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Parker

@pstaten54

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When I die bury me on the roof of Kid Rocks bar

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Parker

@pstaten54

5 months

@DocStrangelove2 Girlfriend has been in cosmetology school for 5 months. I could become a police officer faster than she can finish school and that’s just funny to me.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@stayce_t @FightHaven Then……don’t put your hands on a man lol. It’s quite simple, everyone keeps their hands to themselves, everyone gets to go on with their day.

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@Phallon144 Slavery predates European expansionism. Slavery is still most prominent on the continent of Africa. Black slavers were significantly more barbaric than even the Dutch of all people.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@LisandroMartiny @FightHaven Your country has streets named after our presidents, and statues of them as well. You only exist because we say so.

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2 years

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@ayeejuju 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@pstaten54

1 year

@DcRational @stayce_t @FightHaven Or actually BE a decent human and keep your hands to yourself lol.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@EndWokeness Unless it’s a private roadway, there shouldn’t be non-traffic symbols on the road. Period. Regardless of the message.

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@pstaten54

2 months

@sunflowertaters Communists trying not to be internet tough guys challenge Difficulty: impossible

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1 year

@DelusionPosting

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@pstaten54

2 years

@upblissed

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@pstaten54

2 years

@henrietta0190 @FightHaven

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@pstaten54

5 months

@iamnobody1961 @DocStrangelove2 You shouldn’t be able to become an officer without an associates in criminal Justice. Educated, well-trained officers undoubtedly make for more effective policing practices.

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@pstaten54

6 months

@Phallon144 No, you said slavery is white history, which it isn’t. It’s a part, sure. But it’s also Chinese history, Korean history, African history, Arab history, etc. Highlighting white slavery, which arguable occurred in the smallest capacity (speaking in reference to chattel slavery) is

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@pstaten54

2 years

@zachlanebryan I’d rather you deliver a product you feel secure in than sticking to a deadline and having regret. You’re the antithesis to Nashville deadlines, and I think we all love that.

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@pstaten54

5 months

@highprogressive Left still can’t meme. I’m glad this is still true in the year of our Lord, 2024.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@reddit_lies

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@pstaten54

2 years

@zaeluminati @heirmeg She said she was taking up a squat rack. Maybe, and just hear me out, he was waiting for the rack to be open -.-

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@pstaten54

1 year

@Map003Ward @LisandroMartiny @FightHaven Sorry, I can’t hear you over my freedom.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@NoahKahan How about stick season: we’ll all be here forever (until I get tired, acoustic)

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@pstaten54

1 year

@SouthlandPost Maybe if they weren’t plant based they couldn’t be thrown like a frisbee

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1 year

@DailySmelly @iamyesyouareno So the courts awarded him $300,000 in damages?

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@zachlanebryan

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1 year

@Haruko17696612 @Human101Nature Stop normalizing obesity. Work to better yourself.

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@pstaten54

2 years

@zachlanebryan Watching everyone else get to see ZB in NYC

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2 years

@itsPrada88 @ilov3spiderman And we commit 80% of the suicides. How nifty.

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@SydneyHaynes16 @amuse

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@pstaten54

2 years

Tyler Childers makes the most beautifully heart wrenching music imaginable and casually has a song about jerking off. How neat.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@NoahKahan Just progressively make it fucking longer. You would be the king for that. I want to use long ass acronyms to describe all of your projects.

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@pstaten54

2 months

@sunflowertaters Tankie larper lmfao

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1 year

@GarandThumb1

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@pstaten54

1 year

@zachlanebryan This is how you’re supposed to DM your favorite artists folks

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@pstaten54

2 years

@zachlanebryan How’s his form Zach? @Strawseraden

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@pstaten54

2 years

@bbydylan777 @itsPrada88 @ilov3spiderman Lol. You’re a vile subhuman.

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@pstaten54

3 months

@TheAKGuy @HelldiversAlert “THIS JUST IN: CONGRESSIONAL HOPEFUL BRANDON “AK GUY” HERRERA CALLS FOR THE MURDER OF UN OFFICIALS. EAST COAST PHONY!”: Ernest Gonzalez, probably

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@pstaten54

2 years

@817Lauren @tominiisreal Yes they can. The redefinition of racism to fit your narrative is bullshit. Racism is not prejudice+power. Racism is prejudice based on race. You’re conflating oppression with racism, stop it lol.

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@pstaten54

5 months

@gunpolicy @POTUS “I beat the NRA” okay? And? Who the fuck hasn’t. Now try beating FPC, fucking dork.

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@pstaten54

2 years

@817Lauren @tominiisreal Often times ≠ Only time. Yet again, you are confusing oppression with racism. If the argument is “white people cannot face systematic racism in America” than absolutely I agree. But individuals are capable of racism, as the act of racism is prejudice based on race.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@FanboyCristian I wonder why

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@pstaten54

2 years

@zachlanebryan Zach brother, you’ve reached a point now where folks are going to have your name in their mouths to garnish any clout imaginable. I’d let this one go, and let him go off into the sunset. You know what’s true, and those that love you do as well. That’s all we can do 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@pstaten54

1 year

@Map003Ward @LisandroMartiny @FightHaven Here is my bedside boogeyman AR. It’s sole purpose is to defend me from the boogeyman in case he appears in the night. My freedom is immense. Gobbless 🦅

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@pstaten54

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@817Lauren @tominiisreal The redefinition of racism is such an odd concept to me. Prejudice against a person due to their race is racism. If you’d like to make the argument white people aren’t oppressed so be it, but the argument that black people cant be racist is asinine.

