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alex

@kissontheporch

2 months

eras tay by me :3

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@kissontheporch

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This sounds like a bad ad for BetterHelp

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I just heard God.

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11 months

me at work when I send a message saying "perf"

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alex

@kissontheporch

5 months

Her curly hair for what it's been through and still curling

taylor swift gifs ❁

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5 months

the curly hair forever

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@kissontheporch

1 year

Tay got people being papped in Missouri

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1 year

Travis Kelce is seen in Kansas City.

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@kissontheporch

6 months

Can barely see the queen cus those gays are in the way. Be mindful of why you were invited to the section

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@DailyRodrigo

6 months

Kaia Gerber is spilling her GUTS at #GUTSWorldTourNewYork Night 4!💜

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@kissontheporch

8 months

Sorry this tweet is going into the history books

alex

@kissontheporch

1 year

And now we find Tay her athlete boyfriend

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@kissontheporch

11 months

Meanwhile Joe Alwyn was in the tent standing like Medusa froze him

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alex

@kissontheporch

9 months

SHUT UP ABOUT THAT DAMN BOOK

juridico tortured poets

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Evelyn Hugo?

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@kissontheporch

5 months

This is kind of the best song ever

Now That We Don't Talk (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)

Taylor Swift · 1989 (Taylor's Version) · Song · 2023

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alex

@kissontheporch

5 months

By 34 counts he almost drowned when he was 77 in frigid water

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alex

@kissontheporch

6 months

Bitches don't rob like they used to 🤦‍♀️

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@agoraswift

6 months

CAN FRIDAY COME FASTERREEKEIEORIDUCU

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@kissontheporch

7 months

And then it was bought by me

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alex

@kissontheporch

1 year

you can't tell me this isn't cute... he got grown ass men partaking in this

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@tearsoftaylor

1 year

Há umas semanas, o Travis Kelce fez friendship bracelets (que ele aprendeu por causa da the eras tour e ele fala no vídeo) e trocou com os colegas de time.

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@kissontheporch

1 year

just found a gem on my old phone I've been laughing for ten minutes

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@kissontheporch

1 year

Taypraise skyrocketing just before 1989 those sales are gonna gag everyone to the sun moon and stars it's genuinely Christmas for me

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@PopBase

1 year

Taylor Swift out in New York after the VMAs.

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alex

@kissontheporch

3 months

That man isn't her child she fostered him for one night

dad stealer 😈

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3 months

taylor’s children are so pretty

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@kissontheporch

3 months

Her nonbinary serve

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@4k_taylorr

3 months

HQ of Taylor Swift for folklore Album Photoshoot

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alex

@kissontheporch

5 months

No she didn't

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@harrietslola

5 months

TAYLOR SWIFT SANG THE WAY I LOVED YOU FOR THEM!

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@kissontheporch

10 months

That loser earlier today: Oh this is the first new years where they're strangers :( Meanwhile Tay

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@PopBase

10 months

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce ringing in the new year with a kiss.

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@kissontheporch

5 months

Travis needs to put a Tay deep cut in his pocket for these interviews. Stir it up a little and say he loves Epiphany or something

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alex

@kissontheporch

9 months

Take away Twitter and I would have had a similar response I'm so sorry

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@fiImgal

9 months

what’s oppenheimer

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@kissontheporch

26 days

@MITSKlSUS everyone everyone everyone everyone

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@kissontheporch

26 days

Something really really really bad is going to happen to you

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@cowboylikemeel

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kloss taught her very well

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@kissontheporch

4 months

The hell would she ever do this for

vik ⸆⸉ • miami n1

@vinylswift89

4 months

@taylorswift13 HEAR ME OUT the eras tour: college stadiums 2025? with 13% discount for students of the college? 👀

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@kissontheporch

5 months

This Tove Lo shoutout

Taylor Swift Updates 🩶

@swifferupdates

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🏟️| @taylorswift13 during the “betty” speech tonight: "Let's be real, the folklore cabin always looked like it belonged in Sweden. I just always imagined myself living in a cabin in the woods somewhere in Sweden, where the best pop music comes from!" #StockholmTSTheErasTour

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@kissontheporch

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@kissontheporch

5 months

Me if she ever performs How Did It End

The Eras Tour

@tswifterastour

5 months

Someone throw that piano away

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@kissontheporch

5 months

Fresh out the slammer I know who my first call will be to

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alex

@kissontheporch

8 months

Thanking the queen for everything as he should. You've earned another promotion

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@NFL

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. @tkelce and @taylorswift13 postgame is everything. ❤️ Full @insideTheNFL Mic'd Up coverage tonight 8/7c on @TheCW

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alex

@kissontheporch

6 months

Sorry circling back to So High School. I have genuinely dreamt of the day I got a song with that sound from her. Like it's genuine gasps I feel big and greedy I wish it was 10 minutes long

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@kissontheporch

6 months

Even the dog was gagged

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@kissontheporch

9 months

it's about to get uglier than Bryanlicious...

