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@polyIeritae

2 years

Something is very, very wrong when the parameters used to extol the virtues of a piece of media are EXACTLY the same as those used by the intensely sex-negative, anti-feminist Southern Baptist church I attended as a closeted teenager.

🥀Jessica🥀

@chrstinedaaemon

2 years

There is something so ugly about this and if you can’t see it then you need to pick up a history book

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2 years

@heartsalty lmao having a handle like “incestisnastyyy” is definitely a case of “the lady doth protest too much”

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4 years

@matchamaIIow I think this is exemplified by the Very Online™️ puritans who tut "what would normal people think about your ships," not realizing that fandom and shipping in itself is a bizarre, niche little subculture. Normies would consider in-fighting about paper dolls unspeakably pathetic.

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@polyIeritae

4 months

“We”? It’s beyond creepy that there are grown adults aligning themselves with teenagers like this to shriek about how they’re not sex-negative, we’re all just (insert pejorative here). You’re 26. I’m 33. I promise we have more in common than you and a fucking 16-year-old.

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@hoodnymph

4 months

@kuromibatwingz Like if you're so "concerned" about gen z and younger kids being prudish (a loaded word tbh) perhaps focus on how we're being abused interpersonally, exploited economically, AND being fed propaganda. Literally anything before giving opinions on recreational sex of teenagers

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1 year

i rarely see shit like this on tiktok so it always takes me out when i see some boomer without wrinkles shrieking about fan fiction.

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@polyIeritae

2 years

“gross and masturbatory” are exactly the descriptors you should be aiming for in your creative endeavors. make it overflow with passion, delight, horror.

In my flop era

@StaticRaining

2 years

New type of puriteen just dropped

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@polyIeritae

2 years

To be clear, this is not a criticism of Heartstopper nor those who enjoy what is apparently a very sweet show! But there is something alarming to me about people seeming to need queer content to be sanitized to such a degree that it mirrors puritanical Christian values.

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@polyIeritae

2 years

@Uncle_Krynnge @bizzaroren i strongly suspect that the folks who expect and demand that fictional relationships be healthy have little to no actual relationship experience irl.

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@polyIeritae

2 years

@sillymango35 @kzzrttt the point isn’t that we cant use the desktop version; the point is that whether or not something can be in the app store determines if it can have adult content. it’s what happened w/ tumblr and it’s what could very well happen with twitter, if musk keeps musking

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@polyIeritae

1 month

A stranger being triggered isn’t anyone else’s problem. I think folks have gotten way too comfortable with the cw/tw expectation online to recognize that you cannot hold strangers responsible for managing your triggers.

rhys ✦ iwtv era

@baelthebaird

1 month

@lotticents “just block if you don’t like it” but like if some sees that and gets triggered the damage has already been done

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@ohnio_antonio @itwistedurleg @MONO_KUMARZ ymmv but it really depends on how you say it and the intent. i've vented about something, and a friend was like 'hey, i've been there, this is what helped me'. that didn't come across as making it about them at all; their advice was genuinely thoughtful and helpful. +

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@polyIeritae

3 years

people are far more judgmental of fanfic despite rarely providing the positive feedback fanart receives in droves by comparison.

hailey 🍸

@DRAGONYOONGl

3 years

fanfiction opinion that will get u jail time

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2 years

@ScionandSinners can you imagine zenos as an older brother “zenos, wanna play ball?” “i care not for such paltry diversions. what joy is there in banality, in a toothless hunt?” “… ‘kay, i’ll ask sis.”

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@polyIeritae

1 year

@DulcisDolly The concept of personal responsibility may be foreign to you, but you don’t get to cower with your tail tucked between your legs expecting sympathy because you decided to publicly smear someone and were taken to task for it.

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@polyIeritae

4 years

Folks lewd everything from the way a weapon is dragged along the ground, to a character snarling a line just so, to the perfect ratio of leg exposed between shorts and high socks. Anything is sexy if you’re horny enough and I think that’s humanity’s crowning achievement.

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@miiriya_miiriya Maybe stick to promoting businesses -- which you seem very good at -- rather than pretending you're more knowledgeable than licensed therapists.

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@polyIeritae

1 year

please feel welcome to gush here about your favorite old man/young girl ship ❤️ (or old man/young boy ship! old men pair nicely with everything 😌)

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@ohnio_antonio @itwistedurleg @MONO_KUMARZ expressing that you understand how someone feels is perfectly fine, and if they seem to be looking for advice or help, it's not out of bounds to let them know what worked for you or someone else. i often have the same concern of "omg, do i sound self-centered?" ... like now 😅

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@polyIeritae

1 year

literally enjoy whatever you want. there’s something for everyone, but not everything is meant to appeal to everyone. if you’re reading something you’re not into, just drop it and find something else; no need to try to spin your distaste into moral/ethical grandstanding.

