Martyn S. Clunes @martyngnr Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

For a brief moment I thought “Why’s Andy Robertson got a Parrot on his shoulder?” #SCOCYP

322

6K

43K

Last Seen Profiles

@coli_jilbab

@bokeplokalmalam

@mkiwisz

@cireyukii

@tsugirly

@ADelonna76182

@SrFake_

@RyanleBanni

@MrMuellerIsHere

@lytearun

@fuim_otohnata

@Woo_Brazy

@kegblgnunfaedh

@psvee32

@my_ueg

@tarasowski

@BinorRaja

@Olanrewaju62154

@masonkent94

@QMatali

@joanthan41180

@L3GALC0N

@cardinals5000

@Rozia229

@Tthomasjohn

@kpusampang49

@MrAndrada

@MaurThere

@manpower2222

@JafQl

@tawik_2020

@dimitreccu

@alcanzonerid

@NamikazeExTM

@Deepti63878619

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

Steven Gerrard has beaten Aberdeen the exact same amount of times that he's won the English Premiership.

8

179

992

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

This really isn’t the time for Docherty and Hedges to be scrolling through Tinder...

17

89

883

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

4 months

Finally some unbiased analysis of Calum McGregor from a TV pundit rather than the usual old pals act. McGregor a massively overrated sideways pass merchant.

99

27

663

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

1 year

There’s only one Theo Snelders…

12

11

620

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

7 years

Top-notch @DaftLimmy inspired sign at the Darts tonight.

12

77

586

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

7 years

Are you completely un-employable as a Football manager? Call BT Sport now for some easy pundit work....

28

222

538

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

7 years

Played lads. Well played. 👏🏻👏🏻

14

139

491

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

4 years

Every Radio station in the country playing depressing tunes this afternoon because we MUST feel sad. And people have the cheek to be wide about North Korea and Russian media controlling the public.

26

69

464

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

10 months

Think it’s about time everyone just accepted that Lewis is the best player to come from that family…

Bologna FC 1909

@BolognaFC1909en

10 months

🌟 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑 🌟 And just like that, Lewis Ferguson overtakes Denis Law as the highest-scoring Scotsman in Serie A history 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤝🇮🇹

100

458

9K

20

8

428

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

RE: Chris Forrester. Yes it was a waste of money but the club can’t predict personal problems and the lad clearly has something serious going on that is none of our business. Try not to be a cunt about it.

11

33

409

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

8 years

Great work by the Dons web team. Aberdeen have never played this version of Rangers before.

19

258

387

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

Ryan Jack bombing it off the pitch quickly at the end there. He’s not moved that fast since he was last in Soul.

4

27

397

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

Andy Halliday on BT Sport there. "Second isn't good enough for Rangers". A bit of a strange comment considering they've never finished in 2nd place.

4

44

380

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

See when Pittodrie is rocking like it was tonight, there is nowhere better in the world to be. I fucking love that place.

7

22

356

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

Don't worry, we've got Hearts at Pittodrie on Friday night to bring a week of unbelievable football to a thundering halt.

11

37

333

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

1 year

“Hard-drinking but peaceful” Might stick that on my LinkedIn profile.

4

11

321

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

Sam Cosgrove.

bet365

@bet365

6 years

Name a player whose value has risen more than Son Heung-min's in the last six months.

301

77

883

0

8

300

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

Sit the fuck doon pal. Sensational from Thomas Muller.

12

64

276

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

The Granite City Huns got their flag stolen over in Croatia? That’s a shame....

10

56

254

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

In the absence of Arsenal it seems like Spurs are more than happy to step in and become Bayern's new Champions League bitches. #TOTBAY

5

61

254

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

8 years

Scott Brown. 😂🙈

13

270

265

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

3 years

Lovely stuff. What football is all about.

9

11

264

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

3 years

So because Rangers fans abused him that means an Aberdeen player can’t (rightly and fairly) call him a diving cheat? We know exactly what Celtic fans are trying to do here. No use deleting the tweet @PJG_Sport 🖕🏻

24

19

250

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

1 year

MacKenzie and Rubezic making them eat the turf (with perfectly fair challenges). Love to see it.

4

6

252

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

2 years

Graeme Shinnie. A great lad.

3

7

253

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

15 days

Reported by The Sun. 🙄 Remind me who our next game is against. Operation “Use the media to unsettle the club” in effect as always.

