Purr 💕🐻✨ @purrenrage Twitter profile

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3 years

This handsome bear is in Lake Clark National Park, photographed by yours truly during an Alaska Bear Adventures day trip. 🐻 #brownbear #bear #alaska #Alaskalife #lakeclarknationalpark

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3 years

Alaska is like Dairy Queen. Would you like a shake to go with that blizzard?

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6 years

Go @BlairBraverman ! #uglydogs

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3 years

Coworker made me make this. 😹

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2 years

I’m so glad I took on $200,000 in student loan debt to get yelled at in a grocery store.

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3 years

I don’t want to be a healthcare worker in a pandemic anymore. Please make it stop. 😭

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2 years

I’m starting a website called Only Phans for pharmacists who want to get out of retail by reading package inserts topless with pill bottle lids taped over their nipples.

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3 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but stop asking the pharmacy to ring up your groceries. We’re busy trying to immunize people with covid shots plus our normal prescription filling! JUST👏STOP👏!!!

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3 years

Anyone who works in healthcare during this pandemic deserves to have their student loans forgiven. I can’t even imagine what the front line workers in the hospital are dealing with. I will 100% vouch that retail pharmacists are exhausted.

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3 years

Thank you for calling Alaska, home of Miss America, a 17 yr old gold medal Olympic swimmer, and a bunch of mediocre, grifting local politicians. How may we help you today?

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3 years

No F*cks left, flat out told someone it’s rude to go without a mask in store with cold symptoms. Idiots like this are why we are stuck in this chaos. I’m done with people. Dogs only.

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2 years

I borrowed $189,312 to study pharmacy with my sweet, sweet summer child dreams of helping people and making the world a better place. 10 years of payments in still owing more than I borrowed.👇 We need student loan reform.

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4 years

Alaska Twitter officially apologizes to y'all for interrupting your regularly scheduled doomscrolling with a million tweets about our morning earthquake. Bear with us, we're just a bit shaken up!

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3 years

@StrikeDebt I took out $189,000 & have paid over $140,000 the past 10 years. I now owe $200,000 *and* they sent me a letter saying they were adding a few years on to my debt because I wasn’t going to pay it down in time! 🙄 @POTUS get it together and fix it! @AOC @SenSanders @lisamurkowski

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4 years

PSA: PLEASE SHOWER BEFORE YOUR COVID SHOT! THIS IS A SPECIAL OCCASION AND THE PHARMACIST SHOULD NOT BE GAGGING WHILE COUNSELING YOU.

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5 years

I love me some @Amazon Purr-ime.

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2 years

Another day, another 2 pharmacists put in their 2 weeks notice. NBD. Expect closures to become the norm. 🙃

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6 years

When @ashleyinalaska wants to make a sign for @BlairBraverman she doesn't mess around. #Iditarod2019 #uglydogs

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3 years

Drs: Please stop wasting time trying to call in ivermectin. Here in pharmacy we practice evidence based medicine based on our lord & savior the randomized controlled trial. Popularity on social media does not mean a drug works. You’re adding fuel to the misinformation fire.

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2 years

My technician for the last 8 yrs is dying. It sucks. 😔 I can’t even. 😢

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3 years

Maybe if we make the Covid vaccine pumpkin spice flavored more people will get it.

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3 years

Captain Purrcard here of the pharmacy-ship Enterprise (EPS 😹 for real) Might give some booster shots later, might kick some Borg ass. 🤷🏻‍♀️. #Halloween #startrek #channelingDeannaTroi MAKE IT SO

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3 years

Hey you guys. I adopted. 😬 Name pending. Leaning towards Arya Bark. 😬

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3 years

Hello, @mayor_bronson ! A little bird told me that you have not yet received your Covid vaccination. I would love to provide assistance in this matter, and can give you a Moderna vaccine as early as tomorrow. They call me the Wonder Pharmacist because I’m that good. 💉

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5 years

@BlairBraverman #UGLYDOGS ASSEMBLE! #uglydog

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2 years

PSA: The tourists are here and yep they have Covid. Trust no one. Please wear your mask on the airplane. People save their whole lives for this. It isn’t hard. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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3 years

Instead of using our resources to bribe people to come to Alaska, wouldn’t it make more sense to invest a little in vaccine outreach in low income areas, combatting vaccine misinformation, and helping more Alaskans feel comfortable getting a vaccine?! 👀

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2 years

I would respectfully like to remind @lisamurkowski that she was elected by the people of Alaska and NOT by a religious moral code that learned how to spell her name on the radio.

