Yuck @pretendalleyway Twitter profile

Last Seen Profiles

@MorreSnorre_

@sondraortiz65

@GeniusJrDock0

@KimRoebuck

@stig_brodersen

@Laydiawilldo

@Midori_a1005

@Glock17Gen6

@RebeccaKri28609

@HannaGest

@frontier_k

@luzseijo

@hrpokhriyal16

@neadekvaata

@PsyknR6

@patoerodriguez1

@AmbUNReform

@thvcchi

@radiokinnie

@Metrogypsie

@BABeblue7_

@CountnineStore

@alis_pursifu

@EASPORTS_CUT

@feetfxxdie

@BinorRaja

@HSJSexy

@Ietnanv

@MethCampMike

@reality2_0

@goraclenetwork

@saghiirz

@Disosiyatif0

@Links19910123

@paula_boira

@rinu_stpr_osi

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

8 months

@sagistarbb Damn that’s what gave the puppy effect

1

40

5K

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@yassnito Dua and her piece of trade

7

16

2K

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@bklynb4by She was getting her back BLOWN out! Praise God

7

3

422

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@kornbreadTMFS The way Simon’s messy ass is living for it. I feel like he’d make a good Drag Queen idk why he’s got that inner feminine messy side

1

0

393

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@bklynb4by Right like cuz everyone’s Ken was lowkey gay anyway I thought they were building up to it

2

1

305

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@bklynb4by It always sends me that she looks at him and then he’s like “I’m not the intern” and I’m like no baby you’re the GAY

0

1

163

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

26 days

@SaiB0i Watermark them so you know if they leak them then you can sue xoxoxo

4

0

116

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 month

@sekirodubi Me after realising I have a racist horse:

1

0

94

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@sagistarbb Literally like you can feel that sinister phony energy even if other people don’t

1

5

89

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@TsMadisonatl1 the iconic Terri Joe referencing you I almost died 😭

1

3

84

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

5 months

This takes 1st Place

scrungofanplanet

@ScrungusFan420

5 months

@pretendalleyway Wrong bald kid you’re thinking of caillou

1

14

270

0

84

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

7 months

@spaceandguns @m8ss3ducti0n You must either be on the spectrum or a teenager to take everything you read online extremely literally

1

0

78

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

3 months

@supermoongirl9 Scorpio girlies being a mix of both water siren and Martian bad bitch

1

7

80

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

4 months

@n0thasghey Stop bringing this up we all did the research mama it doesn’t exist 🫶🏻

1

0

82

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@kornbreadTMFS Incest is best put your sister to the test

1

0

77

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@shawtyastrology I’m a cancer moon, I’m embarrassed by things I shouldn’t be embarrassed by and feel 0 embarrassment for the things I should 😊😊😊😊😊

7

4

75

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

Miss God is TRADE, not the new age definition of trade but the old school, the girls who get it get it and the ones that don’t, don’t

Ts Madison

@TsMadisonatl1

2 years

Since everyone doing their favorite @breakfastclubam moment here’s mine @cthagod TRADE 😂‼️ #BreakfastClub #TSmadison

43

168

1K

1

12

67

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@music__data @TsMadisonatl1 YAAAAAAAASSSS!!!!!

1

0

66

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

11 months

@bklynb4by Her liver is gonna be pickled 😭

1

0

64

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@sagistarbb Yes the subtlety in the pool scene she knew SOMETHING was up and Rue validated that

2

0

61

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@bklynb4by I’m crying it’s Tyler Oakley I thought it was Hannah 😭

2

1

66

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@yassnito Oh I thought some gays were caught kissing nvm

0

57

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

The way I was right

Seddera Side 🇵🇸

@sedderaside

1 year

this man has literally done gay porn why is he so mad ???

372

5K

88K

0

62

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

11 months

@bklynb4by Brooklyn you have no idea what a Trader Joe’s is 😭

1

0

62

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

3 years

@shawtyastrology What does it mean for those of us who have North Scorpio and South Taurus in our natal??

3

0

62

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@sagistarbb The Mars Venus conjunction in Scorpio is so on brand it hurts

1

63

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@Drasticallyy @4everTrey Literally I just didn’t want people getting their hopes up and then possibly looking dumb. Nothing wrong with being cautious lmao

1

0

57

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

7 months

@fabbgrat And that’s why she’s okay wrecking homes then acting a victim it’s very gay boy behaviour!

3

57

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

5 months

Well he is an incel who forced his ideals on everyone lol if anything his pacifism actively ruined peoples lives

sam🍉 | KATAANG WEEK

@lycheehive

5 months

“no one hates them" aang gets called a misogynistic incel who forces his ideals on others and is apparently the worst person alive for not ending Ozai, and that's just a percentage of the hate he gets💀

43

371

4K

113

2

52

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 months

Always a man at the scene of the crime

Joshua Minsoo Kim

@misterminsoo

2 months

saw challengers last night… perplexed by how zendaya delivers all her lines. seems overdone in a way i previously thought was due to a poor script or the severity of her roles (malcolm & marie, dunes, etc). friend said she treats everything like a disney channel original movie…

66

144

4K

0

5

57

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@TsMadisonatl1 I hope you get it though it would be a gag!!

