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@philsgoldpig

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21 // it/he/they/xe // neurodivergent + disabled // special interests include doccy who, call the midwife, dan n phil // genderqueer dyke // dftba

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Ali 🧑🀍🩷
9 months
thread on how the bible isn't actually homophobic and the church is wrong abt gay ppl, bcos i've done my own research into it:
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2 years
@lsthief now we wait...
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1 year
@ih8straightmen exactly! like, skinny ppl (like myself) have loads of options for dresses like this smh
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8 months
hey dnp! pls upload, it's my 21st bday today <3
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8 months
@the_tweedy i listen to the shipping forecast whilst doing uni work - it provides the extra stimulation that my brain needs, but bcos i can't understand it i don't get nearly as distracted by listening to it
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@philsgoldpig
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1 year
@realasfuckgod @thatgirlfierce @thedigitaldash_ yeah, it's supposed to be kinda acidic, but knock it too alkali and you got a whole host of issues lmao
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10 months
@pinoftv he gave me a pretzel in one of my msgs lmso
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1 year
@sensorystories_ my autism and anxiety are a killer for the chronic nausea, and not to mention my ibs...
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1 year
@balladfox @RhiRavenRose @Joy_Hope_Fully it would be pretty much the same, bcos it's the same stuff giving it its smell
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1 year
@F0REVERDJH mark of oxin
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@philsgoldpig
Ali 🧑🀍🩷
9 months
...am i the only one who had a crush on phil instead?
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sarah
9 months
why did all lesbian phannies have a crush on dan before realizing they were a lesbian
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@philsgoldpig
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6 months
@0309_AM_ i need to see the link so i know which one to avoid... can you send it me so i'm aware?
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1 year
@wizardsofautism it's even worse when you have endometriosis πŸ₯΄
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11 months
@KhanStopMe charlieissocoollike, dan and phil, vlogbrothers... like there's so many lmao
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1 year
@oldenoughtosay *sobs in 28D, that nobody believes is a D cup bcos they don't understand how bra cup sizes work*
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@philsgoldpig
Ali 🧑🀍🩷
1 year
if you're having a bad day, then just be thankful that you didn't get 2 ppl in your phone mixed up and send this to your manager by mistake πŸ₯΄πŸ˜­
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9 months
this is mine :)
@emotionsphil
cody πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ
9 months
this is my dan video everyone has one this is mine
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@philsgoldpig
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1 year
lesbianism is rlly cool
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@philsgoldpig
Ali 🧑🀍🩷
1 year
jumpscare on the insta tl not sure how i feel abt a random lgbt account using this pic w the caption "Don't be Afraid" lmao
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10 months
...so it turns out i'm not a lesbian. whelp!
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@philsgoldpig
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1 year
happy #mspeclesbianweek from your local ply lesbian! fuck the exclus <3
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@philsgoldpig
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2 years
it's my birthday :)) i've now officially survived my teenage years!
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2 years
@mamathemoon @heartsalty for what it's worth, im 20 and a proud dyke, so there are still youngsters reclaiming the word! :)
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9 months
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@philsgoldpig
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10 months
out of all the crazy things to happen in 2023, me going back to church and reconnecting with my faith was *not* on my bingo card... and yet, here we are.
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11 months
...oh my god, i just got emotional whiplash.
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1 year
i hope y'all know that irl queer spaces do not care if you're a mspec lesbian, btw
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@philsgoldpig
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9 months
maturing is realising that dnp are most likely liberal labour voters at best, and centrists at worst. heartbreaking, but true. ofc, i'm still obsessed w them, but...
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@philsgoldpig
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1 year
i think i accidentally donated my weed to the british heart foundation (i wish this was a joke)
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@philsgoldpig
Ali 🧑🀍🩷
1 year
@dnp_doomed this isn't an apology, this is an excuse in the name of begging for forgiveness. speaking as someone with severe mental health issues, several of which you have referenced in this tweet, i've never once done smth like this - let alone expected ppl to accept it. do better.
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1 year
@hologramvin yes!! middle + ring finger inside, index + pinky resting on labia, thumb on clit. perfect.
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@philsgoldpig
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9 months
(p.s. i know that this was a long and potentially boring read, so if you've made it this far: have a gold star sticker as a thank you 🌟).
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@philsgoldpig
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1 year
lesbian genderfluid boygirlthing :)
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1 year
my queer prom outfit #phanniefriday
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9 months
i'm bored, so here's a thread of ctm memes, bcos i love the show so much:
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1 year
@_celia_bedelia_ as someone w ibs and endometriosis... what is this woman on??
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11 months
miss trunchbull is absolutely a butch lesbian and i will not hear otherwise.