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@polyIeritae

3 years

people seem to have this bizarre concept of adulthood, and i've noticed it especially in predominantly queer fandom spaces. i hate to break it to you but you're an adult at 18. there's a snowball's chance in hell you have all your shit figured out, but you're still an adult.

Robert Schultz

@_RobertSchultz

3 years

a friend of mine was like “being 27 is weird because it means you’re not a kid but you’re also not quite an adult” and it’s like, actually dude, being 27 means you’re FOR SURE an adult

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@polyIeritae

2 years

@coldslauw Many people have specific preferences; labeling ships to let someone know what to expect is a matter of courtesy.

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@polyIeritae

3 years

@hrothgyaru and the quest title will be something like "nothing LEFT to do but make it RIGHT"

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@polyIeritae

4 months

@KyuMin_0789 @KoroKogane @lordnugget420 THEY ARE ABUSING THE COPIUM AT THIS POINT

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@emetsboywife I cannot wait until baby sapphics learn to develop a personality outside of hating men.

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@Murdersmith No one thinks you made it, but you did share it which indicates that you agree with the sentiment that someone is owed grandchildren just because she popped out kids and they did, in turn. And... no, no one “has the right to expect” me to have children simply because I was born.

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@polyIeritae

2 years

@oknolisten op literally tagged it #proshiptwt and then acts all surprised pikachu when they get engagement from the specific group of people they wanted attention from

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@polyIeritae

1 year

@adybpt solution: allow our joy during the second sebaciel renaissance to drown them out 😌

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@polyIeritae

3 years

gimmick accounts pulling this kind of thing will never not be funny but part of me thinks this is might not be "random bird lover gatekeeps birds" but rather "emet-selch stan-cum-fancop who developed a fondness for shoebills yells at clouds"

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@shoebillhours

3 years

// btw, pr*shippers are NOT. welcome here <3 dni if youre into problematic stuff ty

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@ASTRID_DELMER compilations like this hammer home how much solus canonically loved theatre

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@gurocult @supremegreendr1 fanpol threatening us w/ a good time, part 34.

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@polyIeritae

11 months

people don’t owe strangers a breakdown of their deepest personal insecurities, traumas, and sexual hang ups to justify why they write about X vs Y. oh, you didn’t ask for that? you mean you didn’t want us to ask ourselves the answer to a question you think only has one answer?

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@polyIeritae

3 years

@JASTBLUE honestly, lamento. tbh i'm not sure how to feel about this question when y'all promised to translate it, backed out, and then dangled it like a maybe-carrot.

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@gurocult it's their transparent attempt at sounding non-confrontational, passive, and "uwu i'm just warning u abt this dangerous person 😰 pls dont attack me, i'm too anxious to deal w the consequences of my own actions".

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@polyIeritae

2 years

@DailyNucarnival @solidorenigma as both a dmmd and nty fan this might be the one thing that convinces me to play nucarnival

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@polyIeritae

2 years

you can rewrite your vows without them sounding timid and flaky. not everything needs to be said in toothless soft speech. you’re allowed imprecise intensity and passion, especially for something literally signifying a lifelong commitment.

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@dremilyanhalt

2 years

Instead of “till death do us part” how about “for as long as this feels healthy, safe, and meaningful for both of us”

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@polyIeritae

9 months

@heknowsitsayin @Gelzazz that is actually EXACTLY how horror works horror isn't just gore and ghosts. horror reaches into the unexpected corners of the human psyche, dredges up our deepest fears and desires, and forces us to confront them in ways that are intentionally confusing or ambiguous.

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@polyIeritae

1 month

hot take but lesbians who spend their time shrieking about the boogeyman bi woman are hilarious for assuming we’d be into them. like bestie, you’re rancid and your hatred of other women you’re mad at bc you assume they don’t wanna fuck you is genuinely off-putting. 💅🏻

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@polyIeritae

1 year

@Ash_B1998 respecfully disagree. respect and consideration aren’t required for someone to enjoy a ship’s dynamic.

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@polyIeritae

3 years

@JenosonTwit … why is she punishing her seven-year-old for being underweight

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@polyIeritae

7 months

unpopular opinion but i despise the weird lack of boundaries between creators and enjoyers the official ffxiv and larian twitters are uncomfortably involved with fans and now we have a figurine being changed because fans are too fucking stupid to consider why a wolf was chosen

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@miiriya_miiriya You seem to be conveniently ignoring the fact that you're spreading misinformation about a perfectly normal sexual practice that, again, licensed therapists have spoken about. I wouldn't consider spreading misinformation to be something an account like yours would endorse.