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@kissontheporch

7 years

camila writing NBTS down on that tracklist paper

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@kissontheporch

1 year

I have tears in my eyes

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@kissontheporch

8 months

Swifties: WE LOVE TAY Tay triers: Tay sucks and I'll continue to talk about it NatalieMa828292892: ░M░Y░ ░N░U░D░E░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

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@kissontheporch

2 months

Me watching the music video

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@kissontheporch

6 months

Conan and Joe Locke vs Kaia Godber

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alex

@kissontheporch

7 years

they're over here giggling like school children over Camila getting cropped out of a picture while Camila shuts down any indication that she has bad feelings towards them anytime they're brought up... immaturity vs maturity at its finest

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@kissontheporch

9 months

everythings funny once the drinks hit... thats why shes my sister

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alex

@kissontheporch

1 year

Tay you fuck up anything on 1989 and there will be problems

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alex

@kissontheporch

6 months

The goddamn queen

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alex

@kissontheporch

11 months

the rise of deuxmoi popularizing the consumption of blind items is something she'll pay for in hell. this account has somehow convinced people that everything is fact and gained a following off of exploiting trauma / spreading lies / violating personal information

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@scnsualpolitics

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okay so i kinda understand why tree needed to say that. the next story in deuxmoi is another miscarriage rumor which she also spread last time and insited during bigger than the whole sky release. YES TREE GET DEUXMOI!!!

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@kissontheporch

4 months

She's 100x more attractive than him btw

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@littlellfreak

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“paul mescal on a date with gracie abrams in london”

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@kissontheporch

3 years

one thing about me I'm defending these girls from non-harmos cus you just don't understand if you weren't there. they did so much with $3 and a dream and the new girls will respect them 💁‍♀️

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@kissontheporch

11 months

undiagnosed mental illness

adre⸆⸉

@itstaytaylors

1 year

what's the closest thing that you and taylor have in common???

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@kissontheporch

6 months

Music journalism is using twitter euphemisms in a review we should actually open up those college journalism departments

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*this* is music journalism

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@kissontheporch

7 years

At the end of Into It’s chorus, Camila reiterates herself and says “I mean, if you’re into it, I’m into it” implying the other person must give consent before she does anything with them. Camila Cabello is educating the youth.

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alex

@kissontheporch

2 months

If you knock on her head it's definitely hollow

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@StevenGuajardo

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Brittany Mahomes going full on Trumper is not something I thought I’d see but here we are lol

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@kissontheporch

1 year

Not sure I have another week in me.

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And now we find Tay her athlete boyfriend

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@kissontheporch

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Lights camera bitch smile even when you wanna die

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alex

@kissontheporch

8 months

Leftist Twitter's favorite boy but he's actually just a whole ass conservative creep who uses his aviation interest as a ploy lol. He went and mass unliked tweets but still has ones up liking Nick Sortor and shit about border control. So no none of this is about the environment

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@satoraurgojo

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The way this is genuinely horrifying and she needs to do more than just cease and desist

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@kissontheporch

6 months

Wtf is this animation foshaodjsosnowjsojdjd

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@taylornation13

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If entry into THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is what you seek, step out of the Midnights room and enjoy a peek.🚪 Add another board meeting to your #TTPDTimetable on Friday at 8pm ET for a music video premiere!

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@kissontheporch

1 year

And now we find Tay her athlete boyfriend

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@kissontheporch

5 months

Idk why Chappell Roan's fans have to be so irritating about her success and I'm just a casual listener but if I was a huge fan I'd just be happy seeing her get bigger and seeing fun lesbian pop music gain a wider listening base

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@kissontheporch

5 months

No, some people are still minors.

