Prakriti Khanal @prakritikhanal_ Twitter profile

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3 months

What is it with overcharging for water at Kathmandu restaurants? पानी हो यार्, something you should be serving for free. And you go ahead and charge Rs. 50-100 (मनलाग्दी) for a bottle of water! बेच्ने नै भए at least have the decency to sell water in MRP, you fancy ass places!

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11 months

My bro and I are 25 today. The celebration was as mid and wholesome as the number itself. Both he and I are transitioning to the next stage of our lives with tough decisions ahead, one of them being the possibility of having to celebrate future birthdays w/o each other. 1/2

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25 days

Men are so attractive, gosh.

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5 months

In an underwhelming update, I cleared my BARs. I had exactly 7 people outside of my friends and family to share the news with... so that was something. 😆 Gosh, so underwhelming.

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Prakriti Khanal

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1 year

Because nobody cares!

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2 years

The little girl dancing on 'Sami Sami' was peak awesome and adorable! But making her dance again and again for News TV and media.. I don't know. Doesn't that take away from her innocence and candour? Can't an adorable kid moment be just that?

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2 months

A humble plea to two and four wheeler owners- Monsoon is tricky on both, the riders and pedestrians alike. Please be patient. Please be mindful of those walking around you. लुगा र mood दुईटै बिग्रने गरी सवारी साधन नहाँकिदिनुहोला।

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4 months

Lenin said, "There are decades where nothing happens; and there are weeks where decades happen." I have come out of these past few weeks as a stranger, on my own accord. I still don't know, but it's getting harder to say it out loud. I feel like I am supposed to know by now.

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Prakriti Khanal

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11 months

I shared many big & little conversations today, but the one w Baba made me tear up. The dialogue was about not having achieved anything significant by 25... to which he replied, "I was 31 when I was doing what you are doing now. You're right on time, betu." 2/2 ~ 25 & on time

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2 years

Rabi Lamichhane got his candidacy, won the elections and went on to become the DPM and HOME MINISTER of our state, and he didn't even have a (valid) citizenship to begin with. Someone had to file a writ petition to follow it up! That's the kind of system we have in place!

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11 months

something has to die first; either the love or the lover

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Prakriti Khanal

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3 months

I am 🤏🏻 away from deleting my LinkedIn profile. I can't anymore.

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2 years

@malicknoir @DannyDrinksWine Oof! The ending! 💔

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6 months

I don't remember being this tired after BAR. I hate that summer's here. Having to wear a black blazer while running courtroom errand sucksss. I hate carrying thick case-files; completely takes away from my nonchalant courtroom look! I miss a new person now. All in all, today.

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4 months

If I had a date right now, the first thing I would do is take him on a picnic!

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1 year

Just being true to my bio. #Everywhere

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Prakriti Khanal

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2 years

If you start your response with, "I don't know, I think.." I am 100% invested in your opinion! I see you there.. you beautiful, unsure person. Go ahead! I will be patient! Take your time to thread your response. Give in to your spontaneity. Blow my fucking mind!

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4 years

All eyes on Judiciary.

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1 year

"मुसाफिर हैं हम भी, मुसाफिर हो तुम भी किसी मोड़ पर फिर मुलाक़ात होगी" ... (Masaan)

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Prakriti Khanal

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4 years

It's not the same without loud ass speakers playing, "हामी पनि नाच्नु पर्छ बिच्च बिच्चमा" till the middle of the night and aunties/uncles breaking some moves to it. It's just not! #उदासतीज

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6 months

Say what you want, I am convinced that nobody does it like Bebo! Kareena Kapoor is a queen!

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Prakriti Khanal

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4 years

Don't get me wrong, Chilled Beer + Summer is an epic combo but all that peeing is fucking exhausting. 😕 #BeerWithMePlease 🍻

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11 months

Every October feels like a travesty of new melancholy. My heart breaks every August and I take a step back in September... October is when I cry inconsolably.

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Prakriti Khanal

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4 years

How sick should one be for laughter to work as the best medicine?

