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Dons, Toon, Country, Wrasslin’ - in that order. Don’t take my tweets serious, unless they are serious, still to be taken with salt #Mairniacs @RTG_podcast

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3 years
well big @Chris_Ramirez17 did his part and scored the goals, only right i kept my end of the bargain😭 branded on me for life you handsome Yank, DM’s open to arrange a kick about loon👀 p.s it’s so bloody rn that an artist pic is the best i’ve got
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3 years
@Chris_Ramirez17 sign for aberdeen and score 15 and i’ll get a superman tattoo
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9 months
A lukey-lukey man one could argue
@JayShaw180
Jay Shaw
9 months
Half-and-half scarves at the darts. £20.
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3 years
let’s get this so far from scottish football please
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3 years
GET RYAN GAULD ON THAT PLANE IF WE GET THERE
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9 months
Welcome to how the rest of the league feels having to play either of you two
@Rangers_Spares_
Rangers Spares
9 months
I mean how more clearer can he punch the ball 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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2 months
Makes it even more impressive that Martin Boyle is still diving at 31
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@BBCSport
BBC Sport
2 months
Tom Daley has announced his retirement from diving aged 30 🥰 #BBCOlympics #Paris2024 #Olympics
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2 years
Shaun Rooney formerly of St J. losing his head after getting sent off is sensational viewing, Scott Brown all over this one
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4 months
Are weegies with an acoustic guitar scotlands answer to scouser with acoustic guitars on the insufferable scale when it comes to football? Not for me to say
@PGCiarletta
Phil Ciarletta
4 months
EURO 2024 SONG 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇩🇪🎶 From Glasgow To Berlin will be released everywhere on Wednesday. Pre-Save here. 👉
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2 years
“sadly gone are the days of the old firm getting two ends of the stadium, Kilmarnock choosing to have their own fans dotted about” that is absolutely pathetic from the comms
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10 months
Lawrence Shankland are you listening? To the song that I’m singing You’re angry and fat Your hairlines way back Walking in a dandy wonderland
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1 year
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10 months
Dante Polvara on a European night is genuinely top 3 midfielders in world football, and he ain’t 2nd or 3rd
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3 years
queen potentially away to be brown bread and my mug and tattoo is on the front page of the evening hahahahah i am GARGANTUAN
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2 months
Unreal that by putting him in the 10 we have unearthed Kylian Mpape
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2 years
Shay logan showing more fight outside a kebab shop than our entire team this season, bring him home
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out of context aberdeen fc
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2 years
@BBCMOTD Notice he had to walk over cause his arms were too short to get the point across
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6 years
@AberdeenFC supporters have issued the following statement:
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Run it back, my drug mule goat
@STVNews
STV News
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BREAKING | Scottish Championship footballer charged after £600,000 of cannabis seized at Stansted airport.
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2 years
shoutout to @Chris_Ramirez17 for making the couple hours of pain worth it🤝 my 🐐
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St Johnstone 3 - 0 Aberdeen Montgomery 26’ May 54’ Considine 80’
@StJohnstone
St. Johnstone FC
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𝘼𝙙𝙖𝙢 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙜𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙨𝙞𝙜𝙣𝙨 𝙤𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙖𝙣 "I'm going to be tested here every day and I can see the quality on the squad is good. The hard work has started and I want to show what I'm capable of." Read the full story below 👇 #COYS | #SJFC | @CelticFC
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5 months
We’re not far off from seeing Fraser Fyvie in the pivot
@AboutScotlandd
Everything Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏥| 𝙄𝙣𝙟𝙪𝙧𝙮 𝙐𝙥𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚: 𝙎𝙘𝙤𝙩𝙩 𝙈𝙘𝙏𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙮 Scott McTominay was subbed off, just 27 minutes after being subbed on, for Manchester United during their 1-1 draw v Burnley this afternoon. He came off in some distress, banging the Old Trafford turf with the club
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10 months
Short sleeves, no gloves, no under armour, thunder bastard SENSATIONAL
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Bill 🌟🌟
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Gooooooaaaaallllllllll
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Fit is gan on hahahaha
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6 years
Can’t wait to go see Livi vs Rangers at pittodrie next week, another sky sports masterclass hanging in the local bar @Oldfirmfacts1
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17 days
Jimmy T when he sees an underperforming player he can turn into a world beater
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3 years
rich of someone who’s team plays on a glorified carpet in a stadium named after a restaurant to call any other club an embarrassment
@brandoncoulter4
brandon coulter
3 years
Fans just allowed back in and these sheep shaggers do this like it’s a cup final… absolute embarrassment of a club Aberdeen is
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2 years
it’s time for him @CormackDavie
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1 year
Genuinely hilarious how he’s gotten away with that what a boy😂
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2 years
Rip my goat 🐐
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1 year
Babe wake up another new Duk trim has dropped
@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
1 year
🤩 Duuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkk. 👏 Duk has won the @TendekaBV Moment of the Month Award for March for his brilliant goal v Dundee Utd. (He won by a landslide.)
