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@iamchriscorooo

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They they get in their bag and drink after 😂😂😂 #TikTok
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2 months
y’all be FCKN & don’t kiss? how the fck y’all start sex a handshake ?
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6 months
I miss skipping school. Calling out of work is too serious
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6 months
“wYd oN vAleNtiNes dAy” Going to work bro it's Wednesday
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2 months
one minute ur a teenager and the next ur a 25 year old senior citizen.
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6 months
I remember I tried meal prepping one time and I ate all 5 meals in one day
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7 months
Bank account nice and empty, starting the new year on a clean slate
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6 months
She’s your girl but yes you still have to ask her to be your valentine bro
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3 months
i’m jealous of people who fall asleep fast, like dang so nothings on your mind lol
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2 months
Marrying the RIGHT person is more important than being married before 30.
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7 months
She's a 10 but she rewatches shows 3 times bc she has attachment issues.
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7 months
That era when u dropped ya phone and the battery flew out was just crazy
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7 months
Them : do alcoholics run in your family Me : no they drive
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5 months
in the gym with my brightness all the way down looking up how to do the exercises
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2 months
I always see old couples and just wonder how many times they forgave each other
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7 months
I don't know who needs to hear this but in 39 days the sun will set at 7pm
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5 months
it does NOT take 5-6 years to determine if that's the girl you want marry
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3 months
Self care is canceled we putting alcohol in slushees and actin out
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7 months
I just wanna get rich the way y'all get pregnant unplanned and fast
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6 months
I cannot believe we the new adults fr…I still drink capri suns
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7 months
The world so broke you don’t even find random money on the ground anymore
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4 months
“you let your pet sleep with you” i’d let that mf represent me in court
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3 months
You delete someones number and here come Apple Maybe: My Baby
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2 months
If you're single stay single, people out here apologizing for taking a nap
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5 months
That “NO PHONE“ rule at jobs really never applied to me
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5 months
it's me and my "huh" against the world
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Nobody: Drunk me: “i GoTtA pEe AgAiN yAlL”
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4 months
I thought my mom was STRICT But watching this generation, she SAVED MY LIFE
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2 months
YES communication is important, but your tone in communication is most important
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5 months
That hour we lost was the one when I was planning to go to the gym
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7 months
My playlist is bipolar. We either inlove, depressed or gangmembers
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I gotta marry someone with a cool family. Im tryna get lit wit my in-laws
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7 months
It does NOT take 5-6 years to determine if that’s the woman you want marry.
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2 months
Having your phone on silent is all fun and games until you can't find it
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6 months
Men, please vent to women. They DO care.
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2 months
Her: did u pull out? Me: your party days are over darling
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6 months
I don't google anymore, I TikTok
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4 months
If ur gonna quit anything this yr, quit being a dumb ass bitch
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2 months
A man never forgets a woman that was good to him even if he wasn’t good to her.
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I lied about being outside this summer it’s too hot I’m irritated already
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2 months
My phones always in my hands so if u thought i'm ignoring u, I am.
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4 months
Cheat? Babe my family raised alcoholics not cheaters
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3 months
Ppl who get drunk then go to work the next morning need to go to the ARMY ‼️
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3 months
Mfs were rude af in HS & now they want us to support their business man fuck you
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4 months
i’m 25, my knee 41, my shoulders 54, my back turns 72 tomorrow
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if you ever met me on a night i mixed my liquors, i’m so sorry fr
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U & ur partner changin y’all ways so y’all can stay together is TOP TIER
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Being in a relationship means whatever you do, consider your partner's feelings.
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6 months
Single ppl aren’t even the hoes anymore. It’s you people in relationships
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5 months
I love unserious people so much because yes, everything is funny
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"u cried over me" Yea I also cry when idk what to wear so it aint a big deal
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6 months
Ask a man what a good woman is & watch him describe a slave
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I do not like FaceTime unless we best friends or I’m in love with you
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I naturally smile when I talk to anybody ain’t nobody flirting witcho ugly ah
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i'll ghost u and still view your story idc this my phone
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If they banned tik tok how tf ima cook
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If you’re 25+ still cheating on your significant other please go to therapy
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3 months
So scared for summer what if I turn into a hoe
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If you start liking someone just block them. follow me for more relationship advice
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Snitching at work is crazy, you weren’t even paid extra for that
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4 months
Day drinking dangerous bro. Im sending a “you up?” text at 5pm
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2 months
Stop doing shit because yo ass got a good heart, and start doing wtf best for you
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July in Spanish is Julio which means Don Julio all month
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6 months
Adulting is realizing Monday is a better "off day" than Friday.
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let it end. let it hurt. let it heal. let it go.
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3 months
That last relationship knocked some sense into me I ain't been in one since
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6 months
I got 0 talking stages left in me.. ion gaf if you ate today.
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5 months
another summer with no white friends with boats
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3 months
It's so nice outside you can smell all the relationships ending.
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I wanna relearn love. The healthy way.
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3 months
Next partner I get, I’m taking their ex out for food, I need both sides of the story
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If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.
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I got 1 friend that when I get rich they can have whatever
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"I can change him" Baby girl change your oil. :(
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3 months
I thought getting drunk with a Latina was gonna be sexy we argued for HOURS
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6 months
Date men who believe in date nights, baecations & random flowers
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just seen a girl re-park her car 5 times
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2 years
She don’t want a hot girl summer anymore, she wants to hit the gym, start her business, travel, & go to the beach.
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I’m dating to marry, I want a family. Not a little relationship.
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A person raised off love & a person raised off survival sees the world differently
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Thank god for Apple Pay cause I haven’t seen my card in 4 days
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I grew up watching Hannah Montana baby I know a double life when I see one
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Unfortunately, I don't want to rebuild bonds that I didn't break. You crossed the line, I didn't, so I'm good.
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2 years
Me at every party: “Pon Bad Bunny”.
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I wipe my OWN tears and tell MYSELF it'll be ok.
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This summer I’m only taking advice from two ppl Don and Julio
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hate when i say fuck everybody & a mf say "even me?" yes especially u too
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U ever looked at someone and be like you really a liar fr & u just don’t stop
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I don’t check phones. But if I reach for it & u jump. Ima rock yo shyt
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I wanna go out, but not club out, more like bowling, painting, arcade out.
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“I’m just a girl” bitch you just a bitch
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Y'all get pregnant by dudes who gon need a ride to da baby shower
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2 years
Hit the gym, stay away from toxic guys, & enjoy your hot girl summer.
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You went and found someone else… I went and found myself I won
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“are u busy rn?” yes I’m going to take a nap
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