Talking Wolves

@TalkingWolves

15 days

Wolves are reportedly tracking Aberdeen manager Jimmy Thelin as a potential replacement for Gary O’Neil. The Swedish manager has won 100% of his games as Aberdeen manager so far. 📰 @SunSport | #WWFC

108

16

250

34

9

244

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

Imagine being at a European away trip and all you can think about is Aberdeen! There's no rivalry though and they don't care about us. Honest.

20

32

225

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

7 years

11

147

218

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

4 years

Sitting filming clips of a guy who used to play for a team they pretend not to care about. Anybody else do anything fun on a Friday night?

Rangers Spares

@Rangers_Spares_

4 years

McKenna’s guy almost scoring again What a debut he’s having, yellow card and causes a goal He won’t get away with swinging players about down there, they actually referee games right £6m well spent 😂😂😂😂

54

5

80

13

9

225

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

3 years

Is Stephen Glass a better manager than Derek McInnes? Not for me to say but one of those men has turned Funso Ojo into peak-Zidane. "Be careful what you wish for..."

14

10

217

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

7 years

Not a fucking chance Stuarty min.

35

68

204

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

3 years

“…and then the physio came on and gave him a piggyback off the pitch…”

4

8

204

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

8 months

Liam Gallagher & John Squire BLUE. INDIGO. VIOLET!

4

24

204

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

11 months

Fair play to the Frankfurt lads. It’s cold up there in July never mind in December. Pathetic from UEFA to not let away fans in the stadium tonight.

Christian Machowski

@CM_MalagaFoto

11 months

Eintracht Frankfurt supporters were banned from attending their Conference League game here in Aberdeen today, so a few hundred still turned up and stood on top of a hill opposite Pittodrie stadium. It must have been absolutely freezing up there.

59

210

1K

4

9

184

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

20 days

A shameful spell in the history of our great club.

SPFL News Now

@SPFLNewsNow

20 days

Scott Brown at Aberdeen was strange to see but he head some great moments in red 🔥⬇️

26

44

1K

29

5

183

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

9 months

🤔

Tom English

@TEnglishSport

9 months

The next Aberdeen manager…

231

7

77

5

9

174

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

4 years

Hung Bruce Anderson out to dry today. Disgrace.

20

1

173

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

“Whether it’s a foul or not it’s unlikely you’re going to get it (a penalty) here at Pittodrie” Steven Gerrard has some fucking brass neck.

12

6

172

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

3 years

Mark McGhee totally rattled on Sportsound earlier. It sent the “You know” meter off the scale.

17

14

174

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

Scotland looking for a left-back you say.....

8

12

171

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

Imagine ring-jumping trying mess with the “fake wrestlers” only for one of the first ones to get to you is UFC fighter Travis Browne. Nae luck pal.

Wrestling

@WrestlinggNewss

6 years

Can't believe what we just witnessed. Didn't want to film any longer. MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH. #WWEHOF

63

298

692

1

28

164

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

7 years

If McInnes uses "concomitant" in his pre/post match interviews tomorrow he should be given freedom of the city.

2

30

161

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

4 years

Remember when we had Kenny McLean in midfield and the only problem we had was folk moaning he wasn’t good enough and should be dropped. I miss those days

7

2

154

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

1 year

Captains Lounge or not it’s an embarrassment that there’s a picture of this clown up in the stadium. And that’s without going into the reasons why we shouldn’t have signed him in the first fucking place.

out of context aberdeen fc

@outofcontextafc

1 year

4

20

386

27

5

157

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

4 years

Ryan Jack should enjoy these international caps while he can. He’ll be losing his place to Ross McCrorie fairly soon.

12

6

156

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

2 years

This is excellent from Michael Grant. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry reading it though...

26

19

156

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

Hopefully someone from the Copenhagen end takes a photo at the final whistle and asks why they couldn’t get more tickets.

3

22

153

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

There we all were looking forward to the latest McKenna/Morelos battle and Andy Considine spoils it for us all by firmly storing the wee prick in his pocket for 90 minutes.

2

5

152

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

Surely the rule is - If you don’t want to be trolled by @_DHOTYA then don’t tell lies on the internet? 🤷🏻‍♂️

1

4

143

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 months

Happy “Walter Kidd just cared too much” Day to all who celebrate.

Here We Go! - The Aberdeen FC Podcast

@AFCHereWeGo

6 months

On this day in 1986, Aberdeen win their fourth Scottish Cup in five seasons with a comfortable victory over Hearts. Nowadays just one of the buggers would be nice.

