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Eric Haber
9 months
@JoshuaArieh Just texted you.
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Eric Haber
5 years
@IsoJoeJR Marriage back on!
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Eric Haber
17 days
@CodifyBaseball Bobby Witt was mistaken for a plane taking off.
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Eric Haber
4 years
@JordanSchachtel It is actually worse than market manipulation. Tried 3 drafts unsuccessfully to explain why, but I am tired. But, it is lol.
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Eric Haber
8 months
I hope they pay out in time for the tennis slate! @StakeKings @truedfs @BobbyFi @SaberSim #LFG
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Eric Haber
10 months
A terrible job by the industry projecting ownership this week in the NFL GPPS. Here are the top misses and link to the whole sheet. @truedfs #LFG
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Eric Haber
8 months
Running hot...lineup built live on the stream. @truedfs @SaberSim #Lfg
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Eric Haber
8 months
"An MGM bettor wagered $1000 on Jennings passing for, and catching a TD. He won $11456609960"
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Eric Haber
3 years
@JordanSchachtel I see what you're saying, but maybe seeing both sides also has some merit. Can't decide.
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Eric Haber
3 years
Played 150 for the first time ever....and i am pretty sure if i played 149 this would not have shown up. The only 6/6 in the batch. #skillgame
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Eric Haber
4 months
@FadeHubb Son is already at the bottom of the sea I guess:/
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Eric Haber
2 years
@PrahladFriedman I think the more times you watch anything, the more you will find with respect to what you are seeking. I think that because you had been cheated many times you are predisposed to find more than the average person. (But your FT shooting remains pure)
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Eric Haber
7 months
Custom projections....sim...and be blessed. Someone had to win. @DFS_PhD @TrueDfs @NelsonAdcock #LFG
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Eric Haber
5 years
Son didn't feel well. Wife tells him she thinks he has a fever. Son said he was fine. I said he is probably fine leave him alone. Wife told son she would bet him $50. Son says booked. Temperature shows 98.1. Wife says "get it from your father" #marriage
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Eric Haber
4 years
The question of who nailed the election is not close for me. When Trump was -250, @BartHanson came on @MarketManiaShow , said the move made no sense, that the markets were wrong, backed it up with facts and said to bet Biden at that point when other Bideners were on the ledge.
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Eric Haber
5 months
@tmorello @Harvard I went to school in Boston during this time (Brandeis, Waltham so sort of lol), and I remember quite vividly the Shantytowns/DivestNow movement . While I was not an active participant, I remember the school had a great sense of healthy protest and productive discourse during
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Eric Haber
4 years
@JasonMcConnon Sorry you lost. Happens to the best of us. Keep plugging away.
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Eric Haber
4 years
@Joeingram1 If ACR runs it, late registration for the main will close on day 7.
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Eric Haber
4 years
@DougPolkVids NO POKER COMMUNITY THIS DOES NOT MEAN EVERYONE SHOULD RIOT AND THROW BRICKS AT CASINOS.
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Eric Haber
7 months
So much easier to win when all you need is 307. @TrueDfs @SaberSim @StakeKings #LFG
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Eric Haber
3 years
Daughter just informed me that her flight to Bahamas did not take off because someone refused to put on his mask. Caused huge scene, and was escorted off the plane. HIs family went without him. #savagefamily
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Eric Haber
3 months
I really hate classic slates tho. Hope this pays in time for lpl 2 gamer. @NelsonAdcock @TrueDfs #LFG
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Eric Haber
8 months
A friend of mine was bragging to me that he puts big volume into several sportsbooks and has not been limited by any of them, "because he knows how to do it right". I don't have the heart to tell him the truth.
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Eric Haber
10 months
@ScottAdamsSays According to that chart there are a lot of mean people.
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Eric Haber
2 years
Woohoo. Still mad at pendrith choking tho. @TrueDfs @BobbyFi @CrownBBALL #lfg
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Eric Haber
2 years
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Eric Haber
10 months
@JoshuaArieh Tommy Two Phones>Jimmy Two Times
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Eric Haber
9 months
Just catching up on this @DK__DFS thing--- For comparison, I talked about this Bridges possibility in my DFS preview, and spent a total of 3 seconds dismissing even the possibility that they had unders on him available, because I am lazy/don't care etc--- where @DK__DFS
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Eric Haber
4 years
@hasanthehun Trump will soon be accusing South Korea of intentionally under-reporting population numbers.
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Eric Haber
4 years
@Joeingram1 Sending spies to confirm that a horse is actually playing, only to find that the table# does not exist.
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Eric Haber
3 years
I hope this holds. Really want to play some lineups in the lck 2 gamer. @TrueDfs @BobbyFi #lfg
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Eric Haber
3 months
@gazelligpoker @WSOP If everyone played wsop events according to kelly, the tournament room would be much smaller:)
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Eric Haber
8 months
The key to surviving a day of NFL DFS is to have a #cushion owning the medal podium lol. @DFS_Chan @TrueDfs #LFG
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Eric Haber
5 years
@tonydunsttv @LasVegasLocally I have heard that flights were half full though.
