I may be too big to help Santa pull his sleigh, but I have the most important job of all! Someone has to take care of all the extra cookies and milk, and I'm the reindeer for the job!
What do you mean, pigeon? I've always been Santa's favorite flabby deer!✨🦌
Fitness is about discipline, and Brooke has always been disciplined!
She just may have shifted her priorities from morning runs to pizza binges recently...but its just a bulk!
It's December 1st, which means I have to start getting ready for the big day! I have the most important job of the year: Cookies and Milk disposal!
Me? A pigeon? I don't know what you're talking about! I've always been Santa's favorite reindeer~
After yet another fattening mishap, Dawn hatches a plan to get back at Java with a weight transfer spell! She certainly wears the pounds well!
Commission for the always lovely
@TheOwlCapone
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You emerged from the photobooth, dazed, and several hundred pounds heavier. From behind you, the machine blared: "Thank you for using InstaFat™ Photos! We hope to see you again!"
This is a YCH for $45! Any species and gender welcome, minor edits allowed. DM me if interested!
All month I've been preparing for this: every Christmas, Santa's leftover cookies are blended into a slush and fed to the disposal—me!
I'm only a third of the way through the Northern Hemisphere, but I'll have every cookie eaten, because that's what a good fat reindeer does~
Be careful when it comes to bullying your friends, you never know when the shoe will end up on the other, much fatter, foot!
A super fun commission to do! Always love the opportunity to do extended sequences like this!
They say never trust a skinny baker, and it seems Mimi does her due diligence to make sure every batch is juuust right! Although, she may go a bit overboard at times...
Commission for
@Good4nothing8
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Ramen doesn't have the reputation of being particularly great for your body, but I think that just depends on who you're asking!
Commission for
@intoxicat2
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When you deal with old magical artifacts from day to day, mishaps are bound to happen! Misha is used to it by now.
Super fun commission for the lovely
@feyfoxen
! Thank you again <3
A bit topical but avoid suspicious links and text messages! That kind of stuff can turn your life upside down, in more ways than one~
Commission for
@feyfoxen
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Sure man, drink whatever you want! No promises it won't affect a little more than your waistline though...
Commission for
@DesertBoyo
! Definitely one of my favorites I've done!
Make sure to always look where you're walking! You just might end up stepping in some swamp scum and becoming a big fat gator if you aren't careful~
Commission for the always wonderful
@intoxicat2
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My Commissions are open once again! I'm going to be opening for 5 40$ Fullbodies and 2 70$ WG/TF Sequences! 1-2 week turnaround. DM me to claim!
💛RT'S Appreciated!💛
☕🐦JAVA'S 1.5K ART RAFFLE🐦☕
Thank you all so much for 1.5k!! In celebration I'll be doing a raffle! 1st place gets a WG/TF sequence and 2nd place gets a fullbody!
Simply follow me and RT to be entered! Winners will be drawn on July 6th at 12pm EST.
🐆TUCKER'S AIRBOAT BLOAT WG DRIVE!🐆
Here it is! Tucker is about to go on a BIG fishing trip, but you're after a much bigger fish. This WG Drive will have 3 parts, each round lasting for 3 days. Top donor will be in the next part!
Donate here:
This has been a wild year for me, but I persist! And now that I'm back (again), I felt it was time for me to finally revamp Java's design...so here's the reference for Java 2.0! Cue the fanfare!
They always said "Don't Feed the Plants", but I guess that also applies to gluttonous Lynx girls too!
Well, are you going to feed them or not?
Super fun commission for
@bastardapple
!
Every Sunday, poor Pepper Jack thinks he'll FINALLY sell his turnips for a profit, yet by the end of the week he's eaten every last turnip! Oh well, there's always next week~
Commission for the wonderful
@PuppityTPup
! Gotta love chubby goats <3