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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize these locations

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

i wish i could explain the noise that just came out of me

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

//dan and phil spoilers . . . . . . . . THEY ARE GAY???

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hermie 🐌

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1 year

babe we have guests, break out the fine china

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hermie 🐌

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2 years

Kim Kardashian has purchased the Dil Head from Tatinof for $1.2 million, TMZ reports.

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

me pulling up to school in 2015

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

can you watch him while i go smoke

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hermie 🐌

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1 year

@tyleroakley damn the tl got too real

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

a really successful character should be identiﬁable by their pixels alone

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

no like what was the reason

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

8 months

the light slowly fading from my eyes after each “OMG THEY TOUCHED” joke dnp made knowing how i used to act at 13

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

behind every deeply traumatized late diagnosed autistic adult there is a history with dan and phil

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

doing some light reading, dont text

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

theyve lived so many lives

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

phil just asked a bunch of autistic ppl to tell him their favorite things,,, big mistake

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

anyways phannies feel free to follow me

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hermie 🐌

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8 months

yall remember caspar lee gate

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

romanticising england as a dnp stan the way anime stans romanticise japan

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

it's too dangerous to go alone, take this

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

i just know dan was GONE in these

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

4 years

rt if you want a kiss, are severely depressed, or are gay as shit

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hermie 🐌

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1 year

autism test

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

9 months

remember when yall thought this was gay

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

remember when dnp were on the news or something and the reporter asked phil where the squirrel bit him and he said “in florida” instead of where on his body

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hermie 🐌

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1 year

the art they be having on the sides of those carnival rides

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

11 months

HANK GREEN WHY DID U LIKE THIS @hankgreen

hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

11 months

never forget

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

She's everything. He's just ken.

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

9 months

dan and phil games fr

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

it must be crazy to be the friend that gets cropped out of photos

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

them

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

when i got the dan and phil autism and not the science and math autism

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

8 months

@AmazingPhil somehow the most shocking piece of information i gathered from this was that yall went to glee live

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

me at the idgaf awards

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

7 months

“i got that dog in me” fuck that i got that cat in me,, meoowwww

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

2 years

the way he was literally on the verge of tears bc of the chat

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

@TolleyPlays u get exploded

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

and if the dan and phil truck,, crashes into us

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

does it ever drive you crazy?

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

11 months

do u think dan and phil are doing anything special for 9/11 or

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

dan showing up to phils with a laundry basket and a dream

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

hot take: phil understands how to use tiktok,, dan doesnt

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

dan: i put so much effort into this the effort:

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

dan when he had the worst idea ever on march 31st 2023

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

“autism” “social anxiety” “adhd” “depression” what if im just a dan and phil fan

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

@AmazingPhil @danielhowell wanna play mermaids?

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

11 months

never forget

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

9 months

maybe ive just become normal but am i the only one who watched dnp squeeze hands for .5 seconds and think “light work no reaction” or

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

2 years

phil: can i have my curly haired, nail polish wearing, best friend who wears stripy jumpers? mom: we have that at home the curly haired nail polish wearing best friend who wears stripy jumpers at home:

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

louise having to swallow her discomfort and distain for most of the video made me so upset. dan actively mocked and dismissed parenthood to a mothers face while simultaneously making weird sexual jokes. it was weird. its okay to say its weird. i promise ill be quiet now sorry

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

11 months

i just feel like this is the same photo

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

11 months

@AmazingPhil how did that have an opening, rising action, climax, falling action, and resolution

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

9 months

do u think that video took so long to edit bc dan had to go frame by frame making sure he wasnt flashing bawls

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

10 months

@jaisydaisy_ do u think they tug it back and forth like how when someone hogs all the blankets

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

2 years

why is it “do you listen to girl in red” and not “did you grow up watching dan and phil”

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

@subwaymademecry the phannie hive mind is real

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

phil lester after carrying youtube challenges in the hight of 2015

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

i missed the joke and just said “danway and philminos” out loud

Asher ⚞ • ⚟

@Asherisinmysink

1 year

This is engraved in my brain

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

and if i spoke

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how do you serve cunt in an elderly way?

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

oh you just know dan was scared…

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

HANK NOOOOOO WHATTTT PLEAASEE

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

11 months

can the person who started this list do from 2017-now

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

this is literally just them

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

9 months

phil once entirely forgot his age,, i just still cannot believe he remembered family sized shreddies

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

2 years

@danielhowell phil while ur gone

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

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“the house that we built,, the dan and phil house”

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

girls Do Not want flowers,, girls just want dan and phil games to return from “hiatus”

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hermie 🐌

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1 year

I FUCKED UP HOW DO I FIX THIS

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

2 years

dnp be like “but could codependent people do this” and its just the most unpredictable thing you could imagine that would never happen if they were in the same place

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

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every time i remember this photo and its implicated lore i lose 5 years off my life

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

be so fucking fr rn

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

how do yall pronounce “dnp” in your heads,, i go “din-nin-pil”

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

wait,,, dan wear that again

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hermie 🐌

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1 year

@danielhowell so was this all a lie?

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

on god what the fuck i think i need another session

hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

1 year

new phil video AND therapy today?

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

7 months

got my answer

hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

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do u think that video took so long to edit bc dan had to go frame by frame making sure he wasnt flashing bawls

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hermie 🐌

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“they’re insane for this” and it’s just two characters staring at each other

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

2 years

anthony being at dans show,, excuse me for the clownery but does this mean we could get “i spent a day with dan howell”

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

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dan and phil should bring back danandphilshopdotcom for one final hurrah and sell versions of their most iconic items like their checkered bedsheets or maybe some gold pig keychains or something idk,, all i do know is they would make so much money off our nostalgia loving asses

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

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anania

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behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

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hermie 🐌

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1 year

thank fuck oh my god

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

8 months

“stop bullying dan” “dont make fun of him” “he will be sad” ahh yes the ‘reasons why dans a fail’ and the ‘top dan memes’ guy would be devastated that people are joking about him

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

2 years

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil this is making more sense now

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

2 years

remembering when i was trying to convince my mom to let me go into the city alone to see tatinof she goes “dan & phil look like nice people,, i wonder if their parents are ok with them going alone” & it was then i realized she thought i was trying to meet up with friends

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hermie 🐌

@natureshermit

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@danielhowell have u considered this?