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dartfordfc⚽️ teach people to drive trains, Trade Unionist 🚅.🇻🇦insta: PhilG014 J.S💜 John 10:10

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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
6 years
Dream achieved A 24 year dream was achieved this afternoon After a year of bloody sweat and a few tears I passed out this afternoon as a fully qualified train driver
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@phil_dfc
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1 year
And the driverless trains brigade now? One of my wonderful colleagues was in that cab, under extreme pressure making the right calls following strict protocol to make the railway safe for everyone on board
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Adrian Jones
1 year
Fire at West Malling train station. @gbnews
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3 months
As someone who had a one under recently my god did this bring back some unwanted memories Having someone walk towards your train like that is a frightening experience Don’t know if the driver threw it all in but I’d of shat myself But of course we just press buttons all day
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tinytrainspotter
3 months
Don't understand the stupidity of some people.
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
5 months
From Slade Green to the rest of the brother and sisters taking action today and this week Solidarity @ASLEFunion
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@phil_dfc
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5 years
15.6 million people That’s disgraceful
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David Roche
5 years
Gobsmacked...
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
9 years
Nice touch off our boys @Se_Railway gave us a few laughs on our platform Well done guys
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
1 year
that’s me signed off on the “new” trains So I took the opportunity
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
5 months
You’re a lying cunt There’s no offer on the table The union rejected this because none of us members would wipe our arse with what you proposed Stop talking bollocks Do your fucking job and get back around the table You useless wanker
@Mark_J_Harper
Mark Harper
5 months
ASLEF bosses still order strikes despite having an offer on the table that would lift their members’ average wage to £65,000 for a 35hr week. This is all while they block the vital reforms needed to safeguard the future of the railways 👇
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
7 years
Welcome to Britain Where the new main crime of treason is taking a lower off on #thechase These are real criminals 😂😂
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
8 months
It’s always the people who think we press buttons all day have the most to say about how I do my job Honestly these people wouldn’t last 5 minutes as a train driver Haven’t got a fucking clue 🤦🏼🤣
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
8 years
Only 3 weeks 👀⚽️
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
3 years
On this weeks what we’ve baked but you don’t really give a fuck about Creme Egg Millionaire Shortbread
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
2 years
What’s the only thing better than steam locomotives Mini steam locomotives @RHDR
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
8 months
Well that’s a new reason for a delay 🤔
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
5 years
Already pissed off Seemed fairly rational to leave your kids in a hotel room while you got out to dinner? NO THATS CHILD NEGLECT, YOU CANT JUSTIFY THAT #MadelineMcCann
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
3 years
7 years on from one of the greatest away days 470 singing from first whistle to beyond the final whistle 4-0 down and Lee Noble scores the cheekiest back heel for us to celebrate like we’ve won the FA cup What a day
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
3 years
@Snowflake198 @goldyT88 @ryan_scott99 @GLB_88 I mean it can’t get any more boring than Dave, I mean how fucking generic, Dave? It’s like your folks couldn’t be asked 🤣
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
8 months
So that is the last shift of my 20’s done And of course something would go wrong on it 🙄🤣
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2 years
Best place to spend Father’s Day Playing with mini steam locos @RHDR
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
I think it was a pretty successful date today😘😍
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
2 years
You know you are absolutely fucked when you’re being boo’ed by royalists 🤣🤣🤣
@WillBlackWriter
Will Black
2 years
Boris Johnson and his illegal party throwing current wife getting boos even from royalists Tick tock @BorisJohnson - the game's up Prince Harry and Princess Meghan got cheers!