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2 years
Come on you reds. The Rose and Fred’s. The twitter threads. The roll the creds. The Dons. The Heung Min Sons. The Kings and Pawns. The Data Dons. The Dandies. The Shandies. The harbour side Handies. The Jelly bean kicking. The still nae spickin.
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2 years
“Copper van just motered ih boy, decent”😭
@days_scottish
Scottish Football Away Days
2 years
Fights between Aberdeen and Hibs fans in Aberdeen tonight
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@TEnglishSport That’s yer chief sports writer being an utter balloon again I see, politics when it suits your west coast bias media spin eh Thomas?
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Nisbet’s late goal and the limbs better not overshadow Mitov, Molloy and Ruby at the back - superb today, the foundation you can build wins on
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8 months
Whole game McGregor in the ear of McLean, Miovski (quite rightly) points out that should have been a booking and gets a yellow - pathetic from the SFA and the Refs again
@ScotlandSky
Sky Sports Scotland
8 months
😲 "He's a fortunate boy to not see a second yellow there" Aberdeen were questioning why Maik Nawrocki was unpunished for this challenge. Thoughts? Watch live now on Sky Sports📺
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17 days
We say Pape Gueye comes from Sene-goal
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5 months
Can we just appreciate their big striker shushing the red shed after his pen only to lose 5-1 whilst we take the piss😂
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@Joey7Barton Is that why you got bullied out of Scottish football Joseph?
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3 years
babe wake up, new ramirez family holiday pics have dropped
@Chris_Ramirez17
Christian Ramirez
3 years
Girl Dad🦸🏽‍♂️🥵💞💕
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8 months
SIEGE MENTALITY. YOU REDS
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5 months
Don’t want to say it but didn’t look like we missed Shinnie at all in the middle either
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4 years
Hearing from someone itk that this is our lineup on Saturday
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3 years
MY MIDFIELD DUO
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3 years
dante and jenks running through the snow to make it to training, iconic hms piss the league moment
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2 years
An entire team of Scots, which is still the last team to beat Real in a european final, to me that is the greatest ever achievement by a Scottish club and will not be topped
@AFCHereWeGo
Here We Go! - The Aberdeen FC Podcast
2 years
Happy Gothenburg Day.
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8 months
I noticed on Insta they said he struggled to break into the starting 11 - my brother he played 42 games in one year and I’m pretty sure all but 10 were starts He’s not struggled to break in, he’s been entirely frozen out for some reason
@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
8 months
Vicente Besuijen has joined Eerste Divisie side FC Emmen on loan for the remainder of the season. Everyone at AFC wishes Vinny all the best during his time with FC Emmen.
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2 years
it’s their livelihood and this is disrespectful
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@pieandbov
Pie & Bovril 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
2 years
@andyfaeaberdeen There can be loads of reasons why players don’t work out at a particular club. Doesn’t mean they are bad players. I think the term “rejects” is lacking in class, and totally disrespectful, especially for full time players for whom this is their livelihood.
