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@pongothehermit

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warrior poet

Philadelphia, PA
Joined October 2023
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Me and you are gonna settle shit like this
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My bitchass whimsical life
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Wearing this in my room with nothing else on
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Yo! now that I don’t wanna die we should hang out for real
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I’m so into her that I leave her the hell alone
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Guy who is trying to get canceled but everyone keeps giving him chances and it’s driving him mad
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Doing burpees in my room and burning myself with a lighter
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Some eggs and potatoes; some hot coffee
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I’m basically just relying on grant money to fund the research into where my hug at
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Getting so plastered I just pull out a book and start trying to read
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Hey I’m going to the worst part of town to buy drugs and I’m really drunk and my phone is dying and there’s a brilliant light in the sky that is changing shape and it’s following me
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I straight up destroyed my life
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Beatdown band begging me to move up front. Why? So your fat ass friend can swing haymakers and throw surprisingly limber high kicks at my head?
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My entire life has been absurd
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When you open an energy drink you are releasing a demon
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I shouldn’t even be here today
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Normal as fuck rn
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This type of shit be happening
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horses meeting and inspecting a king penguin unlikely unusual encounter of two very different animal species regal-looking guest
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Hanging out in my basement..
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My life sucks and I’m kinda into it
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Be gentle with me, I’m only a grown man
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I’m slithering into this machine later today
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me anytime I go to any city in any state anywhere in the world: It’s crazy people live here
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I’m in the lab working on a 300 layer burrito
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First time flying without trafficking drugs, nervous, wish me luck
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My posts seem to resonate with sick freaks from all walks of life
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Need to get really into pills and lean
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you: ………. me, a telepath: you never shut tf up, do you
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Really hot girl unfollowed me because I posted about poop last night
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If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
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When a woman tells me she finds me intriguing this is how I imagine I’m being perceived
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But i gained 300 lbs for you
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Is it “Far Right” to want someone to hold ?
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When I’m telling you I’m a workhorse this is what I mean
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Me taking the high road
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I have reached the end of my journey.
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“This tweet has been deleted.” makes tweets x10 funnier 😭
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Things women say to men they don’t realize are insulting
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You just showed up a week ago, dude, who even are you
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Fired up
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I’m on the waitlist for corrective brain surgery in Mexico
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Hard week, brutal year. s/o to everyone who reached out to me or helped in any way. You’re forever in my favor. RIP dad ✊
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If I was a horse they would’ve shot me years ago
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My outfit for her bday weekend 🌹
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Might fuck around and live to love again
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Low key the world is ending
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He gives everyone the creeps
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Letting beer run down my chin and throat and spill all over my shirt and pants, then letting out a loud anguished groan
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I’m going to my quiet place
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cop: license and registration please me:
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Detectives told me not to leave town but I’m going anyways
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In 2008 I discovered three dead bodies in a car parked on my street, all three gunned down in cold blood, no cops anywhere, no sirens or ambulances, I just looked at them and went home
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Bobbi Althoff's husband Cory Althoff has files for divorce after 4 years
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Here’s a picture of my childhood bestfriend clasping a bottle of vodka and punching someone in the head, I think he peed his pants too
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@ALetterToElisez
🖤🦇Robin/Elise🦇🖤
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A Thread of silly punk images to prove the fact that not all punks are "scary" "Violent" or "Dangerous" but instead pretty much very kind, silly and nice people to be around // 🧵
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I’m ready to learn Chinese, buddy.
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Everybody got that one homie that deserves happiness
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I got nowhere to be so I go into work on my days off
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All ten of my girlfriends said they don’t want me talking to you anymore
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Whatever
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The noncommittal simp
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Had a good run
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Releasing my list of crushes tomorrow. 8am EST
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her: you were posting about killing yourself back then, like a lot, almost all of them were like that and it freaked us out me: those posts are often referred to as my ‘Blue era’
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Pittsburgh last week
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I’m doing a documentary on people who are about to get their ass kicked and I’d like you to be in it
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When I fall asleep
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Off a zyn hallucinating
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I’ve decided to become a recluse
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Blocking 900 of you tonight
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Life was better around this time
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quote with your favorite mirror selfie
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Looks like it’s just you and me, buddy
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“What Catholic school did you go to?” Uh, Our Lady of Severe Punishment
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Good for nothing son of a bitch, lazy bastard
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All ten of my girlfriends said I can’t talk to you anymore
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Full Pongo Breakfast
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I killed a man in self defense with a crossbow when I was 3 years old
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My advice is to keep it poppin on the daily and just make it happen
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Hey thanks for putting me in a groupchat with my ex
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My favorite family photo ever is this one I found that my older brothers and their friends took of themselves with a little 80s Kodak instamatic pocket camera.
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Telling me the kitchen is closed is like telling me to go kill myself
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When I was 15 I let my friend try some speed and he went on to become a serial arsonist in our town but that ain’t my fault
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You should get murdered for questioning me
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lmfao what the hell is going on over on sex pistols twitter
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Drafting up a hug search warrant, hoping to find where it’s at
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Remembering it all
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I’m Pongo from hell and these are my photos
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@Lightroom
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i'm ____ from ____ and these are my photos
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There are federal agents inside the punk scene in Los Angeles- this is real
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New Yorks alright
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Relapsing on bandicoot juice
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When I worked at the sex shop all the construction workers came in to buy the most expensive and bizarre fuck-gadgets and pay with hundred dollar bills
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Which one ladies?
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I don’t give a fuck how nice you are, replying without a like is a block. That’s just business.
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Top 3 lonely spots to sit
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@angelpetrol
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Show me a normal image that will make me feel alright
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Jumping off a bridge into the river later tonight
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I’d be so happy if this was my life
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Whatever
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I can fit through this probably
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