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@pharmacistlily

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Aw yeah, your favorite pharmacist is back! - Main acc: @honekothecat - 19 y.o./parody acc, not affiliated with EA or PopCap/nsfw dni! (pfp by @SlowGhostpepper )

asexual biromantic, she/her
Joined January 2024
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@pharmacistlily
Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
7 months
//twitter has been rough on me lately, so yeah, just so you know, everything i post on this acc is supposed to be a joke and shouldn't be taken seriously, this is a parody acc for god sake //anyways, if you find my posts rude/offensive - feel free to block me //cheers!
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
TW: Plant gore MELON-PULT GORE RAAAAAAH-
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
Aw hell nah, not Crazy Dave's niece telling me to kms πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
Woah, there's so many plants and zombies (and also some other fellas) following my acc! Thank you for 200 followers, y'all! 🫰
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
Zombies, open this thread (safe)! 🧡
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
Dear person who put a pic of furry ass on my TL, please consider the following:
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
Trade offer! I get: You as my test subject. You get:
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
Never ask a medic to draw a heart for you.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
don't ask
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
MY EXPERIMENT WAS SUCCESSFUL. I NOW HAVE ARMS AND CAN SLAP A BITCH.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
if i suddenly grew hands one day the first thing i would do is slap someone
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
//Fuck it, PvZ-sona time. Meet Hoku - a clueless college student who has no idea on how she got here, not to mention she had no idea zombies even existed prior to when she moved out of her hometown.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
This shit looks like a serial killer's hideout.
@MG24_TBHP
TheBluehatPerson
4 months
pvz3 decorations if current popcap was actually smart.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
i sold penny for internet connection
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
//tw: su1c1de mentions (sorta) i spiked crazy dave's kool-aid
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
//I think I might be shadowbanned. Interact with this post if you can see me (pic for attention).
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
Dear PvZTWT, I challenge you to last 12 days WITHOUT GOONING. Show me what you're capable of. Disappoint me once me.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
No, China... Please don't turn me into a marketable action figure- ... AAAAAAAAAAAH-
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
Estrogen-flavored Pop Smarts! Now available in all Zomburbia supermarkets.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
bubonic plague
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
Hm. What if zombies made plant replica bots to serve as spies? Hey, that's actually a great idea...
@Hey1mJay
jay!
4 months
why hasnt anyone made a creepypasta or anything about this. this is official pvz2 art
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
OOMF HAS A BLUE CHECKMARK?!?!?!?!!
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
Dear PvZTWT members, I would die for ya'll. Best wishes, Lily of Alchemy.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
Who is buying this πŸ’€
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
//First server plan prototype.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
c0caina giveaway everyone sign up
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
"pvztwt is dea-" bro it dies and raises from the dead every few weeks 😭😭😭
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
this thing is going to attract every single zombie in the area
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
choking on cough syrup rn
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
//...I'm at loss of words right now. I'm not going to change my gimmick tho. This franchise means too much to me. PvZ is George Fan, Laura Shigihara, Rich Weirner etc. PvZ will never be EA. PVZ WILL NEVER BE JORDAN ADAMS.
@fourzerotwo
Robert Bowling
3 months
Both abusers have deleted their LinkedIn Matthew Angeleri, who sent a sex tape of himself via WhatsApp, is still employed @EA . He’s taking his PTO. Jordan Adams, the Dev Director of @PlantsvsZombies , who filmed himself masturbating in his garage and sent it to my iPad remains.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
something something funi caption
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
Agent Rose after I replace her stupid wand with a uranium rod:
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
Me when I get my hands on my mutuals:
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
I'm sorry, but he looks like a fucking sex offender.
