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also known as Ben Smith | slightly hyperbolical, but basically serious

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This is unironically how you sell high speed public transit in the South
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Saturdays down south would change forever.
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RIP Dianne. You will always be a legend for this. Student: “We voted for you” Feinstein: “How old are you?” Student: “16” Feinstein: “Well then you didn’t vote for me”
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This was a Top 10 moment in American history. Student: “We voted for you” Feinstein: “How old are you?” Student: “16” Feinstein: “Well then you didn’t vote for me”
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@proetrie I don’t think he’s looking for a girlfriend
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guys, hear me out
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This is the speech Richard Nixon would have given had the moon landing failed. The last line is really something.
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BREAKING: newly crowned King Charles III has ordered the army to arrest Parliament and “dispense of it” so that he can begin his personal rule
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DC if we didn’t have height limits
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i hate halloween in dc, what do you mean you're House Clerk Susan
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Canada has once again shown itself to be incompetent and incapable of governing itself. There’s only one solution and its time has come.
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The Weather Channel
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More than 200 wildfires are currently burning in Canada 🔥
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if you’re sneaking vodka into the Barbie movie, i’m sorry, but you have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol and should consider rehab
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ryan
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This Barbie snuck vodka into the theater 🤭
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@mattxiv I can’t wait for this scene in the Barbie movie
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This video was posted on YouTube 1 day ago. It was created by AI. Midnight has come.
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@nprpolitics NPR: “We support free speech and honest journalism” Also NPR: *leaves Twitter when it starts to support free speech and honestly labels NPR as state affiliated media*
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TikTok’s like this are fascinating: - the monotone voice - the LARPing of a “perfect date” - the corporate jargon used to end things This is why so many people in big cities are single. Be normal for 5 minutes
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@PopBase they’re standing with the Queen
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All hail the Queen of the long game
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Greetings from the hospital, frens 🌞 For those of you who know me irl, you know the story, but for those of you who don’t… Like a poorly made toy from China, I came out defected. I had something called Esophageal Atresia. In short this meant my stomach and esophagus weren’t
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Shreveport Louisiana is absolutely stunning this time of year
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@HanniPunished “Have I met them?”
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🚨BREAKING🚨: Joy Reid feeling “very nervous”
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@bklynb4by I’m so glad I’m not the only one who remembers them. They were serving mother before anyone else on YouTube
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“in THIS HOUSE Ronald Reagan is a HERO”
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Tara Palmeri
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Italian men in N.J. are more Republican, new FDU poll shows
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🚨BREAKING🚨— Today is my last day with the @DailyCaller . On Monday, I’ll be joining the @NRCC as Rapid Response Director. I’m so grateful for my time at the Caller, and I’m excited about this new opportunity. Looking forward to working with this great team!
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thomas
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A haunted house but it’s filled with guys asking what do you do for work
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Truly an historic night for Louisiana. Jeff Landry is at 51% with 42% of the vote in. After 8 years of a Dem governor, their chosen pick, Shawn Wilson may not even force a runoff. Massive win for Louisiana Republicans. #lagov #lalege
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White Boy Summer has commenced
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Lucius
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White Boy Summer has commenced
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Alright, this is actually fucking tragic. That poor kid.
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Pop Base
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Aunt of the 19-year-old passenger on the Titan submersible says he was ‘terrified’ before the trip to the Titanic but went to please his dad because the trip fell over Father’s Day weekend.
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@OhItsRyan Valid, tbh
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alright. the barbie movie marketing is getting out of hand
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Karine is gaslighting America. I have been openly gay my entire political life: ➡️ When I was elected president of the LSU CRs. ➡️ When I was elected chairman of the Louisiana CRs. ➡️ When I was named communications & political director of the @LAGOP ➡️ When I was a policy
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Daily Caller
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JEAN-PIERRE: "LBGTQI+ Community continues to face relentless attacks from...Republicans across the country. From books bans to 'Don't Say Gay' laws, MAGA Extremists want to roll back the visibility and progress we fought so hard to achieve." More unifying rhetoric from the
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If I have to wear a suit to meet a Senator, Fetterman should have to wear a suit to be a Senator
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Andrew Solender
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Sen. John Fetterman wearing one of his signature hoodies to Senate votes today:
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they’ll never know how good we had it 😔
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Thank you friends for all of your prayers. Elizabertha passed early this morning, surrounded by her 5 children. She’s with Evangeline now. Last year, before I moved to DC, I wrote an essay about her & what she will always mean to me. Read it here:
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Last week my great grandmother had a bad fall. She’s been in the hospital since. We just got an update that tomorrow they’ll be taking her off her medications and focus on keeping her “comfortable”. Some prayers would be appreciated, friends.
