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2 years

miss u

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2 years

What discontinued British snack should they bring back?

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@keithryan28 @emilyhewertson @Mitul7 @emilyhewertson not shocked you’re silent when being asked this. pipe up when it suits

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6 years

My mum just came strutting into my room and I was like aww nice belt! Where’d you get that Primark? She turns round and says “naw, I found it” I’m like wit lol? She’s like “I found it in the park, it’s ASOS” lmao someone’s obv lost their belt shaggin and Denise has claimed it 😭

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4 years

Massive question mark on wit ma road tax goes towards cause a feel like am driving on a fkn crater

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7 years

@coconutkallan @thismorning Not even an apology! Only reason they’ve wrote this is because of yesterday’s backlash from the public. Poor, half arsed effort.

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4 years

This screams Clydebank

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4 years

Done a belter

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2 years

Rangers fans thinking we were gny drop points yesterday makes this all the more sweeter 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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5 years

Hats off to all the barbers out there cause a just absolutely butchered ma wee bros hair

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4 years

Howling some mad roaster hacked ma Depop trying to punt an electric scooter 😭😭😭

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3 years

Pishin rain and the Atlantis beer garden is full 🥲 not surprised one bit

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6 years

Grade A scumbag with children of his own mocking a child with Down’s syndrome 😷😷.

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6 years

BOOM BOOM BOOM everybody say wee jay won’t see 10 in a row

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6 years

Guy tries to fire in (me): “should fire inty my pal” him: “how?” Me: “cause I’m gay mate”. Him: “so fuck, a can muff dive like fuck”. Fellow lesbians, we’re so lucky x

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4 years

Some burds look like gymshark models in the gym and a look like ave been electrocuted

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4 years

Wee £650 tax rebate. Happy Friday to me and ASOS x

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3 years

Absolutely fuck @PoloGlasgow not helping my wee bro find his friends who where inside leaving him stranded in city centre by himself with no charge in his phone. Not the first time I’ve heard about their shocking customer service 🤣

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5 years

“Do you support Celtic or Rangers?” “None, Newcastle United” Fkn Edinburgher 🤦🏻‍♀️

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7 years

No wonder @milanoo_en get 0 likes on their posts. Terrible clothing, terrible quality and appalled by the customer service. SCAM!

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3 years

The potholes in Clydebank and the surrounding areas are truly testing my mental health ✨✨

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3 years

They should consider putting more temporary traffic lights on the roads x

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6 years

Mad older woman from London just ripped me at the pool for having a shite bun. I proceeded to tell her that I didn’t want to get my hair wet and she said “the men like the wet look” lmao do they hen, thankfully that’s not who I’m aiming for.

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3 years

Thought I’d seen it aw noo but someone is raffling a crate a irnbru for £2 a pop 😭😭😭😭? I am done.

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3 years

It absolutely baffles me how people can think that the tories have their interests in mind because they like the same flag. Folk in these small towns are absolutely shafted by tory party values but they'll vote for them because its the red white and blue thing to do

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5 years

Do you get to a stage in your adult life when you’re no absolutely shattered after waking up in the morning? Shattered 24/7.

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5 years

Just been told that wee road coming out past the Antonine is a one way lmao been driving down the wrong way for who knows how long and a random guy told me tonight as I was going down it 😭😭

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7 years

@carolineflack1 I hope Chris and Liv and then Chris steals the money 🌚🌚🌚

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5 years

See that fkn “good afternoon” patter when you’re like 10 mins late, honestly so funny x

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5 years

“You look tired” I think you’ll find I’m fuckin shattered actually mate

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4 years

That ship that just passed through Cbank at midnight will never be forgiven fs thought it was a war horn

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6 years

Pure worst when you’re a loyal social media liker of certain people you know and the likes are not mutual. See ye l8r then.

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4 years

1. Roll 2. Housecoat 3. Lane 4. Outsider

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4 years

What do you call these??

