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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
7 years
Everything I love gets destroyed.... ....in the dryer.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
I just heard my husband on the phone trying to explain his first name by saying "My name is Francisco, like the rice-a-roni. You know, the San Francisco treat." I couldn't physically laugh hard enough...
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
When your boyfriend yells up to you that he’s hungry, and you tell him your not... so he texts you this gif of himself...
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
Me: I'm 27, and I look like this... My husband: *looks me up and down* Whatever, were married. I'm gonna give up too soon.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
Me: Try and say it like this, “ma-say” Frankie: “mersales.” 🤨 Close buddy. Teaching Frankie how to say anything in French is an absolute task. But damn does he look good on a balcony in yellow with Marsellies as his backdrop!
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
2 years
Still struggling. All I’ve gotten from Pinterest that’s acceptable is: 90s over-sized shirts and pants, leather pants, American flag everything, cowboy boots, and camo. So basically, dress like I’m back in a Pennsylvania high school. I got this.
@frankiemuniz
Frankie Muniz
2 years
My wife has been searching online what NASCAR wives wear to the races... That means this is getting real y'all. @NASCAR
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
@frankiemuniz I love how I am the only person in this family who works...
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
7 years
Hey person who robbed our goodwill pile in our garage last night... you may have taken our filing organizers and old iPhone chargers, but you forgot the scale!!! What the heck!!! Come back!!!
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
A woman came into my shop, picks up a mug, sets it down and says “I’ll buy something similar on amazon later.” How sad of a world we live in that people would rather support a monopoly than a small business. Some people just don’t think about what they’re doing to the economy. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
He really does. I caught him sitting on the bathroom floor eating one and thawing two others to his perfect consistency...
@frankiemuniz
Frankie Muniz
6 years
. @luigisice y'all's Mango Frozen Ice things are literally my favorite thing on the planet. It's turned into an addiction and I need an intervention.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
7 years
Can't wait to return home and get back to the golf life. Spain was awesome! We had loads of fun at the F1 race!
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
There are pretty much only two celebrities we love in the Muniz household... Post Malone and Lizzo. Are you surprised? I mean, come on. The vibes. They both make you want to grin like an idiot and just enjoy life...
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
7 years
@frankiemuniz You are my very best friend, and I cannot imagine a future without you by my side. I love you, my darling ♥️
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
My son. He’s quite charming.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
3 years
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@frankiemuniz
Frankie Muniz
3 years
After almost 36 years, I finally sprouted my first chest hair. From now on, only refer to me as Daddy or Sex-God.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
7 years
“Let’s make a new family rule, always take the free bottle of water.” -great wisdom from @frankiemuniz
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
Oh man. You know how every child has that one thing? A blanket, a bunny, a binky - that they just can’t do anything without? I seriously hope that Mauz is like that with his otter that @jessemodz and his incredible family sent us 😍 cutest gifts ever!
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
7 years
My soulmate ❤️
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
5 years
It's day 4 of quarantine and I am already going to commit a murder if my husband doesn't stop trying to get me to workout with him.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
7 years
Frankie is reading very romantic/adorable text messages from when we first met... He gets tears in his eyes and literally pulled the “no it’s allergies I swear” thing 😂🙌🏼
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
The best part about pregnancy is when you go to pass by your husband and both of your belly bumps lightly graze one another...
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
3 years
It’s 2021. Why are some coffee shops still charging an extra dollar for almond milk?
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
5 years
I know there's a big and tall section in Nordstrom, but where is the short and small section? I need to get my future husband to stop shopping in the kids section...
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
9 years
Annnnnnnnd, I'm backkkkk 😉 http://t.co/pxYGoekAlp
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
5 years
My husband is doing the bring it around town hip dance thing and he's telling me "this is all yours."..... I'm so lucky.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
8 years
my handsome man, appreciating art like a true gentleman. I love traveling the world with my best friend 💕 @frankiemuniz
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
I'll second this....
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@frankiemuniz
Frankie Muniz
4 years
I'm not sure if I'm more Ebenezer Scrooge or The Grinch... Just call me Ebenezer Grinch.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
8 years
"I'm a skunk connoisseur. A fart, smells bad. Blue cheese, terrible... But skunk, It's like smelling baby back ribs." - Francisco Muniz IV.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
This tweet annoys me on a whole other level...
