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Namaste. Insert hilarious bio here.

The Buckle of the Bible Belt
Joined March 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Donald Trump does more gaslighting than Ukrainian drones in Russian oil refineries.
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@FantasticVulpes @TurboTweetie Because they are mostly off duty cops.
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Nothing to see here, just the media using the word "heavy flamethrower" to describe a rocket system that has 32 charges, each of which can level a city block and are considered one step down from nukes. "Flamethrower" my ass. Words matter, people. These are WMDs. Call them that.
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Today is my birthday. I try not to ask for a lot, but if you guys could have a good day for me, I would appreciate it. 😉
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What?
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"Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!"
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Here's your Architectural Abomination of the day. I guess a local prison was shutting down and some spare parts to sell. I can practically hear Jimi Hendrix playing "All Along the Watchtower." #architecturalabomination
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But they were, all of them, deceived, for another cheesecake was made.
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I spend so much time pointing out the wrong, I should probably share an example of someone doing it right. This appears to be a phenomenonal remodel.
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Detailed planning is key.
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In a world full of houseplants, be a dandelion.
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Let Jesus be a rayon of hope in these dark times.
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🙏🏻🫡
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I have not found anyone who got this joke but didn’t laugh.
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I can’t wait for y’all to weigh in…
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I am here for this. Tell me what you just did, like a Viking.
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@ConservativeKTM I, too, am jealous of their looks. However, I will appreciate the aesthetics rather than attack others for being more successful at it than I can be.
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This is just criminal... I am legitimately heartbroken that someone painted that staircase.
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This is brilliant. Now squint.
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I would absolutely be down for these.
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On the one hand, it's chintzy, brutalist, and reasonable to call it an Architectural Abomination. On the other... I love it.
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Wish me luck with my MRI today. Not about what they might find, because we already know, but because I really don't want to have a panic attack while stuck in a sarcophagus for an hour or more.
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Wait, what do you call your coke?
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I'm gonna find the guy who picked this and I'm going to make him pay... Assuming I ever maintain my balance long enough to get out of here.
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Here's your Architectural Abomination of the day: Medieval Addition Edition.
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Warning: Dad joke incoming… My 6 yo says he just came up with a new joke, and I could not be more proud. “What should you do when it’s raining cats and dogs? Make sure you don’t step in a poodle.”
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Alright AAAAAers, do your thing. 😉
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I’m going to lose some followers over this…
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Scarry to imagine how sheltered I was.
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Please don’t block me.
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I'm stretching the rules for what constitutes an "architectural abomination" today, but we have a strong entry for the "worst possible bathroom" category. When someone says they need to descale a bathtub, this is not what I would normally envision. #architecturalabomination
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No, no, no... I asked for a BUNDT cake, not a butt cake!
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Them: You make fun of so much bad architecture. What would you want your home to look like? Me:
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Sorry for such a late Abomination. I kept trying to decide if it was the real deal or just a pyramid scheme.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 It gets worse…
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Yes please.
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I almost forgot. Here's your architectural abomination for the day.
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I won't Tread lightly here - it would not be a Good year of this foundation blew out, but I will never Tire of finding these Architectural Abominations for you. #architecturalabomination
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This design mistake stinks…
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Today's Architectural Abomination needs absolutely no context or explanation. I'm still hoping against hope it's just a Blue Origin rocket prototype that was randomly put up in Beijing.
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😳😳😳
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@JasonStrummer I don’t get it. Something is wrong with the bottom picture. What it is ain’t exactly clear.
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Sorrynotsorry
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It may be an Architectural Abomination, but this house in Portugal still rocks. Happy Wednesday, y'all.
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Today's Architectural Abomination is... Well, I honestly don't even know where to start. 😬
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@JohnPaul_HI As a dad, I absolutely understand the harness. As a dad, I also absolutely love the joke.
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I am a psychiatrist who prefers to avoid meds whenever possible. So I say this with all sincerity, and publicly, because this deserves attention. Fuck you. Mental illness is not a joke, and neither illness nor treatment is the reason so many people die of violence in the US.
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@evamahoney101 @CCHRLosAngeles I'm wearing my 'Psych Drugs don't kill people, people on Psych Drugs kill people' T-shirt my friend gave me today. Will take selfies soon. 😂 #Psychiatry #SSRIs
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If you thought recent Architectural Abominations had too many windows, feast on the fanatical fenestration that is the House of Wonders in Woodstock, NY.
