In Quantum mechanics the many-worlds theory sez, if our universe is ever expanding then every possibility no matter how improbable must exist.
So that means..there is a reality out there some place in time where you aren't just reading this tweet.
You wrote it
I'm seeing people try and say Highland Park is typical "Chicago".
Highland Park Illinois is where Michael Jordan lived.
It's where 16 Candles, Home Alone, Risky Business, and Ferris Bueller were filmed.
This is not "Chicago".
It's one of the wealthiest towns in America
I see
#Portillo
's trending and it reminds me....
If we ever do mass distribution of a vaccine the people who run the Portillo's drive through must do it.
I've been in a line 30 cars deep and those damn kids get my shit right every time.
It's truly amazing how they do it.
Guess what?
The Dems just flipped Frisco, Denton and Fort Worth
and umm don't look now...But Plano looking awfully Blue y'all!
Trump has destroyed the GOP!
#BLUETEXAS
@alexquigley
@DougChristianDC
This guy was raised by an asshole dad.
I find that's almost always the common denominator.
Everyone I knew growing up who had an asshole dad.
Turned out to basically be this guy.
And the girls as well.
@ContrarySarie
@ems1944
@karenkho
Look at Edward. He has no idea what he is wading into. He honestly believes its his duty as an old white man to explain racism. As an old white man myself, I'd advise him to stfu.
#allentx
requested the resources of the FBI and ATF yesterday.
It was explained away as,
"we are a small suburban department without the budget and resources to handle an incident like the
#AllenPremiumOutlets
attack"
No budget for police but this is the HS football stadium
I see Erin Andrews is trending.
Maybe this is a good time to remind yawl that she's been a skirt stuck on the sideline for 2 decades now while men with 1/2 her talent, knowledge and charisma have jumped over her straight into the booth.
Linda Ronstadt's "Long Long time" as featured in the most recent episode of HBO's "the Last of us" is now up to
#2
on I tunes top pop songs chart.
A song that peaked at
#35
on the Charts when released is gonna be
#1
53 years after it's release.
Give her all that money!
BREAKING
Shooter is a heavy set white male. black T shirt and brown cargo shorts. carrying a rifle with several clips.
There is an active search now
according to Dayton PD on the scanner
#Dayton
If you are not listening to the Chicago police scanner right now you are missing the most compelling and dramatic thing occurring in America right now.
Hollywood could not fabricate this intensity and professionalism
#Chicagoscanner
*Warning disturbing/inspiring audio
This is
#KeithThornton
who last night in real time, set a perimeter, launched the choppers, dispatched ambulances, calmed frantic cops and found the best route to the closest trauma center. A real hero
#Chicagoscanner
Note to self:
If I'm ever being walked out of my house in handcuffs while there is an active search for my missing wife.............do not smile.
#AnaWalshe
BREAKING
We are about to shoot down another UFO, this time over Montana.
USAF tankers are in the air over the area which means there are fighter jets in the air at that location.
Stay tuned.
I guess we aren't concerned about falling debris anymore.
About Russ Martin
We had a complicated relationship. I worked next door to him for a decade and saw 1st hand how well the man could perform.
It's undeniable that he did radio like no other.
DFW lost an Icon.
My best thoughts for all those in mourning today
Love to you all
Dear rookie UFO enthusiasts.
Rule
#1
in UFO spotting.
If the lights you see in the sky are blinking. They probably aren't UFOs.
Blinking lights are required for all air craft.
I don't think Aliens will be adhering to Earths FAA regulations.
Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney is currently my favorite dude in DC.
#Sondland
: I've been very forthright and I do not appreciate what you are trying to do here.
#RepMaloney
: Lets be real clear. It took you three tries to tell the truth.
#ImpeachmentHearings
#SondlandBombshell
Me getting ready to have my city mocked, maligned and insulted for the next week by a bunch of ignorant and myopic hillbillies, that aint never been out of Hazzard county.
LFG!
#Chicago
#DNC2024
We are all living that scene early in the movie when we are all going about our mundane bullshit while a story appears on the TV in the background about UFO's being spotted.
We think nothing of it and just go about our nonsense.
90mins later we are all dead.
#UFO
#Montana
#UAP
Loving
@ChiPartyAunt
's new show on Netflix.
I especially appreciate how every scene has a very "inside" Chicago joke for we native
one note: Diane needs to be running buddies with Chicago party Icons, radios
@wendysnyder
, sports lady
@peggykusinski
and
@WGNRobin
The news choppers giving us a view of what is actually happening have been ordered out of the airspace by authorities.
They have closed the airspace over Los Angeles to news Helicopters.
They do not want us to know about all this
#Minneapolis
#minneapolisriots
WARNING EXPLICIT
Here is new video from the shooters live stream.
This is some of the most upsetting video I have ever seen and I debated posting it.
Be warned.
#christchurchnz
1: Rockets GM tweets in support of Hong Kong protesters
2: China messes with the NBA because of it.
3: NBA bows to China and Is criticized for not supporting American values
4:
#LeBronJames
tonight with a really
#badtake
5:
#Lebron
is really dumb and will apologize
Diana roller skating around Buckingham palace while listening to "Girls on Film" on her Walkman, is quite something. And I'm all for it.
