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me and bro getting black out drunk in honor of being alive (life maxxing)
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when she finds out that i’m an unemployed substance abuser
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your new life will cost you your old one
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average unemployed substance abuser
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when you’re having a good time and suddenly remember you haven’t made a million dollars this year
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getting violently drunk in a foreign country builds character
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enjoy the little things
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drinking rum by the ocean is the closest thing to heaven you’ll feel on this earth
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how life feels when you remember everything always works out in your favor:
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me and bro defending old fashioneds in a world full of vodka red bulls
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pretty soon, no one will remember you ever even existed. live a little while you still can.
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how it feels to go for a walk without your phone
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me and bro discussing how bright our future is (we are irrationally confident and optimistic)
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your new life will demand the sacrifice of your old one
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pov: i’m out of cigarettes and overhear someone at the bar say they're going out for a smoke
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smoking one million cigs tonight in honor of alain delon
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me explaining to my date that she’s a dumb fucking bitch
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if you aren’t moving forward what the fuck are you even doing
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you need to be raw dogging life more often, go outside. no airpods, no phone, no plan. just some cigarettes and a lighter. see what happens.
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how life feels when the opinions of others are meaningless to you:
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win at all costs and don’t respect fat people
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the natural order of things
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the elites don’t want you to go swimming while drunk, they know of its healing powers
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throw on a pair of shades and a ralph lauren polo, light a cigar and just feel the pull of the weekend.
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White Boy Summer
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stay out in the sun, smoke a pack of reds and have too much to drink. don’t let your life pass you by
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thinking about what a dumb fucking bitch she is
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if you want to be a winner, literally just stop being a loser. here’s a picture of a snow leopard to motivate you.
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Life is pretty easy when you’re handsome (unemployed) and dress well (abuse stimulants)
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cigarettes and coffee nationalism
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How it feels to be the only one at the function with cigs
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"What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate." – DJT
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your life will never be the same once you start judging things based on their aesthetic value
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"how can it be white boy summer in the middle of winter?" my honest reaction:
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normalize guns as accessories
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declare total war on the modern world
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how life feels once you declare total war on failure and weakness:
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don’t be fat, don’t be gay. this is how we win
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winning comes easy when it’s your only option
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most important meal of the day
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how it feels to smoke cigarettes on a friday when you’re a handsome white guy
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locking eyes with a ralph lauren girl in a world full of nike techs
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cigarettes are actually good for you if you’re strong enough
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no political agenda will ever be more important than white boy summer
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life is more beautiful because we know death is promised
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having a drink to celebrate that everything turns out okay in the end
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Taking it easy is an aristocratic trait
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no one in front of me and nothing behind
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who cares about gaza? enough politics, just bask in the sun and feel the power of white boy summer
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life is short. feel something.
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anyone who prefers weed to alcohol is either gay, stupid or both
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smoking cigarettes and being handsome will buy you more joy in life than any paycheck ever will
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don’t just live. be alive.
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win at all costs and don’t respect losers. this is the way.
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“human rights? come on—be serious. there’s no way that’s a real thing”
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don’t let your life pass you by
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everything works out in your favor when you’re handsome and smoke cigarettes
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wearing suits and smoking cigs enhances aura
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smoking boosts testosterone, cognitive function and aesthetic properties. it was revealed to me in a dream
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Average hyperborean girl
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Livin is easy if you’re handsome and smoke cigarettes
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the world was made for the beautiful
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still drinking about her
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life doesn’t pass you by when you’re moving fast—it slips away when you’re standing still
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Life can be pretty easy, just be handsome and enjoy the little things
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When you smoke cigarettes in direct sunlight your life becomes easier
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smoking cigarettes and being handsome is a great way to make friends
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when you drink coffee, dress well, and smoke cigarettes, all your endeavors succeed
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having an indomitable spirit is the greatest advantage you can have in life
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cigarettes and liquor are power for the wise man but weakness for the fool
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life demands action
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born to win
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just be handsome and smoke tobacco. it’s literally that easy
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when you’re handsome and smoke cigarettes, winning becomes inevitable.
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how i look at the waiter when he asks who ordered the triple whisky on rocks
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the white boy summer saga continues
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cigarette? smoked. whiskey? imbibed. victory? claimed. money? made. God? praised. skin? tanned. life? lived.
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wearing suits and smoking cigarettes will open portals you never knew existed
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The era of gay, trend-based fashion is over. The time for classic, vintage style has returned.
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how life feels when you radiate victory and power:
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how life feels when you embrace beauty and reject ugliness
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life only happens to those who understand it
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cigarettes and coffee have done more for me than any politician ever could
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“Good to see you again, anon. The usual?” “Yeah, sweetheart. One triple espresso, please.”
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white boy autumn has commenced
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White Boy Summer has commenced
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I need to buy a boat
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Sometimes you’re just so fucking back, you don’t even remember it used to be over
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everything becomes new again with the rising of the sun
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If I’m gonna die, I’m going to flavor country one last time. *lights cigarette*
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the only thing that's important is where you’re going
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How it feels to not care about politics in 2024
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summer never really ends
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this is what it feels like to begin your day with a cup of coffee and a cigarette, grateful for being chosen by God
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why worry when you can win
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