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Eric Haber
1 year
Hope there is no stat correction. Really need the br for the LCK 2 gamer. @trudfs #LFG
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Eric Haber
2 years
We sweated it live on the stream....Lfg @TrueDfs @StakeKings
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Eric Haber
2 years
I know unique lineups have no chance but at least good for a 3rd q screenshot:)
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Eric Haber
4 months
@msalsberg @WSOP He do something.
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Eric Haber
4 months
@haralabob What used to be "This has to be an Onion article" is now "This has to be one of those AI generated thingies".
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Eric Haber
8 years
BaccaratXFactor launching Jan 1.
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Eric Haber
19 days
@Stokastic_Com I was so close to playing this.
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Eric Haber
1 year
Made the live final! Now need to get mrs sheets to let me go:) @truedfs #lfg
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Eric Haber
1 year
Maybe a cushion is not needed..... @truedfs #lfg
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Eric Haber
1 year
The key to surviving multiple mlb and nba slates along with nhl xfin and a low ev mma slate is to have a #cushion @truedfs @DFS_Chan #lfg
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Eric Haber
2 years
@nickhowardpoker Learn push fold and 3 bet shove gto theory under 20 bbs perfectly. This will make you competitive in NLH tournaments for the rest of your life. To be a big winner you need to do more, but start with that.
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Eric Haber
10 months
@insultsrare You as well!
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Eric Haber
3 years
@MattGlantz @WSOP Requiring proof of vaccination for most of the events seems like a reasonable policy but no way the plo players should have to.
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Eric Haber
3 years
Easy hold after all. Hopefully doran comes through for gen g. @TrueDfs @BobbyFi #lfg
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Eric Haber
3 years
Man... @charder30 and @BobbyFi its like the thus 100rb on stars. #truedfs #lfg
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Eric Haber
2 years
The key to winning at pga dfs is to have 6/6 make the cut and have the golfer who wins the tournament. I need to remember that next time. @truedfs #lfg
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Eric Haber
7 months
@d0wnsideofme The word Garland appears 41 times in my 50 DraftKings lineups. That is pretty terrifying as well.
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Eric Haber
2 months
@grpwins She should know better. She should give you $110. @JeffreyBenson12 #LFG
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Eric Haber
2 years
@steveodwyer @lufthansa @CNN There once was a man from nantucket----whose bags were so lost he said...etc...... #LIMERICK
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Eric Haber
9 years
For some of you final 27, your time is now----for others, well #yourtimeisup
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Eric Haber
7 years
I once drove 2.5 hours to Foxwoods and waited in 1.5 hours reg line and busted the first hand, and drove 2.5 hrs home.
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Chris Moneymaker โญ•
7 years
Drove 4 hrs to watch 3 min of fun to drive 4 hrs back. #2017solareclipse #familytime
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Eric Haber
3 months
Gl everyone in the WSOP main event. Remembering one of the good guys. #LFG
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Eric Haber
8 months
Not sure if this got the DFS attention it might have deserved. Last night's winner of the fadeaway took it down with a single entry, and zero Grizzlies. My hero.
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Eric Haber
8 months
Never in doubt:) LFG
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The Fantasy Doctor PhD
8 months
He was good enough, he was strong enough, and gosh darnit, @sheetspwns looks like heโ€™s gonna win that money! What a sweat!
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Eric Haber
3 years
Happy to share giblets with @BigT44DFS on this one. @BobbyFi @truedfs #vroooooom
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Eric Haber
5 years
@EmpireMaker2 @MattGlantz Don't go through with this guys. Brian Williams tells me that with this $250,000 you could give every American $10 instead.
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Eric Haber
1 month
1 or 2 putts go my way and i get 2nd. If 366724 putts go my way i win. Pure domination by coach. Not complaining. Tough tournament. @TrueDfs #LFG
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Eric Haber
4 years
Congrats the the people who tied for 2nd and 3rd . @BobbyFi @truedfs #sweetlou
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Eric Haber
2 years
@Joeingram1 @haralabob @DGAFPokerPlayer @HCLPokerShow DGAF'S microphone is pointing in the same direction as someone in the same seat 4 days ago who was also dealt QQ. I am now 61.2222931% sure they cheated.
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Eric Haber
1 year
Congrats to the live final winner and all participants. @TrueDfs
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Eric Haber
3 years
First stat correction to the good guys
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Eric Haber
27 days
Thanks to @RotoWireSoccer to help me build a cushion for thr huge lec/lcs slate. @JackBurkart @Freerolls_DFS @TrueDfs #LFG
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Eric Haber
1 month
@whiteninjapoker @GGPokerUK @GGPoker Wished you good luck in future endeavors tho.
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Eric Haber
4 months
@themouthmatusow What I like about this exchange is that there is no confusion surrounding where the participants stand.
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Eric Haber
4 years
@MattGlantz I still maintain that the narrative about Trump being the most divisive ever is fake news(tm). I believe that if you gave previous periods the social media and communication sources available now, there would be similar sentiment. Imagine LBJ/Nixon with everyone on Twitter?