Ariel✨#RenewTheAcolyte

@cursedhat

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you do realize every person on earth is a former minor right?

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alex

@kissontheporch

6 years

sent her my love... and she caught it

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@kissontheporch

1 year

I could be under the stage in a cell and still be happy Tay is prancing around 6 ft above me

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@metaangelI

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this is actually evil

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@kissontheporch

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@tomqimn Her fans are under psychosis trying to convince themselves that there's something good associated with this album when there just isn't

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@kissontheporch

4 years

TAYLOR 😭😭😭 TAYLOR WATCH OUT

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@kissontheporch

4 years

when Camila tweeted a link to buy bo$$ and it went to a camren smut tumblr account

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@getawaychaelisa

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what’s a fifth harmony moment that doesn’t feel real

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@kissontheporch

2 months

Taylor's freaking daughter help me breathe

Sabrina Carpenter

@SabrinaAnnLynn

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surprise💋 Short n’ Sweet the Digital album w/ bonus track ‘Needless to Say’ is available now for 24 hrs only!

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@kissontheporch

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I just met Camila and told her about my tweet to me and she was like “I DO want a big fat hug from you” and we had the longest and sweetest hug where she was rubbing my back oh my god I don’t love anyone more than her

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@kissontheporch

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Tay fortnight acceptance speech

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@kissontheporch

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I'm legit crying at this

Variety

@Variety

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Donna Kelce reveals the advice she gave Travis ahead of his acting debut in #Grotesquerie : “Sometimes parents want to fix things for their kids...But sometimes it’s better to just let them fail. You learn the most from things you don’t do well. Hopefully, if this is something he

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@kissontheporch

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This genre of Tayvoice...

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@kissontheporch

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@liIbitofpoison wait ur right LMFAOOO that song is catchy as hell

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@kissontheporch

1 year

I feel like this is an essential read for anyone who wants to understand why her music resonates with people because holy fuck. Music is the biggest vessel of hope and healing

Listening to Taylor Swift in Prison

Her music makes me feel that I’m still part of the world I left behind.

www.newyorker.com

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@kissontheporch

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Be apart of the love club everything will glow for you

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@kissontheporch

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Transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison

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@kissontheporch

2 months

Wow it's so crazy that people listen to various genres of music. This tweet is so insightful Rina thanks so much

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@rinasceraa

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i think it’s crazy how someone who has heard mazzy star and fiona apple still continues to listen to taylor swift… you’re not really listening are you

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@kissontheporch

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CAMILA CABELLO IS 2X GRAMMY NOMINATED IN HER DEBUT ERA

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@kissontheporch

1 year

@cowboylikekram Goodbye... Bitches i just.

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alex

@kissontheporch

6 years

guys im literally so emo right now. I watched the arena fill and watched the lights go up and watched how certain people's faces would light up at specific songs ahhh ive supporting Camila for more than four years now and my heart is completely full from tonight

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@kissontheporch

6 months

It grew like a rash I don't even know

Fortnight (feat. Post Malone)

Taylor Swift, Post Malone · THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT: THE ANTHOLOGY · Song · 2024

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alex

@kissontheporch

5 months

What if he's written "Google Drive" on my upper thigh only in my mind 🧚🏼

TaylorMerchWhispererBot

@swiftpitch_py

5 months

New Product Added: The Tortured Poets Department CD + Bonus Track "Guilty as Sin? (Acoustic Version)" - Price: 7.99 tB

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@kissontheporch

7 years

look what MGK just posted on his insta, bad things is literally iconic the crowd loves it

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@kissontheporch

8 months

@NickBel0ved 😭😭 like whoa he did his research

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@kissontheporch

8 months

One whiff of that towel has to smell like noxious gas so that's real love...

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@kissontheporch

4 months

Kinda think this pride month we should rebrand to LBT community

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she better be careful bc I think Charli actually would punch her

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@kissontheporch

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Hitting play at 2 PM in the office on April 17th >

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@cowboylikezain

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nothing compares to the feeling of waking up at 7 am on april 19 and listening to this intro for the very first time

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@kissontheporch

6 months

You're not dylan thomas I'm not patti smith

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alex

@kissontheporch

1 year

this is one of those tweets where it makes me realize some swifties just keep trying to prove how much "better" they are than the people in the eras crowd (bc people think the show is full of "locals" and non taylor fans) when this is literally in the song like huh