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@polyIeritae

3 months

it’s so transparent and disgusting when someone paints a fucking target on someone’s back here and then makes a follow-up tweet about the current social justice cause du jour linking something related to palestine doesn’t transform your harassment into activism

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@polyIeritae

4 years

Suggestion for 2021: when you see a stupid-ass hot take and you just GOTTA respond to it... check how old OP is first. Don’t waste your precious time trying to reason with someone who’s, like, fifteen and pretending they understand the nuances of queer history or kink/sexuality.

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@polyIeritae

3 years

i think part of it is the erroneous belief that 'innocence'/ignorance absolves you of guilt or responsibility. some people find the concept of personal responsibility terrifying and refuse to accept that no one else can or should shoulder the consequences of their actions.

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@polyIeritae

3 years

everyone’s wol is stunning, amazing, unique. this much we all know. what would you consider your wol’s “trademark” or most unique feature? it doesn’t have to be one that other players can see (for example, a birthmark, chipped tooth, etc).

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@polyIeritae

4 years

today's positive vibes go out to fanpol/antis with "secret" problematic accounts that they use to enjoy the content they're afraid to admit to enjoying on main. i sincerely hope y'all are able to find more supportive friends with whom you can enjoy fandom to the fullest. 💖

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@polyIeritae

2 years

@miracide_ I’m so sorry, Mira. I went through something similar with an Emet-Selch zine a while back. It’s beyond upsetting. In my case, the mod reconsidered and apologized, but I declined re-inclusion in the zine. I’m hoping you’re able to find some kind of solution or closure in this. 🫂

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@poefully @aatenaire you literally tagged the post with "pedophilia". you implied he's a pedophile b/c he *might* potentially enjoy a ship you don't. you *knew* this could jeopardize his job -- you were probably hoping for it. seeing someone like a ship you don't doesn't put normal people on edge.

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@polyIeritae

3 months

@lordnugget420 god these panels are INSANELY horny and impossibly well-drawn for someone doing it one-handed

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@polyIeritae

1 year

it’s okay, period. we’re not drawing fucking lines in the sand about shit that doesn’t matter. all old man (or woman) ships are fine.

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@polyIeritae

3 years

look at my bio. it says "adult". it doesn't say "knows everything". it doesn't say "has it all figured out," "wise," or "mature". it just says "adult". as in, "i'm past the age of majority and can legally consume mature content". it means "not a juvenile". that's it.

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1 year

@allagandrone THE FINEST SPICE

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@polyIeritae

1 year

bless all y'all for having immaculate taste but i'm gonna have to mute this for my own sanity, i didn't expect anyone but me and a few moots to see this so rip my notis 💀

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@dee_seaa @cat_madara There's no such thing as an "illegal ship".

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@polyIeritae

5 months

@rockpapercynic the thing that tipped me off were the lights - something about them just looks wrong.

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@polyIeritae

1 year

• i will come right out and say that fanfic is the most underappreciated. • if you use a fucking ai to spit out soulless text because you value clout and attention over artistic integrity, i hope every word you try to write yourself withers before you ever put it to paper

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@plewtwo

1 year

as a fanfic author this is really discouraging because fanfics already tend to be (arguably) the most underappreciated form of art in fandoms, or at least its the hardest to actually get feedback and appreciation for what you spend weeks on creating

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@polyIeritae

2 years

@bleed_peroxide tbh the “mean lesbian” in her bio is a surefire sign of a bad take. i only ever see people too stupid to realize they’re regurgitating radfem rhetoric call go “tee hee I’m a mean lesbian”

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@polyIeritae

1 year

We all know our WoLs are stunning. What do you love most about your Wol’s appearance? Any unique/striking/lovely features you like to accentuate? (Yes, I’m using a certain individual’s assertions about their Au Ra as inspiration for others to gush about their blorbo.) #wolqotd

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@polyIeritae

2 years

@sketchkun how the fuck does someone enjoy ANYTHING nitro+chiral publishes as a “proship dni”-type 😭😭😭

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@fabledtactician @pspsps_elezen "Use TBN for the TB so you can get off another GCD, and let the BLM stand in the AOE so they can keep Eno, just throw an Adlo on them."

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@polyIeritae

4 years

daily reminder that all your ships are so sexy and big-brained 🔥

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@polyIeritae

4 years

Since apparently it needs to be said: 🔞 means NO ONE UNDER 18. NO MINORS. Don’t use 🔞 if you’re a minor. It is NOT a synonym for nsfw/sexy/horny content; it means “not intended for minors”, period.

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@polyIeritae

4 years

TIL that being silly and cute = “acting like a child”. Y’all are fucking joyless and sound jealous.