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sorry to disappoint to the haters, but we made 🙌
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literally every british person before 25 and after 25
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@computer_gay i give it 2 minutes until someone starts using this as a profile picture on grindr
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it’s finally sunny in DC 🌞
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She’s back.
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NewsWire
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HILARY EXPECTED TO BECOME A HURRICANE TOMORROW: NHC
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We buried Granny today. Her 5 children, 14 grandchildren, and 32 great-grandchildren were present. Together we celebrated a full Mass dedicated to her life. Her life’s work was building and nourishing our family. It is this family that will remain and keep her memory alive.
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My mom just sent me this picture. Gonna miss her. When I facetimed her the night before she passed, she asked me if I had a girlfriend yet and told my uncle that “when you visit people in the hospital, you’re not supposed to stay for long” Cutting jokes up to the end ❤️
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just got called the clark kent of twinks
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Actually, I’m a thin twink 😘 But glad to see fatphobia is alive and well amongst Democrats
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convinced that nothing did more to turn american men gay than all those early-2000s Abercrombie & Fitch ads
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Italy really outdid itself w him
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This could be the passenger rail system in Louisiana but y’all playin’
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@con_national I would go to prison actually
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@julesgmanresa No like I need a full seminar that breaks down every element of this painting, what it symbolizes, and what story it’s telling
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There is no city in the world quite like New Orleans. No state quite like Louisiana. If you’ve never loved her, I pity you
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@crowndefensx A Brit hasn’t bodied this many Irish people since the famine
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Last week my great grandmother had a bad fall. She’s been in the hospital since. We just got an update that tomorrow they’ll be taking her off her medications and focus on keeping her “comfortable”. Some prayers would be appreciated, friends.
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love that the Lt. Gov of Louisiana hosted an event and the official instagram post about it was him posing with the buffet
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bestie…i have some bad news 💅
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zaynah
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which one of them is willing to be my future husband?
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Happy National Coming Out Day! From hating myself to being out & about at NYC Pride…there have definitely been ups and downs. But, I couldn’t be more grateful for the friends I’ve made on my journey and the person they’ve helped me become. It gets so good, y’all ❤️
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It’s genuinely disgusting the (illegal) lengths extreme House Dems are will to go so they shut the government down.
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Olivia Beavers
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NEWS: Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) was caught on camera pulling the Cannon fire alarm ahead of this motion to adjourn vote as Dems tried to delay the CR vote, multiple sources tell me. We have reached out to him for comment - we haven't viewed footage ourselves.
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new york is literally so aesthetic in the summertime👌🔥
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Truly a shame the Battery Park Obelisk was never built. It would’ve been an 800ft tall memorial to WWI. Robert Moses killed it.
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another day of owning the libs ✅
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Just yesterday, I was walking in downtown DC when a homeless person confronted me on the street and proceeded to follow me for several blocks, begging for $80 and threatening me if I didn’t give it to him. At first, I tried to brush him away and said I didn’t have my wallet on
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update: i’m on the mend. gonna take a lot more than that to keep me down. so, gutten nacht from the hospital. thank you for the prayers and support. love you all 🫶
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Florida built a high speed train to Orlando and Miami in like 4 years. Meanwhile, its taken California almost 20 years to not even start constructing a train from LA to Fresno.
IT’S HAPPENING
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@ppv_tahoe @empireenjoyer10 What level of Hell are we living in? Christ protect that poor child.
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POV: you live in the mountain west and have no concept of how convenient and fantastic DCA or LGA are for the people who actually *live* in these cities
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Ray Delahanty | CityNerd
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Free idea: (1) bulldoze these airports and build dense neighborhoods instead; (2) bond the massive new tax revenues from redevelopment to build fast trains and run them every 5 minutes on the northeast corridor
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All of them. Jail. Life sentences. No parole.
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rudy
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HELL no.
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Jesus quite literally wasn’t undocumented and wasn’t an immigrant.
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We just moved in to our new, lovely deep South neighborhood a few weeks ago. While we don’t have time to fully deck the halls this year, I felt it was important to let the neighbors know that we, too, follow Jesus.
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boy breakfast
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good morning. sunday morning. ☀️
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24 years around this sun. So grateful for all of the amazing people in my life, and grateful for the community we’ve built on here. Love you guys ❤️
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President Beb!
