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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

11 months

$632K raised for the Facial Pain Research Foundation last night. THANK YOU 🙏

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Pat Tomasulo

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7 years

Really enjoying NBC’s coverage of The Hunger Games.

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3 years

If the Bears drafted Patrick Mahomes he’d be Mitch Trubisky right now.

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4 years

Santa's not messing around with the Covid.

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2 years

We ban books that were written in the past 50 years, but God forbid we propose changes to a document that was created 235 years ago.

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3 years

New wallpaper

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2 years

Oh just enjoying a 3-hour delay. You??

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2 years

Am I alone in just learning who Andrew Tate is about 25 minutes ago?

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4 years

The Bears would like you to know they plan on collaborating this offseason. h/t @WGNick

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Pat Tomasulo

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4 years

I just did a Zoom visit with a 1st grade class and all I have to say is teachers should make a billion dollars right now.

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

The people at my Mariano's walk around like they own the place. The people at my Jewel walk around like they don't know how they got there.

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Pat Tomasulo

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1 month

USA Today would like you to know that temperatures aren't the only thing about to explode.

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4 years

My wife just vacuumed the entire house at 7:53 AM. May God have mercy on my soul today.

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3 years

Blocking a sidewalk like this should be punishable by no less than 15 years in prison.

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2 years

Happy Vomit in a Wrigleyville Alley Day.

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3 years

If you wanna know which of your friends has a Peloton, just wait, they’ll tell you.

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2 years

Get yourself a family that believes in you like Jussie Smollett's.

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

Parking fees are the biggest F-U in the American healthcare system. "What's that? You want to visit your sick kid in the hospital? Great, that'll be $45 for the day." Just beyond the pale.

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Pat Tomasulo

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4 years

I heard from some people who really didn’t like that I wore a t-shirt on the air today. So rest assured, I will be wearing more t-shirts on the air going forward.

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

I agree that Target has no place among such high-end Mag Mile establishments as . . . (checks notes) The Cheesecake Factory

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Pat Tomasulo

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2 years

This guy was just the best. So sad to hear.

Beloved former WGN weatherman Jim Ramsey dies at 69

Jim Ramsey, a beloved member of the WGN family has passed away. He was the trusted face of the WGN Weather Department on weekend evenings before retiring in 2017. Many of Ramsey’s 42 years in broad…

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Pat Tomasulo

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6 years

The Taylor-Gaters and @taylorswift13 #ManOfThePeople

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3 years

Your Covid sticker is like your voting sticker. Nobody's impressed that you did something you're supposed to do.

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6 years

Happy first “Why the F*** Do I Live Here!” Day of the year.

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

Oh just me and @barstoolcarl doing a Bears segment in a Jewel deli section NBD

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Pat Tomasulo

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10 months

Could you imagine being a guy in his late 50's, wearing the name of a guy half your age on your back, punching a guy who's not looking? I'm so glad I have a career and people in my life who care about me.

Barstool Chicago

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Bears fans are just in shambles rn

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

Today I will be taking down my Christmas decorations while watching the Bears and I cannot think of a more depressing combination of activities.

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3 years

The limited number of good Italian delis in Chicago is a sin against humanity.

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Pat Tomasulo

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2 years

I feel like we're not talking enough about Chris Rock's stone cold granite jaw though.

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Pat Tomasulo

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5 years

It's so easy to forget when you see these WWII vets as older, frail men, that 75 years ago? They were some of the baddest MF'ers on the planet #DDay75thAnniversary

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

"Thank God for this rain. The lawn needed it." Transformation into my father COMPLETE.

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Pat Tomasulo

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5 years

I've been on the #1 -rated morning TV show in the 3rd biggest market in the country for the last 8 years. Rod Blagojevich has been in jail for the last 8 years. How does he have a nicer house than me?

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Pat Tomasulo

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2 years

Hi, my name is Pat. I work on the dominant #1 -rated local show in the 3rd largest market in the country and we have s*** WiFi. Have a good day.

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Pat Tomasulo

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2 years

I spent a day in the Chicago Playpen. See the rest here:

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2 years

I’m currently in Wisconsin enjoying the feeling of safely sitting in a running car.

