I just heard my husband on the phone trying to explain his first name by saying "My name is Francisco, like the rice-a-roni. You know, the San Francisco treat."
I couldn't physically laugh hard enough...
Me: Try and say it like this, “ma-say”
Frankie: “mersales.”
🤨 Close buddy. Teaching Frankie how to say anything in French is an absolute task. But damn does he look good on a balcony in yellow with Marsellies as his backdrop!
Still struggling. All I’ve gotten from Pinterest that’s acceptable is: 90s over-sized shirts and pants, leather pants, American flag everything, cowboy boots, and camo. So basically, dress like I’m back in a Pennsylvania high school. I got this.
Hey person who robbed our goodwill pile in our garage last night... you may have taken our filing organizers and old iPhone chargers, but you forgot the scale!!! What the heck!!! Come back!!!
A woman came into my shop, picks up a mug, sets it down and says “I’ll buy something similar on amazon later.” How sad of a world we live in that people would rather support a monopoly than a small business. Some people just don’t think about what they’re doing to the economy. 🤦🏼♀️
There are pretty much only two celebrities we love in the Muniz household...
Post Malone and Lizzo.
Are you surprised? I mean, come on. The vibes. They both make you want to grin like an idiot and just enjoy life...
Oh man. You know how every child has that one thing? A blanket, a bunny, a binky - that they just can’t do anything without? I seriously hope that Mauz is like that with his otter that
@jessemodz
and his incredible family sent us 😍 cutest gifts ever!
Frankie is reading very romantic/adorable text messages from when we first met... He gets tears in his eyes and literally pulled the “no it’s allergies I swear” thing 😂🙌🏼
I know there's a big and tall section in Nordstrom, but where is the short and small section? I need to get my future husband to stop shopping in the kids section...
Just told Frankie I can't wait to write my first series and become more successful than him, his reply was pure gold... "Well, that won't be very hard." 🤣😭
The only thing I can think about right now are all the opportunities I helped everyone else achieve throughout the years, and how I never actually got the chance to do anything I personally needed for my soul.
I think it’s time for a self-love 180.
👩🏼🎨🛩🧳🧘🏼♀️👩🏼🍼⛰👩🍳🗺🏌🏼♀️🎞📷👩🏼🌾
Watching ginny & georgia. Is this how teenagers are now? What the actual fuck am I watching?... Are they 16, or 20? Are they really smart, or really stupid? I'm so confused...
My husband just dutch ovened me in the car while knowing I have super human smell right now.... I tell him to roll down his window before I drop him. He looks at me with a straight face and proceeds to ask "What? Do you wanna break up?"
Loooord please give me the strength...
The most underrated song of all time: Good People by Jack Johnson
Go ahead, listen to those lyrics of utter gold and a not-so-in-your-face warning about the public decline of civilization. 💃🏼✨
Whatever happened to people caring about the lives at stake from covid? Why is everyone out at super spreader events? Now people like me aren't even allowed to go to a fking grocery store... again! I'm so annoyed with the stupidity of the human race.
One of my biggest pet peeves: when people say "let's get drunk and make bad decisions." Uhhhh what? Like, why? Why you do that? Noooo. Drink water and go to sleep girl. Put a mask on and take a bubble bath while watching Hairspray or something...
Went to Walgreens pharmacy to pick up a medication. They gave me the wrong prescription, then claimed my paper said otherwise but they couldn't show me because it was against protocol. Even after my doctor called & told them they were wrong. Pretty sure that's super illegal? No?
You know what is more annoying than the opening to Fergies "London Bridge" song? Nothing. Nothing is more annoying than the opening to Fergies "London Bridge"....
I literally work 4 different jobs. I am over worked and never paid.
I don't care about the pay. I'm really complaining because I want shrimp right now.
You know what’s worse than getting into bed to enjoy your favorite movie and drink some ice cold water before a beautiful slumber?
A cat named Jeri sucking on my shirt because she misunderstood when some random guy (future husband) called me a snack...
Ugh. I feel bad for people who work customer service lines. I'm always frustrated when I call, but I contain myself and am always very polite - by the end of the call, (Cindy) is talking shit about her previous calls and telling me my voice is so soothing... That's a tough job.
I don't know what is worse... Frankie just being Frankie in the morning, or Frankie trying to be quiet in the morning. One, you get a vacuum and the other... You get a vacuum.
Woke up to what I thought was a shadow of a man standing in the doorway. Now I can’t sleep.
I want peach rings, a blanket fort, and my cat to be wearing a bow tie. Could also use a cup of tea and some fuzzy socks too... 😞
This is what I get for dating
@frankiemuniz
... being stuffed in the bed of a truck getting bitch slabbed by my own hair and strong gusts of hot Arizona wind...
#blessed
I hate that everyone's giving shit to Space Force right now. Like, honestly... Who wouldn't want to be a Guardian of their country?! 👩🏼🚀🚀 I like it...
My version of “tell me you’re married without telling me you’re married.” Keep your lil munchkin baby digits tf outta my “nasty plant-based” cookies.
@frankiemuniz
They’re good tho right? 👀