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@philsgoldpig
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1 year
@quinnrs_dw Death In Heaven Extremis It Takes You Away Resolution Love And Monsters (?)
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@philsgoldpig
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9 months
this is stated in romans 7:6: "But now we have been released from the law, for we died to it and are no longer captive to its power. Now we can serve God, not in the old way of obeying the letter of the law, but in the new way of living in the Spirit.").
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@philsgoldpig
Ali 🧑🀍🩷
9 months
firstly, the word "homosexual" wasn't in the bible until 1946. before then, translations included "abusers of themselves with men" (source: 1 corinthians 6:9, revised version 1885), "for men who defile themselves with menkind" (source: 1 timothy 1:10, king james version) (1/?)
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10 months
@dayaswifts ...okay!
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@philsgoldpig
Ali 🧑🀍🩷
9 months
@dnpcosmos i just pretended to know so ppl wouldn't think i was a faker 😭 i feel the same as you
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Ali 🧑🀍🩷
1 year
rejigged the genderfluid flag to make the colour gradient a bit more... well, fluid. thoughts?
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@philsgoldpig
Ali 🧑🀍🩷
9 months
@phillestersbbl this is roly, short for roly mcpoly the 3rd
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9 months
@aloednp i was for ages bcos of vaginismus (ouchie medical condition), but after 7 years of trying (and failing!) i finally managed to use a tampon without being in too much pain and now i happily use both!
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9 months
@toothfairyfemme you could be they/he instead of he/they if that sounds better in your brain?
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Ali 🧑🀍🩷
1 year
really need @girlimusic to drop their new song matriarchy asap, bcos the tiktok snippet is stuck in my head on a loop and i gotta hear the full thing!!
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@philsgoldpig
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1 year
just broke up w my gf :( a terrible day for the lesbians
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1 year
@royanraws so sorry to hear that
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@philsgoldpig
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8 months
@kirbeemo @autisticpond it's a specific learning disability! i'm diagnosed w it lols
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@philsgoldpig
Ali 🧑🀍🩷
9 months
imagine that nonbinary/trans/genderqueer ppl are included + celebrated in god's creation? no, it isn't! identifying as a different gender doesn't clash with the original verse mentioned at all, so it's a bit of a ridiculous argument in all honesty.
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Ali 🧑🀍🩷
1 year
anybody else suddenly get suicidal thoughts out of absolutely nowhere? feeling more anxious than usual today :(
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Ali 🧑🀍🩷
9 months
also, we now have the gender issue - yes, the bible *does* say "male and female he created them", however there's a lot of nature who's creation was missed out in the bible. given how the bible celebrates eunuchs (the closest thing to trans ppl mentioned), is it *that* hard to
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9 months
suggesting that the verses are talking abt sexual immorality *in general.* neat, huh? now, onto my next point: romans 1 vv 26-7, which talks abt natural relations between men and women. this reads as follows:
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@philsgoldpig
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10 months
figuring out that i believe that the bible is metaphorical but the teachings are still important, and reading up on queer theology (all the og homosexuality verse translations were taking abt lustful sex in general) has rlly helped me figure all this faith stuff out
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9 months
therefore, this leads me to believe that the verse in question was actually talking abt lustful sexual contact *in general* since the bible doesn't specify in gender on that front... like, look at the entirety of ezekiel 23 and tell me it's talking abt gay ppl and not just lust??
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1 year
im sat in a uni society meeting, and the person opposite is in a dan howell hoodie... im trying to act normal but im so excited
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@philsgoldpig
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1 year
@hankgreen mel giedroych and noel fielding would be top tier
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@philsgoldpig
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1 year
new vape time!!
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@philsgoldpig
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1 year
blessing you all with a pic of my cat in his hidey hole :)
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@philsgoldpig
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2 years
found a friend who likes mighty boosh, what a win for the autistics
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@philsgoldpig
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2 years
@huggingcrowley may i propose: liking them platonically *and* romantically?
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@philsgoldpig
Ali 🧑🀍🩷
9 months
now, if you look at all those verses above, you'll see that there is absolutely no genders attached to them - it's just ppl "who defile themselves with men" *in general* as opposed to specifically gay men. also, the bible talks abt women who defile themselves with men too, (2/?)
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1 year
this is me and i'm autistic... your turn!
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@autistic_dutske
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Let’s show people who say β€˜bUt YoU DoNt LoOK AuTiSTic’ what Autistics really look like!! #ActuallyAutistic This is me and I’m Autistic, you go next
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@philsgoldpig
Ali 🧑🀍🩷
9 months
now, on the surface this *appears* anti-gay, but the bible needs to be looked at in wider context. notice how the verses didn't specify *what* the normal way to have sex is? just that the ppl were lustful and against god. oh, and the bible never condemns going against the norm...