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5 years

Highly recommend the Gemma Collins podcast. Sitting at my desk with tears down my face she’s unreal 😭

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5 years

Can the cash machine stop asking me so many questions pls. Naw a don’t want to see ma balance and a certainty don’t want a receipt, wit a want is rapid cash to get hame

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7 years

A wee degree and my drivers licence within 2 weeks. No bad P. No bad x

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6 years

I think the way the girls have treated Alex is actually pretty shocking #LoveIsland

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4 years

Why do people put their after photos on before the before? A like to be wowed before not after x

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6 years

Just want to express my sincere gratitude to the person who returned my bag with various personal belongings in it at Stansted airport. It’s truly rare to find honest people. Whoever you are, I hope you read this and know how appreciative I am #stanstedairport #lostluggage

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3 years

Nah so I’m part of this website and u ask local people the likes of, if they can recommend a joiner etc. Can safely say this is a new one?

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6 years

Worst habit ever; canny step over 3 stanks because of that shitey myth

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7 years

Liam Payne looks like he’s just shoved somethin on to run out to the van for a 99 #xfactor2017

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6 years

Canny believe Zara still haven’t got a grip of that horrendous website. The least user-friendly site ever, makes me stressed oot trying to find somethin

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5 years

£100 phone bill. I’d say that’s me done with the cash register but is it fuck x

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5 years

Hey @ScotRail can you please let the hilarious 8:21 train driver from Dalmuir-Edinburgh have a half day tomorrow so he can get his hair and nails done because he’s just announced he’s on holiday mode x

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6 years

Cheap getaways to Croatia for all those interested. Use promo code GO1NGH0M3 #ENGCRO

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@BolloBusiness Hi Pauline we fly to Croatia from as little as £24.68 you can find more info here . Thanks, Stu

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5 years

I cannot fucking believe that health and social care workers in Glasgow (and the UK) are finishing their shifts and coming out to parking tickets on their cars. Absolutely shameful.

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7 years

@coconutkallan @SarahKeayx She is but his hands speak for themselves tbh 🙄

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5 years

Confused why people ever want to leave Clydebank x

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3 years

Ohhhh whaaaaat a day 🤣🍿

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6 years

People posting videos/pictures at the gym on Xmas and Boxing Day are not admirable, you are losers. One time of the year you can let loose and eat/drink what you want with fam you’ve no doubt not seen in ages but you’re choking for a selfie on the treadmill. Cya

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3 years

This four-day working week needs to get rolled out asap. Blink and the weekend is gone

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6 years

Burds get pure done up to come to Xscape and I genuinely look like a bin raider

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4 years

Me: am defo stayin in this weekend 110% nothin is stopping me The weekend:

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6 years

Surely I’m not the only one who sees this? #Lovelsland

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6 years

Such devastating news today. Thoughts and prayers with the victims families ❤️.

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6 years

@amie98_ The comebacks from English people in this thread is absolutely honkin 😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈

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6 years

Tommy Robinson is a helmet

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3 years

Absolutely adore Hatate and he was outstanding but my man of the match was Jurnavoic 👏 outstanding!

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5 years

It’s mental that a bowl of cereal tastes well better at night

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7 years

V proud of my gf @coconutkallan for getting thrown out of a party for telling a woman to "fuck up" cause she didn't believe in gay marriage

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6 years

Nae joke but couples are starting to look like each other and I am freakin

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6 years

Beyond me why anyone would want to wear a Space Raider T-shirt that cost £20+. It was devastating enough watching the crisps go from 10p to 25p

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4 years

Nah howling just went to Burger King for a cheese burger meal and came back wae a roll and cheese? They forgot the burger 😭😭

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6 years

Some of the stuff ye say on the sauce honestly burns yer eyes the next day

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6 years

Who wants a game of punch ma heed in?

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5 years

Absolute shanner of a day. And, to top it off I bought a different foundation cause my shade wasn’t available and it has SHIMMER in it. Cuttin aboot like I’m going to a dancin show

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6 years

Hardly even opened my eyes but MON THE HOOPS 😁🍀! Absolutely buzzin for tonight!