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3 years

Lora Reinbold deleted my comment. 👀

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3 years

If @mayor_bronson is going to give out medical advice then I get to fly his airplane. Oh wait, I’m not qualified and people could die? Shucks.

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2 years

Mastodon confuses me but can y’all just go over there and make a post with the hashtag #alaskatwitter and then I can follow the hashtag to find you? Like a trail of pilot bread crumbs…

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2 years

I would have never guessed Walmart pharmacy would be the company with the greener grass. Apparently they pay more, give a sign on bonus, and give 4 weeks vaca right out of the gate. 😲 The rats are jumping ship! 😂🤣😂 (Another rph put in their 2 weeks) Grab popcorn.

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3 years

I wish the public could understand how exhausting it is to be happy and give service nonstop for 11 hours. And then you close the pharmacy a few minutes late and people don’t understand you are literally about to face-plant while they stop you on the way out and ask for meds.

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3 years

I had a customer today, Covid positive, mask under nose, wheezing all over the place, walking around the store. This person pulled down their mask to LICK THEIR FUCKING MONEY AND HAND IT TO ME. I’m irate. I want to cry. I’m so fucking DONE.

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3 years

I just booked an Airbnb. I’d rather eat PB&J on Thanksgiving than get Covid.

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4 years

Trying to do covid shots plus normal pharmacy work with no extra help makes me super duper exhausted. Tomorrow is only gonna be worse! Send adult diapers, red bull, Sudafed, and an extended release breakfast.

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1 year

If you’re wondering how the pharmacist shortage in Alaska is going, I quit my job 4 months ago and they still don’t have a replacement.

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3 years

It still amazes me how many people are absolutely petrified to getting a shot and having side effects for a couple days. Like, y’all smoke cigarettes and put Taco Bell in your bodies well aware how that’s gonna end...

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8 months

Them last week: “It’s colder in *insert podunk midwestern town* than Alaska!” Alaska: “Hold my beer.”

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10 months

BRB having a heart attack

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@purrenrage

3 years

If I can refinance my house down to a 2.5% interest rate, why can’t I do that for my student loan?

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3 years

I feel like in retail pharmacy right now you can either provide immunizations or medications, but not both. Choose, overlords! Ok, we chose shots? Cool. Now everyone can go get their pills elsewhere since we don’t make money on that anyway. Let Bezos take the loss. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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3 years

Well. My in laws are coming for Thanksgiving and are refusing to be vaccinated for covid. How did they think I would be ok with that? I’ve been chronically immunosuppressed for 14+ years. Fucking Hell.

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4 years

The sweet old lady went to heaven today. I'm trying not to ugly cry. She had the best Alaska life-hiking, barking at geese, and camping. We moved up here together in 2010. I adopted her during pharmacy school in 2007. I hate goodbyes.💔 #bestfriend #dogsoftwitter

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3 years

Hey, @Cabelas . I’m ashamed you’re on board with this theatric event of malicious intent. You don’t know how traumatic and horrible the past couple years have been on us healthcare workers trying to do our normal jobs PLUS pandemic duties. Do you not care about our sacrifices?

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2 years

My brain and feet are throbbing. I wish my employer would understand that a 30 minute break outside the pharmacy would improve productivity, increase safety, and benefit mental health…I just can’t do this forever. I’m slowly dying.

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3 years

ESTEEMED HUMANS OF THE INTERNET! I did it! I HAVE A NOVEL! 73,045 words. It’s the most of anything I’ve ever done. I’m so jazzed and feel accomplished. ☺️🤘 Now I need to proofread it like a pharmacist. 🤔 #perfectionist …and then comes to fun part of talking publishing. 📚

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3 years

The CDC just said your student loans will be forgiven when you go to work with Covid and die.