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2 years
one magnet and it’s game over
@JustStop_Oil
Just Stop Oil
2 years
🚨 BREAKING: BARCLAYS BANK AND SHELL HQ DOUSED IN PAINT Just Stop Oil supporters covered the Silver Fin building offices of @Barclays and @Shell_UKLtd in Aberdeen in orange paint, in solidarity with @XRebellionUK . #COP27 #A22Network #BetterWithoutBarclays #ClimateChange #M25
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5 months
Peter Leven I love you
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1 year
Jack McKenzie’s AirPods
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this has got to be the best feature Apple has ever made
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Top of the league baby
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
STOP THE COUNT!
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this is far funnier than it should be
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Don’t step to the goat apparently
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@EASPORTSFC
EA SPORTS FC
6 months
It's time to crown March's @premierleague Player of the Month. Choose your winner now: #FC24
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Genuinely can’t stop watching it back, actually superb save, full stretch, strong hand, can see how much it help rally the team to keep digging deep for the win Signing of the season so far for me
@PremSportsTV
Premier Sports
1 month
What a stop by Dimitar Mitov 😱 The Aberdeen goalkeeper keeps it scoreless with an incredible penalty save 🔴 #ROSABE
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4 years
@AberdeenFC do you want me to do a Q&A anyone? lift the mood a bit?
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2 months
Best I’ve ever seen in my life time, what a player
@ScottBurns75
Scott Burns
2 months
Red Army pay their tributes to Bojan
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6 months
Rhythm is a dancer Thelin is the answer, springing counters everywhere Lift your hands and voices Free your mind and join us Jimmy Thelin’s Swedish reds
@JoelBesseling
Joel Besseling
6 months
Jimmy Thelins flytt till Aberdeen blir officiell inom kort, enligt våra uppgifter. Och flera i ledarstaben lär följa med honom från Elfsborg till Skottland. #elfsborg
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2 years
reminder that letting your football team pick your politics regardless of what side it’s on, is absolutely gimpish behaviour
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3 years
smashing it mate
@ee_sport
EveningExpress Sport
3 years
Aberdeen striker Jay Emmanuel-Thomas vows to smash 20 goal mark in new season
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3 years
a massive update tomorrow afternoon SF 🦸‍♂️ 🔜
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3 years
@Chris_Ramirez17 sign for aberdeen and score 15 and i’ll get a superman tattoo
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1 year
Look at his wee face all excited, biggest Bromance of 2023
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1 month
Duk going to every stretch to avoid returning to training
@Bricky67_
Bricky🧱
1 month
Aberdeen’s fucking mental now 🤯
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2 years
cheers for the good times @Chris_Ramirez17 my leg wouldn’t be the same without you xxxx
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@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
2 years
The club has accepted an offer for an undisclosed fee from MLS side @ColumbusCrew for striker Christian Ramirez. Everyone at AFC wishes @Chris_Ramirez17 and his family all the very best for the future.
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3 years
that’s putin just turned the tanks around
@JuliaHB1
Julia Hartley-Brewer
3 years
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dante and jenks running through the snow to make it to training, iconic hms piss the league moment
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3 months
Nae a patch on my season ticket in the south stand like
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2 years
Reo Hatate hits the ground quicker than a kamikaze pilot min
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2 years
haha imagine if someone had a tattoo of his initials and number from last season, that would be so unfortunate
@KristianRDyer
Kristian Dyer
2 years
Per source, #USMNT forward Christian Ramirez is returning to MLS. Hearing Columbus is the frontrunner here.
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Phil
2 years
20 goals this season and i’ll add your signature👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
2 years
64' - Ramirez equalises from the penalty spot after Ngwenya was fouled in the box. 🟢 1-1 ⚪️ #StandFree
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3 years
potentially our best lineup going forward?