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3 years

Why do the workers at the post office have such a bad attitude 🥲? Sorry mrs for trying to send back some parcels

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6 years

Breaks my damn heart that the Arches is open for events etc and no longer the rave cave it once was. The younger generation will never ever know.

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6 years

So a potential collab phoned me called Pauline. She asked my age bc who is actual young and called Pauline? Well there’s 2 Pauline’s aged 26 in Glasgow btw just thought everyone should know that.

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4 years

A don’t care how nice u think yer toes are, I can assure ye no one wants to see them hingin off a sun lounger

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4 years

Getting tickets for Fly Amsterdam were pure easy. Especially the part when it wouldn’t let you press continue 🥰

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4 years

New week fresh start to the diet. Wee bro: “I’m going to McDonald’s do you want anything?” Plain double cheese burger meal with Big Mac sos pls and thnx

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7 years

People ask fucking ridiculous questions on Facebook I canny deal. Why not google it instead of looking like an absolute reprobate

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4 years

Just dropped a delivery off to a guy who answered wae an iguana on his shoulder sitting quite the thing like some sort a parrot?

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7 years

In one of the best hotels in Glasgow & was stuck in the toilet last night for 30 mins, screamed @ manager & the ceiling fell on top of me

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6 years

Do people think cause they’re exhaling candy floss flavoured smoke that it’s pure sound to just blow it in your direction? Cause it isny

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4 years

Every single person on earth is on it

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5 years

A would do unspeakable things for a McDonald’s right now

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5 years

Actual road works and temp traffic lights EVERYWHERE in Clydebank. Absolute pain in the hoop

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6 years

Over the moon for my wee brother @Josephc_01 for getting 3 A’s and a B in his highers 😁! V proud big sister.

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4 years

Mental how you sit in the one spot doing your makeup but manage to lose stuff?

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5 years

Ma gran’s got rly bad hearing and usually just agrees when she canny hear ye and she asked if me and my bro had dinner (munchin aw her biscuits) and I said aye we’re just fat to which she replied “that’s good” 😂😂 snd x

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4 years

1500 calories in a bottle of MD 🤯. That’ll be the last time am drinkin that then 🤥

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5 years

“Have you got a boyfriend?” Naw am gay. “Omg GOOD FOR U!” Pat on the back material, thanks for the support homegirl x

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4 years

The nerves are un fkn real. MON THE HOOOOOOPS 🍀💚

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2 years

@SkyNews

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5 years

People need to watch wit they’re dain when they get up from their seat on the train and put their big rucksack on. Big Regatta nearly knocked me the fuck out

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5 years

No way Bojo testing positive for Covid-19 😭 couldn’t fkn write it

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6 years

Pineapple on pizza is the fear

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6 years

My wee bro submitted his ucas last week and already has his first conditional back 😭❤️. Proud big sis ova hea

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4 years

Scum 🤬

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6 years

Creme eggs are SO shite

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6 years

Fucking beyond me people who take videos of random people because of their weight

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4 years

Every receptionist at the health centre. Rlly sorry for being no well

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4 years

Nothing worse when your dog is unwell and they’re unable to communicate how they’re feeling 🥺🥺

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6 years

It’s heartbreaking watching your pet suffer and having no idea what they’re feeling. Yet, when you call their name they still look up at you with those big eyes and their tail wagging ☹️☹️

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7 years

See when someone posts what they’ve bought in insta and you’re like where’d u get that? & they reply stingily “a shop” wow kl thanks 007

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8 years

Literally don't understand why people choose/want to go to the same holiday destination EVERY year. There's 194 other countries u can visit🌏

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6 years

My wee gran has been taking shots like a champ and she just said “Pauline a think am bevvied” 😂😂!

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5 years

Can everyone in Clydebank donate the chandlers £1 for some aircon pls xx

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