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Eric Haber
8 months
@RealKidPoker @berkey11 @MntalHlthMatt I don't mean to get in the way of the D swinging contest but----and boy I really even hate to bring this up----but are we 100% sure that the ability to crush correlates with the ability to instruct? Rather than posting how much the instructors won playing, it would be cool if we
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Eric Haber
1 year
Just heard some tragic news about og and one of the good guys @THAY3R . I obv can only hope it is not true. Will leave to those in the know to confirm while i pray for it to be untrue.
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Eric Haber
8 years
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
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Eric Haber
3 years
Takes were poor but @truedfs projections and @SaberSim builder bailed me out and hit the opto. #lfg
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Eric Haber
3 years
@Kevmath @WSOP Sole and absolute discretion is quite an amazing standard.
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Eric Haber
4 years
Not going to whine that kawhi got hurt...woot @BobbyFi @TrueDfs #lfg
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Eric Haber
4 years
My 18 yo son emerged from his shell and finally gave a political opinion: "Dad I hate the liberals and I hate the conservatives. I want a party that does the smart thing" Oh to be young idealistic and naive-----so adorable.
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Eric Haber
4 years
@ScottAdamsSays I promise you that if everyone stayed inside in their own houses, by themselves, wore a mask, and read Dilbert, that cases would be down. So, I would initiate a nationwide Dilbert mandate.
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Eric Haber
1 year
Damn dk lied again and said 150k for first. Rigged. @TrueDfs #lfg
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Eric Haber
8 months
I really seem to have become expert at findimg sharp people to follow. 95% of my timeline wins every night. Avg daily roi of my timeline is 902.02 and was around 1984.08 yesterday.
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Eric Haber
2 years
@shaundeeb Should leave 1 combination untaken, then tweet what that is. A whole community of anti-sweaters will pound that combo. Then unreg, and re-reg for $2 and print SklanskyBucks.
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Eric Haber
6 years
RIP Gavin Smith----One of the OGs before anyone even referred to people as OG's. I am sure he is limping utg and calling 100% in the bb in a more peaceful place. #LFG
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Eric Haber
3 years
I am planning my @ShipMyMoneyDFS ortega jersey burning ceremony soon...but lfg! @TrueDfs @BobbyFi #lfg
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Eric Haber
2 years
Custom @TrueDfs projections and crazy build by @SaberSim creates unique lu on a 9 gamer. Pretty amazing....oh it won too! #lfg
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Eric Haber
7 months
Bon jour.... f the nba obviously. I just want to be like @saulgoodmanDFS . @TrueDfs #LFG
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Eric Haber
3 years
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Eric Haber
2 years
@shaundeeb You guys are 50/50 to win. You either win, or you don't. ONE TIME.
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Eric Haber
3 months
@ToddWitteles @WSOP Leave it as is---then when you pick up a pot or two they can report on the massive comeback when they see your stack. GL KEEP IT UP!!!!
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Eric Haber
2 years
Shabat shalom... @truedfs #lfg
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Eric Haber
8 months
@SrslySirius I saw it as I was leaving my seat for the night as the place was closing. I ignored the security guards and staff and was going to somehow try to figure out whose it was and return it the next day. I turned it in just now, but just so you know the ticket was only for 200k. Just
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Eric Haber
10 months
Industry Ownership Misses for Week 13 (Milly Maker)----Top 20 and link to full sheet. @TrueDfs #LFG
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Eric Haber
4 years
@BBZPoker @apestyles Fun fact-----of the 346263246213468623846932 poker players I staked back in the day, he had the highest roi of all of them in the 100rb on Stars.
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Eric Haber
4 years
@AWice Nice job---Glad to see you are doing well. I still think you used to call too loose out of the SB btw:)
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Eric Haber
3 years
Parker is my hero. @truedfs #lfg
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Eric Haber
3 years
The combination of @truedfs sheets @DFS_Chan analysis and @SaberSim really produces some chances to win gpps in a real tough dfs sport. #lfg
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Eric Haber
2 years
Projections by @truedfs lineups by @sabersim and alot of sheets luck...which obviously carries the most weight.
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Eric Haber
5 years
You test positive for CV today-- and they ask you to recall all of the people you came in contact with during the last 14 days, and circumstances surrounding those contacts. Would you feel you could have done better? If so, you can do better now. Just a thought.
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Eric Haber
4 years
Me: Pfizer says Vaccine is 90% effective Mrs Sheets: Everyone said months ago a vaccine would be coming. Me: But.... Mrs Sheets: When can we get it and be able to go to the movies? Me: idk---Maybe 6 months from now. Not sure. Mrs Sheets: GFY ----Life in Sheetsworld.
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Eric Haber
4 years
@ICuRaRook @Chen Did Youtube specify what guidelines were broken? Cursing? Flatting too much out of the sb?
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Eric Haber
3 years
I listened to the @chess_is_ok interview with @AwesemoDFS , and his take on DFS projections is similar to something @EricCrain shared with me. Using your own projections, even if not as accurate, creates important differentiation which more than compensates--- Interesting.
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Eric Haber
1 year
The key to surviving multiple mlb and nba slates along with nhl xfin and a low ev mma slate is to have a #cushion @truedfs @DFS_Chan #lfg
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