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2 years

Me: Hooray! 🙌 The company I work for is finally *trying* to hire people! #twitteRx Anyone want a $50-75k sign on bonus? Also me: Where’s my bonus for sticking around 12 years? 😒

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2 years

Husband keeps asking what I want for my birthday. I want a union. A big, angry pharmacist’s union that I can invite all my RX Twitter friends to join. Everyone deserves to eat! I want revenge. ( #taurus )

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3 years

I’ve been told if I don’t work tomorrow my store will be closed because our store closes in the event of short staffing. Can I just please have my days off? I have commitments that I’ve already paid for and no Mr Purr here to help. 😣

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9 months

You can’t gamble in Alaska, but you CAN buy a box of succulents on the internet in the middle of December. 🪴

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2 years

My Grandma is heading into hospice after years of fighting cancer and associated complications. I saw it coming, but it still sucks. Please pray to your favorite deity, especially for my sweet Grandpa.🥺😔

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2 years

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is to get plowed. Love, All of Anchorage 🎅🏻❄️☃️🎄🌨️

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2 years

My house is a crime scene. 😖

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8 months

Do not order groceries at 11:30pm while hungry due to the morning workout. You’ll end up with 10 types of cheese*. *not all pictured 🧀

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4 years

I sent my pharmacy boss a picture of Bernie in our waiting room and she called me. "Is that man OK?! I think you should call 911!" Me: 😳😹😹😹 Apparently if you work 120 hrs a week during a pandemic you miss out on memes. 🤷‍♀️

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3 years

One of my patients saw the news article about overworked pharmacists and called to give us kudos and thank us for all we do. 🥺 It meant a lot after getting yelled at for not being fast enough when working alone doing covid shots and my normal job.

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2 years

Do my fellow millennials ever have the fear that you will never be able to retire or is that just me?

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1 year

I’m going to miss my partner in crime. There was no glacial lake too cold, no trail too rough, no ball un-fetched. Awoooo! Goodbyes are hard. RIP, Beauba Fett. 🌈

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3 years

I find it infuriating that Dave Bronson questions the existence of a pandemic and healthcare workers have been busting their asses for over a year now trying to save lives. I ran around the pharmacy so much while giving shots that my ankle surgery incision busted open.

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3 years

I hit a big milestone today, which is probably a sad goal for normal people but here we go. 💁🏻‍♀️ I was able to jog a mile today (with no ankle pain to boot)! This is the first time I’ve tried and succeeded since I broke it. ☺️ Sweet lil running buddy Arya is now on my lap.

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2 years

My brother just called me a sinner for being a drug dealer on Easter. 🤷🏻‍♀️😹

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2 years

I keep getting asked why I’m still wearing a mask at work. 😒 Seriously?! Everyone’s hacking. I can’t be sick I have lots of shit to do. 😹 (Also the pharmacy would definitely be closed 🙃)

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1 year

I AM SO SICK OF RATE CONTROL. TWITTER DID NOT NEED METOPROLOL!

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2 years

@lisamurkowski Are you kidding me, Senator?! I’ve paid so much interest on my student loan that 10k is just giving me money I paid back. What an absolute racket.

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1 year

The cats are out of the bag. I’m headed to the VA! 🇺🇸✨🙌

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1 year

First day of work!

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2 years

The Rona finally caught me, you guys. 😳 The pharmacy is closed. There’s nobody to cover apparently. 🫣 Every place I’ve tried for a paxlovid RX has been a strikeout. Can’t talk to the state about infusions until Tuesday. I thought this was supposed to be easy.

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3 years

Need a booster? MAKE IT SO 💉💉💉

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4 years

I was doing fine, but then thinking about people travelling up to Alaska without having to covid test is giving me major anxiety. This is a nightmare.

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4 years

Insert shitty day at work jokes here: Yesterday after I left, a woman got kicked out of the store. In protest she went in the parking lot, pooped in her hands, & rubbed it all over the outside of the store. Stay classy, Anchorage. Come for the mountains, stay for the shitshow.

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2 years

Yesterday someone came in to the store and asked to take my picture. Ugh, no. “Can you take off your mask?” NO, I AM WORKING! I turned around and the creeper was taking pics of me counting pills. 😤 Anyway I’m probably on a serial killer’s cork board now.

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3 years

My derby wifey is a critical care nurse. I asked if she’s able to hang out on my days off. She’s too exhausted from work and has to rest up for her next shift. They’re losing 1-2 patients a day now. Sometimes she cries after work. I miss my friend. 🥺 This just all sucks so bad.

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7 months

This is your last chance to nominate me for top forty under 40 for surviving like 8 years at Carrs on Gambell.

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2 years

HEY YOU GUYS I MET DIVA DOG! 🥰 …And her human @UrbaniteAlaska of course!

