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The 3 seconds it takes to slide in or out of a booth is so degrading. Never seen anyone do it gracefully

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Time to go take a stupid little fucking afternoon stroll

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TikTok users are like: If someone says hello to you they are engaging in psychopathic manipulative behavior psychologists called “nicebombing” and it’s basically attempted murder also human trafficking

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I want to show the guy who invented the asterisk that people are using it to be like “my r*ommate”

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Me in my bunker in the year 2041 making gluten free wood fired pizzas for my two children who have never seen the sky

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✅🙏🧎

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Pray for Justices Alito, Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh & Barrett. And their families.

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Instagram fully lying about the impact of the 1994 crime bill all to protect Biden’s record. This isn’t a fact check, it’s censorship

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Me when I miscalculate a micro dose and start fully tripping midday

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JVN: “Wearing a shirt backwards is an act of bravery. Its a resistance slay, mama! It’s a way of saying—hello world, this is who *I* am!” Pelosi: “Yes. :). Great. Thank you for coming to Congress today Weird Al. Your mission is so important”

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3 years

Just interrupted two women talking because I didn’t want them to pass the Bechdel Test

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4 years

The whole SJW snowflake college campus trope is so funny to me because it’s like...that’s probably true on about 7 colleges in America. The one year I went to community college a girl in my class thought slavery only lasted 12 years bc of the movie 12 years a slave NOT JOKING

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Wait if Kim Jong Un dies doesn’t that leave his sister to take his place. Could be a major moment for Feminism

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2 years

The advice I would give to every client if I worked in PR

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Kanye West allegedly spreading unfounded rumors Pete Davidson is gay, has AIDS

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We are going to overthrow capitalism by having the perfect opinions online

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The way she now owes me untold amounts of money. I’m lawyering up

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4 years

Today was the day Bernie Sanders became President

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Why does she dress like a detective yet can’t solve anything😫💯😂

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3 years

Thanks Deborah this is really sick and cool 👍

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Please share widely to show the insanity of the moment we’re in.This is Washington Square Park, NYC.

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Biden holding a press conference at the Amazon factory and taking a sip out of the pee bottle to show it’s safe to drink like Obama did when he visited Flint

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4 years

Every single gas station in the Midwest is called something increidbly horny like “Pump & Dump” or “Ass 2 Mouth”

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4 years

Recycle ❤️

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Thinking about how much I hate the band The Black Keys because they gave us another generation of Rock n Roll guys and all their music is good for is playing during the climax of a Red Lobster commercial when they pour liquid butter over a pile of endless shrimp in slow motion

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4 years

One time canvassaing I knocked on this ladys door who had a giant Kamala sign outside. She answered and said “I see the Bernie campaign sent another white man” and I was like “ur white too”. then we just stared at each other until she shut the door. Congrats to her. She won lol

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4 years

Let’s continue to not talk about it much

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3 years

Y’all this adult shit is so hard 🤣 I just caused a 20 car pile up bc my anxiety said I left the coffee maker on so whipped my car around. Felt like yesterday my biggest problem was running the mile in PE but nope. in front of me rn there’s a family trapped in this burning car 😭

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I get drunk and think about bernie like an estranged ex boyfriend

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Not to be melodramatic but she invented a future when a future felt fake

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4 years

The hurricanes will put out the fires. Stop being so negative ❤️

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3 years

When I walk behind a woman at night I don’t want her to be scared so I start watching and jacking off to gay porn

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4 years

There’s no way intelligence agencies didn’t know this was going to happen, they didn’t intervene because they’re happy to let us all call each other terrorists. They want us as paranoid and suspicious as possible, begging for more rights and privacy to be taken away.

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3 years

Eve Barlow defenders

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4 years

Girls are always like “I’m queer”.......no 🙅🏻‍♀️ u just have BPD and wear big fucked up pants

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Warrens out...the Etsy market is crashing..farmers markets are being looted...thousands of white women crawling miles to Lizzo’s house on their hands and knees

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3 years

Hedge funds to everyone today

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1 year

People are constantly saying Men Who X Are Gay and it’s like okay whatever….but then Drake does something and I’m like wow it really is so gay to rub your eyes as a man

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@PopBase

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Drake stuns in new Instagram story.

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4 years

I mean I wouldn’t want to be anywhere near the hotter, smarter, more successful, happier, better aging, etc version of me either

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3 years

Getting my account frozen at the enby bank because I bought a lemonade at chick fil a

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4 years

If you’re a straight guy watching hasan piker streams. Sus behavior

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4 years

Would love every sick fuck piece of shit liberal who told people that voting is the answer to take a break from yelling at their maid for bringing gluten products into the home and explain this

Read Jackson Rising

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4 years

Really tense situation in Louisville with the Booker campaign saying injunction has been granted till 9, but doors locked again after 6:30. When doors were locked initially at 6 voters started banging on the doors demanding to be allowed to vote.

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3 years

I see y’all are doing bi-phobia on here again 🙄

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4 years

The way you can tell they both thought this was like a HUGE win for civil rights or something

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hate it when I bring a guy home and hes like who is that lady in the corner and I have to be like “oh shes a former nyt writer(?) here to watch us fuck and make sure there isnt a power imbalance. If there is one she presses that big red button and the bed gets sprung into the sky

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Roxane Gay messaged me, she’s frantic...freaking out. She can’t tweet and has an urgent message she must get across to the public, I told her I would help. She wants everyone to know that when she orders a chocolate croissant she feels better knowing that a woman made it.