1

0

54

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

11 months

@sagistarbb Where was this girl when all the tea about him spreading chlamydia on his college campus came out 😭

1

0

56

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@sagistarbb At least do something more inspired like Sun + Moon synastry or Mars and Venus synastry

0

51

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

3 years

@shawtyastrology I’ve always had a lot of support from my mom + family with my Aqua in 4H, but more in a material/well-being sense not necessarily emotional/mental

3

1

51

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

3 months

@mattspx Make them read your twitter your tweets give me the ick all the time xx

1

0

50

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

27 days

This is so male brained

Plant Mommy Posadist

@FemK_Ultra

28 days

Realizing that sex doesnt have to be this sacred all-important thing and can instead just be an expression of affection between friends who are dear to one another, is honestly the most lifechanging realization for me, surpassed only by realizing that Im a girl

1K

6K

62K

1

4

48

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@fkajxck If Mother ate me up like that I’d simply cease to exist

0

1

45

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@shawtyastrology I think it def has something to do with what details you consider too intimate to share, Scorpio will be like “yes I had sex ten minutes ago” while Capricorn will be like “no you do not get to know about my favorite childhood memory”

0

49

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

7 months

@himbowarlock @spaceandguns @m8ss3ducti0n Yes gawd!

1

44

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@shawtyastrology Yes if there’s no dopamine left then next song NOW

1

3

46

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

3 years

They stay taking from the girls, could have at least given you a feature @TsMadisonatl1

𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐏𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐲𝐚𝐰

@justxhenry

3 years

Let’s talk about how @TsMadisonatl1 is a cultural icon. #AndJustLikeThat

12

113

677

1

7

46

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

11 months

@bklynb4by Maroon stans rise up

0

43

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

5 months

@venusian_doll Honestly the way trade lose their minds when ur like “you can try your hardest to get me pregnant”

1

0

42

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@TsMadisonatl1 Also you literally changed your legal name since then like it’s not the gag these slimy bitches think it is

0

1

43

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 months

@venusian_doll Too many of the dolls give her a pass because she looks clocky

1

0

43

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

He looks like a gay version of the man who broke my heart last year, Lukas if you see this I hope Hannah dumps your cheating ass.

sai | simon

@SaiB0i

1 year

heading to the gym soon! send songs pls

90

84

2K

2

0

42

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

5 months

@girlofswords Thinking about when he and his gooner followers jumped me after I called him a fetishist

1

0

42

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

This man needs to stop playing with me fr

0

1

43

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

No wonder my Gem sun and Scorpio rising ass cried for HOURS after this movie and fell into a deep depression

Mr. Flintstone🍆

@sagistarbb

2 years

When a Scorpio falls in love with a Gemini

17

81

836

3

2

42

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

6 months

@girlofswords I can’t wait until they™️ find this tweet 😭

0

39

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

30 days

@supermoongirl9 Lmfaaaooo my Scorpio rising ass wants the roles of this reversed

2

4

41

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

Scorpio, my skin is perfect

milk 🍒

@milkstrology

1 year

quote tweet this with your rising sign and your skin type i.e. oily, dry, combo ✨

77

1

130

0

4

42

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 month

@sagistarbb Now I’m thinking of how when someone is jealous of my position in a friend group as an 8Her and try to oust me everything falls apart quickly afterwards EVERY time

0

42

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

7 months

Try considering that not everyone is out and a lot of DL men can’t meet in public spaces so you should let them murder you in private Regina George

gone girl summer

@thefemiurge

7 months

am I a mean girl for having an "always meet a man for the first time in public" rule

99

59

2K

0

1

39

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

3 years

@shawtyastrology Being a Scorpio Pluto ascendant I just have to “believe in myself” and all that cheesy stuff 🙄🙄🙄

3

2

39

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

4 months

@girlofswords Bricks were thrown at stonewall!

0

36

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@fabbgrat Tbh I prefer the fake accents especially the Fame Perfume era voice it is to die for

0

33

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

4 months

You have to open the containers from the restaurant

The Maxx 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

@sextoyspolitics

4 months

There's getting the box open, firstly, which is often harder than it should be, & someone with hand pain or dexterity issues may not be able to get past that step. Then there's reading & understanding the directions, which, especially when I'm tired, is difficult enough for me.

29

24

1K

2

0

38

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

3 years

@fkajack She couldn’t even send you a gift basket or something for 1st place

0

36

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@fabbgrat I just know there’s a scheming faeg behind this

1

0

36

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

3 years

I’ve been thinking this for a couple years, almost every character that’s in a role upholding the white capitalist regime is a POC. I’m like ??????

Mr. Flintstone🍆

@sagistarbb

3 years

Y’all notice how all the cops in movies now are black? I haven’t seen a white policeman on TV since 2010 I stg

9

49

389

2

6

36

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

This is all her fault

Lady Gaga

@ladygaga

15 years

In russia doing research.