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7 months

Oh my god my mom went and asked some news lady in Duluth if she’d do a segment on the morning show about my book and she said yes! 😳😳😳 So now I’m like whoa about planning a trip home…😂

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3 years

Almost 4 years ago I took out a loan for $21,050 to buy a car. Today I sold it to a dealership for $19,500. #winning

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1 year

Mr Purr handed me a little blue bag. I thought he was joking me! 🤣 Ya gurl got Tiffany earrings for her anniversary. 🩵💎

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10 months

I’m the idiot running around town in shorts today! (Honestly I’m probably not the only one.) 😂 #alaskalife He’s done. 🥲 Oh Beauba Fett, you handsome boy. 🫶🏻 #petmemorial

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2 years

It’s so cold that Clorox wipes just freeze on contact to the interior of a vehicle. Ask me how I know. THE DOG SMUDGED POO IN MY JEEP AND ON MY COAT THIS AM. THE POO FROZE TO THE PLASTIC. THE CLOROX WIPE FROZE AN ICE LAYER OVER THE POO. WHEN I SAY #ALASKAPROBS IM NOT KIDDING!

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4 years

I'm gonna lay my #UnpopularOpinion on ya'll. I think teachers should at least have the *OPTION* to be fully Covid vaccinated before heading back to the classroom to teach.

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3 years

Hey y’all! MIL has postponed Thanksgiving trip to a later date. Hubby had a good talk with her and she might get a shot. SIL is considering making the same “vaccinated people only” in her house-as she is with child. We stand together. #goodnews #squee #auntiepurr

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3 years

Why is one of the Providence covid screening questions at the door, “Do you have any weapons?” 🤔

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3 years

I only worked 3 hours today and caught a forged narcotic script. Trying to get a doctor on the phone is probably harder than storming the Capitol. Like bruh, someone is using your DEA number. I’m doing you a solid here. I need a margarita after this week.

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2 years

My pharmacy tech died today.🥺 This sucks.

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2 years

I spent over $200 on prescriptions yesterday so if y’all think healthcare workers, especially pharmacists, have an in for better prices we don’t. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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2 years

They moved Anc down to medium-low Covid transmission, but we’ve been out of paxlovid for 5 days. All the tourists are coming off ships asking, “What’s the best thing for a runny nose?” Umm, a f*ing Covid test you imbecile. I can’t take much more of this nonsense. 😖

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2 years

If the CDC could update their guidelines to “wear a fucking mask when you have Covid symptoms that you’re in denial about and go in a store to breathe all over the immunocompromised pharmacist” that would be great. Over 2 years in and still no decency or regard for others…

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2 years

Air fryers are just easy-bake ovens for adults.

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2 years

I wore 20 lbs of silver chain mail (made by Mr Purr) to work all day. Good news is the Witch King can’t come to the phone right now—because he’s dead. 💁🏼‍♀️ #lordoftherings #eowyn #iamnoman #halloweencostume #halloween #twitteRx

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7 months

ANC road report: they’re shit. Stay home. Even if you think you’re fine, some asshole in a big truck is gonna zoom by and snow blind you.

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3 years

Why is the Delta Variant so deadly? Everything can be explained by Star Wars. Yeah, I went there. #starwars #lukeskywalker #CovidIsNotOver #GetVaccinatedNow #Delta #battleofhoth #coronavirus #deltavariant Cc: @HamillHimself 🖤

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2 years

My coworker is at home on hospice. I ran an errand for his wife today. She said I could go up and say goodbye. I didn’t want to. I remember seeing my grandma on her death bed and I don’t want to remember Daniel that way. I pet their cat. Chatted with his wife. Held back tears. 😔

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3 years

Tattoo day! Baby nerd Yoda (Grogu). 💕Nerding out on firefly, Schrödinger’s cat (Nebula), and a beta lactam ring. 🤷🏻‍♀️ May need to add some sparkles….

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2 years

It was 63 degrees at Disneyland and people were wearing puffy marmot and Patagonia jackets. 🤣😂🤣 Sorry y’all this Alaskan thinks it’s funny. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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2 years

I saw the northern lights on my flight last night! ANC to MSP on Delta ✈️

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2 years

Update: I got drugs!

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2 years

I don’t like having the circus in town and knowing their crazy ring leader, who should be in jail, is less than 3 miles away. Lots of brainwashing is happening today in the great state of Alaska.😣

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1 year

Driving my best good boy home and then sobbing for the rest of the day.

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