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3 years

I wish schools taught us how to function at Banks without looking so Stupid! I feel like I am in a whole different universe when I am at banks.. utterly confused and lost. 😶 #Noob

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1 year

Shocked by the news of Jock Zonfrillo's demise. '20 and '21 weren't the kindest years for me and MasterChef Australia was my sweet escape. His aura was beautiful on the show! May he rest easy. 🕊️

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3 years

Dahi >>>>>>>>>>> Ice cream

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Prakriti Khanal

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2 years

Ra One was ALWAYS a fun, watchable movie with crazy VFX and BANGER songs! The screenplay was not up to the mark but what did you expect from a superhero film back in 2011? Comeon people!!!

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Prakriti Khanal

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1 year

झरीमा भट्टीको चाउमिन

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9 months

One of my most prized possessions! My Mama bought it for me when I was in Sixth Grade. I was elated! I have a hard time letting go of things...thankfully, some things find their way to you, everytime. From homeworks to heartbreaks, the pen and I have had quite an experience!

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9 months

Nowadays,big desire of students is to buy an iPhone but in our times buying this pen was more than anything to us.

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Prakriti Khanal

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2 years

Here's to looking at you, 2023!

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Prakriti Khanal

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4 years

Don't just Cancel Paramita..KEEP CANCELLING HER. Until she realizes that what she did was not just a fucking nightmare, KEEP CANCELLING HER. Until she feels responsible for her actions and acknowledges the gravity of what she has said and done, KEEP CANCELLING HER. #HitAndRun

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Prakriti Khanal

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6 months

Everything they are saying about #Dune2 isn't enough. My mouth was wide open throughout the second half! Such stunning visuals, the characters, performances.. the plot gave peak GOT hype vibe. Loved loved lovedddddd it! Easily Timmy's best till date! कस्तो मज्जा आयो!

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Prakriti Khanal

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3 months

What's worse is the "expensive" water has collectively made us question the quality of water that some places serve for free. किनेरै खानुपर्ने बनाइदिन्छन्! रिसै उठ्छ।

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Prakriti Khanal

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1 month

Forgot to tweet about it but Ripley on Netflix is visually the most stunning show I have seen in a long long time. Andrew Scott is a genius in all regards, but the backdrop of Italy in that gritty BnW tone was breathtaking. Each frame, a stroke of pure art.

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Prakriti Khanal

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4 months

I see it, you beautiful people. All of you get that sparkle in your eyes from your aama!

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Prakriti Khanal

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2 years

Many people talk to you, but very few ✨ speak ✨ to you. Flattery, here, is a matter of response and not the intention.

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Prakriti Khanal

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3 years

If you are an adult (above 18 years) involved in a physical relationship with someone below 18 years of age, you are already breaking the statutory Law! It's Rape! There isn't any ground of discussion here.

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Prakriti Khanal

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4 years

Been hearing 'नमस्ते' followed by 'कति मोटाको' everyday for all my life and still not used to it. 🙃 #एउटाऔंलाकोनमस्कार🖕

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Prakriti Khanal

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5 months

Long before @letterboxd , we had pen, paper and people who cared enough about cinema. 🩷

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5 months

1826 movies! baba sent me the second page of his first diary (because first page clear chaina re) and the last page of his second diary brb crying looking at the changes in his handwriting

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3 years

Grateful for rain...

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Prakriti Khanal

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2 years

Javed Akhtar has penned down great things but the one thing I will always be grateful for is: देखके भी नहीं हो यकीन इतनी क्यूँ है बता तू हसीन तेरे हुस्न से ज़िन्दगी हसीं तेरे हुस्न के आगे कोई हसीना कुछ भी नहीं ✨💫

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Prakriti Khanal

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2 years

"इस दिल की आदत यही है गिर कर संभालता नहीं है ज़ालिम समझता नहीं है ये कोई जुबां ..."

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Prakriti Khanal

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2 years

तरिका हम बताएँगे... 🎶 मुखैमा यही छ हिजो देखि! 😆 #Pathaan

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Prakriti Khanal

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1 year

Lost my temper by 🤏🏻 at a relative who, instantly upon his arrival, started body shaming the shit out of me repeatedly. I don't remember being this furious. One would think this bs would get easier with time but.. लास्टै रिस उठ्यो आज त!

