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still the hardest i’ve ever been roasted

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mormon tik tok is insane

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this still remains the best photo i’ve ever taken. it belongs in a museum

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whenever i feel bad about myself, i always pay a visit to r/cigarettes

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@sapphicdouchebg how am i supposed to build my celestial harem of wives if i’m attracted to men /:

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i am green with envy at my friends new purchase

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lots of people mad at this and i’m here to tell you all to cry harder.

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@nervyoungman @JackthStrippr @musicstruggles1 found the car seat headrest son

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@BackwoodsGoku yeah, you definitely know a thing or two about dense loads

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@yourealazyfvck you dress like you sell skin products at a mall kiosk

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2 years

this is honestly so fucked up

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Pubity

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Search “this tweet has been deleted” in your camera roll and post your favorite

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4 years

saw this happening while i was walking to work

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3 years

wow this is doing numbers! check this out

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2 years

got the hardest heat bootleg of all time

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3 years

i bought a pizza oven during quarantine and spent time learning how to make homemade pizza!

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3 years

feel free to unfollow because i’m a woman

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her: omg he’s so cute i wonder if he thinks of me him:

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@hoch2wo whatever german

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male group chats

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@RoddyIgnant

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Women really think it be some wild shit in mens group chats. Let me tell u, a male only group chat is the most boring shit on earth.

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me and the boys in the theater watching zoe kravitz drink milk

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@mariokartdwi this is a 4th graders shopping list

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3 years

there’s a high school near me that is designed to look like the millennium falcon. anyway happy autism awareness month

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if you’re funny enough in school you get to take the death stairs to work

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@HeheWaitWhut my only takeaway is that bald guys are 🔛🔝

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5 months

dolly would never do this. you have an insidious sickness of the spirit

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Jo Lean.

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@low_dosage e-bike riders are fucking losers

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if cancel culture makes the green m&m unhot i will k*ll myself

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@AStratelates @itsjphd @caesar_pounce @Goodtweet_man you guys keep getting stood up because you speak like this

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@BigWillyITGuy99 death penalty

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what 😭

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3 years

my roommate doesn’t know anything about pop culture and was 100% serious

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“can i get a bump?”

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boys chat

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11 months

posting this crybaby thread on thanksgiving of all days is loser behavior

Scorched Earth Policy

@Scearpo

11 months

The flaccid asexual emptiness of millennial culture is the direct result of cohabitating male and female friendships in a middle to lower class environment which possesses none of the aristocratic eccentricities to normally justify mixing women and men together in a platonic

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i’m sick of looking like artie bucco

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stop bookmarking this

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i’m on here to laugh, watch vids of people dying, and like egirl selfies

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2 years

when i was 9ish years old my mom found me drawing marge simpson as hitler in church and i got put on meds the following week

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@seeshespeak @DKThomp @TheAtlantic i’m confused. why is hanging out highlighted? do you think you invented hanging out?

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1 year

hmmmmmmm. seems to me that this swagless troglodyte sufferers a deep sickness of the human spirit.

“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE

@megantheevalium

1 year

Do you ever realize a guy is the type of person that goes up to strangers in public and strikes up conversations and feel like this

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3 years

100 likes and i get the jinro frog tattooed on me

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why do i always get this ad

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this is not hard. vegetables are objectively gross, bad food and everyone who pretends to enjoy them is full of shit and they know it

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2 years

coastal blue checks will never know the joy of helping others and sipping on a cold beer after bettering the day of those closest to you.

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As an adult, don’t ask your friends to help you move. Hire movers, save a friendship.

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We’ve got guys in the group completely transforming and upgrading their style. He went from Normie to Playboy. You should be doing the same.

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@SweatieAngle having an identical twin, scares me

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like this post if you learned to suck dick on these 😂

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this song keeps me from killing myself sometimes

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13 years ago, far east movement released 'like a g6'

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@vriliam you should slam both inches of your dick in a car door

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spent a good two hours of my saturday putting this cat wall together for barb. i think she’s grateful

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breaks my heart that zoomers will never know the feeling of irreversible brain damage due to smoking spice

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stop saying that this is me

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@powcampsurvivor

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i thought everyone was exaggerating but these guys really do exist

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if i went to your house and you had one of these i’d lash you with a wire hanger

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Technology is amazing

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xmas gift from my boss

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bruh i’m done going to house shows

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thank you everyone

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i’m shaking

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@AMayna57 seems like she shouldn’t be getting mad about it then

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@senator_gun i didn’t see the below post at all and i thought you were making fun of lenny kravitz by calling him lenny rabbits

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it would be so cool if you could live alone for like $300

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i’ve been fighting for my life in like 4 separate dms because of that video

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pilot the eva, or jair will have to do it again

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@fellawhomstdve i hope god never grants you happiness

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going as poppers for halloween

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me when i see father john misty

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i ordered from this pasta place last night and when i went to pick up my food, the guy dropped the bag with my name into the trash, looked me dead in the eye and said "i'm going to remake this fresh for you because you're so hot"

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not sure why people are dunking on this guy. he seems happier than everyone in the replies will ever be.

𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖

@vers_laLune

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couldnt make this up if I tried

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5 months

@Scearpo this is more embarrassing than the original post

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7 months

bad day for someone to be schizophrenic and live in my apartment building

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3 years

welcoming my new followers

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zyn: packed ✅ cock: in hand ✅ beer: other hand ✅

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military surplus companies when they invented boys with autism

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the golden doors of main street. a popular destination for all identities to do joker cosplay

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i love the library. you can rent movies books and print off your w-2 and get narcan all for free

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welcome to my family, goku

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these were the first boobs i’ve ever seen

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i’m 30

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3 years

if one of my coworkers referred to themselves as a “vanguard of the pandemic” i’d beat their fucking ass and collect their fernet coins like they were infinity stones

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@thehipp

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As the vanguards of the pandemic, I can tell you that Omicron and the flu/whatever this cold is is ripping through the service industry at a 1:4 ratio, maybe 1:2 once I hear from a few people whose results have been delayed. We will survive but we are fuuuuuuucked.

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4 beers in i respond to everyone’s instagram story going “hell yes player”

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