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Yinzer, Yiddishe Kop, NFL Survivor Pool Savant, Bookies Kindly Ask Me To Find Somewhere Else To Play.

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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
3 months
Current Alabama 2025 NCAA Basketball Future bets: $5827 @ 22.7 - 1 average. Win $132,177. Wake me up in March.
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@potatokmish
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11 months
@PFF_Steve Does the craziest NFL box score we will ever see count?
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@potatokmish
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2 years
@zillowgonewild This Dwarf Castle house in Roswell GA is just as odd.
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@potatokmish
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3 years
@SimpleJackCap Describe your reaction when you first found out $1.5 million a year doesnt go very far.
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2 years
@johnewing Fly to vegas, get 10 separate tickets on Phillies for $5000 each @ +160 or better; have dinner at Carbone; fly back home
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5 months
@JoeCassandra @chairmangrc And there we have it. That’s why you feel 5 kids has the same cost as two kids.
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2 years
@ianoland Crosby 3 Cups Malkin 3 Cups Kane 3 Cups Stamkos 2 Cups Ovie 1 Cup
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
3 years
@SaintsSoulja Payton lost the game with two terrible coaching decisions; not kicking easy fg to take 3-0 lead early; and then attempting a 58 yd fg and allowing NYG to get ball at midfield and then be able to convert 52 yd td pass next play.
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@potatokmish
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9 months
Been on a good run in @CircaSports Millions. I managed to go 32-13 (71.1%) last 9 wks. Current top 3 contestants are 30-14-1, 31-13-1, and 31-13-1 over last 9 wks. For 2 qtrs, kept pace with the very best, just had bad 1st qtr that I can’t do over. 4th quarter begins this week🤞
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@potatokmish
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2 years
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@TheExtremeMusi1 Down By The River
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2 years
@ThePoniExpress Kedon Slovis transfers from USC to Pitt to throw to Jordan Addison. Jordan Addison leaves Pitt for USC. Oh, the irony. #H2P
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@potatokmish
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All signed up for 10 entries in @CircaSports Survivor and 2 entries in the Millions! Thanks to Matty and Toni, the best proxys in the world! Contact them and sign up! @FootballContest @Vegas_Matty @_FoxyProxy @sheetspwns #savagelambokaepernick
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@jagoffbrewer Need to go back to You’ve Got A Friend In Pennsylvania or Keystone State designs
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@potatokmish
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4 years
@ryancohen Apollo 10 landed on the moon. The 🥜 might be a reference to Peanuts characters. Apollo 10 mission's call signs were the names of the Peanuts characters Charlie Brown and Snoopy, Apollo 10's semi-official mascots. Peanuts author Charles Schulz also drew artwork for NASA🚀
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
3 months
@Super70sSports When I was 6 years old, the best player on the planet passed away.
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6 months
@Marco_Parlay So, draft kings quickly limits accounts that are sharp, get CLV and win. The fact that you are not limited to $20 says a lot.
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@potatokmish
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6 months
Awesome week, collecting $19,000 and hoping my accounts last through tournament. I see 6 more sides I like a lot this week. 3 on Tuesday/Wednesday and 3 on Saturday. Then it’s chill time.🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿 🇳🇿
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
6 months
My board for rest of year Tuesday Colorado St -210 ML over Nevada Wednesday Tenny -4.5 over Auburn Butler -1.5 over St John’s Saturday Bama -3 over Tenny Baylor ML over Kansas Princeton ML over Cornell Last weekend San Diego St ML over Boise Utah St ML over New Mexico
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10 months
@CBBcontent Tennessee Arizona Arkansas Purdue
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@potatokmish
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10 months
My November board 11/4 USC over Washington🏈 Iowa St -2 over Kansas🏈 Clemson +3 1/2 over ND🏈 11/10 Arizona + over Duke 🏀 11/11 Penn St + over Michigan🏈 Missouri over Tennessee 🏈 11/23 Arizona over Michigan St🏀 11/29 Arkansas over Duke🏀
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2 years
@Roman1Brian @SteeIerNation 3rd string goalie for 6 games and Sid left 2nd period game 5 which turned this series around. Pens can hold heads high this year.
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@ReturnofR Manchester UK, … Smiths, Chameleons, Buzzcocks, New Order, Joy Division, Stone Roses, Charlatans, Happy Mondays, Oasis, The Fall, and many more
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@potatokmish
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6 months
Pounded Bama tomorrow Bama -1.5 for 5 units. Bama -134 for 5 units Roll Tide!