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Prakriti Khanal

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4 years

Constantly caught between speaking my heart out and unintentionally hurting someone.

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9 months

November happens to be the most stressful month of the year, every year, without fail. So beautiful, so fucking stressful...

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Prakriti Khanal

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4 years

Came across this piece called, 'Alcohol and Poetry'. Now I can't help but wonder what Good, Fine Wine tastes like. The Wine Poets write Poetry about! Coming for you, Expensive and Exquisite Wines! #GottaEarnFirst #Whining

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Prakriti Khanal

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2 months

Someone I knew long ago once told me how it's not enough that we want things in life.. things need to want us too. I will be honest, the job market has been so fucked right now and there are somedays I don't see a point in my degree. It's like, what the fuck am I even doing?

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Prakriti Khanal

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4 years

I am tired of those stupid, sexist, false, clickbait news on various online portals that appear on my feed for no reason. Worst part is, I can't even dislike or unsubscribe from those pages because I never actually followed the pages in the first place! #Ugggghhh #AlgorithmGames

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Prakriti Khanal

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3 years

कति बत्ती गा'को, यार! वाक्क लागिसक्यो!

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Prakriti Khanal

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4 years

If only I could make it rain forever...

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Prakriti Khanal

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4 years

सुल्झा लेंगे उल्झे रिश्तों का माँझा!

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Prakriti Khanal

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4 years

People on Tinder Cringing upon finding other people they know on Tinder...😶🙃 #WowBrains #SwipeTheFuckOff

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Prakriti Khanal

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1 year

I really feel for my neighbors from time to time. My brother and I aren't the quietest when it comes to music.. and boy, do we love to sing on pretty evenings!

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Prakriti Khanal

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4 years

Since the State clearly needs a Reminder, DON'T FUCK WITH WOMEN'S AUTONOMY! #sexism #patriarchy #rights

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Prakriti Khanal

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2 years

If you met me somewhere around 2019 to 2022, you haven't met me yet. If you met me before that and we are still in each other's lives, you'll say that I have changed. I have. :) Either way, it's about time we meet again.

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2 years

I am taking 2 hours to complete a topic but I am soooo in the zone. I don't wanna get up to pee or eat..no! I wanna keep at it! Gonna devour Aristotelian Syllogism! Theories of Truth, you're next baby!

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Prakriti Khanal

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6 months

There's a line in #Bhakshak that goes, "Everytime a woman takes charge of something, everything changes." I will be sleeping to that line, tonight.

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2 years

Being kind is not just humane act, it's an absolute fucking necessity! That's the only reason why everything matters. And even if nothing matters, you feel good. People around you feel good. And even if nothing matters, it's better to die with this feeling.

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4 years

The thing about Isolation is, it starts becoming a lifestyle very easily! (Not a good thing) #Day6 #MyFriendCorona

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4 years

Just another Saturday turned Sunday when I watched a movie and the plot isn't letting me sleep. Letting it sink in! #FilmsGotItAll

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2 years

Conservation Law is the first cousin of EPH... that went to Law School! 💁🏻‍♀️😂

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3 years

तुझ पे सजे, खुबसूरत लगे, ऐसा क्या दुँ तुझे? ऐसा क्या दुँ तुझे?

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7 months

Turns out, I tolerate so much bs that people always ALWAYS take me for granted. I have a wide threshold for acceptance, no thanks to empathy that wasn't shown to me as a kid with opinions. अब त कस्सम मान्छेहरूले टाउकोमा टेक्न मात्र बाँकी छ! Nope. I am changing for good.

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Prakriti Khanal

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1 year

Just when my brain was finally getting distracted from the tune, a dear friend used Dhillon's 'With You' in his cuteeee couple post... and the tune is back again! *teriyan adavaan*

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2 years

Got a paper on Monday and haven't started studying yet. Don't intend on studying tonight! 9 chapters, 2 days. How will I do? Tune in Monday evening to find out! 😉 Good night.🌙

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1 year

This means so much to me! 🥹 This means everything!

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1 year

I write a whole backstory and ideology of the character. Sometimes share it with the director or just keep it to myself. It could be a poem or a whole story.

