

I would like to give a FORMAL SHOUTOUT to everyone at the @yogscast for looking after me all week, and doing an amazing job of making the audio book of Bodega possible. MUCH <3 to y'all.

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3 years

nevr4get #cumt

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2 years

NO I AM NOT IN THIS VIDEO

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@cal_gif

2 years

Nightmare scenario

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3 years

I am flying home today, I don't have covid but I do have a holiday booked and I don't want to risk missing it. it's been great seeing everyone, the games have been AMAZING, and I will sadly watch the final from home tomorrow with the rest of you. 1/2

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4 years

so uhhh....don't tell your 11 year she can't have an ice cream because she keeps forgetting to brush her teeth

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3 years

just got back from hols to an incredibly sick dog who has been admitted for at least a couple of days. please send your energy and best wishes to Aggie, she needs it

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3 years

someone just turned up in chat, gifted 600 subs, said "hi" then left. that was their first time chat. amazing but also bizarre!

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@PyrionFlax

4 years

To anyone reading this - no more videogames on my channel. Just sex 24/7.

Aubrey Huff

@aubrey_huff

4 years

Grown ass men that play video games, ask yourself this....when’s the last time you’ve been laid?

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5 years

hey dad can you buy a minecraft skin for us on xbox? sure great, just press a *your purchase is processing* *you just purchased - anime k-pop skin!* WHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTT

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@PyrionFlax

8 years

to contrast 2016, 2017 will have all the arseholes in the world dying off one by one, right?

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@PyrionFlax

3 years

love the comments saying I "haven't put in the effort" this year so don't "deserve" a TI invite. y'all, if you don't get invited to lans, you gotta do what you can elsewhere. ironically one of my busiest years outside of actually going to LAN events.

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5 years

Back from Twitch LDN already. Was nice seeing triforce fans. Had three women tell me they have gaping vaginas and about ten lads saying they had a small penis.

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@PyrionFlax

5 years

just had ACTUAL jehovah's witnesses to the door for the first time in about 20 years. I told them I was an atheist, so this being England we all apologised to each other and they left

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@PyrionFlax

6 years

My kids are legit addicted to queer eye for a straight guy and I'm worried they are gonna try to nominate me but honestly how do you improve on a perfectly smooth egg?

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@PyrionFlax

4 years

Some of you have NO IDEA how long this man has wanted this

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@PyrionFlax

3 years

if your wife cheated on you with, say, henry cavill - at least it's henry cavill. dude is awesome. but matt hancock?

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@PyrionFlax

3 years

My experience of what a really bad panic attack at 5:30am is like Read:

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@PyrionFlax

4 years

My 9 year old and her friend are doing secret Santa. That's a 2 person secret Santa. I've tried explaining that this is just called "presents" but they insist : we know, but this is secret Santa style presents.

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@PyrionFlax

5 years

Can confirm I was NOT patient zero cos I am sick as fuck. #yogplague

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@PyrionFlax

10 months

an old facebook post of mine has revealed that today is my 10 year anniversary of joining the @yogscast

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@PyrionFlax

3 years

Saddest part of any TI is seeing legends hang up their boots. The best part is always the legacy they leave behind. Good luck in whatever you go on to do dude, you've been incredible.

Ceb

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3 years

Losing is tough. I’m proud of everyone for what they gave this year. Team, staff and fans, you all stood strong. I wished a different outcome for my last tournament, but I’m grateful for everything nonetheless. I gave it my all and came ready, but it wasn’t enough this time ❤️

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4 years

dear @yogscast thanks for the sweets. I also appreciate Lewis giving me a lecture about veganism in the form of a gift. but these percy pig style sweets actually ARE delish

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@PyrionFlax

5 years

@yogscast looking forward to my visit in december when I can punch lewis in the face for slagging off yorkshire tea

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@PyrionFlax

2 years

How it started Vs how it's going

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@PyrionFlax

2 years

good news - my kids want to play D&D bad news - they want me to DM them and their mates since they have no idea what they are doing anyone got any ideas for premade adventures that would be suitable for a group of 10-14 year old kids?

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@PyrionFlax

5 years

Merry Christmas. I got a bottle of Japanese whisky so I'll see you all in a week

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@PyrionFlax

4 years

how ironic that the pogchamp guy is actually not pog at all, but actually cringe. also someone check on @barryharryy because the lad must need counselling right now

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PyrionFlax

@PyrionFlax

3 years

Kids, don't let the teachers make you sing this pile of wank. Stay silent if that's your choice. Any detentions they hand out I will do the time for you. I'll do lines if needed. I'll fight if required. I will DIE if necessary

Department for Education

@educationgovuk

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We're encouraging schools across the UK to celebrate One Britain One Nation Day on 25 June, when children can learn about our shared values of tolerance, kindness, pride and respect. #OBONDAY21 @1Britain1Nation For more information:

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2 years

California is a beaut

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2 years

Took a scooter ride home and stacked it into a bush. Pictured here, the culprit - I hit a spoon

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@PyrionFlax

3 years

Yo I won best variety streamer apparently? Didn't get a chance to do an acceptance speech and nobody let me know. So here is my acceptance speech: cheers I guess?

DreamHack

@DreamHack

4 years

We asked the community what variety streamers were their FAVORITES of 2020 - and @AshleyRoboto , @PyrionFlax , @JustSeum , and @ChrisCovent are your final nominees! Vote now to help us pick who should win the 'Best Variety Streamer' for #TheDreamies this year 🥳

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PyrionFlax

@PyrionFlax

5 years

Thanks for all the suggestions, kind words and dms regarding panic attacks and anxiety. I'm lucky enough to have a lot of people looking to help and offer advice. If you're not so lucky, maybe some comments in the thread were helpful to you too. Much love to y'all

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@PyrionFlax

2 years

Hmmm