Georgeclarkey @Clarke13George Twitter profile

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

Myself and @Balegde_ are doing a podcast. That’s the tweet.

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Georgeclarkey

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2 years

BREAKING: The corgis flee Britain as they find out they now belong to Prince Andrew

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Georgeclarkey

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7 months

Someone’s effectively put a flyer up on Twitter to take me in as a rescue boyfriend

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this lad is on my hinge top picks basically every week can someone please give this man a chance

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Georgeclarkey

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2 years

South Korea’s back line looking like Kanye’s recent calls after a night out

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Georgeclarkey

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1 year

Hot take, if you’re being accused of grooming, don’t apologise by creating a nursery rhyme

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

Throwback to when X-Factor made an “over 25s” category and 10yr old me saw them as a group of OAPs

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

10 months

The clothes folding was enough but to throw in the no look? The man makes laundry a spectator sport

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I can’t lie, Messi might be in the debate for the greatest clothes folder of all time.

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Georgeclarkey

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3 years

I cannot wait to milk the shit out of “I lived through a pandemic” to my kids as if it was the blitz

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

Lizzies have been dropping like flies recently

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

BREAKING: Leader of the organised gang after Paul Pogba has been identified

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

Bit of a hot take, I’m gunna go for the one who ran quicker

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@ESPNFC

2 years

Who you got winning in a 100m race? 🤔

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Georgeclarkey

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1 year

Mad that a literal bear left the girl alone before some guys in pryzm would

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1 year

The smartest way to handle a bear encounter...

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Georgeclarkey

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3 months

Very brave with such a close title race creating an Arsenal bottle

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Exclusive PRIME edition, hydrating the Arsenal! @PrimeHydrate 🤝 @Arsenal

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Georgeclarkey

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2 years

Whys my Instagram snaking me and showing me people’s photos from months ago, liking pics and accidentally looking like I’m making moves on half the people I follow

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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@Deliveroo Not now deliveroo

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

I think they’re called travel agents

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i need a holiday man

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

Messi gunna end his career with so many cups in his room, my mum would be fuming

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

1 year

Hi Piers, “update” insinuates something has changed

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Gender update: I’m now identifying as a complete berk. 👇

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Georgeclarkey

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Bless him, the world is a big and daunting place, that’s actually a bedside table

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

1 year

Look buzzing tbf

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I love when KSI wins because it gives him more confidence for him to actually get in the ring with me.

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Georgeclarkey

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2 years

How did we survive COVID for 2 years? The UK is cold for 2 days and everyone’s bed bound

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Georgeclarkey

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He needs to be supervised at an ATM because not only his card but also he could be swallowed up by one, bless him x

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Georgeclarkey

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2 years

Only way Liz has my backing is if she runs in the next general election with the slogan “Truss me daddy”

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

8 months

Nothing makes me smile like a gash on the face at the end of the night

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Halloween 2023: how it started vs how it’s going ft. @Clarke13George

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

Mad that it took arguably the greatest athlete of all time to win one of the most prestigious trophies in sport to get more likes than a girl bobbing her head to Blackpool Grime Media

george

@StokeyyG2

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Messi’s Instagram post is now the MOST liked post on ANY social media platform EVER after surpassing Bella Poarch’s record of 60.3M on TikTok…

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Georgeclarkey

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2 years

So like, is every swan now an orphan

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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Tom Zanetti’s nose taking its usual Saturday beating

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Prince Harry reveals he has enough material for a second book.

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Georgeclarkey

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1 year

A genuine apology letter I wrote as a child for my mum.

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Georgeclarkey

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2 years

Me when I’ve hidden my mates phone and they are stood right next to it

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Georgeclarkey

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8 months

Absolute pleasure, thanks for having me

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This fan may have the greatest courtside video ever 😂🔥 (h/t @overtime )

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

Has anyone checked on David Attenborough, I am NOT ready for that

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

I know I’m wrong but I feel correct when I say cold pasta is healthier than hot pasta

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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@Specsavers @valentine_liv_ Not helping

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

*messi scores* Commentator: “And this special little, tiny dwarf fuck has scored, what an incredible small little midget this man child is”

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

1 year

Who do I contact if I’m being cyber bullied by a tiny little man?

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

1 year

On one hand AI is terrifying and it’s going to be the end of humanity as we know it, but on the other, Homer kills his verse

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i was NOT prepared for homer 💀

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Georgeclarkey

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Kylian NotHappe

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

When your girlfriend won’t let you go out with the boys

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

1 year

Nothing but a consensual meme template drop

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@Clarke13George you have my full permission

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

Say what you want but I think the corgis are better off with Andrew, he’s got a history of grooming

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

1 year

We were out in the desert so long my arse resorted to eating my shorts

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The Hangover 4 looks rubbish

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

Prince William when he asks for the wrong uncle to babysit Louis

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

Ridiculous that it’s even gotten to a point where he needs to apologise, if it’s annoyed you that much just move on. It’s like going into a town square and seeing they’re advertising guitar lessons and screaming “but I don’t want guitar lessons”

The Late Late Show with James Corden

@latelateshow

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Inadvertently told a brilliant Ricky Gervais joke on the show last night, obviously not knowing it came from him. It’s brilliant, because it’s a Ricky Gervais joke. You can watch all Ricky’s excellent specials on Netflix. J x

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

1 year

We usually use this same manoeuvre so he can order his drinks over the bar

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Georgeclarkey

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2 years

Will fully back King Charles III if he does an adaptation of the horrible histories Charles II rap

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Georgeclarkey

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Wife’s at “work” so had to pick the little lad up from school

