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America's first president. Inventor of freedom, democracy, electricity, eyeglasses, mail, currency, the English language & applesauce.

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I HATE JOHN ADAMS
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@LauraLoomer @KariLake Kari Lake is a loser. And Rosanne is failure. What kind of people are you hanging out with?
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@BarryOnHere Did you know Blake Bortles is an anagram of Bleak Lobster?
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@latestinspace This is great news as Voyager 2 literally discovered Uranus, Neptune and Pluto. Who knows what other planets are out there to discover!
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Happy 318th Birthday to the inventor of electricity!
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@matt_saunders_ @3YearLetterman @EmmanuelMacron @RishiSunak Gordon, there is a reason the World Championship of football is called the "Super Bowl" and the World Championship of soccer is called the "World Cup". A bowl is much larger than a cup. Bowl > Cup.
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@latestinspace This is not true! It is "super" because the Earth is closest to the sun on August 1st (the middle of summer), so the extra light reflected off the moon makes it look bigger and brighter.
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@GOPJosh20 Is it Oktoberfest? Because this looks like a giant sausage-fest.
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@3YearLetterman @khamenei_ir Not so much of a meme, but an older picture of Kurt Olbermann enjoying his financed waterbed back in the day. @KeithOlbermann
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Happy birthday to David Bowie, the "Rocketman", who would have been 84 today. What is your favorite Bowie song?
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@MAstronomers None, I did.
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I huge congratulations to @profamirattaran for his decisive victory over @KeithOlbermann in the NLIS final last night. It was close, but Lord Maple Leaf prevailed, and Kurt is still paying for his waterbed.
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@realcbattell @3YearLetterman I think yore whole look is the problem.
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Gorgeous day in Allentown, PA today! #visitPA #ParisofPA #billyjoel
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RIP to OJ Simpson. He was the best running back the Bangles ever had and really knew how to rent a car. Was it the vaxx or the eclipse? We will never know.
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Happy 80th birthday to Gerald "Jerry" Seinfeld. He is best known for his role as "Mork" in "Mork & Mindy", and then later starred as an office manager in "The West Wing". He also has a car and sometimes enjoys coffee.
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Sending birthday wishes and greetings to Taylor Swift, who turns 25 today! Her hits include "I Think We're Alone Now" and "I Kissed a Girl (and I Liked it)". Many Happy returns on the day Taylor! We love you!
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@AnIdiotsArray @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Brad, coach has a vintage globe. He knows how the Earth moves.
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What a gorgeous day in Cedar Rapids, Iowa today.
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@Steve_Winterto @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Your maths is wrong, I think you forgot to carry the 2, its 26 Tons (what in the world is a tonne...). See here:
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Happy 86th birthday to Mel Gibson, New Zealand's biggest star!
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@realcbattell @3YearLetterman *Literally. And yore the reason salad bars have sneeze guards, aren't you?
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I'm absolutely devastated!
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@3YearLetterman @FINALLEVEL @MarthaStewart @icespicee_ That sucks because his wife, Mrs. T, literally invented Pierogies.
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@vancouverboomer Bart, such foul language you've manage to pound out on the alphabet bar.
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@3YearLetterman @JoJoFromJerz @NickAdamsinUSA Joan, Coach is right, he is a 1% with a 24 disc CD changer in his company car. Don't be mad that you have to one by one manually insert your Nickleback discs every time you want to hear a different one.
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@3YearLetterman The only reason it is a state in the first place is because we lost a bet to Spain. I told Jefferson to stop drinking that night, but noooooo........
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@NMStateSignGuys Sigfried, Coach has a gently used set of encyclopedias, he knows what he is talking about.
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@tylerw2405 @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Sparkles, just because you have to individually load each one of your Nickleback CDs when you want to listen to a new one because you don't have a 24 disc changer is no reason to be rude. I feel your frustration, but jealousy is a bad outfit on anyone.
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A big Happy Birthday to Led Zeppelin today! One of the most iconic voices in rock, Led is 87 years young today, and he still has it. "Back in the Saddle", IMHO, his is best song, what is yores? #ledzeppelin
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@ShedBackwards Greg Brady, stand back for heaven's sake.
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Happy Birthday to Larry David. He created such sitcoms as "Benson" and "Lavern and her girlfriend Shirly". He also starred in all 5 of the "Back to the Future" Movies, including the one set in 1989 New York.
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A beautiful pic of Dubuque, Iowa take this afternoon.
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Wow, so sad. I thought we were going to be good friënds too. I don't even know what I said.
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RIP to Aerosmith (17970-2024), who have to break up because Steve lost his voice. What is yore favorite Aerosmith song? Mine is "It's Only Rock and Roll (and I like it)" or "Band on the Run. We sill love you Steve!
