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SEA MONSTER

@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

Hi Twitter want to come with me to the lighthouse?

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

@nytimes Delta needs to replace the 5 mil and donate an additional 5 mil where honeybees are needed.

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2 years

@ZelenskyyUa Serious question: why does Zelensky continue to ask for a no-fly zone when he understands the ramifications?

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 months

@HWalbrecht37859 @MaxMaaxMaaax They can find a candidate without using gotchas. Hard pass.

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@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

Hi @darth I’m Phoebe and today is my 5th birthday. I rule the seas in Watch Hill RI and I am a very good pup.

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

@such_hockey_wow @AITA_reddit Anyway it doesn’t matter because this story is bullshit. Fine jewelry in a mall store isn’t Final Sale, No Returns. He’s the asshole and a petulant liar.

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

Phoebe was surrendered twice before we adopted her. Now she rules the seas. #MakeADogsDay

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@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

@anniebannany69 @AITA_reddit Why wait? She needs to book her train home and block his number.

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

@UberFacts Q Tips

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@phoebetheseamo1

1 year

@redskyatnight @JulesJournalist This might be the best trip of her life, I hope she had a lovely flight.

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

@redditships SOMEONE GET THEM A TRAMPOLINE HURRYYY

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4 years

@dril @RepClayHiggins

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4 years

@AITA_reddit AITA??!!!

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5 years

@katgyrl @mikethewatchman “not a fruit of the spirit” is my new No to everything

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

@AITA_reddit Dear OP/NTA, I just need a name, that’s all. I’ll handle the rest while you go back to working out, thanks

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

@such_hockey_wow @AITA_reddit And for a grand? It’s probably a 1/4-1/2 cttw necklace in 10k gold. Why are men so dumb when they lie?

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

@madelinebilis This is Phoebe the Sea Monster. She was twice surrendered before I adopted her. It took 6 months before I was able to touch her tail. Using your logic, she should have been killed 4.5 years ago.

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

@Phil_Lewis_

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

@AITA_reddit AITA for insisting I chase rabbits instead of running?

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

Big day, Twitter! I’m on my way to @TuftsMedicalCtr for the kidney transplant. My surgery begins first, then my sister’s. Please keep us (and the surgeons!) in your thoughts. (sea mo pic for tax)

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@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

This is Penny, she’s 11 and is the Goodest girl on the ferry.

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@phoebetheseamo1

1 year

@msmissy6900 @heathermarie430 @apsmiith @magslals She’s not one of the exceptions, this is how it is for many renters. You really need to get out of your bubble.

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@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

@TheDuckMane @redditships Excuse me? Pineapple on pizza is perfectly fine, Sir.

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

@HTetlo13 @BrianEntin You feel bad for them because you’re a decent normal person who can’t imagine living under stress like this. But they are not you, they’re not good people. The Laundries created the nightmare they’re living in.

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@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

@JenniferJerboa @AITA_reddit That’s not the point Jennifer. They’re not her joggers.

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

Today is my 51st birthday.

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

@CapitolPolice WHERE ARE THE KITS???!!!

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

Phoebe hurt her paw in the sand just as we got on the beach (killed me to hear her let out a cry), I think she caught a stick between her paws? We went home immediately and now she’s giving me Lion Face, just look at this brave sea beast please

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@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

@redditships Is it weird? It’s inappropriate and cheap and selfish. Idk if weird also qualifies here.

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 months

Gtetchen Voss getting kicked out of the media box during jury selection of the Karen Read trial was a TURN. @BostonMagazine are you going to address this?

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

owning herself

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

@nexta_tv Thanks for the reminder, I need to book a few nights in Odessa, followed by a stay in Kyiv. I heard their cocktails are 🔥🔥

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@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

Today is my birthday. I’m 5 now.

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

@The_Real_Armand @BrianEntin I bet it was easy; he had to go to the store, or for a walk or to visit his lawyer. Any excuse would work for parents dumb enough to harbor a murderer

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

In personal news, I’m beginning the process of donating a kidney to my sister, who has #pkd and on a transplant list. I don’t have a lot to share yet but fingers crossed I pass the (in depth!) screening process at Tufts and it’s over by August. 💙 (my sister and the sea mo)

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

I SAID GOOD MORNING NOW SAY IT BACKKKK

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

friends, I just accepted a much MUCH better job offer!!!!!! 🙌🏼😭🔥

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

I turned down a (v good) job offer after submitting 2 hair follicle tests that were compromised (by a lab and shipping) and they asked for a third. I’m told I am being unreasonable for not doing it a third time. Am I?

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

GOOB MORNIG TWITTER!!!

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

@EricColumbus @nataliexdean No. She doesn’t need to negotiate respect.

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

And we’re good!! The kidney is already working, she produced 1.5 liters! We’re both tired and groggy but we did it!!! Thank you everyone for your support!

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

Good morning! If you like my pic I’ll reply with a pic of your sea monster energy.

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@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

@gucci_simpson @redditships you’re the wife, right?

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

Like this and I’ll reply with a sea monster pic of your energy

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

It’s official! November 3 is the transplant surgery!

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@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

Three years ago today I was adopted. I was living in a no kill shelter in RI and needed a family that would never leave me alone in the house.

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

@dloredonline @AITA_reddit Set up auto shipments of diapers and formula, maybe take over the heating bill? But no, don’t give these little shits cash.

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@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

@BJGT50 @JohnWDean Horrible but accurate.

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@phoebetheseamo1

1 year

@JerasIkehorn I love how men exclude childbirth like it doesn’t count.

