I dreamed last night that the Chargers traded away Justin Herbert and Twitter was praising the move as textbook Harbaugh. I think it’s time for me to go outside and touch grass.
𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: A quote from TE draft prospect Tip Reiman, who is theorizing that birds aren’t real:
“Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? How do we know that power lines aren’t pigeon recharging stations?”
DAMN: Bo Nix, Caleb Williams and Jayden Daniels have combined for 6 INTs and zero touchdowns so far this season.
Been a rough start for the rookie QBs
(Via AP)
Chargers fans are in a cult:
1) Small, extremely devoted following
2) Charismatic leader preaching unconventional practice beliefs
3) Will end with mass suicide
NEWS: Josh Jacobs says the
#Chiefs
heavily pursued him but there was no way he would go there because he HATES THEM…
“I feel like once you are rivals with somebody, you have a genuine hate for them”
"I don't want to join the dominant team; I want to be the one who beats them”
“Chargers up by 4…. Mahomes takes the snap. Looking. Under pressure. Throws. INTERCEPTED! DERWIN JAMES HAS THE BALL... THIS GAME IS OVER. THE CHARGERS WIN. JIM HARBAUGH AND JUSTIN HERBERT. SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS!!!”
The
#Chargers
are making a key secondary addition, agreeing to terms on a 1-year deal with former
#Titans
free agent CB Kristian Fulton, sources say. A chance to go out and earn an even bigger payday next year.
New
#Chargers
OC Greg Roman: “Can you imagine Justin Herbert with a great running game? We don’t know, but I can imagine what it might look like. So that’s kind of the vision.”
Chargers: “Joe Alt miscommunication, Easton Stick sacked, McConkey hurt”
Giants: “Malik Nabers is flying, he just caught the ball with his eyes closed. He is flying 300 ft above MetLife stadium”
Suggestions for Chargers new facility “The Bolt”:
1) Junior Seau memorial
2) Philip Rivers statue
3) dimly lit basement torture room, Staley hanging by his balls
Kris Rhim: “Why is the defense playing with so much confidence?”
Jesse Minter: “I listen to my guys, I let them know, we are not going to miss a single birthday in this locker room”
Jim Harbaugh sharing oddly specific expectations: “We wear football pants over the knees, shirts tucked in, nothing hanging past the jersey, chin strap buckled tight”
#Chargers
veterans Keenan Allen and Austin Ekeler are no longer with the team because they “loved Philip [Rivers] more than Justin Herbert” per QB coach Shane Day.