@frankiemuniz
Frankie Muniz
6 years
I'm always right. Always. It's weird.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
shooting for beijo bikinis 💎 http://t.co/npQ2faw4Rk
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paige muniz
10 years
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
I really really really love my life ♥️
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
Thank you for the post @TheLadBible 💋❤️🙌 http://t.co/GRpbmCKB6Z
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
5 years
Just told Frankie I can't wait to write my first series and become more successful than him, his reply was pure gold... "Well, that won't be very hard." 🤣😭
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
3 years
The only thing I can think about right now are all the opportunities I helped everyone else achieve throughout the years, and how I never actually got the chance to do anything I personally needed for my soul. I think it’s time for a self-love 180. 👩🏼‍🎨🛩🧳🧘🏼‍♀️👩🏼‍🍼⛰👩‍🍳🗺🏌🏼‍♀️🎞📷👩🏼‍🌾
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
Watching ginny & georgia. Is this how teenagers are now? What the actual fuck am I watching?... Are they 16, or 20? Are they really smart, or really stupid? I'm so confused...
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
The photo that started it all 🙈🙈🙈 http://t.co/xnNFrE0HRn
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
❤️ Photo by InlightenPhoto http://t.co/XarpmM4jTA
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paige muniz
10 years
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
I wonder if slugs think humans are ugly...
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
7 years
Oh man, what did you do now? ....I’m on to you! 😂 I love you, darling 💕💋
@frankiemuniz
Frankie Muniz
7 years
My girlfriend @paigey_price is so cute. She's my everything.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
I'm wearing pink, what in the world... and my baby abs are poking through 🙌☺️ http://t.co/Rs38JLxwpU
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
5 years
@frankiemuniz When I stand up from this chair, I'm going to come over there and superman punch you in the throat.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
Ever been so pregnant that your belly nearly breaks an entire shelf of Christmas decorations at a hobby lobby? Yes. Well.... Good for you.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
My husband just dutch ovened me in the car while knowing I have super human smell right now.... I tell him to roll down his window before I drop him. He looks at me with a straight face and proceeds to ask "What? Do you wanna break up?" Loooord please give me the strength...
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
🍕💀🐞🍍💎👽❤️ http://t.co/U6lyw7mjle
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
2 years
Want to know what the biggest scam on the planet is? Natural. Deodorant.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
7 years
You'll never order salmon when you're out to eat at a restaurant ever again after you've eaten salmon prepared by Francisco Muniz lV 🙌🏼👨🏻‍🍳
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
2 months
The most underrated song of all time: Good People by Jack Johnson Go ahead, listen to those lyrics of utter gold and a not-so-in-your-face warning about the public decline of civilization. 💃🏼✨
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
7 years
Frankie dressed himself tonight and guys...... He looked SO FRICKEN CUTE 😍👏🏻 I'm still so impressed. I love this man ❤️
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
this is mega cool. http://t.co/Sd5uEq2cAk
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paige muniz
10 years
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
Whatever happened to people caring about the lives at stake from covid? Why is everyone out at super spreader events? Now people like me aren't even allowed to go to a fking grocery store... again! I'm so annoyed with the stupidity of the human race.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
Today was insane. I'm sleeping and typing this, or something... #exhausted
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
11 years
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
One of my biggest pet peeves: when people say "let's get drunk and make bad decisions." Uhhhh what? Like, why? Why you do that? Noooo. Drink water and go to sleep girl. Put a mask on and take a bubble bath while watching Hairspray or something...
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
Went to Walgreens pharmacy to pick up a medication. They gave me the wrong prescription, then claimed my paper said otherwise but they couldn't show me because it was against protocol. Even after my doctor called & told them they were wrong. Pretty sure that's super illegal? No?
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
5 years
You know what is more annoying than the opening to Fergies "London Bridge" song? Nothing. Nothing is more annoying than the opening to Fergies "London Bridge"....
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
7 years
For the next 50 years, my drivers license picture will confuse many on if I'm actually a vampire or not...