@SpekterAlt
Ball Chopper Man
3 months
my man lost all his aura 😭
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
welp, since everyone is doing this... yeah, i'm actually a biromantic, not bisexual, i guess πŸ˜“
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
60 FOLLOWERS ALREADY?!?!?! GUYS I LOVE YOU 😭😭😭
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
//Human!Lily reference sheet because I've lost control of my life.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
how to start ww3: 1. gather pvzlarp community members 2. play jackbox party pack/gartic phone/cards against humanity together 3.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
Lily of Alchemy hands you a megaphone. "You know what to do, pal 🀭"
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
5 months
//This bitch drinks L.E.A.F. agents' tears for breakfast every morning 🫰
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
#pvztwtcamping Uh-oh, they killed Flower Pot. How unfortunate.
@FloweringMyPot
Mr Cheese
4 months
@pharmacistlily Huh..what did you sa- UH WAH ARGH FUCK HELP ME IM GETTING MAULED GRAAAAH ARGH WRAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHGGGG
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
Cheese sauce. Fight me.
@DrMoneyTrees
Dr Money Trees
4 months
Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on your fries?
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
Are all sun producers sick in the head or what...? /j
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
perks of dating me: 1. i will give you medicine if you're sick 2. i will let you assist me in my lab 3. ketamine supplies 4. i will throw poison at your enemies 5. please
@melonpult_
melon pult
6 months
perks of dating me: There are none STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY STAY AWAY ST
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
//made my own template because screw it i have no idea on what am i doing at this point tbh
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
7 months
felt cute will not delete deal with it
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
GUYS GUYS COME HERE OH MY FUCKING GOD-
@theonewho198
RED/Plantern
6 months
@JohnJadoe Huh..? (Glows a bright red) Y-You feel the same way?…You’re not tricking me right?! You..you love me? Like a-actually? πŸ˜–
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
Oh my fucking god. Imagine if Dave completely lost his mind and began to make plants out of flesh... Flesh Peashooters... Flesh Sunflowers... That would be absolutely horrifying.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
Take care, everyone! Remember, you are always welcome here and I love you all. Thank you for everything 🀍🀍🀍 Best regards, Lily of Alchemy.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
guys am i shadowbanned? reply if you can see this pretty please
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
//found some old ass pvz fanmade plants on my main acc, thought i should repost 'em here //inkshroom gotta be my favorite
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
Now all of us are doomed to burn in hell for eternity, all thanks to you.
@TehAngryPumpkin
The Angry Pumpkin
3 months
Just had sex with Jalapeno
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
i can't breathe πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
my twitter circle ya'll! can you spot yourself?
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
@nana247online //I will never understand why most of Russians online are such horrible people and honestly I'm so fucking ashamed of them, I really want nothing to do with these mfs. I understand that people hate us and I know damn well they have every right to do so.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
The night sky is filled with thousands of colorful sparks... Happy 15th anniversary, PvZ! πŸŽ† #plantsvszombies
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
If this post gets 15 likes, I'm buying this bitch and plastic wrapping her to the ceiling fan in my lab.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
Agent Rose after I replace her stupid wand with a uranium rod:
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
I would definitely take my oomfs to the magical c0caine land-
@TehAngryPumpkin
The Angry Pumpkin
4 months
trans people: i'm trans society: ok magical cocΠ°inΠ΅ land peashooter:
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
this is my good friend fanilla we used to be best friends but he overdosed on crack and died i miss him every day πŸ˜”
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
"quit playing" my goofy ass:
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
//WOAH! 100 FOLLOWERS! //I had no idea I would ever reach this milestone! Thank you for letting me become a part of this community, guys. //θ°’θ°’οΌδ½ δ»¬ζ˜―ζœ€ζ£’ηš„οΌπŸ€πŸ’™πŸ€πŸ’™
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
"twitter sucks ass!" *proceeds to stay*
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
7 months
@thedoomguy2020 i'm going to poison your next meal
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
5 months
//Updated Lily reference! She looks like a wine aunt now tbh 😭😭😭
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
I'm going to make hash browns out of you.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
entering my girlbossing arc fr
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
5 months
...I'm back, everyone.... It feels so weird to be back, to be honest... But don't you worry! I'll be fine! As soon as I recover, we can hang out together! Also I gotta work on that caffeine addiction of mine...