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
6 months
Not too shabby with the weekly lookahead from 8 days ago…7-1. Almost a clean 8-0 sweep 🧹 So close on Baylor.
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
2 years
@traceylindeman RATM is certainly well loved but they completely stole their sound from Urban Dance Squad.
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@potatokmish
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6 months
Love two games to pound on Saturday!
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
3 years
Bowed out of the @CircaSports NFL Survivor Pool today with the Cards defeat. Had a great run, & can’t wait to give it my best shot again next year. Special thanks to the best proxy in the business @Vegas_Matty for helping to get my picks in! Good luck to all the remaining guys!
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5 months
Elite 8 Picks Tennessee +3 🔐🔐 Illinois +8.5 Duke -6
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@potatokmish
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2 years
@ryancohen TSO > Total Shares Outstanding
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@potatokmish
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10 months
Titans ✅ Panthers✅ 14-3-2 football season, up something like 40 dimes. USC +3.5 over Washington next. Probably bet it for 4 dimes or so to head into hoops with some momentum.
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3 years
@BALLYSPORTSAZ The Suns will win an NBA Title if … Referee Scott Foster retires this year.
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
1 year
Thank you to @_FoxyProxy and @Vegas_Matty for once again handling the @CircaSports signup process with professionalism, efficiency and class. If you are looking for the ABSOLUTE BEST proxy in Las Vegas contact @FootballContest now! I signed up for 10 Survivor and 1 Millions! #LFG
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
8 months
Bet Caesars charges -117 vig in Tennessee and -110 in Indiana. Guess regulatory fees are higher in Tennessee. So, I just drove to Indiana to pound 5 units on the Zags+5 over UConn tomorrow night. Yes I realize UConn is a monster. Gotta fuck around and find out sometimes!
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@potatokmish
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13 days
Early week 1 NFL thoughts: Colts +2 Browns -1 Don’t see anything else. What does everyone else like?
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Potato Kmish
6 months
Today Utah + 5.5 2 units Saturday Poundcake and Pizza thoughts🤔 Xavier over Creighton Butler over Providence Florida over Auburn TCU over Iowa State Syracuse over Clemson Colorado over Arizona Michigan St over Illinois See what the numbers look like tomorrow night
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
6 months
My Mount Rushmore of Bad Beats 1. Duke +8.5 vs Cincy Belk Bowl 2012 2. Flyers -1.5 goals over Pens 1989 3. Utah +5.5 Arizona triple OT 2024 4. Northwestern +7 vs Ohio St 2013 What does everyone else’s Mt Rushmore look like? #badbeats #SVP
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2 months
@historyrock_ I threw a brick through a window A day without me 11 o’clock tick tock
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
8 months
I don’t see why ANYONE should be criticizing Dan Campbell for going for 2 from the 7. Mike McCarthy gave him a FREE ROLL by not running the clock down! You bet your ass he’s going for it! I would too.
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
8 months
January hoops spots to pound Jan 6 Florida over Kentucky Clemson over UNC Arkansas over Auburn Utah St over Colorado St Jan 9 Iowa St over Houston Jan 24 St Johns over Villanova 🔐 Alabama ML over Auburn Washington over Colorado 🔐 Jan 30 Villanova over Marquette 🔐
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
2 years
@NBAUK No one comes even remotely close
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
7 months
Went to Mob Museum w/anti betting wife, said hey let’s walk down Fremont St We are block from @CircaSports & she says This is tacky, let’s go. I say but Circa’s cool. She says, “we’re not going to Circa just so you can bet.” No Carbone Ky Derby future for me. I almost had her😊
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3 years
@ryancohen GameStop will conquer the global toy industry!
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10 months
@RJinVegas @FezzikSports @AJIsTheReal @ScottsOnAir @mackenrivers @pregame RJ you are Sharp as Play-Doh. Glad you sell picks and refer to sportsbooks and make money off of your players’ losses.
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@potatokmish
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5 months
Tennessee gets its chance at rematch with Purdue after losing the worst officiated game ever in Maui. In 1st game, Knecht was absent in 2nd half, even benched for a while. Not happening on Sunday. Barnes trusts Knecht now and he will be the big difference this game. Vols win.
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
7 months
Super Bowl 49ers -111 $3400 to win $3050. Good luck to everyone whatever you play.