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@pstaten54

6 months

@zachlanebryan If she wants 2 for 15 at Applebees

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@pstaten54

1 year

@realDailyWire @RealCandaceO Hmmmmmmmmmmm

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@pstaten54

1 year

@PantherZulu @DailyLoud The quest turned out alright considering the most powerful economies and nations are all European lol.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@zachlanebryan Writers and fighters album cover should be Zach smoking darts doing incline curls

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@pstaten54

2 years

@stxphht

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@pstaten54

2 months

@sunflowertaters Oh how silly of me. I’ll fix it. Retard larper lmao

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@pstaten54

1 year

@ka_nuggets @roxzanex People can have moral limits, it doesn’t make them bad people. Demanding acceptance from everyone is authoritarian in nature.

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@pstaten54

8 months

@zachlanebryan Zach: “good morning fuckers, here an album you didn’t know about”

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@pstaten54

5 months

@sig22co @iamnobody1961 @DocStrangelove2 It ensures cops aren’t GED crayon eaters.

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@pstaten54

6 months

@TheNiteHussla @Phallon144 White supremacy is no more white history than the exiling of white farmers in Zimbabwe is black history. If you want to take that route, I’d advise you to approach with caution. True atrocities occur on the African continent, I would be hesitant to make that assertion.

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@pstaten54

2 years

@zachlanebryan Buddy is off the Budweisers we’re gettin a whole damn EP dropped.

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@zachlanebryan Bro just plays guitar and sings songs man

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@pstaten54

1 year

@TheBigOther1 @stayce_t @FightHaven Tough for saying keep your hands to yourself? Awfully weird thing to be against. Make sure your mother doesn’t go around putting her hands on men so she can make it to retirement.

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@pstaten54

6 months

@zachlanebryan Award shows are silly, the selection committees are even sillier.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@Kcchiefs58dt @MrColionNoir @n8_reyes Yes. I want every child to receive the same protection our useless DC autocrats receive. To act as if these tools aren’t used as defensive mechanisms in 99% of their applications is asinine and intellectually disingenuous. The rest of the free world gave up their right to bear

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1 year

@zachlanebryan No we’re not. Album isn’t out.

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2 years

@zachlanebryan If Zach can be a simp, we all can be.

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2 years

@zachlanebryan He just wanted Ticketmaster to go out of business, but the head elf told him pay platinum fees :(

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2 months

@Pinko69420 Troon being a troon. Who could have ever saw this coming.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@TheAKGuy @delusionalblews @charlieINTEL Papa AK never misses

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@pstaten54

6 months

@TheNiteHussla @Phallon144 What history exactly would you like to analyze? Steal and pillage? The Songhay empire didn’t steal and pillage? What about the Wagadou empire? Mali empire? Didn’t steal and pillage? Your evil “wipepo” narrative is shite lol. People of all races have murdered and raped and

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@pstaten54

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@zachlanebryan Release the music guitar nerd

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@pstaten54

1 year

@NICKMERCS It’s a spiritual battle my friend, the forces of good and evil are real.

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1 year

@CensoredMen Never

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@pstaten54

6 months

@zachlanebryan Toby died. Impossible.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@zachlanebryan Bro has 3 albums out and two EPs. Homeboy is not new, y’all were just late.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@zachlanebryan Drop the music now and no one gets hurt

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@pstaten54

6 years

@almighty_zay__ @bo_asher @SINNER190 She’s snapping your homies

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1 year

@zachlanebryan Aye bro can you promise to not drunkenly drop the album? I’m going to need to make a beer run to prepare.

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1 year

@zachlanebryan WITH ARMS WIDE OPENNNN

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1 year

@NoahKahan Your needs my needs is so fire man.

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2 years

@zachlanebryan JUST KNOW WHEREVER YOU GO ILL BE WISHING YOU WELL

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2 years

@zachlanebryan “I was there when Zach first tweeted all my homies hate Ticketmaster. In fact, I was the one who told him how bad they were screwing the people. So without me, all the homies would still love Ticketmaster”

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@pstaten54

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@zachlanebryan New Christmas album cover, you’re welcome in advance.

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@BeBlackPilled @realDailyWire

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@zachlanebryan

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@zachlanebryan Keep fiddle in country music

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@ridethewav3 @FunWithTeeth @SuperArmandoH @earthangeleve

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2 years

@Timcast He also should be innocent until proven guilty. Super hard concept for the court of public opinion lol.

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@zachlanebryan @RichOToole 🤔

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@yajwokeup

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2 years

@zachlanebryan Why he gotta be tall Zachary. Short kings need love too.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@zachlanebryan Some people can’t be helped lmfao

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@pstaten54

2 years

@dontcallmedayn @zaeluminati @heirmeg Did you watch the video? It said “I was hesitant to put the weight on” she visibly struggled to do so, so he tried to help. Y’all mf wanna be the victim so bad it hurts 😂😂😂

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@pstaten54

2 years

@LakotaMan1 Privatized naval warships disprove this take. Cannons as well. There was no limitation for a reason.

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@pstaten54

1 year

@PantherZulu @DailyLoud Yeah it’s called “first world issues” where we have it so great we spend more time focusing on social issues instead of physical survival. If you oook at it on a global scale, suicide rates are only high in first world nations 😢

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@pstaten54

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@_ElectricBeats_ @CallofDuty High Ghost face should be an alternate skin. Too bad they aren’t cool enough to do that.

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