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@polyIeritae

1 year

that’s actually exactly what it means. if i put dddne and rape/noncon in the tags, that means it has rape/noncon, and that i’m not going to dress it up in a way that feels comfortable for you. i’m not going to condemn it in my writing. i’m not promising healing or comfort.

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@polyIeritae

11 months

someone out there is blessedly unaware that their attorney’s secretary plots incest porn during her lunch break or monotonous tasks.

purple_bookcover is on 🟦🌥️

@purplebookcover

11 months

The nasty freak 30- and 40-somethings writing weird gross porn during their extremely ordinary day jobs are the foundation of fandom, and I wish anyone who thinks otherwise a very "your school year cannot start back up soon enough."

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4 years

@ribharp @emetsboywife I think you're misunderstanding the point that's being made: that it's perfectly normal to enjoy a taboo subject in fiction while having no desire to enact it IRL. I have a twin sister towards whom I obviously feel no attraction. I also have no problems with fictional twincest.

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@polyIeritae

9 months

having “media literacy” does not mean that someone only creates art you find palatable. the great thing about art is that it provides an opportunity to explore different facets of a theme or story, often in complex and ambiguous ways! how does an artist not understand this?

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@polyIeritae

1 year

got blocked by someone i’m assuming is a terf or misguided baby feminist for saying that it’s not that weird for women who don’t menstruate to have tampons available to provide to women who do

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5 months

“Everyone blissfully forgot” Speak for yourself, I am very blissfully aware of and frequently think fondly of this master work. 🥰

Negative Legend

@Negative_Legend

5 months

Ready yourselves, because I'm tackling the super weird and creepy anime/manga that everyone blissfully forgot. But now I'm bringing it back to talk about the weird groomer vibes and inappropriate age-gaps. If you remember this series, I'm very sorry. #loveless #anime #manga

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@Jirachi_The_God @UNS3ENENTITIES That’s not the point. You are intentionally misleading people trying to AVOID minors by marking yourself as an adult-only account.

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@polyIeritae

4 months

vote for true love vote sebaciel

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@polyIeritae

2 years

Art is one of the few places where someone can share the ugly, unpalatable, and unpopular feelings they have. I don’t owe hope or kindness to someone viewing something I made to explore MY feelings and MY thoughts. My work, I hope, helps someone feel seen and validated.

𝕞𝕖𝕘𝕙𝕟𝕒 𝕛𝕒𝕪𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕙

@betterthemask

2 years

what’s the point of making art that’s mean, cynical, hopeless right now?

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@polyIeritae

4 years

gentle reminder that hating "cishet women" is still misogyny even if you're queer or "sapphic". gentle reminder that hating all men, and then trying to backpedal with "well, only cis men" is radfem bullshit and being queer doesn't mean you're immune to falling for it.

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@polyIeritae

4 years

@Murdersmith That’s on her. “Investing in a bloodline” just seems like a funny way of saying “expecting everyone after her to pop out kids”; if it doesn’t go the way she wanted, it’s no one’s fault but hers.

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4 years

@HIIIIFRIENDS__ @D0ntHateEatCake @ackermafia @antimarleyan Hi. My husband and I met when I was 19 and he was 28. It's more common than you think.

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@polyIeritae

4 years

They were both adults. I met my husband, then 28, when I was 19. We started dating when I was 20. You are trivializing actual abuse and grooming by oversimplifying shit and painting all age gaps between adults as inherently predatory.

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@polyIeritae

4 months

n+c antis are my favorite kind of braindead like we both played the high school omegaverse noncon game, stop pretending we’re not eating the same meal

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@neoopiure

4 months

these mfs be like "proship dni i hate you😭😭 btw my interests are dmmd, slow damage, danganronpa, resident evil, sweet pool, kuroshitsuji, hannibal, danmei, baldurs gate, fata morgana, litchi hikari club, yarichin bitch club, game of thrones, greek mythology-

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@polyIeritae

4 years

I don't know how to break this to you, but someone is still a part of the queer community even if they're closeted, and this narrative that they're ONLY part of our community if they're out is dangerous and isolating.

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1 year

@JesstraTired @unhingedA03 good on you for curating your twitter experience! i wish more people would do exactly this.

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@polyIeritae

3 months

it’s like clockwork: op: this person is a predator because they liked two cartoons kissing/said something weird/did something that in most situations just warrants a private conversation between the two parties! @dingledongus69420 you follow! downthread: click to support 🇵🇸

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@polyIeritae

1 year

@adybpt this person seems to fundamentally misunderstand how boundaries work. idk the original context so i could be wrong about why it was brought up, but if they’re uncomfortable with certain content, setting a boundary means blocking it themselves - NOT telling strangers what to post.

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