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

I’m sorry but this is ridiculous.

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@phoebetheseamo1

1 year

I winter sowed 400 Amazing Grey poppy seeds and this is the current result.

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

((PHOEBE IS FINE)) Twitter did I tell you about the two Dobermans that recently moved in? They were off leash this am and attacked Phoebe on our walk. She ran home and this happened.

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@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

Right so I got bad news today and came THISCLOSE to just saying Fuck It and going to bed but I pulled my shit together and this is what we did instead.

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

Goob Mornig Twitter, now say it back

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 months

@ShakeLS I’m so glad Harry found his own path and has Megan by his side. 😭

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

GOOB MORNIG TO GEORGIA AND SELINA ONLY

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4 years

@legaladvice_txt call the cops, do not forward the image.

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

@InsularMiniCool @fleed412 And racist.

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 🎶🎶🎶 8 YEARS YOUNG TODAY!

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

Today was sea mo’s first day guarding the chikems and she only tried to eat them once!

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

A curated thread on why the universe should pay my salary and clean my house so Sea Monster and I can keep doing this.

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

And I passed another round! I’m going in for a full day of testing soon, please send good health vibes I pass the next round!

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

In personal news, I’m beginning the process of donating a kidney to my sister, who has #pkd and on a transplant list. I don’t have a lot to share yet but fingers crossed I pass the (in depth!) screening process at Tufts and it’s over by August. 💙 (my sister and the sea mo)

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

If you vote, you can boop my nose.

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

Guys, it’s pie time. Pumpkin and blueberry are done, pecan is in the oven and rice pie is next. I’m terrible at decorating desserts but decided to give it a try this year.

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@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

I’m Phoebe and I rule the seas.

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

@atrupar The face when he realizes he just owned himself

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

She let out this long deep sigh and is now napping it off. My big brave sea beast ❤️😭😭❤️

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@phoebetheseamo1

1 year

@PatriotGames2 @antifaoperative @theangriestbuni My mother always said I could date anyone I wanted except cops: “They lie, cheat and beat their wives.”

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

I said GOOD DAY now say it back

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3 years

@RangerMTG @DailyNewsEgypt

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

@Acyn That’s a lot of cocaine.

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

!!!!!!!TODAY IS NATIONAL SEA MONSTER DAY!!!!!!! (aka Phoebe’s 4 year adoptaversary)

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

your girl here escaped guard duty, rolled in a massive amount of mystery poop, had the gall to pretend nothing happened and tried to roll on my wool rug yikes

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@phoebetheseamo1

5 years

Happy Sunday! I trashed the neighborhood again.

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

SEA MONSTER AND I SAW SEALS THIS MORNING!!’

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

I’m so happy to see this, my sister is doing really well!!!

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 months

@SussexHenryVIII It worked because this is in my cart right now 🤣🤩

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

Guys I found sea monster’s doppelgänger in Denmark!!!! This is NOT our sea monster, isn’t that wild!!!!!

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

@clapifyoulikeme He was convicted of watching child pornography, I’m okay with OP’s moves.

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

Pleased to introduce my grand niece, Kira Mae an absolute unit born this morning.

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

Large Adult Son and Seamo zonked out while keeping me company this morning and my heart is so full rn. 🥺💙

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

hear me out - little cheesecakes with gingerbread crust

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

This is what happens when I have the f*cking audacity to go into a store.

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

Look who I found on the neighbor’s deck this morning. I had to take her by the collar, she didn’t want to go.

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

And we’re at Tufts! Whew big emotions and lots of love happening here. And my sister bought me a Fenty jumpsuit to wear home!

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

I’m so sick of Covid. I lost my Aunt last Friday to Covid, she was a kidney transplant patient and despite amazing care from the best of the best at Beth Israel and early intervention we lost her. I was named after her. The loss is incalculable, my family is gutted.

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

John passed away this morning. As mask mandates lift, please consider keeping yours on.

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

John went on a ventilator yesterday. Please pray for him and his family. Whenever I see him, he sends up two peace signs.

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@phoebetheseamo1

1 month

Goob mornig!

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

Did you know the sea monster has her own fireplace?

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

Guess who’s feeling better this morning?!

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

WE ARE MATCHED. The donation team is meeting today and we should get more news soon. These are my sister’s kidneys, she’s getting my left kidney and after seeing this photo I wish it could happen *today*. #pkd #livingdonation #tufts #kidneydisease #transplant

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

Guess who’s guarding the neighbors yard again?

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

Today is 4 weeks post-transplant! The shingles outbreak set me back a week but I’m up and moving around, trying to make up for lost time. I’m still swollen but I can fit into more pants now, and the sutures have hit the itchy stage! *seamo tax*

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

I was at Walmart self checkout and an employee was talking to other employees and said: ‘Watch, when the election is over the CDC is going to say it’s fine, it’s over.” Me, clear voice: ‘that’s bullshit.’ Everyone stops.

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@phoebetheseamo1

3 years

Status update: still nekkid, still pissed

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@phoebetheseamo1

1 year

FYP: Arabella 🥹🤍

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@phoebetheseamo1

4 years

@First_Dogs_USA @DrBiden @NaomiBiden Hi Champ and Major! I’m Phoebe the sea monster and I rule the beaches in Westerly RI. I’m so glad you’re going to keep the WH safe and I wish you many happy zooms!

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@phoebetheseamo1

2 years

Today is our 3 month kidney transplantversary! (my sister found this photo of us taken the day of my First Communion so I have to share it) (And our Mum made my dress)