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9 months
"That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires. Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other. And the men, instead of having normal sexual relations with women, burned with lust for each other." (3/?)
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@philsgoldpig
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1 year
@confused_dnp elijah, oscar, finley, elliot, harvey, matty, charlie, oliver/ollie... this is just a list of my fave dude names, my full name is alistair if you wanna pinch that lols
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1 year
xenogenders and neo/xenopronouns are rlly cool, actually
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Ali 🧑🀍🩷
9 months
not "man", and it was talking abt noncery. 2) this verse is from a book that the bible EXPLICITLY STATES doesn't apply to modern-day christians anymore, making the whole point/argument based on this verse irrelevant.
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Ali 🧑🀍🩷
9 months
leading on from this, one original translation of one of the verses using the word homosexual is "men who defile themselves with other men." yes, this appears anti-gay at first, but in actuality the bible talks wayyy more abt women who defile themselves with men and vice versa.
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10 months
this is me :))
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11 months
#4 GENDERFLUID & OMNISEXUAL 10/10 its halloween but with extra candy. it has ✨️POWER✨️ it tastes like sour gummies and matching costumes with your friends (credits: @starsleeps kofi: )
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2 years
hot bitches go to therapy
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9 months
overall, god loves lgbtq+ ppl, and simple mistranslations + lack of contextual reading has killed/harmed far, far too many. and also, the most important command is this: love your neighbour. if you're showing hate instead of love, you're not a christian, you're a hypocrite. /fin
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@13th_Doctor_off @TimelessOwen that's the joke, bestie...
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1 year
@windhowell it's a twitter glitch where previously verified ppl suddenly have a checkmark again, dw they haven't betrayed us!
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Ali 🧑🀍🩷
1 year
@natureshermit ...but what is the lore?
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Ali 🧑🀍🩷
10 months
today's life lesson: i have a hazelnut allergy. interesting!
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Ali 🧑🀍🩷
1 year
if you could lick the sun without being burned, what do you think it would taste like?? i think it would be tangy
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Ali 🧑🀍🩷
11 months
cw // sui in a weird headspace where i don't wanna kms, but i do wish that my previous attempts had worked... like, if a bus was hurtling towards me i wouldn't move, but i wouldn't *intentionally* step out in front of it... am i making sense here??
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8 months
@jaisydaisy_ i just use pads for the last couple days, who wants to remove a dry tampon? not me!
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1 year
i think i did the trend right??
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11 months
@makeupanaro more than friends, but not in a romantic way
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Ali 🧑🀍🩷
1 year
how old were u when u first did these things? - 19 (late, ik) - 14 - 13 - 19, if we're including vaping - never (i'm asexual) - 15/16 - never - 13 - 16 - never - 19 - 17 reply for the questions
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1 year
happy #AutisticPrideDay to all the autistics in my phone!
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Ali 🧑🀍🩷
9 months
@chekvarajefe @crunkcommie exactlyyy! i forgot to add that to the thread but i'll add that to the argument bank lols
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7 months
@denimjenes took a *hard* left turn at the bottom there!!
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9 months
lifehack: don't develop crushes on ppl in your therapy group... especially if you asked that person out *before* you ended up in group therapy together and they rejected you bcos they're dating someone else. it won't be enjoyable!!
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7 months
and if i say d** a** p***
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i love a β€œthis is us” ass girl like yeah babe, we are those 2 hashbrowns
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now, we have the all-too-famous verse leviticus 18:22, which reads: β€œDo not practice homosexuality, having sex with another man as with a woman. It is a detestable sin." now, there are 2 main issues with this: 1) this verse was mistranslated. the orgininal texts say "boy",
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8 months
hi there ctm twitter, pls let me in :) my name's ali, i'm 21, and i am obsessed w call the midwife. i've been a fan for years (i was there for the valucille gcs), my fave midwife is trixie bcos duh and ctm is one of my special interests! (i'm also a lesbian if that helps lmao)
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10 months
accidentally said "separating the wheat from the shaft" instead of "separating the weat from the chaff" to my mum, brb gonna go sob
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11 months
@FutchmanSam the inbetweeners is alright, but overrated
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9 months
dbt-ru videos save me. dbt-ru. save me dbt-ru videos.
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1 year
@Ka81 it actually rlly suits you! goes well with your eyes :)
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@philsgoldpig
Ali 🧑🀍🩷
8 months
some of my ctm opinions: i'm a gay timothy + lesbian val truther, i ship rosalind and joyce, and my crackship is phyllis and miss higgins. i also have a soft spot for fred, but cyril irks me, i hate tom with a passion, and i don't like what the writers have done to matthew.
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1 year
might make an onlyfans for funsies
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1 year
@lakeshowell ginger and white cat supremacy (my cat is also ginger and white)
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