Most annoying factions of this fandom, in no particular order:
1) Gaylors
2) Tayvis Wine Moms
3) "Chiefties" 🤮
4) Anyone using the words "taydaughters" or "tayhappiness", etc.
5) Chart-obsessed weirdos
Swifties like: BuT MaTtY gHoStEd HeR😭
We know Matty didn’t handle it well.
We also know Swifties were 100% responsible for creating an untenable situation that Matty didn’t handle well. You’re not absolved of your contribution to the situation. BDILH exists for a reason.
@augustaftergl0w
I don’t find gaylors annoying because they speculate on Taylor’s sexuality. I find them annoying that they constantly accuse her of queer-baiting and/or lying about who she really is (supposedly). Why do you stan someone you think is so ashamed to be like you that she hides it?
@jontaffer
Yeah, because we're still in the middle of a pandemic and people can stuff their faces with Buffalo wings at their houses and keep their germs to themselves. It's free to watch the Super Bowl at your house.
@shayvswift
I invite everyone who wants to shit all over Joe to listen to “happiness” to hear Taylor’s thoughts on complicated breakups between two imperfect people and then reevaluate whether or not she’d want you to say those things about him ✌🏻
@IMN0TALLT00WELL
She’s saying she went temporarily insane because of the fans behavior. They are the ones who “restricted” her humanity and caused her to feel “caged”. This is another admonition of the fans as well as of the person who couldn’t handle the heat when the fans did what they did.
@KSVesq
TLDR: man of middling competence on a good day makes woman subject matter expert waste valuable work hours proving she is actually a subject matter expert.
@glorstruggles
If Sabrina no longer wants her tix to Munich N1, I will take them off her hands. Why would she go see someone who she thinks is basically a rape apologist. 🙄
Yes, it must have been so hard for BrItTaNy MaHoMeS to welcome THE Taylor Swift into her life.
May we all find the inner strength to befriend the most-famous woman in the world who happens to also be an amazing person.
Brittany really out here taking one for the team. 🙄
@Sassygalshops
@mcustozzo
Yikes. I’m not sure this is the take if you’re looking to be with someone long-term. If you can’t experience joy PURELY because of your partner’s joy, life is going to be long and lonely.
@lizb321
I bought tix for me (huge OG fan) and my two sisters who are casual at best because it’s my birthday and a fun way to spend time with them exposing them to something that means to much to me. And they are so excited to go!You must be big mad about that. Get over yourself.
@pjbaxi86
@historyrock_
Taylor Swift sings live. This can easily be fact-checked on one of the five gazillion videos of her messing up and making fun of herself, or stopping the show to yell at a security guard, etc.
@KSVesq
I just had a guy go to my boss's boss because he didn't like an answer I gave him, made me spend 2.5 days putting a brief together to back up what I said was correct only to have my boss's boss tell the guy to do what I told him to do to begin with. 🤷🏼♀️
@jessi_brooke
@my_old_scarf
I’m sure people still will. Basic comprehension is out the window these days. People forget Midnights was a concept album all the time.
@iwanttokillhim
@sethutation
Yes, she did speak up about those issues and look at that! They’ve all been magically fixed and are perfect now. Taylor must be a wizard! 🙄
@DLMarble
@beboobfa
I'm trying to put myself in your shoes and imagine what it must be like for these kinds of jokes to be my entire sense of humor and it's just really depressing, honestly.
@everlikeme
@PopBase
Matty uses his platform to speak out against oppressive anti-homosexual laws while performing in Malaysia and you sit on your mom's couch tweeting the dumbest takes imaginable.
@Hugooliverw
So Long, London because it’s a very accurate depiction of how it feels to be in a relationship with someone with chronic depression. It’s soul-sucking and awful and I lived it.
“My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys” original lyrics:
“Oh here we go again the voices in his head
Ring out louder than our midnight sighs”
“He was my best friend and that was the worst part”
Buy:
I personally find it vaguely charming that the gaylors are just now finding out that all cishet 21 yr old men are morons with diagnosable diarrhea of the mouth. Travis Kelce’s tweets are so familiar to those of us who love straight men.
It makes me laugh how much they want this song so badly and it's EASILY one of the worst songs on the album. A disjointed mess. Take it, Tayvis'ers. Have a great day.
the alchemy paternity test discourse is so funny to me like don’t yall remember how this girl got on stage and said “do you know it’s the 87 show today?” and start playing it? who would it be about😭
@klosslorgay
None of us are homophobic, honey. We love queer people and want them to be able to live their experiences. Not the experiences YOU push on them.
I’m sorry, but if you’re still out here calling Matty a racist despite the overwhelming facts and evidence to the contrary, I’m unfollowing you. You’re just like a Trumper who continues to believe things that aren’t true because you need them to fit the narrative in your head.
@mouseabolition
SHE came for HIM. He said Millenials look good for their age, did not “turn it around on the next generation” and then SHE was condescending and rude for likes. Did you even watch the video. I’m sincerely asking. This take is so bad and it keeps getting worse.
If Taylor wrote a song calling me a “judgmental creep” and a “saboteur”, I wouldn’t be on here bragging about it. But, when you don’t use your eyes, ears, or brain, I guess you can’t really feel embarrassment when you should.
Must be nice to go through life so oblivious.
Sorry, did you mean the open letter from fans asking her to refrain from having a public relationship with a bigot because that’s directly offensive towards *A LOT* of her fans?
If so, yeah, I was there. Proudly. Forever will be.
Tayvis stans going nuts on the TL bc
of the surprise songs saying “omg, he healed her” when she was “broken” to begin with because of THEM meddling in her last relationship and ruining it. The gd irony. I’d love for them and the gaylors to have an all out brawl to the d*ath.
@Jennarationex73
There’s real activism and then there’s the performative activism that people do on this app to make themselves look better than others. Not one Gazan was helped or hurt yesterday by anyone watching Disney+ last night, and if you think otherwise, I don’t know what to tell you.
@babylonlips
He “changed his mind” because Swifties viciously spread rumors about him being a N
@zi
and a r
@cist
and basically lost their goddamned minds so much that they sent death threats to his family. Y’all may want to revise history but we don’t forget.
@liasivygrows
Speak for yourself. I don’t get my news from 14 year old TikTokers, so I didn’t believe the lies being told about Matty. I’m also not a “wine mom” and a “saboteur” like you are, apparently.
Tayvis stans with cooked brains and locals really have ruined this fandom because I just saw a poll rating So High School as a better song than Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus and that's just...no. Not on any planet.
@margotronan
He apologized to Ice Spice and she publicly forgave him and said she loves him.
The Ghetto Gaggers thing has been debunked over and over, most recently by the woman said to have walked in on Matty. Matty didn’t even make the joke.
Hope this helps.
@TSquared413
Wait, some of us Swifties love Matty and the box band and hated what went down earlier this year. We were in the trenches fighting for our lives against grouchy gaylors and teenagers who only get their news from TikTok!
@mhairiforrest
My Assemblies of God youth pastor parroted most of the “courting” language and nearly all of the sh*t about girls not causing guys to stumble with our clothing, etc. Gothard was never mentioned. It was just pervasive throughout Evangelical circles.
@carolinalor_
If she’s nervous, it’s because she was being told by her team that taking a “political” stance by being inclusive would alienate her actual homophobic fans and she didn’t care. The rest of us hate g
@ylors
because you’re annoying - not because you’re gay. Don’t confuse it.
@presumptiveflow
@augustaftrdark
Lol, you guys do know both SHS and The Alchemy are very early stage songs? The next album is obviously going to heavily utilize feelings of TnT