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
9 years
2015 and people still care about what race, colour, creed or sexuality you are? Shameful to see how shallow minded people are GROW UP
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
2 years
@nocontextfm1 Don’t know if I should be proud or not 🤣but beat Derby’s record of lowest number of points in the premier league
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@phil_dfc
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9 years
Yep 💁🏼😂
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
3 years
The end of an era Many happy childhood and early adult memories spending many happy hours on these units in service Happy retirement @SW_Help
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
So 16 months after passing out, I got to drive the little lady who took my virginity Wonderful afternoon Spent with 465190
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
3 years
The magic of the #FACup 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
So the R rate is still only 0.7-0.9 why on Earth are we opening everything up again ? It’s still way to high to even think about it and let’s not go into opening up school again This is too fast
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
9 years
December sorted 😏👌🏻😂
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
1 year
The whole of Kent apart from one corner of France is behind you UP THE TERRAS
@theterras
Weymouth FC
1 year
📈 𝗛𝗼𝘄 𝗜𝘁 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀 📉 With Concord’s defeat this evening, three points on Saturday against Dover Athletic would see the Terras stay up on goal difference. Get behind your Terras on Saturday at Crabble if you can! #TerrasTogether
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
1 year
@robbowwfc @SkySportsPL Football didn’t exists till 1992 you should Know this by now 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
6 years
@DevilJukebox @piersmorgan @KimKardashian He’d do anything to make sure he’s centre of attention
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
12 weeks apart but I finally get my “social bubble” got my @Julieeeeeanne_ back for a month all in all and I’m looking forward to rekindling our relationship
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1 year
@Spitterbirb Solely automatic Driverless trains with no staff wouldn’t know what to do to protect the train, the line, the passengers and other trains in the area
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
2 months
Are you really a train driver if you don’t get forced to have a picture with every train you come across 🤣
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
Date night 😘😍💜
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
9 months
Full assessment day today Every single rule on all routes that’s we drive Every question on the 4 different types of traction I drive A sim run to show I still have knowledge of out of course situations and a full traction walk around of the trains But all I do is press a button
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
6 months
Booked on for duty between now and the 27th One amendment drive- replace coffee with booze MERRY CHRISTMAS
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
3 years
London sunrise was something else this morning 😍😍
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
3 years
Back exploring @TowerOfLondon after over a year of lockdown, it’s was good to be back
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@phil_dfc
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
2 years
This is it 50 years of music down to one final concert The final @genesis_band concert What an emotional evening this will be
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
5 years
My cheeks hurt, I’ve got no tears left but what a fucking night Definitely found a even greater love for @JasonManford after this evening
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
3 years
After 4 years and a bloody huge bill racked up I can officially say I am DEBT FREE 🤩🥳
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4 years
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
Boris is doing his absolute best to try and battle this without a lockdown but we have too many idiots in this country who can’t follow basic instructions Sorry Bojo I think you’ve got to do it by force now
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
7 years
19 years since the battle of hogwarts Does that mean that this September Albus potter goes to Hogwarts? 🤔 #19yearsbattleofhogwarts
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
11 months
We don’t scrub up too badly I suppose 💁🏻‍♂️
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
8 months
How it started vs how it ended 🤦🏼🤣
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
This didnt need to be done but I’m just a sad bastard #birthdayselfie
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
13 days
101 not out The man The myth The legend My absolute best mate A very happy 101 birthday you old git
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
7 months
Well that’s enough slipping and sliding around the place for once day That’s the worst day for low adhesion I’ve noticed of that season so far But what would I know? I just press a couple of buttons and the train does it for me 🤷🏻‍♂️🙄
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
3 years
It’s a handy skill🤷🏻‍♂️🤣
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
does your heart ever just go ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ Trains. ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
Can it be cancelled permanently from now on?
@SkyNews
Sky News
4 years
Love Island cancelled due to coronavirus pandemic
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
2 years
Well we used to have a back wall
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
8 years
Queen Julie is just a goddess
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
6 months
Never let me loose in the London transport museum 🤣🤣
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
Will never understand what I’ve done to get so lucky but in @Julieeeeeanne_ I’ve really got a diamond
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
Lads We think having a gamer girlfriend is the dream Abort mission I’ve just spend my night being torn a new arsehole by mine Get one who likes knitting or something Keep your dignity
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
11 months
When you go food shopping and accidentally end up in the Dartford club shop 🤷🏻‍♂️ What a shirt 😍
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
A relationship with your girlfriends parents is just as important as the relationship with your girlfriend I know it’s not been long but I’ve never had a relationship like this with a partners parents
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 months
From having one indoors as a hobby to making work colleagues life better for all by a @RailDepartures in the mess room
