Ben 🗿 @pkmben Twitter profile

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Ben 🗿

2 years

I couldn’t give any less of a shit how many trophies we won or didnt, the 20/21 season was one of the best times of my life and a big part of that was Ole’s United take me back man

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Miss vibes footy

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@pkmben

4 months

VVD was ready for his 1v1 defending edit and didn't realise he was playing against the biggest crackhead in the league

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@UTDDengv2

4 months

The fact that Bruno hit this first-time without taking a touch is outrageous man.

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@pkmben

4 months

Imagine having a 20 goal season only to see there's someone with twice as many... and someone's ahead of that guy by 5 more

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@blondedcartier

4 months

BRO😭😭😭

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Ben 🗿

@pkmben

3 months

He must be absolutely terrifying to play against. Imagine isolating your full back 1v1 and he just stands there

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@imanbrev

3 months

doku vs awb - all actions

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Ben 🗿

@pkmben

2 months

Objectively factual opinions on every United player (template in replies)

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@pkmben

10 months

McTominay carried Scotland to the Euros but Haaland can't do the same with Norway 💀

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@brfootball

10 months

Scotland qualify for Euro 2024 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@pkmben

2 years

His football IQ is absurd, the second he sees Rashford slow down he changes his run for the overlap

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@BeckhamsView

2 years

Stop That Bruno

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@pkmben

8 months

Garnacho RW is DIFFERENT man why the fuck have we entertained that Brazilian Obertan for so long

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@pkmben

6 months

The reason he's never taken his shirt off after a goal is because there's an ARC reactor under there

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@mufcMPB

6 months

🚨 BREAKING: Bruno Fernandes STARTS for Manchester United against Nottingham Forest, despite injury worries! #MUFC [ @SamC_reports ]

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@pkmben

10 months

Just rewatched the highlights and Onana didn't even celebrate the penalty save 💀 he was telling everyone to shut up and focus for the corner 😭😭😭

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@pkmben

2 years

@MohtorabiS @KateTalksTruth This doesn't come down to talent mate they thought the Great Wall of China was in Japan

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@pkmben

23 days

Nothing could ever make me turn on Rashford

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@pkmben

1 month

Answer me this Erik: what happens 4 months into the season when one of Martinez or De Ligt gets injured

centredevils.

@centredevils

1 month

🚨🚨🌕| JUST IN: Dan Ashworth and Erik ten Hag are ready to move Harry Maguire on out of #mufc . [ @MullockSMirror ]

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@pkmben

4 months

Bruno's that one mate whos autistic as hell but chill

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@pkmben

5 months

@Ic3Evaa Absolutely ZERO depth perception 💔

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Ben 🗿

@pkmben

2 years

Harry Maguire has scored more World Cup knockout goals than Cristiano Ronaldo, hope that helps lad

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@Mike_RMCF

2 years

Congratulations to Enner Valencia on scoring more World Cup goals in 32 minutes than Wayne Rooney in 3 World Cups. Hope this helps

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@pkmben

5 months

Ole said that everyone knew he was losing his job at half time, with some players crying and not in the headspace to play (presumably McTom and Rashford). That level of care and respect for your manager solidifies you as "United through and through", if anything.

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Ben 🗿

@pkmben

4 months

Spot the player who scored in all 4

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Ben 🗿

@pkmben

7 months

Remember when Ole spent like 2 years bringing all these exciting talents in? Yeah

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@FabrizioRomano

7 months

🚨🟢 Werder Bremer are exchanging documents with Man United for Isak Hansen-Aarøen deal. Permanent move and medical in Bremen later today, player travelling to complete #DeadlineDay move as @arilasos reports. Contract until June 2028.

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Ben 🗿

@pkmben

4 months

Nah I actually can't get over how unreal the goal is. How fucking insane do you have to be to lob the keeper first time with a knuckleball 😭😭😭

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@pkmben

6 months

Fellas built like Count Dooku this is the man I want in charge

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@utdreport

6 months

Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Sir Alex Ferguson attend today's Munich memorial at Old Trafford [ @hitsmcrnews ]

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@pkmben

4 months

@Kenzgar No you can't be serious for a second

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@pkmben

8 months

@HoldDatMate He was trying to assemble a team with Ward-Prowse on set pieces and Maguire McTominay Aguerd and En-Nesryi in the box 💀💀💀

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@pkmben

2 years

Oh nice, a tweet from the Leicester City twitter account. I'm sure I won't see a goalkeeping error by- nevermind

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@LCFC

2 years

Not even a debate.