14

21

278

9

14

147

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

8 months

@rilomania247 @quoeh Maybe it was cold?

1

0

144

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

5

7

141

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

Folk that talk down the Super Cup are almost always fans of no-mark clubs that have never won it. ⭐️⭐️

2

10

134

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

3 years

Haven’t seen the Dons Horny Fitba Ma’s this happy since Derek was at his greying-bearded peak.

9

3

137

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

1 year

If Slobodan murders Ryan Jack with a neck high tackle this season then I want a stand at the new Stadium named after him. Just kidding - we’re never building a new stadium.

6

3

134

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

3 years

See next time some dickhead starts banging on about “health and safety” just remind them that proper protocols, first aid training, medics and a defibrillator saved a mans life tonight.

0

12

135

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿 👉🏿👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽 Durrant dived 👈🏽 👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👉🏼👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👈🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👉🏽👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼👈🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👉🏾👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👆🏽👈🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾👈🏿 👉🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👈🏿

1

17

133

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

9 months

“Say the line Neil….”

3

6

132

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

2 years

Big clubs don't get relegated. Fin.

0

132

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

4 years

Instead of hilarious takes on Gallagher, O’Donnell, Considine & Hanlon all being on the pitch at the end of the game last night maybe we could accept that SPFL players are easily good enough to get a game for Scotland.

3

127

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

Well this is clearly the most prized item in Glasgow’s Classic Football Shirts pop-up shop. 😍

17

1

126

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

4 years

Don’t think the Aberdeen support has ever been so united as we are now in waiting to kick off when the club tweets the 📝 emoji.

10

4

124

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

Scottish football. Home of the lesser talented family member. We’ve seen - The shite Pogba. The shite Seedorf. The shite Hagi.

14

11

116

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

Compare that yellow for Flanagan to the ridiculous red card Considine was given. The refereeing in Scotland is a joke from top to bottom.

2

4

116

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

8 months

There’s a serious discussion that needs to be had about drawing a line under this Neil Warnock experiment right now. We’re actually worse in every area under him.

14

3

121

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

ANDREW. CONSIDINE.

Barry Anderson

@BarryAnderson_

5 years

Liam Cooper should start for Scotland v Israel given Leeds form. John Souttar & Scott McKenna out. Charlie Mulgrew's last game was 7 Dec. David Bates' was 28 Aug. Other fit CBs: Gallagher, Hanley, Devlin, Findlay. Liam Lindsay & Craig Halkett fit but uncapped #TartanArmy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 #LUFC

30

5

51

2

7

120

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

1 year

Despite the relentless negativity from people in this city I reckon this looks great.

16

5

117

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

Right ITV. Show us the reaction from the studio when the Colombia goal went in.

3

17

113

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

4 months

Did we really need to see the Patrik Schick goal against Scotland multiple times with different commentaries from around the world? This is why the English - particularly Lineker - having the smirk wiped off their face is always funny.

14

3

115

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

Here @StJohnstone - hope you’ll be disciplining Stevie May for travelling up to Aberdeen to train with the lads. Thanks for the heads up @BBCSport

BBC Sport

@BBCSport

5 years

A group of Aberdeen players were spoken to by police, but not issued with a warning, while training close together in a city park. 👉 #bbcfootball

63

20

137

8

5

110

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

3 years

@maxrushden @JonnyGabriel Anything to humblebrag about going for a run.

0

107

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

1 year

October 27th 2022 - Some Hearts supporting nonentity talking bollocks as usual. UP THE DONS!

9

7

108

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

3 years

Anyone who defends Derek McInnes record by using the “Top 4 finishes” stat should realise it isn’t the flex you think it is. Anything below 3rd was failure.

18

1

100

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

8 years

SEETHING!

9

50

102

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

2 years

I'd happily pay extra to deprive Celtic/Rangers fans of extra seats at Pittodrie - but only on the condition the club publicised all the whining tweets, FB comments and emails they receive about it.

N

@n1cky___

2 years

Imagine getting asked to pay and extra £30 to stop other people going to a game of football 😭

104

325

2K

5

4

103

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

2 years

“…and then the physio came on and gave him a piggyback off the pitch…”

0

2

100

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

Spotted above Ibrox....

0

19

99

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

A few Dons fans in the away end chanting Pro-Tommy Robinson shite at the end. Pathetic.