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I LOVE what Covid did to his brain. I didn’t think it get funnier

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My personal favorite emrazz take

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4 years

how libs act when they eat Ethiopian food

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3 years

My four year old just said RushKanda forever

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4 years

Deleted what I said because I don’t want to go after Warren staffers by name. But really, I met a good portion of her Iowa field team and they are truly some of the most heinous nerds imaginable. Horrible organizers who like I said, value smug Etsy sloganeering above canvassing.

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3 years

One time a woman whose table I just took a food order from walked up to me and was like “ben? I thought that was you. I was your kindergarten teacher. I recognized you from your eyes.” I was like wow that’s such a war torn thing to say...?

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4 years

Another actor I can’t stand....Jeff Goldblum. Total psycho. He’s a 67 year old who dresses like a 38 year old who dresses like a 24 year old in an attempt to win the affections of a 17 year old

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Bi culture is not knowing how to sit in chairs properly 🤣😂🤣🌈

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So very important to think about and consider!!!

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3 years

Um. Yeah. So I’m noticing people are hanging out with their friends and family right now during the erm—global pandemic—how about no? How about stop being selfish? I haven’t seen a friend or family member in nearly 6 years👏🏻

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[URGENT 🚨] Benjamin, its Nancy Pelosi and I’m pregnant! Mitch McConell won’t let me get an abortion 😡 . Childbirth may kill me at this age can you send me $30?

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4 years

Pounding white claws less to get drunk and more so I can join class the action law suit in ten years when we find out it put holes in our bones or something

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2 years

No jokes today ❤️today is for pure uncut awareness. Im listening to every podcast doing a 6min rundown of the conflict. Im googling the words unbiased and nuance. Im 💯 reacting to every Instagram story. Im DM’ing onlyfans gays to tell them their tweet was tone deaf. I won’t stop

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They’re dangling a little bowl of tapioca pudding right offscreen to get his vision to focus

President Biden

@POTUS

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Folks, I'm doing great. Thanks for your concern. Just called Senator Casey, Congressman Cartwright, and Mayor Cognetti (and my Scranton cousins!) to send my regrets for missing our event today. Keeping busy!

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The campaign fired me the same week they hired this guy lol

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Guy who thinks we should send all gay guys to an island

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He’s trying to distract us by not wearing a tie. And damn 😋👄 it’s kind of working 🍆 💦 AHHOOGAAAH

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It really is hard to overstate Sophie’s music. I remember hearing it and feeling so alive because I knew I was hearing something completely new for the first time. She made so many people feel happy and alive

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I have won a Pulitzer Prize for these. Thank you all

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Okay one amazing Biden moment during his happy hour live stream is that he referred to the Iraq war as “the 9/11 war”

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How it feels to hang out with a group of people now

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Marianne as a gay guy trust me you can say that word anytime girlfriend

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. @Jack this man is inciting a coup! BAN HIM

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

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Libs when they say “45” instead of Trump or “the President”

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Steal from self checkouts while you can because that’s going to disappear soon. My tried and true method is ringing everything up as a potato because they’re like $0.20/lbs. have saved probably thousands of dollars doing this no joke

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Amazon is not just online. They are making a big move into physical retail stores. 👀 $AMZN

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My dad just flat out asked me if I was a drug dealer and when I asked him why he thought that he said 1) you’re my craziest kid 2) I don’t know how you have money and 3) I had a nightmare you were arrested for smuggling cocaine across the border

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With there being what feels like too many bail funds to count, here’s one place you can donate to directly and have it split among all cities

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Hi everyone, I am a licensed Psycho Therapist so please keep your opinions to yourself I don’t need to hear them. Thank you!

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Me entering “toned” as my body type on Grindr

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Queerbaiting discourse is getting insane but at its core…what gay guy actually wears a sequin romper??? Vast majority of gay men dress like construction workers or skateboarders or wear weird fucked up tank tops at best

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Being Cúbaña is everything to me. From my ancestor-gifted curls to my Rumba moves to memories of eating Gazpacho on mi Abuelo’s sugar farm. Truth is, Cubans like me love the free market. Where else but the USA could I own 4 hot yoga studios? Keep the embargo, ditch the dictators.

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Me talking about any woman who has given me a compliment

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The only explanation I have for this is that it was made by the CIA

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it’s giving… it’s giving cher

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Not to speak for the whole community but gay men don’t want romantic comedies…we want videos of BPD women eating food in their car. Trisha Paytas having a “Jew lunch.” HRH with that potato. Even miss Christian with her Starbucks…that’s gay entertainment

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Me hosting Gay Trivia: “This woman THOUGHT she could fly across the Atlantic 😬 but mamas…she did not slay it”

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3 years

The stock market rn

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Chastens last story. Hasn’t posted in 48 hours

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Just told my 7 year old about Rush Limbaugh. He has tears of joys in his eyes. He said “daddy can Henwy Kwissinger be next?” Ha yeah. You could say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree 🤣🧠

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All of the women at the RNC have the Miley Eye