202

8K

20K

0

9

37

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

4 months

@sagistarbb I think Herbs and Spices are Mercurial but the Meat and Vegetables are Jupiterian

2

0

36

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

You know what nothing good entertains this bitch only mediocre slay bitch kpop bullshit you’re on your last days Fabbgrat

2

1

34

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@TsMadisonatl1 we need to know!! 😭

slim

@thatdamn_lionel

1 year

@TsMadisonatl1 what that man say to you ?

0

9

73

6

4

33

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

10 months

@sagistarbb You can see from the position that this person (most likely a man) is slouched and manspreading, I’m a tall girl and never do this lol

1

0

37

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@shawtyastrology I am not ready for the overindulgence in pleasure my 5H Pisces will be giving

1

0

36

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 months

Femboys think they’re part of the trans circle

incredibly nice and correct angel

@tragic_endings_

3 months

Again this is pure homophobia and transphobia You are not a epic misandrist feminist or whatever, saying that men wearing skirts is “fetishistic” is literally what Matt Walsh believes, you fucking moron

85

1K

15K

2

1

35

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

Please I’m like “why isn’t anyone praising me” then when the praise comes in like “oh no this is garbage I can do better I promise”

moon babe 🌙🌴 geminis and scorpios' lawyer

@supermoongirl9

2 years

saturn 5H aka wanting to get praised for what you're doing but never feeling like it's the right time for it cause you could still do better 🥲

5

25

229

1

10

34

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 month

@ZKabbit @_7albi @E_MH_D yes because Godfrey was a hornsent champion she resurrected for the sacred rite ritual so he literally has crucible in his blood 😭

1

0

34

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

10 months

@bklynb4by I’m pretty sure Queens used it before this 😭

0

1

33

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

3 years

@shawtyastrology I have to wait a whole fucking year god damnit

1

30

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

5 months

@JUJUNUMM And they had a grandchild together

0

33

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

11 months

@sagistarbb I was ignored the old fashioned way because of the TV!

1

31

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@SecretiveApollo @erenfromtarget By a barb

1

0

31

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

5 months

@fkajack This read

0

31

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@TsMadisonatl1 No Auntie it’s only for people who have written new material for the song unfortunately

4

0

28

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

11 months

@dylanali_ The way it doesn’t even stop at black men either these white and latino men run the same scams an frequently found on Grindr too 😭

0

31

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@sagistarbb Literally my Gemini Sun + Mercury 8H is just eye rolling like you could never be me!

1

0

31

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@sagistarbb People need to learn to be more mercurial like gossip is just a fun pastime it doesn’t run my life

0

1

30

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

6 months

@girlofswords They’re bored with their micro identity

0

28

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

5 months

You seem like the type of person she’s talking about

rea ୭

@yaoisex_69

5 months

Ok I'll bite. If your sense of self is so fragile that this shakes you, you are an NPC. This girl is saying a bunch of nothing with that annoying ass tone and expression and you people are eating it up like gospel. Being gagged by this just tells me you have no self-respect sorry

215

2K

31K

2

29

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

3 months

@m8ss3ducti0n Balding cross dresser 😭

1

0

31

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

Exactly! Some of the girls have a few good ballads or love songs or whatever but Miss Swift alchemises experiences that are personal and universal at the same time and most importantly she does it consistently.

1

4

28

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

@supermoongirl9 Scorpio risings with the Leo 10H especially

2

0

29

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@shawtyastrology Cancer 9H…I do not even know where to begin interpreting that one 💀

1

0

29

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

3 months

@sagistarbb Weed culture is inherently selfish because why does everyone else have to smell your shit when it’s not even a pleasant smell like have some decorum

5

1

27

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@supermoongirl9 It’s my favourite thing about my Cancer piece of trade he always moans and affirms what I’m doing is good

0

28

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@sagistarbb I can never scream on purpose :(

1

0

28

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@shawtyastrology Pisces in 5th…will I finally find a man 😭

2

0

27

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

10 months

@itto_inho Screaming crying throwing up

0

1

25

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@Riddler_Khu How can you get annoyed when people misinterpret your stuff when you make a point in making them difficult to understand lol. Just say it with chest bebs and stop the bs

3

0

26

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 month

@mattspx Lol she doesn’t like her because of the obnoxious way she was acting at the met gala and she didn’t even name her directly but people figured it out.

3

0

27

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@sagistarbb My friends know too much about my life and my family don’t know anything about me that isn’t surface level 😐

0

27

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

2 years

@sagistarbb No wonder Andrew is scared of getting into it with that Amelia girl they have Sun Moon synastry in his 12H I believe. He knows his astrology as well

2

1

27

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

7 months

@sagistarbb Also everyone focusing on that monologue when it was just a plot device with a message. The real oh wow moment was the montage at the end when she decides she wants to become a human woman despite the hardships of womanhood

0

26

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

6 months

@supermoongirl9 And that’s why giving head exalts in Mercury Gemini

0

25

Yuck

@pretendalleyway

1 year

Sissy twink Fumbled the bag