43

5

96

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

4 years

How else was Cormack supposed to tell us about finances without it being pre-prepared and partially scripted? With crayons and paper and off the top of his head? A lot would have been said if he didn’t answer or made a total radge of it.

6

0

96

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

8 months

Bring him home Cormack. Bring. The. Man. Home.

10

4

100

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

7 months

Sign good old British boys who know the game 4-4-Fucking-2 Blood and thunder Up to the big man In the mixer etc etc A complete fucking twat.

EveningExpress Sport

@ee_sport

7 months

“Aberdeen have gone all data now. They bring them in from abroad on data and I’m not sure about that." Neil Warnock gives lowdown on his time as Aberdeen interim manager:

41

13

59

11

2

99

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

Jackie McNamara. Aberdeen vs Queen Of The South. A cowards performance.

talkSPORT

@talkSPORT

6 years

What is the worst individual performance by a player you have ever seen? 🤔

1K

22

414

13

2

93

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

2 years

Obviously Clarkson will get all the plaudits because of the goal but I thought Coulson was cracking today. Really impressive.

8

0

96

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

10 months

How many times are we going to Hampden to watch the same performance? The comments in the post match interview from Robson are the words of a loser.

10

0

95

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

9 months

Most of the BBC Sport punditry team completely rattled because their preferred choice - An alcoholic waster who threatens women with knife attacks - didn’t get the job. You love to see it.

Match of the Day

@BBCMOTD

9 months

Is Neil Warnock the right man to take charge at Aberdeen? #BBCFootball

165

7

131

1

2

93

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

Knowing that I won’t have to watch James Wilson next season.

9

3

88

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

“I’ve not been t’same since me brother killed t’Kestrel”

5

11

86

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

7 months

"We appointed Warnock expecting he'd be here until the end of the season" For me, thats as close as you’re gonna get to them confirming Warnock didn't fancy it anymore and left us in the shit.

5

1

90

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

Yes @rioferdy5 , Diego may have shamed himself off the pitch, but at least he had the decency to turn up for his drug tests.

3

17

90

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

Some people actually missed 5 Dons goals to go see a Weegie busker. Sad Timmy bastards.

3

5

85

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

3 years

Sky Sports showing Scottish football highlights from the season all afternoon while at the same time the relegation places are actually being decided. For the other 10 clubs this is the absolute worst broadcast deal ever.

3

4

84

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

No they shouldn’t. Not now, not ever.

Anthony Joseph

@AnthonyRJoseph

5 years

Aberdeen should now give Celtic & Rangers half of the South Stand, like they did before. The allocation was cut in 2014, due to an increase in home fans, following the League Cup win. Back then the Dons averaged just shy of 19,000 against Celtic. This season it’s around 14,600.

77

0

11

6

0

84

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

8 years

lot of Dons fans understandably hurting after today. However if you are suggesting the Boss should leave/be sacked you’re a fucking arsehole

8

13

80

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

People like this blight the good name of Scottish Football. It needs to be stamped out.

Mirror Football

@MirrorFootball

6 years

Rangers legend Ian Durrant sparks bigotry storm after "f*** the Pope" comment caught on camera

74

35

41

12

13

78

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

6 years

The sheer brass neck on the SPFL trying to dictate which tickets we are allowed to sell. Good on the club for telling them where to go. The SPFL didn't seem to care about revenue when they refused to give us the 8000 extra seats for the 2014 final.

Lencarol

@onlymemin

6 years

EXCLUSIVE: Aberdeen on collision course with SPFL amid Betfred ticket claims

7

2

14

4

12

80

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

5 years

No wonder King Billy was gay.

3

82

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

2 years

Sad news that my uncle Jim Clunes sadly passed away in hospital early this morning. A lot of you on here were very kind after he was assaulted back in June so thought it would be the right thing to let people know.

39

0

84

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

1 year

So 26,000 people want to go to Hearts games is it? 🙄 Remember that when they rock up at Pittodrie on 9th December with their two men and a dog travelling support.

Daily Record Sport

@Record_Sport

1 year

Andrew McKinlay explains Hearts away ticket cut call as he reveals 7000 strong season ticket waiting list #HMFC

0

2

7

1

81

Martyn S. Clunes

@martyngnr

4 years

As hilarious as Hearts going down really is. Hamilton Accies are like a jobbie that just won’t flush away.

3

5

80