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
lover. @Msjxoxo photo by @nodakphoto ✌️✌️✌️✌️ http://t.co/ytanDLYbHf
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
Every time the song “The Middle” by @Zedd comes on, I scream “Frankie! Why don’t you just meet me in the middle!!!” He LOOOOOVES it, trust me guys.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
I literally work 4 different jobs. I am over worked and never paid. I don't care about the pay. I'm really complaining because I want shrimp right now.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
1 year
@frankiemuniz I’ve been wondering for years why your right arm was so much bigger than your left, and now I have my answer.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
7 years
I'm extremely excited to watch the love of my life amaze people with his charm and skills tonight on #dwts ❤️🙌🏼 @frankiemuniz
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
5 years
You know what’s worse than getting into bed to enjoy your favorite movie and drink some ice cold water before a beautiful slumber? A cat named Jeri sucking on my shirt because she misunderstood when some random guy (future husband) called me a snack...
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
Ugh. I feel bad for people who work customer service lines. I'm always frustrated when I call, but I contain myself and am always very polite - by the end of the call, (Cindy) is talking shit about her previous calls and telling me my voice is so soothing... That's a tough job.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
You're not ready for summer if you don't have your @beijobaby bikini! I LOVE IT! 💛👙✌️🌴☀️🏊 http://t.co/5e2l6e8gJ3
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paige muniz
10 years
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
I really don't like your skinny jeans, so take them off for me... http://t.co/6I4HJ5Z0w8
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
5 years
You don't get a comeback until you become addicted to drugs, commit a serious crime, or kill someone... Take your pick kiddo #LastChildStarToGo
@frankiemuniz
Frankie Muniz
5 years
I'm actually thrilled with a tie game! Incredible comeback @AZCardinals ! Now it's my turn to make a comeback...
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paige muniz
5 years
I don't know what is worse... Frankie just being Frankie in the morning, or Frankie trying to be quiet in the morning. One, you get a vacuum and the other... You get a vacuum.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
8 years
💋❤️
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
11 years
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
my every day average "watch Netflix and eat pizza" outfit 👌 photo taken by @PhotosOnCall http://t.co/Y5Ddk9cb7a
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
goodnight beauties 💕 http://t.co/L8JNurP4Kc
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
So many reasons why he is truly the most inspiring human being on the face of the planet...
@teslaownersSV
Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
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Thankfully @elonmusk didn’t listen to his hero’s who doubted him and yet he proved everyone wrong
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paige muniz
8 years
@frankiemuniz We've been in NJ 3 days, and been to this @CarvelIceCream twice! It's the only one in the country we've found with pistachio!
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
8 years
Switzerland and Paris planning! 🙂
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
Watching Once Upon a Time and a certain someone decided to slide this little number into my email 😍👙 http://t.co/uST9olNamP
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
7 years
You know what would be a great new reality tv show? Me making food outside of @frankiemuniz 's comfort zone and filming him eat it... 🥕🥐🥑🥗🍰❤️
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
I look like a super tan midget with a big butt. It's ok though, at least I've got a big butt 👍😂 I wuv Peyton and 🐼. http://t.co/7s7hJOSUHh
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
Goal: six pack in 9 days... and keep it for at least 2 hours (long enough to take after photos) before having a five guys cheeseburger... 👍🏼
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
5 years
Just read almost 2 years of my own tweets and all I can say for myself is... I literally have no idea why I am like this.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
Woke up to what I thought was a shadow of a man standing in the doorway. Now I can’t sleep. I want peach rings, a blanket fort, and my cat to be wearing a bow tie. Could also use a cup of tea and some fuzzy socks too... 😞
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
10 years
When you call me baby. I know I'm not the only one. http://t.co/3at6iA5THH
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
5 years
This chandelier gives me life, I am in love.
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
6 years
This is what I get for dating @frankiemuniz ... being stuffed in the bed of a truck getting bitch slabbed by my own hair and strong gusts of hot Arizona wind... #blessed
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
4 years
I hate that everyone's giving shit to Space Force right now. Like, honestly... Who wouldn't want to be a Guardian of their country?! 👩🏼‍🚀🚀 I like it...
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
2 months
@frankiemuniz I hope the lady at the window booty breezed on your non-pickle #1 . 💨
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paige muniz
10 years
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@pogmuniz
paige muniz
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My version of “tell me you’re married without telling me you’re married.” Keep your lil munchkin baby digits tf outta my “nasty plant-based” cookies. @frankiemuniz They’re good tho right? 👀
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