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Liberal American elites are the least aesthetic, inelegant, and most utterly tasteless elites to ever exist in the history of western civilization.
@FLOTUS
Jill Biden
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A bit of magic, wonder, and joy brought to you by the talented tappers of Dorrance Dance, performing their playful interpretation of The Nutcracker Suite. Enjoy! 💕
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President Beb!
2 years
I’d like to thank Katie Porter’s team for continuing to put her on the airwaves. Every appearance she makes just causes her to look worse and worse.
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Washington Free Beacon
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Rep. Katie Porter: "Congress absolutely can and should police the Supreme Court."
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working late from home vibes ✨
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A Louisiana Good Friday
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My mom just sent me this picture. Gonna miss her. When I facetimed her the night before she passed, she asked me if I had a girlfriend yet and told my uncle that “when you visit people in the hospital, you’re not supposed to stay for long” Cutting jokes up to the end ❤️
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Thank you friends for all of your prayers. Elizabertha passed early this morning, surrounded by her 5 children. She’s with Evangeline now. Last year, before I moved to DC, I wrote an essay about her & what she will always mean to me. Read it here:
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Until I read this, I didn’t understand Swifties. I get it now. I was wrong. We have no choice but to stan.
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Trung Phan
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Taylor Swift was in talks to sign a $100m sponsorship deal with FTX. But then actually asked “can you tell me that these are not unregistered securities?” and the deal fell through.
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Them: “Pride is an anti-capitalist and anti-militarist protest” Pride:
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Happy Mother’s Day to all the women out there who make human existence literally possible. Back in the 1920s, there was a proposal to build a “Mother’s Memorial” in DC. Motivated by the loss of sons in WW1, and Mothers Day’s growing popularity, the proposal was popular.
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Yes, and?
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someone told me i had a nice tan
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1 year ago VS now ❤️
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she has absolutely no idea what’s going on and i love that for her.
@MinogueCentral
Kylie Central
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🎥 @Andy and Vice President @KamalaHarris dance to “Padam Padam” at Stonewall!
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Since when is Indiana “the South”
@TheDemocrats
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Virginia is the last safe haven for abortion access in the South. On Election Day, let’s keep it that way → .
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a truly great man is one who spends his life planting trees whose shade he will never sit under
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Alec Stapp
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Japan now has the highest fertility rate in its region…
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@river_is_nice This is why Pete lost. He wasn’t camp enough to outweigh the sodomy
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Maryland’s? Flag? Is? Literally? A? Coat? of? Arms? That? Pre-dates? America?
@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
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Mississippi became the last state to remove the Confederate battle flag from its state flag in 2020. However, seven state flags still have design links to the Confederacy and white supremacy. Here they are, ranked from least to most obvious.
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halfway through a bottle of champagne. ask me anything
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*taps the sign*
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@PopCrave
Pop Crave
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Meghan Trainor causes chatter online after discussing her “painful” sex with “big boy” husband Daryl Sabara, revealing that she “can’t walk” after sex: “[It’s] to the point where I’m like, ‘Is it all in?’ and he’s like, ‘Just the tip.’ And I’m like, ‘I can’t do anymore.’ I don’t
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@BEKYREM You: “iM LiTeRaLlY sTrAiGhT” Also You: *posts thirst traps*
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Apologies to everyone. I’m gonna be aggressively Francophile today.
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Love my fans ❤️
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hey, i saw you across the bar and like your vibe
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Theresa May absolutely serving today, per usual
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2 years
I know it doesn’t look like much, but big things happening!
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11 months
Recovering this AM with blueberry muffins & Ken Clarke’s always excellent “Civilization” series. Face is swollen, but that’s a good sign. Yesterday, they also removed my feeding tube. So, for the first time in my entire life, I woke up without a g-tube in my stomach.
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Well folks, that’s a wrap on “Beb! In DC” season 1 🎉 Season 2 premiers this June. You won’t want to miss it!
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pov you stayed at kiki till closing
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friendly reminder, this barbie likes vodka
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Louisiana stays winning
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A pro-Hamas account being homophobic, mean, and antisemitic? Color me shocked
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pov: you just saw the best view of the mississippi river in baton rouge
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Me: *walks into a party* People at the Party: “Holy shit is that President Beb!?”
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This is fire actually. I need this flag
@ichthys30
Sulla
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American flag in the style of Saudi Arabia’s flag
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