Do you have to be gay to love her? Cuz I'm not and I do.
#TheCrownNetflix
She was brilliant, beautiful and the best partner anybody could ever ask for.
We fought like a brother and sister in the back seat of car on a long vacation road trip. But we always had each others back.
People tried to split us apart...but it never took.
My sister
Darrell Brooks recently paroled. NBC and Heavy dot com reporting this is the suspect.
NBC and NY Post now reporting Brooks was fleeing a stabbing he committed.
Career criminal with a very long rap sheet. Brooks appears to look like man behind the wheel of red SUV.
#Waukesha
BUCK HENRY has died.
If you think you know comedy...but have never heard of Buck Henry. You don't know comedy.
He is one of the true unsung greats.
#BuckHenry
Despite CNN, Foxnews and MSNBCs blackout and the grounding of helicopters trying to show us what is going on and the mysterious way police scanners have all gone dead.
New Media is on the ground and giving us coverage.
#Minneapolis
#Minneapolisriots
Witnesses: A couple. dressed in black with rifles,driving a Uhaul
scanner: pipe bombs found in Uhaul.
NYPD robot on the scene
right wing online news: It was a drug deal gone bad
Q: why were they dressed in black driving a Uhaul with pipe bombs for a drug deal?
#jerseycity
My mom was an Olympian (Czech Natl Ski Team), and as a kid we would be excited for weeks leading up to the games. Now with the ever predictable (& seemingly satanic to me) drag queen opening ceremonies and never ending bs, no one I know even thinks about it beyond maybe watching
NOT A SCRATCH ON HIM!
I wonder if they bought him burgers or pizza?
"He was a hunter and his father was a youth minister or pastor. He was big into religion.”
- classmate of Robert Aaron Long
*checks a lot of boxes
@DannyMac670
I think we men have a new responsibility. One maybe our fathers didnt see as any of their business.
It's time we start policing our own. Men must not sit quietly on the sidelines or be "good bro's" to bad dudes any longer. Good men must step up and begin calling out what we see
Multiple shots fired in Millennium Park
Male/black dressed in all white running east toward Maggie Daly park.
It's starting early tonight.
#Chicagoscanner
New A+ poll (NYT/Sienna) Has Harris opening up a 4 point lead in Penn, Wis and Mich.
Poll explains why:
"Voters also view Ms. Harris as more intelligent and more temperamentally fit to govern than Mr. Trump".
1: Well duh!
2: I bet this drives him absolutely nuts.
should be noted. These lines are not because its a new location and everyone is excited to try it.
These Portillo lines are everyday, twice a day. They print money.
@MarkAgee
As a native Illinoiance we take our U.S. Grant pretty serious. He's our Slash to Abe's Axl.
His whole vibe is of that cool guy you worked with that one summer. Super competent but would slack off and party with ya cuz he knew none of this bullshit matters.
If I'm the PD at
@ESPN1000
I get my head out of my ass and take a meeting with the 108 guys ASAP.
Nobody embodies this team more than this collection of fans. And they aint a bunch of amateurs.
But what the hell do I know, I only spent 20 years in major market radio.
#Whitesox
Saturday in Milwaukee
The
@SoxMachine
/
@fromthe108
South Side Takeover.
We are expecting 150+ people to attend. More details on location coming soon, but everyone who stops by will get a koozie
Suspect in Michigan State University shooting is reportedly down of self inflicted gunshot would.
according to scanner he shot himself when approached by police
BREAKING
Christchurch New Zealand mosque shooting.
1: 300 worshipers were in mosque when shooting began
2: reports a second mosque in the area is also under attack...
3: New Zealand Herald is reporting shooter live streamed the initial attack.
New Zealand shooter is
@BrentonTarrant
and he is still shooting.
He has attacked 2 mosques and a Hospital.
He live streamed it all.
I have seen the first video on Youtube. It is the most horrific thing I have ever seen.
#christchurchNZ
Stop acting like Stetson Bennett is some kid who made a mistake.
Dude is a 25 year old man who made his name dominating 18 year olds.
He should know better.
Lisa Marie Presley is on life support after a sudden heart attack. She is 54
Her father was 42 when he passed from a heart attack and her Grandma was 46 when she also died of a heart attack.
The Presley family obviously has a hereditary heart situation.
Stop with the vax bs
@MarkAgee
for your final test.....and there is only one correct answer.
Only those who get it right will receive the necessary medical care.
what color is this dress?
I wish you all could have known her the way I did.
She was so much more than you knew.
She was someone I took for granted.
Someone I assumed would be there and ready when I was.
She was my family, she was my partner and I will never be the same.
long story short. What Colin Cowherd said was,
the only people who think America sucks are people who make their entire life about partisan politics.
The rest of us still love America and are just gonna enjoy the summer in the greatest country on the planet.
Fun fact.
In the past 72 hours I have been fired from my weekly entertainment report on WBAP for the crime of filling in on 97.1 the Freak.
Now the Freak is gone.
But how was your week?
Reverse 911 call just went out to all residents of Bergen county NJ informing them evacuation may be needed soon.
Passaic chemical fire located 8 miles from Manhattan is now at 11 alarms.