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2 months
No idea who he is, never seen him play a game, hardly even know what position he plays but I have come to the conclusion he is the best player the league will have ever seen and we are comfortably winning the title by 20 points this season
@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
2 months
Croatian youth international Ante Palaversa is our fifth recruit of the summer. Welcome to Pittodrie, Ante! 🇭🇷 #StandFree
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2 years
lovely photo of Momma Morelos at hampden🥰
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@scotsunsport
Scottish Sun Sport
2 years
Alfredo Morelos’ mum spotted at Rangers v Aberdeen game and fans are all pointing out the same thing
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2 years
too many gingers at centre back now, one sunny day and they’re both off with third degree burns
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@TamseIIicsonIII
Tam sellic son
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8 months
Just saw Junior Hoilett and Neil Warnock sharing a double seater bumper car at cadonas
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2 years
hahahaha bob mair what a boy
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Pollock 100% could head away an incoming Russian nuke
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2 years
Aberdeen Football Club is absolutely brutal for my men’s mental health
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9 months
Played off the park at pittodrie btw
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
9 months
🔴🦅 Robin Koch has signed new deal today at Eintracht Frankfurt — it will be valid until June 2027.
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2 years
what a headache the Ramadani, Barron, Clarkson, McCrorie midfield choice is going to be
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2 years
duk with the scuba diver emoji what a goat
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Anyone in Glasgow got a sense of humour like? All a bunch of sensitive souls who can’t have a laugh, the amount of comments on the scenes in Dingwall, the obvious tongue in cheek chant, get a grip of yourselves min
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8 months
Does Cormack think we’re tanking for a good draft pick or something?
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5 months
Nae expecting to be greeting over Johnny hayes on a Wednesday night but here we are
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10 months
As Aberdeen fans we have a right to have a team that actually shows up and tries to play some football
@PLZSoccer
PLZ Soccer
10 months
🗣️"We have no right as Aberdeen to come down here and run the whole game. That's a proper team we're playing against." Barry Robson reacts to losing this afternoon's Viaplay Cup final to Rangers. #AberdeenFC #RangersFC #ViaplayCup
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2 years
Hearts definitely have the highest number of prescription glasses per capita in their fan base
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2 years
Christian my leg thanks you, truly one of the greats
@ee_sport
EveningExpress Sport
2 years
He's back... 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 CONFIRMED: Christian Ramirez returns for pre-season training with Aberdeen
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3 years
“goes immediately into the squad against ross county on tuesday” then immediately out of it again when we play celtic a week later👍🏼
@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
3 years
🆕 | We are delighted to announce the loan signing of Scotland U21 international Adam Montgomery. 🔴 Welcome to Aberdeen, @adamontgomery11 !
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If that was me genuinely think my dad would have locked me in the basement over signing for either Glasgow team, nae seen what’s happened with the others that have gone there?
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8 months
Pull his hamstring celebrating a 90th minute winner at Killie
@Record_Sport
Daily Record Sport
8 months
Jack Wilshere keen on Aberdeen FC job as Arsenal youth coach looks to enter Pittodrie managerial race | @ScottBurns75
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The boy Ibrahim Sadiq to the dons 🔜
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3 years
@Jaack @BorisJohnson quite literally had tubes on to discuss what battling addiction was like, terrible attempt at patter that lad
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2 years
Free Vinnie-esta
@AberdeenFC
Aberdeen FC
2 years
⏪ ⚽ Duk and Vinnie scored the goals when we last played Hearts back in October. #StandFree | #cinchPrem
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2 months
Lump in my throat, tears in my eyes, what a man Bojan is
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1 year
Might tag burrows to ask why they ended suits after 9 seasons ken just have a wee moan, whilst he’s at it can he get my landlord to lower my rent n ah?
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3 years
please tell your pal to never come back to pittodrie cheers👍🏼
@Callumbo4
Callum
3 years
proud day pals just got his first minutes at pittodrie
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