Darán @plasticwanker Twitter profile

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Darán

@plasticwanker

5 years

When you stub your toe

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5 years

So close

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Me and my buddy in the queue after daring each other to double drop.

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Knew that would come in handy one day.

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Let’s have it

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@HaitianDvorce

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Double on the khole

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Best one yet

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@KJS407 Cant believe Americans wake up and think “which shall I bring to school today?”

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@FangsSquirtle @soriverse Every days a school day

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@FrankieBall_v2

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Fairs.

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“Ring him again lad”

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@FightHaven When I have ad Leopards to “the list”

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5 years

Are you blind?

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@LiamLambrini

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@NewcoJoe72 @906030M 🤝

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@MadMontana

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@livduffy_x

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@dannyecho90 @RyanGavo Karen in HR

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@ClassAOlly18 “Outside, smashed Audi”

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@harrietloynes If you’re homeless why not buy a house?

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@ameliamcd_ You knew it was coming

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Let’s go Stevie

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@Keertish734 @bigbattypha If it does it’s not cocaine

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@LunarCFT @906030M Wakey Wakey want some flakey

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@_dylanjohnstone

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@oliviaallan4 @MarcFindlay98 Marc

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@cnviolations I love that you can turn off replies but you can’t hide from community notes 🫡

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@DogSolutions Found his owner

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@womenpostingws I wanna squeal from the chandelier….

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@absoluteradio @NoelGallagher

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@fesshole He’ll be fuhrious when he finds out.

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@dubslife1 I maintain the stance that if birds weren’t allowed to scream when it kicks off it would be a fair fight and they’d have a pint afterwards.

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@NadineDorries

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@tomtaylor1267

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@dog_rates Ssays hello…well he will when he wakes up

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@ACSfessions “Fingered her too”

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@reinaaem What a twist

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@Owen_1906

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@cctv_idiots

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@BlondeRach33 Because we get the flavour.

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3 years

@fesshole That’s a winrar

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1 year

@ClownWorld_ “…and how does being car jacked make you feel right now?”

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5 years

How do you like yours?

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@amaan5585_

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@sairasameerarao

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@CJRChar @SuppressedSikh @BiSeagull

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@DDeathSquadd @darrentill2 So we can talk to our butlers on their androids.

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@LatCit154 @fesshole

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4 years

I used to spark a cigarette so a bus would come, not sure about this method.

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@CourtNewsUK @CrimeLdn Charged with receiving swollen goods.

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@Catherinelc94 @kayleigh_99 To be fair a pal of mine she gets that too and it is usually a married fella

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@MerielMyers *channel changes* “I was watching that!”

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@HumansNoContext

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@P0well97 This her dad?

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@TriasAlfie @SuppressedSikh

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@_rooof_

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@OTBCjayden What he say fuck me for?

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@plinketyplink2 Imagine asking your pals to be in the video, actually deffo has no pals and paid some lads hanging around the offy

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@EllisCole_ Got told off

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@LickshotLippy

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@NatashaFxx @StephenBlacksh3 For my man

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@_DHOTYA We’re just European men

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@SpicyWengz It’s called Cheetahs

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@fesshole ...key tennis

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@ACSfessions If you have to ask…

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@DrJaninaRamirez

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@JustInNotOut

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@MrDtAFC Oops. Silly goose I’ve only gone and done a kidnap. What am I like??

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@13Jindy @CarpieMarkie Oh I get it. Because he used to race.

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That one mate who sees you struggling and always has your back

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@Fact

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@Palomafaith @RishiSunak To be exact

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2 years

Time to assess you’re life choices lad when Ben Mitchell sends you home in wheelchair

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@AmandaHolden Been there

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@Alanoleary21 Pass it on

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Cleaning the face hoover before meeting the lads

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@DovySimuMMA

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@thatedgarfella This is why bullying exists

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@olivialavelle1

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@67baldytrucker @_Arne_Slot “Turks came out of nowhere…”. They live there

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Herb Dean to the rescue

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@CrimeLdn I’m no ninja but why would you not grab a fucking chair

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@DudesTakingLs My bestie

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5 years

Good.

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@BeardedGenius

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@dubslife1 Susan Boyle giving it some

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Ye da watching the kids unwrap the Xmas presents pretending he knows what’s in them

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1 year

The real measuring system.

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@TrisCoach @CrimeLdn Twitter journalists at it again.

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@fesshole Pass it on 👍

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@LozzaFox @I_amMukhtar Fox solicitor and the judge

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@bradtickle1 @bethanyellennx Shouldn’t make light of this but that’s my new insult. Thanks

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@caughtoffside @SoccerInsider

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@ROUNDTHEBEND__

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@CrimeLdn Out of there

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