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5 months

I will not be using terms like dai/didi to my work or professional colleagues, henceforth. It's either sir, ma'am or first name basis with उच्च आदर. I need to learn and internalize this stuff!

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2 years

"You know, when you're empty inside and you have no direction, you'll end up in some crazy places, right? But you'll still be lost."

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4 months

Maakasam yo worldlink ko wifi! 🤬

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Prakriti Khanal

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2 years

Hi, @elonmusk could you please buy my sanity while you're at it?

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Prakriti Khanal

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5 months

You say, "Go ahead and forget me!" Honey, I could draw you from memory. ~ESOTSM

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22 days

I honestly don't think I am cut for the profession I am in. सक्दिन होला।

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2 years

Fucking ungrateful relatives! How do parents put up with them? Ma ta farkera pani herdina. Yesai mero Saturday kharaab bhayo! 🤬

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1 year

Top tier Ratnam and Rahman!

👸Sharania Jhanvi𓀠

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1 year

25 years for this masterpiece classic called #DilSe #ShahRukhKhan 𓃵 #25YearsOfDilSe

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2 years

everything everywhere all at once

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8 months

Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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4 years

Hyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Prakriti Khanal

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2 years

Enola Holmes 2 has little tasty nostalgic moments from OG Sherlock and it was such a treat! Took me back to good old Cumberbatch days. 🍪

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4 years

Exhausted and pissed. Current scenario makes zero sense! #YouKnowWhatItIs

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2 months

जागिर पाउनु नपाउनु त अर्कै कुरा भयो, applying for a job is taxing as fuck!

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3 years

🙄🙄

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3 years

Online classes attend ho nahi rahi aur clubhouse pe sab listener likhre h

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2 years

"It's odd how, when you live in a city, you always postpone getting to know it and usually end up never knowing it at all."

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4 years

Lowkey getting tired of internet, might go back to watching TV again idk!

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Prakriti Khanal

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10 months

Yet to watch #12thFail but this is @VikrantMassey appreciation post. As a long-time admirer, it saddens me how the film didn't make it to Nepal's theatres. However, I am confident that he's performed exceptionally, as always and I will watch it anyway.. (as always)! 😉

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2 years

I have a thing for saying wrong things at the wrong time. Yes, I never do it knowingly but I am tired of using this shit as an excuse. I fuck up, repeatedly! I am tired of my words making way into people's lives at the worst possible time. I am a terrible person.

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3 months

So Nolan is re-releasing Interstellar in theatres on 27 Sept, 2024 which just so happens to be my birthday, and me living where I am will obviously miss it this time around, too! Fuck my life.

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Christopher Nolan confirms #Interstellar is re-releasing in theaters this year to celebrate its 10th anniversary🍿 (via @empiremagazine )

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3 years

What's stopping Nepali Unis from being active on social media? No, seriously..WHAT IS THE PROBLEM???

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4 years

Some people around here are making career out of stuffs they truly suck at & in a manner where their actions directly affect other people. Does that count as Confidence? Do I sound Judgey? So, can I be a Judge? And if I suck at it and still get to do it, do you have a choice?

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4 years

"I may not be able to understand, but I will try" is the most fucked up shit that I practice and preach. Fucked up!

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3 months

It's crazy how easy it is to practice detachment when you don't have feelings. So this is what the other side feels like... huh!

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2 years

The worst kind of dreams always feel too fucking real. Shit!

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3 years

When the plot of a show makes you cry, that's how you know the shit is real!

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1 year

"...उसने कभी मुड के नहीं देखा, और मैने इन्तजार भी नहीं किया"... :)

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Prakriti Khanal

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6 months

Why am I the least athletic person on the face of the earth! Everytime I remotely think about going for a run 🏃🏻‍♀️, I feel like I am Julie from 'The Worst Person in The World' and that immediately spirals into existential dread; followed by an hour of intense contemplation! 😆

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1 year

Having watched Rachel Brosnahan in 'House of Cards', I really didn't know what to expect when I started out with, 'The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel'. Now, I can't think of anybody else who could embody the character better. Luke Kirby/Lenny Bruce, you will always be famous! #TitsUp

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4 years

I have a joke on us but you will leave before it's over. ...

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