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Georgeclarkey

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2 years

My problem is that I feel professional when I delete “Sent from my iPhone” before I send an email

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Georgeclarkey

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Engirland are way better than England

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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Doesn’t sound like a nice defender

Who Knows Wins

@whoknowswins

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⚽️🔴 Nice defender Jean-Clair Todibo sent off just 9 seconds after game kicks off 😳 - #Ligue1 #Football

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

Monday morning TV will be a tough watch, it’s the choice of a funeral or James Corden voice acting an emoji

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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“We just met in the queue and I guess the rest is history”

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Georgeclarkey

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1 year

They didn’t have their phones bless them, but these fans wanted their photo, so here it is

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Georgeclarkey

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2 years

For anyone wondering what memeulous looks like, just imagine dream with a bandana, hat and sunglasses on

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Georgeclarkey

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1 year

The judges were so happy with my performance they were literally buzzing

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We found out who’s got talent…

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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I remember when he was a humble little Northern boy, what happened?

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

No because if people make jokes when David Attenborough dies I will literally throw hands

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Georgeclarkey

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1 year

I have 12 PRIME Energy RRP: 4 Bedroom House in Hampstead Heath Willing to take offers

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Georgeclarkey

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5 months

Can 2 friends not just have a nightout in peace these days

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Georgeclarkey

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1 year

I’m convinced they’re missing out on millions by not making adult fruit shoots, the size is the only reason I don’t drink them

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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Get you a friend who talks dirty to you

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

2 years

OK, Piers… we get it, you did an interview with Ronaldo. You’re slightly over-egging the rimming soufflé now…

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

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OK, Lionel.. we get it, you won the World Cup. You’re slightly over-egging the gloating soufflé now…

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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In the end France just had Tchouameni chances

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Georgeclarkey

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Does anyone know who this man is? Been scamming people on Facebook market place offering chess knowledge as “payment”

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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Never watched dream in my life, so why would I be excited about seeing some random blokes face? No please answer because I am actually excited

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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Tell you what, was ballsy going live so early but he has stayed so still for the last 20 minutes

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Georgeclarkey

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So many worries surrounding the beliefs of the home nation, they forgot to question the refs

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Georgeclarkey

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When I was a kid my English teacher once said to me: “you’ll never reach 200k subscribers on YouTube George Clarkey, you little prick” Well look at me now

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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Today is World Encephalitis Day so I thought I’d share my experience with a horrible yet still relatively unknown disease #Red4WED #WorldEncephalitisDay @encephalitis

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Georgeclarkey

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So you’re telling me an “un-shagged Mary” has a kid, then a “random” bloke travels from across the country to give it gold, Joseph fella join the dots

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Georgeclarkey

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Are we all going to carry on pretending halloumi has always been a thing? 12yr old me didn’t have a clue what it was and now I’m just waiting for my next mouthful of rubber

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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That one kid in the school talent show who thinks he can break dance

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😮 That neck training by @KSI Watch live 👉 #KSIFournier | May 13 | @MF_DAZNXSeries | @PrimeHydrate | @Stake

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Far too many attempted beards in one poster

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We visited Norway & Dubai for my biggest video ever: 0° vs 40° Football Challenges ❄️🔥 Coming this week. Be there no matter what.

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Georgeclarkey

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This Thursday previous careers will be saved or current ones will be ended

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Georgeclarkey

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Can people stop asking me to look between letters on my keyboard, Twitter was getting annoying as it was without having to do homework to understand wtf is going on

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Georgeclarkey

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Ah sorry depression can’t fit you in today, I can do Tuesday at 4?

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With all of the achievement god has made possible for you through mountainous dedication and work. With the unlimited possibilities of the multiverse, a future you can craft in anyway you decide via sheer will. How can you possible find the TIME to be depressed? Serious

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He was 12 when lockdown started, amazing what Joe Wickes and banana bread can do to a man

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Ethan Nwaneri comes on for Arsenal and is now the youngest player in Premier League history. He was born in 2007, he is 15-years and 181 days old!

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Now we’ve got a king is it the United Queendom

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@Memeulous

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Georgeclarkey

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Seen a lot of people doubting if @Tgarratt10 will recover from this. But it looks like when tackling something hard he will try to pull it off

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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How do kids in the US get away with calling their mates parents Mr and Mrs whatever their surname is. Do that in the UK and you’re getting bullied

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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Of all the things the government’s done, giving out free hammers and drills next month to anyone with a vaccine in their new NHS x B&Q collab, is by far the weirdest. Not sure which day it is yet but it’s called April Tools Day

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Georgeclarkey

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Sick of seeing people say “but it’s women’s football”, how backwards can you be, like come on, it’s Engirland

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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Really puts into perspective how addicted I am to Gmail

atrophy wife 🎀

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This picture is so deep. Sadly, I think only a small percent of people will be able to understand it.

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Dunno if I’m just a massive weirdo but I hate when someone captions something “no caption needed”… that is literally now the caption you moron

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

1 year

Someone believed that there was a hot local MILF in his area

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Some things are “free” and they can still be scams. Trust me. Example - Porn.

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@Clarke13George

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Is there a way to type “motherlode” into real life a load of times

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Georgeclarkey

@Clarke13George

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Imagine trying to convince men to subscribe to your programme on how to be a “Top G” and then make a video where you’re clearly fully rattled by a 19 year old girl

Andrew Tate

@Cobratate

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Thank you for confirming via your email address that you have a small penis @GretaThunberg The world was curious. And I do agree you should get a life ❤️