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@pkmben

2 years

People seem to have really taken to the Ruben Neves (he captains the team in 15th) celebration, 5 years after he started doing it

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2 years

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Ben 🗿

@pkmben

1 year

You aren't safe from a De Gea mistake in Jonjo Shelvey's house

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@kate234949

1 year

@ryansmith15_ @AO1865 @chazwhu98 also put his own clips on 😭

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@pkmben

2 months

Every single player in our academy right now wants to emulate Rashford and there's absolutely nothing that any amount of external hate can do about it

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@itvfootball

2 months

🔴 "I used to watch his U-18 clips when I was younger!" 🗣️ Kobbie Mainoo on the Man Utd player he used as inspiration in his time in the academy... @GabrielClarke05 | #Euro2024

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@pkmben

1 year

@Emmmyalluu @albert12798 Imagine being this much of a self-depreciating weirdo just for no one to buy your onlyfans lmao

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@pkmben

3 months

@evenmagical He scored, but AWB wasn't at fault for that. The rest of the time Doku just got in a 1v1 situation, saw AWB squaring up and just passed it back 💀

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@pkmben

3 years

Players with less G/A than Marcus Rashford this season in all competitions (31): Neymar (19) Jadon Sancho (28) Raheem Sterling (24) Sadio Mané (19) Antoine Griezmann (25) Luis Suarez (21) Kevin De Bruyne (24) Simply world class.

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@pkmben

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Ben 🗿

@pkmben

4 months

People really don't understand, this isn't a player you get rid of

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@Utddoja

5 months

Marcus Rashford vs Liverpool A game to remember.

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@pkmben

1 year

I love the guy but his obsession with familiarity will not always end well for him

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@UtdEIIis

1 year

Ten Hag coached Amarbat at Utrecht WTF???

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@pkmben

3 years

@viasbts @jackmiheroin @kashkid_k @cyb3rkid777 you dont even get invited to them Hope this helps

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@pkmben

2 months

Bonus

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Ben 🗿

@pkmben

4 months

Rooneh would have bagged a Ballon D'Or if it wasn't for this fuckery

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@pkmben

6 months

Because it works for McTominay doesn't it

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@_Rob_B

6 months

There’s a real easy way to prove to fans you love the shirt and badge at Manchester United: Work hard. Show them you mean it with your actions. Run. Chin up, chest out. And do that every single match. Then you are untouchable and you’ll be backed every single minute of your

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@pkmben

3 months

Only options you have at that point is either pass it back or knock it past him and pray you win a corner

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@pkmben

3 months

This man's really just having the time of his life, good for him

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@FelipeFC30

3 months

I had a great time in the Atlantis aquarium in Madrid it was a great experience

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@pkmben

5 months

He's scored against 4 of the 5 big 6 teams he's played this season 😭 disgustingly good talent

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@frdrjpi

5 months

Crashford added to the big six tally during all that 😂😂😂 yall need to respect a real fucking shooter

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@pkmben

4 months

Don't have anything to promote, don't follow me, look after yourselves and your family

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@pkmben

4 months

People HATE this man being a good person

Joe Thompson

@IAmJoeThompson

4 months

A certain visitor came through today! Appreciate the love and support. @MarcusRashford Made my eldest a very happy lady too! Small things make a huge difference 💯

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@pkmben

7 months

Didn't Ronaldo refer to himself as a slave after Ferguson didn't let him leave to Madrid?

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@Be_serious23

7 months

We used to have real wingers that done their talking on the pitch💔

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@pkmben

8 months

I just know he'd do something crazy to this Hojlunds numbers

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@OGtalksfootball

8 months

Danish striker 🇩🇰 Norwegian manager 🇳🇴 Match made in heaven #OleBack

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@pkmben

4 months

@OmarWajeh1 He gets about 5 assists a season just from booting it long as soon as he gets the chance, wouldn't have it any other way

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@pkmben

2 months

His number one hater on the planet apologising to his face but you'll still get people telling you Maguire was never good

𝗧𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗮𝗴’𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝘀 ✍🏼🇳🇱

@TenHagBall_

2 months

🚨🗣️ Roy Keane apologises to Maguire: “I bumped into Harry a few months ago and I apologised to him.” “Sometimes as pundits we get it wrong as well, but there is a point where you go, if it's personal then you're crossing the line.”

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Ben 🗿

@pkmben

10 months

My soul has needed a genuinely insane keeper for so long man

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@pkmben

2 years

@Ronaldo7LUHG Attempting to downplay the past with Ronaldo in your handle is not the argument you want to be making

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@pkmben

1 year

Calling his own dad Wazza 😭 what a guy

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@pkmben

5 months

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@drycleandolo

5 months

Who is even the “big 3?”

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@pkmben

6 months

Players that can just make shit happen no matter what

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@hazfcb_

7 months

How do you guys define “pure ability” in football?