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
6 years
A Kentish lass came home and absolutely rocked the orchard tonight A complete show woman who knows how to wow a crowd and boy did she wow tonight @SamBaileyREAL What a night, thank you
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
6 months
Here we go, all that stands between me and Christmas Safe travels to all on the iron road today
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
11 months
Annual beer and badges event with a cracking speech by our GS @MickWhelanASLEF
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
2 months
One of the worst things dowse did as manager was treat baris like he did imo, consistently in and out of the team, playing him out of position He loves Braintree and I’m Buzzing he got to captain them To glory this season But we needed him 🤣
@Vanarama
Vanarama
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What a year for @altintop_baris ! Last summer: leaves @braintreetownfc 👋 Joins @dartfordfc until December 🎯 Re-signs for Iron ⚒️ Made captain of high-flying Braintree ©️ Leads his side to National League via playoffs 🏆 📸 @picturedbysj #TheVanarama | @TheVanaramaNL
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
2 years
A very happy 99th birthday to my all time hero Wouldn’t be half the man I am without him
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
5 years
To Phil Happy anniversary Lots of love Phil
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
5 years
First quirk of the holiday Winnie the Pooh cafe in the ashdown forest Look at the toast 😍
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
2 years
Theory and practical passed in 10 days Completed it mate ✅
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
After 3 years and a mountain of debt racked up (most of it unavoidable) I’ve finally cleared my credit card this evening This has been a feeling I’ve wanted for a time
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
8 years
Someone pinch me? Am I seeing this right? Oh this is absolutely amazing 🙈
@KChenoweth
Kristin Chenoweth
8 years
Save the date… 💋 #AlbumRelease
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
So it’s basically mean I can finally see my julieanne after 10 weeks of being apart The end is absolutely nigh at last
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
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LEAGUE CUP CHAMPIONS WE KNOW WHAT WE ARE @DartfordFCWomen
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
3 years
The fact you’ve got “influencers” trying to claim they are essential workers is not only a massive insult to the real key workers out there but shows exactly what’s wrong with people during this pandemic 🤦🏼‍♂️
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
5 years
Military road heading towards freshwater bay Tell me a better coastal road in the country, YOU WONT find one
@wightlinkferry
Wightlink Ferries
5 years
If you had to show off the best of the #IsleofWight in one view, where would you take someone? 🤔
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
Well im still being allowed to drive the public around for another year A4 passed
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
So my girlfriend has worked that she can play her music through my Alexa So she spends the majority of her day giving me a heart attack I knew she’d be the death of me 🙄
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
10 years
Crying with laughter 😂😂😂😂 http://t.co/ssDNDdBRtZ
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
6 months
When I die and on my way to hell My hell is going to be bluewater It’s insufferable at every point in the year Christmas doubly so
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
17 days
Is this the leaders debate or the Beth rigby show? Would love to go 30 seconds without Beth fucking interrupting The rude cow
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
2 years
Not a road instruction but a life tip
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
2 years
This kid knows 💁🏼‍♀️
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
6 months
So we have Christmas tradition of a “Dad’s new year present “ this year definitely tops the lot, I’m extremely proud to be a Slade Green driver
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
5 years
So in the Tower of London restaurant and something smashed on the floor Not a single person shouted wheyyy British culture is being lost 😭😭
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
28 days
Not often you get a snip like this so you’ll take it when it comes
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
3 years
Goodbye “stay at home” you won’t be missed Picnic in Hyde Park in the sun with my love
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
10 years
@TheBwayHipster shrek the musical taught me that fairytales need to be updated
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
I’ve seen horror films We won’t be leaving alive
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
3 years
Well it’s the only ones im gonna get but I suppose this lot ain’t bad 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
9 years
Doing themselves proud The country proud The musical theatre industry proud Smashing it lads @CollabroGlobal http://t.co/hMiy95fnxJ
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
9 years
Would love to see Plaid Cymru take Wales by storm tomorrow, Leanne wood has been so passionate for her country
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
11 months
This is one of 3 wonderful offices that I have Could you point me where the automated bit is? I’ve not found it in the 5 years I’ve been driving 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@Darcy2988
Scrappy
11 months
So do the @ASLEFunion seriously think anyone is inclined to give them the absurd raises they’re requesting? Their ongoing industrial action is white noise at this point. 99% of UK workers have had no pay rise, train “drivers” watching over automated trains aren’t special.
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
8 months
Now it’s fully set up and ready to go Absolutely love my 30th present @RailDepartures
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Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
No caption needed 😍
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
4 years
2.09.48 which smashed my previous record by 12 minutes and definitely given me the boost to push on for a sub 2 Once again not too late to donate at all, it’s all going to a very worthy cause
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
5 years
Another cracking day out at the @RHDR
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
5 years
Rik Mayall is a mood 💁🏼😂
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@phil_dfc
Earl of Northumberland Heath
1 year
Cometh the hour Cometh the 🐐 It’s a Ryan hayes world and we just live in it
@phoenixsport82
Phoenix Sports Club
1 year
GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLL! Ryan Hayes!
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