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Them: How dumb can people really be? Me: Here, read this...
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What exactly were you Expecting?
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When is a verb a noun?
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I hate to Couch requests for too long, and Sofa two people have requested I post this picture. So, do you Love this seat, or does it upset you?
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I'd buy this album.
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I've been moving at a snail's pace today. I may be late, but here's your Architectural Abomination of the day!
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I don't often share media of myself. But tonight, we went to a Trunk or Treat with the kiddos. They were Dinos, so I went as a brown T-Rex. We ran into another T-Rex, so obviously, we had to give the trick or treaters a show!
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I am heretofore officially deceased. 🤣☠️
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Either Peter Doocy was paid millions by George Soros to regularly make himself look like an idiot or he's madly in love with Jen Psaki and has a humiliation fetish. (My money is absolutely on the latter.)
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Before people chime in, it's "only" 24 or 30 charges per tank. Only 24-30 blocks of civilians killed per TOS-1. Mea culpa.
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Anticipate people's future behavior on the preponderance of evidence, but try not to judge them on a single incident. Trust should not be all or nothing. It is a range of dynamic variables across a spectrum.
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Interior designers, Yea or Neigh?
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😬😳
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If Mondays were a building remodel.
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I'm noticing a lot of people apparently blocked me. Any idea what it was that I either did/said or reportedly did/said? I'm not gonna cry over spilt milk, but if it's not obvious already, I want to avoid offending people. It's kind of against the point of my efforts on Twitter.
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Today's Architectural Abomination is seriously kinda awesome. Here's to hoping it puts a smile on your face, even if it stretches my own definition of an abomination. #architecturalabomination
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Forgive me...
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This is the movie that should have been.
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Some would sing praises of this building, but I suspect that I am merely preaching to the choir when I say that this is your Architectural Abomination of the day. #architecturalabomination
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Et tu?
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1-800-273-8255 (TALK). I can personally vouch for lives saved when they called this #.
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Sadly, we don’t always know the depths of someone’s depression until it is too late. May I please have even 1 follower copy and re-post? I am trying to demonstrate that someone is listening. #MentalHealthMatters
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Waiting to get a medial nerve branch block today. I'm super anxious, because if it doesn't work, I will probably be looking at a lumbar decompression/fusion surgery.
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I think I lost her airway.
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Cheat sheet:
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Today's Architectural Abomination could have been nice ^if they just showed some restraint with their adornments.^
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Today's Architectural Abomination is attempting to camouflage itself as a skyscraper HVAC system. Unfortunately, by remaining on the ground, this camouflage doesn't quite work.
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A rare image of a house with Fragile A Frame disease, due to a mutation in the RoOF1 gene. This causes dysregulation of apoptosis, and thus development an additional axis of the roofline. The phenotype shown here is colloquially known as an A-A-A-frame. #architecturalabomination
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I'm probably just taking pot-shots, but what would such a change have wrought? Ironically, it would have affected the script, but maybe not casting.
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@ESPNCFB Maybe technically correct, but this is the kind of play that they tried to create the rule to prevent.
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What the hell version of the Bible did she read? Jesus of Nazareth was a Socialist Arab Jew. He chose to hang out with the prostitutes and lepers, whipped the bankers, and consistently sided with the disadvantaged. There's no damned way he'd support misogynistic racist hatred.
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I heard their wedding was held outdoors, but I can't find a clip of it. I definitely appreciate their dry sense of humor.
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Everybody strap in, we're going for a ride...
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Today's Architectural Abomination is rather self-explanatory. I'm assume the drywall tape industry sponsored this house, but spiders must also be thrilled. #architecturalabomination
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Me as a house after Thanksgiving.
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This is impressive. Awful, but impressive.
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Apologies, I am still not around much, but you guys are amazing. Thank you for the love and support. I am hoping to be back to my normal sardonic self soon. Love y'all...
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Okay, but I couldn’t not stop by to share this.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
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@AKBrews Me watching this… “That makes sense. Just using easy solutions to renovation problems. Nothing I’d call cree… Holy Jesus, is someone going to break into my room from the Capitol bunker?”
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