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It was 1970 when a spark of inspiration became Aerosmith. Thanks to you, our Blue Army, that spark caught flame and has been burning for over five decades. Some of you have been with us since the beginning and all of you are the reason we made rock ‘n’ roll history. It has been
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@EricAsmus Terrence,
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@hamcarless President Franklin was also, along with Thomas Jefferson, a founding member of "Jefferson Airplane".
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@CitySlickerlol The only one losing here is you waiting for a table at Beef O' Brady's.
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@Giffytube101 Mensa, "Joe Pesci" is literally Italian for "Robert DiNero", go back to the shallow end of the pool.
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@RWTrollPatrol Sounds like someone ran out of ink for their ink jet printer while printing their emails. Captian McGoogle,
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Why isn't anyone thinking of Jodie Foster?
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@RickeyLayman @3YearLetterman @GuyFieri @PaulaAbdul Spencer, Coach has a gently used set of Encylopedias, he know a lot about a lot.
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@truemikehunt The World's most powerful A.I. agrees with Coach.
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@3YearLetterman @VernonMaxwell11 @RepMaxineWaters It really is astounding how much they look a like, almost like identical twins.
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@v1ncentarians Vincent, you just told the whole world that you print your emails on an ink jet printer.
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@MAstronomers That is Mars, Venus is completely made of water, it is a giant ocean.
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@CSP_OFFICIAL_YT @3YearLetterman @smashbaals Then why is the Bible in English?
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@Bubblebathgirl @LauraLoomer Look, I get you have wert dreams about tender moments with Trump under the covers, but he still isn't going to date you.
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@BECommander11 @3YearLetterman @ACTBrigitte Yes I was, stop spewing lies! Traitor!
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@PaytonGlen "Oklahoma" is Lakota for "toilet".
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This is the pen I used when I wrote the Gettysburg address 9 score and 23 years ago.
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A little known true fact. Before i became president, right after I invented indoor plumbing (which the English tried to steal), I started a plumbing business. Within 2 years I had over 6,000 independent contractors working for me. #plumbing #America
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Beautiful day in Ocean City, New Jersey, today!
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@3YearLetterman Nancy Mace. She was great in the Facts of Life, but as a Senator, not so much.
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There is so much misinformation about Neptune on the platform, I need to set the record straight.
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@matt_saunders_ @3YearLetterman @EmmanuelMacron @RishiSunak They play games in England and Europe, it is a World event and draws billions of viewers. I just heard this year's World Cup is the most watched ever with almost 1.5 million viewers, a lot less than the American Football World Championship. Coach is right.
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@mny_mrk @3YearLetterman @victoriabeckham @MCHammer MC Hammer, you went one decimal place too far, it is 10.3 Billion that watch the super bowl, and 4 million that watched the world cup. Bowls are larger than cups, so it makes perfect sense.
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@OnlyaTestofthe1 @3YearLetterman @KenPaxtonTX Emil, it is the 20th century, we don't use the "R" word anymore.
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@perrytsmith1 Spencer, I just checked with the world's most powerful A.I., on the world's most powerful computer, and this is what it told me:
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The folks trying to flex their smarts by saying I wasn't president is tiring. Schooling these Mensa wannabe, Franklin deniers, is a full time job.
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Wow, I certainly didn't this coming.
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@3YearLetterman He definitely orders his steak well done and then smothers it with off brand ketchup.
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@JimmyBucketzzzz @3YearLetterman @MrBeast Buckethead, just because you don't have a hand crafted, hand made leather cell phone holster emblazoned with your initials made by the finest craftsmen in Pigeon Forge doesn't mean you should take it out on coach. Jealousy is an ugly color, sport.
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@ExPakistan @TheGlobal_Index Pakistan didn't create the mountain, it is just there. Also yore music sucks, nothing out of Pakistan could match @Whitesnake
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@tom_hutchcraft Token, just because you have to individually eject/insert each Nickelback cd when you want to listen to a different one is no reason it take it out on coach just because he has a 24 disc changer in his car.
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Absolutely terrible news. The great Dr. T blocked me!
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@DeionSanders Coach, not to be "that guy", but that is kind of a sad looking breakfast. Where is the sausage and hash browns?
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@3YearLetterman @snailmusic Thank you coach, this has bothered me for a long time.
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@BengalsOrDie1 @tylerw2405 @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Henry, coach owns a lightly used set of encyclopedias (and a vintage globe), he knows what he is talking about, he's not some random clown.
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One of DaVinci's most bad ass paintings, the "Iced Mona T" @FINALLEVEL
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@3YearLetterman @littlecaesars @Cristiano I think those numbers are off, prolly forgot to carry the 2, it is more like 3.3 billion will be tuning into the Super Bowl.
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@KISH_KISH_KISH_ Yes he was.
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