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
//not me losing followers lmao
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
7 months
had a nightmare where i had to fight off gooners instead of zombies now i'm traumatized and probably won't be able to sleep for the next week
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
Eh...? Guys?
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
WHEN THE FUCK DID ZOMBOSS BANG SPUDOW πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
@creepydotorg
Creepy.org
3 months
Someone posted this on Reddit, claiming it was sent by a friend whose mother found this alien-looking plant in her garden. What do you think? Is it real or a hoax?
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
//Human!Lily invites you to her lab! Would you trust her?
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
I was bored... (FNAF movie spoilers ahead!)
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
tw: kernel-pult gore
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Punch Cat
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
5 months
Plants that attack by shooting or flinging seeds/berries/fruit basically fight using their unborn children. Let that sink in.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
//I wanted to tell ya'll that, but I was too busy. The arc is now officially closed! Thanks for participating! //Worry not, because more arcs coming in future! Did you like this arc? Should I make more? I'd like to hear your feedback! //But for now... Peace out! #pvztwtcamping
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
Also I'm better than every single one of them-
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
"OMG PLANT HEROES ARE SO HOT!!!!" Plant Heroes:
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
Let's create laws for #zomburg ! Any villager who violates them will recieve an eviction notice via letter. Send your laws in the repiles.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
I feel like I'm trapped in a nightmare I will never wake up from...
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
crazy dave gives people plants to protect themselves and then goes ahead and teaches zombies how to invade houses bro creates a problem and then sells the solution to it πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
5 months
acc rules
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
my goofy ass having fun on pvztwt trying to ignore all the drama happening rn
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
How ya'll be looking at chemicals in my lab smh 😐
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
5 months
(...a giant Chomper blocks your way!) (...there's something weird about it...?) (...) (Uh-oh. It doesn't seem friendly.)
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
5 months
(The growling becomes louder...) (Something dark emerges right in front of you!)
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
I'm sorry, but why does it look like one of those shitass Gacha Life TikTok edits 😭😭😭
@TwinSunflower33
Twin Sunflower (professional Jimmy McGill Lover)
4 months
working on a new video
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
i'm officially retired from fighting zombies! i'm a full-time pharmacist now and i don't give a crap about plants and zombies war anymore, i'm done
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
#pvztwtcamping The bear stew is ready, guys. Smells divine tbh. Not something I would expect from something made with bear meat. Huh? How did I kill a bear for this stew? Well... Let's just say you should not underestimate me.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
#pvztwtcamping Well, well, well! Are you guys tired of constantly eating s'mores? Worry not, as I'm going to make some stew! What's gonna be in it? Welp, you decide. And no, I'm not adding poison this time. We had too many people die on this trip already.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
hey, guys! i'm thinking of throwing a sleepover! wanna join?
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
#pvztwtcamping Nothing better than relaxing outdoors, reading your favorite book about human experimentation-
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
3 months
Shut the fuck up! Princess Cannon, go!
@Israel
Israel Χ™Χ©Χ¨ΧΧœ
3 months
Please join us for two minutes of silence for the 25,040 fallen Israeli soldiers and 5,100 victims of terror. Today and always they are in our hearts May their memory be a blessing.
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
ok guys be honest - would you be friends with me if i were a human
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
if you want to invite me for a dinner date and it's not in there, i ain't coming
@aguantahetero
πŸ–€πŸ€HeteroPosting πŸ–€πŸ€
6 months
quien para ir? 🐧
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
fucking kiss already
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
Hey, guys, just wanted to ask ya something. ...who am I to you? Please be honest...
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
4 months
Have you guys ever noticed that Cattail wears a hat? Does that mean their cat ears are fake? Can it be taken off? What do they look like without their hat...?
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
Apparently there are hackers who hack people's accounts and send links to your DMs! DO NOT OPEN THEM. IT'S A SCAM. YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE HACKED IF YOU DO. Please be careful! Lily out! ✌️
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Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
6 months
I'm not sharing.
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@pharmacistlily
Lily of Alchemy (Team Zombies) πŸ‰
7 months
dni if you look like this
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