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@pkmben

8 months

Whisper it very very very quietly, but McTominay led the team very well today. Knew what had to be done and made sure it happened

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@pkmben

8 months

"Defensive workrate" Let him play left back for the reserves then. Prick

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@pkmben

3 years

@Mike87_United @DFletcherSport @pell382 Bro this isn't that Darren Fletcher

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@pkmben

1 year

@groottt69 @Emmmyalluu @albert12798 Wouldn't surprise me one bit

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@pkmben

10 months

@tdubinyoface Remove "and McGinn" you're still cooking

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@pkmben

2 years

If Man United signed Declan Rice and not Ronaldo on deadline day, they'd have won the league in 21/22

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@pkmben

11 months

@casualfan_ We've got 3 years, 4 max

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@pkmben

1 month

We're gonna be hit with the seasonal depression + Victor Lindelof ball combo AGAIN

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@pkmben

2 years

@SussexRed @TenHagWay That's true lmao, one of the only PL players to end up with a negative goal total 💀

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@pkmben

11 months

@Ic3Evaa Influencers when they realise that being a hateful person influences their viewers to do the same

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@pkmben

1 year

Italy's big 3 in a bidding war for Maguire meanwhile I haven't seen a single club register interest in De Gea and his contract expires NEXT MONTH

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@mufcMPB

1 year

🚨 NEW: Inter Milan, Juventus, Milan and Newcastle are all interested in signing Harry Maguire! Roma may emerge as a possibility and West Ham are likely to be sounded out. Sheffield United is an interesting option but could be financially impossible. #MUFC [ @DeanJonesSoccer ] 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🔁

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@pkmben

4 months

@choloo_la Bro I went to have dinner and came back to 5K likes 💀💀💀

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@pkmben

6 months

People put full stops at the end of their sentences and think they're spitting

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@EBL2017

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Virgil van Dijk. The best defender who has ever lived.

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@pkmben

1 year

This shit is hilarious bc one side of twitters gonna know him as Megan the stallions boyfriend and the other side knows him as the man who injured himself by touching the ball

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@LeeLovesBey

1 year

megan’s new man whew 😮‍💨

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@pkmben

1 year

@EIonOUT Read the caption and automatically assumed it was De Gea ffs my brain is broken

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@pkmben

1 year

@Trraavv Ironically that weekend of football might have been the best ever

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@pkmben

10 months

@Timtile9 @_Praiise No one cares about Odegaard

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@pkmben

2 years

@dantalksball @r1medi Prime Top Gear was unstoppable, they built a bridge, called the first guy to cross it a slur and were back next season like nothing happened 💀

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@pkmben

3 years

Twitter is not real 😭😭😭

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@pkmben

7 months

@pheelzey "All you have to do is apologise" mfs when Rashford apologises and is forgiven

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@pkmben

1 year

@pChalTV "Illumise and Volbeat are gonna be Bug/Electric"

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@pkmben

3 months

@AbdallaFSuliman PLEASE tell me what this is if not a 1v1 situation

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@pkmben

3 months

Ronaldo deprived us of a second full season of this

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@WREHPARLOUR

3 months

@waistsize32 Second goal wasn't bad either

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@pkmben

3 years

@viasbts @jackmiheroin @kashkid_k @cyb3rkid777 so is yours difference is Jungpook can't score a goal to save his life

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@pkmben

2 years

That second goal is unreal, wins it high up, skins the defender and shoots so hard he sends himself flying

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@UtdEIIis

2 years

He’s worried about the wrong player.

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@pkmben

7 months

He fucking oozes love for this club. It's honestly painful to see this from him in comparison to how he was treated as a manager, like meeting up with an old friend just to kick his head in

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@__Manveer

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He’ll be back one day.

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@pkmben

2 years

This is like if United just kept playing Greenwood as if nothing happened

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@Arsenal

2 years

🏆 Emirates Cup team news... 💪 Saliba & Zinchenko start 🇳🇴 Martin Odegaard in midfield 🔥 Gabriel Jesus leads the line Let's do this! 👊

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@pkmben

8 months

It's actually mental how easy it is to control narratives on Twitter because absolutely nothing whatsoever has happened to his ball striking 💀💀💀

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@MarcusKnowsBall

8 months

What happened to his ball striking man

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@pkmben

3 years

@loresatoxica You trying to look attractive without chemicals

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@pkmben

10 months

@Oliveresuana Darren Fletcher on commentary screaming "MAGUIRE!!!" added about 14 years to my lifespan

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@pkmben

3 years

@K_MZL1 @UtdRocco Gotta love when people on TikTok put enough bass in the video to kill Prince Philip like this isn’t a 2013 minecraft tutorial

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@pkmben

3 years

@vloneshaz All this guys doing is supporting his country man don’t come at him like this

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@pkmben

2 years

Nah the bravery to try that, let alone pull it off...

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@pkmben

3 years

@solskjaerssreds Nah you know how shit you have to be to be shunned in Sunday league our striker is 5’3 with the pace of Giroud and the upper body strength of a five year old and he starts every game

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@pkmben

11 days

This from Rashford is up there with my favourite celebrations ever, you can tell just how much it meant to him

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@UTDDengv2

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