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
7 months
Funny how life works out. Circled these spots on Thanksgiving. And here we are. Nova off 4 SUATS losses; Colorado St off 6 ATS losses. And I land in Vegas in an hour. Hope Joe’s Stone Crab has Sara Lee Poundcake on the dessert menu! #LFG #GamblingTwitter #pounding
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Potato Kmish
9 months
January 30th Villanova over Marquette 🔐🔐 Colorado St over SD St
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
9 months
Great NFL day! It felt like I went 6-1 in #circasportsmillions , won the two games I tossed as well as the 2 games I replaced them with🤣 Lost only the Titans in OT 🤷‍♂️ I’ll take it! 39-24-2 ytd. 62%. On to week 14!
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7 months
Saturday plays Kansas +2.5 San Diego St -3 -150 Utah -2
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7 months
Fuck it, added another unit on New Mexico-165. I mean….What else is there to bet on today, NFL coin flips?!?! Fuck that noise. Go Los Lobos 🐺🐺
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@potatokmish
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8 months
Xavier -3 (-105) seems reasonable for 1/2 unit tomorrow. Xavier off a loss, Seton Hall off big upset win over UConn now traveling to Cincinnati right before Christmas. Wasn’t planning to do anything until January 6th but Seton Hall’s upset over Huskies makes this an auto play.
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8 months
Week 17 Cowboys ML over Lions seems right.
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8 months
Saturday Memphis-1.5 2 units
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8 months
Saturday hoops - I like one side today: Washington +5 over Gonzaga 2 units
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6 months
@RASPicks Wagering 100k of other people’s money.
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8 months
Weekend recap - huge bounce back from an awful Friday 🙏 very thankful Zags +5 $9000 ❌ (TERRIBLE bet) Magic + 6 $250 ❌ Michigan St +3.5 $3500 ✅ Memphis -1.5 $2000 ✅ -2 $1500, push Purdue +7.5, Creighton -1.5 $50 ✅ Browns ML $2700 ✅ Bills -1 $10,000 ✅ i think
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@potatokmish
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10 months
Football results this year 11-3-2 + 36 units. (Should have won both pushes by getting better numbers). Can’t wait for college basketball season to get here! #yellowlegalpad #gamblingtwitter
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11 months
@paceman6315 @TalkinBaseball_ David Ross is a douche.
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8 months
Wednesday hoops Tar Heels off 2 losses, in obvious bounce back role as small chalk. Jumped in on UNC -1.5 and -2, $1000 on each
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@potatokmish
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6 months
Off to a decent start 🙂
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7 months
Good lord I have a lot of money on Villanova.
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Added to Texas A&M -1 -105, think line gets to -2.5
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7 months
I heard the Eagles had a players only meeting this week. What did they do? Play Fortnite or something?
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8 months
Bryce Young is truly unwatchable as an NFL quarterback.
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8 months
Kansas -5.5 Indiana Baylor -4.5 Mich St Memphis-2 Clemson 🤔 Purdue-1.5 Arizona UNC -1 Kentucky 🤔 Creighton -5 Bama
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
7 months
St Johns for 4 units and Texas Tech for 2 units for me tomorrow. Hopefully these two sides treat me well. The board mid-week looks promising and I would like to have some momentum. 🤞
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Potato Kmish
6 months
lol Warriors were 13 point chalk. Tell me NBA players are betting without telling me NBA players are betting.
@StevePBets
Steve P.
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What a scumbag… 🤦🏻‍♂️
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7 months
CBB plays for today Iowa St +3.5 2 units Pitt +5.5. 1 unit Baylor -3 1 unit
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6 months
I hit Princeton -195 for 3 dimes and -3 -145 for 2 dimes. 🔐
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6 months
Hit SD St ML for 2.5 units tonight. Revenge vs Rams who beat them but 8 2 weeks ago, Aztecs also off OT loss last Friday, coming home to Viejas where the Aztecs just don’t lose. Will get after the Rams hard tonight. Just think this spot has to be hit hard.
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@potatokmish
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8 months
@JonRothstein @FDSportsbook @FanDuelResearch Vols and Illini are not better than Arizona
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
2 years
So called “sharp” NFL plays this week. A lot of 1-4 cards going to be posted in @CircaSports Millions this week. The “Public” also wins. No one knows. Lions +7 🗑 Jags -3 🗑 Niners +3 🗑 Broncos +2 🗑
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Potato Kmish
9 months
This afternoon I pounded Kansas Jayhawks -2 (-110) over UConn tomorrow for 5 dimes. Peeking at Cowboys-135 over Eagles December 10th. 🤠
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Potato Kmish
9 months
Looking ahead next two weeks. My CBB board: 12/1 Kansas - over UConn 12/5 UConn ML over UNC 12/9 Oklahoma ML over Arkansas 🔐 12/15 Gonzaga ML over UConn 12/16 Arizona + over Purdue 12/16 Michigan St ML over Baylor #gamblingtwitter
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Potato Kmish
7 months
TCU covered the + 3 point spread for 44 minutes 55 seconds last night. Cincinnati covered the -3 spread for 5 seconds. I cannot recall ever being on the right side of one of these in the past 45 years.
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Potato Kmish
7 months
When visiting Vegas, choosing shared activities with wife to place you within striking distance of sportsbooks you want to hit at specific optimal times for tipoffs is a learned skill that needs to be practiced and developed.
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7 months
Wisky +2.5 over Purdue 6 units
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Potato Kmish
4 months
2025 NCAA Basketball future Alabama @ 25-1
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Potato Kmish
9 months
$7000 win on Kansas Jayhawks 😅😮‍💨 $50 bet on Northwestern pending.
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Potato Kmish
2 years
@Super70sSports Even Dr. J is watching in awe!
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10 months
Final weekend board $1000 WVU -2.5 $1400 WVU ML $5000 Eagles ML Pizza bet opinions if anyone cares Miami (FL) + 3 USC -7
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2 years
@littlethieve @BenAxelrod Yup. The boxscore to defy all boxscores
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2 years
@NBACobwebs I was in LA in 1993. A 1/2 hour after @Suns won game 5 to come back & beat the Lakers I ran into Kareem Abdul Jabbar outside the post office in Beverly Hills. I was wearing a Suns jacket & hat. Kareem just looked at me, clearly annoyed. I just smiled at KAJ, winked & nodded 😎
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
7 months
U2 at The Sphere is an AMAZING experience. Just go before it ends!
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7 months
Nova heading to (hopefully) 4 game skid Saturday, Marquette should be winning 4th straight Saturday vs Butler, streaks will collide on Tuesday. U know what to do. (Yes, aware of coaching mismatch though)
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Potato Kmish
7 months
January board looking ahead 1/20 St Johns over Marquette Texas Tech over BYU 1/23 BYU over Houston 1/24 Alabama over Auburn Washington over Colorado (maybe) 1/27 Iowa St over Kansas Oregon over Arizona 1/30 Marquette over Villanova
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6 months
@arny_trezzi Not close to 30%, but nice day lol.
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6 months
Today’s board Auburn -4.5 3.5 units Xavier -2.5 2.5 units Utah over Arizona tomorrow possibly
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Potato Kmish
8 months
Board today Zags +5, +5.5 a lot Magic + 6 Fiori’s pizza bet Saturday Peeking at Creighton, Arizona, Sparty, Memphis. See how I feel. January 6th peeking at Florida Utah St and Clemson.
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Potato Kmish
6 months
Go Gators🐊🐊🐊🐊 Last play before New Zealand vacay. Hope to come back home to see Arizona Tennessee and Auburn in the Elite 8.
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
7 months
Back to 1/2 units tonight. See what develops in February.
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Potato Kmish
6 months
Saturday plays for me Colorado St - 3.5 Colorado St -255 ML Georgia + 4 Good luck to everybody else what ever you play, unless it’s Florida or Utah St. Then, I hope you lose.
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8 months
Washington -2.5 over Oregon for 2 units to begin with. Huskies lose 2 close games to begin conference play, Ducks win 2 close games. Huskies will play with desperation tomorrow night.
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6 months
My mom is the greatest sports bettor ever. She has never lost a bet.
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2 years
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4 months
Locked and loaded with Bama basketball futures to cash $105K. Waiting on the Mark Sears announcement in 3 weeks. #RollTide
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9 months
Looking ahead for next week….UConn off loss, UNC off a string of wins. Auto play for something, right. Tuesday: UConn -3ish over UNC
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@potatokmish
Potato Kmish
9 months
My week 13 Circa Picks. 35-23-2 ytd. Thank you to Matty and Toni, the BEST proxies in the biz! @Vegas_Matty @_FoxyProxy @FootballContest #circasportsmillions
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Potato Kmish
2 years
@MMpact @boydgaming They are all the same. Tried to bet a nickel on Alabama last month at 50-1 at Bet Rivers. They approved $82.58. I don’t see why this is allowed? If they are given a state license to make book and post a line, they should be REQUIRED to take the bet.
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