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Pat Tomasulo

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10 months

Tom Freaking Retired

WGN TV News

@WGNNews

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Tom Skilling, a fixture of Chicago television and beloved by generations, announced Thursday he will retire next year after 45 years at WGN

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

Did I wear this shirt on stage for a show on the Southside tonight? You’re damn right I did @WGNRobin

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Pat Tomasulo

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5 years

Sure, "Game of Thrones" was good, but I also filled some potholes with giardiniera this weekend. See the rest here-->

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4 years

It’s getting really hard to defend this city now.

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Pat Tomasulo

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11 months

There is no way in real life a football mom tolerates a 3-week long girlfriend behaving like that while sitting next to her on game day. NO. WAY.

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

These people who run outside in this weather- we eat them first, right?

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Pat Tomasulo

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11 months

Am I the only one taking some kind of sick delight in seeing how creatively this franchise can botch everything? I mean, at least a part of you has to appreciate this kind of next level, history-making incompetence. This is like Jordan- we may never see anything like this again.

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Pat Tomasulo

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4 years

Drove by a park and saw 16 mask-less people playing soccer next to another group playing 4-on-4 basketball, so see you in 2024.

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

Very subtle Southside lady in the front row of my show. Happy Monday.

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Pat Tomasulo

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6 months

While all of you shower praises on this man, this is the @Skilling I know. A menacing, merciless tyrant. Who also happens to be one of the most genuinely kind, generous, passionate and infuriatingly naturally funny people I've ever met. Aloha for now Tom! Congratulations!

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Pat Tomasulo

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5 years

To those who’ve said so many nice things, thank you. And to those who’ve said very mean things, know that I’m cashing the same sized check every week, and working 40 fewer hours now.

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Pat Tomasulo

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4 years

"Contact tracing is so they can follow your every move and control you!!" (sent from iPhone with 75 apps installed)

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Pat Tomasulo

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4 years

Look for these 4 beauties in the stands at Sox Park for the first home stand.

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Pat Tomasulo

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6 years

Leaving your home in pajama bottoms is truly waving the white flag as a human.

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

6 years

Anybody else think Bud Light is slightly overestimating how much people who drink Bud Light care about corn syrup?

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

Accidentally turned on a No Turn On Red but thankfully the cop I passed was texting and driving so all good.

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Pat Tomasulo

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8 years

"Hey God, if you're not busy with Syria, Russian nukes, soaring college costs, poverty . . . "

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

Anybody gonna talk about how the Bezos ship looks like a giant dong?

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Pat Tomasulo

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2 years

All these years you people carrying on like Southwest wasn’t just Spirit with a little lipstick on.

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Pat Tomasulo

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7 years

I'm currently in the "Why the hell do I live here?" stage of Winter.

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

The best part of 50mph winds overnight is waking up every hour thinking someone is trying to break into your house.

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Pat Tomasulo

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4 years

Who wore it better- @TheRock or @WGNRobin ?

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4 years

Get yourself a woman who organizes the grocery list by aisle ORDER.

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Pat Tomasulo

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8 years

And @Cubs , in case you forgot, in the immortal words of Dorothy Farrell . . .

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Pat Tomasulo

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6 years

Find somebody who loves you as much as JB Pritzker loves a vest #TuesdayThoughts

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Pat Tomasulo

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7 years

When I see people jogging outdoors in this weather, I root for the ice.

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

The rage I feel clicking on the wrong link because a website loaded a banner ad late.

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4 years

Is empathy really that difficult?

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Pat Tomasulo

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6 years

Just me and my BFF @taylorswift13 at her concert over the weekend. NBD. See how this came to be SATURDAY on #ManOfThePeople at 10PM on @WGNTV

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Pat Tomasulo

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5 years

Photographer: “I’ve got lots of really touching photos of David Ross and his parents.” @Suntimes Editor: “Cool, let’s go with the one that looks like he’s having an affair with his mom, while his dad uncomfortably looks on.”

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5 years

In this week’s WWE Recap, my wife is very bothered by the ongoing @RandyOrton and @TrueKofi feud.

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4 years

I love reading these posts about the "media causing hysteria." Like Governors are ordering lock downs because of something they saw on the news. Dipshits.

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3 years

Most of my day is just basically looking forward to my next meal.

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4 years

Summer of T-Shirts Day 8: Game Recognize Game

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Pat Tomasulo

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4 years

After tomorrow, no more of those Fair Tax commercials where I can't tell if they're using the same old lady in both sets of commercials.

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

Remember 5 days ago when murderous icicles hung from every building in Chicago?

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Pat Tomasulo

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4 years

Car not starting at 5AM was not a great start to the day. But the Uber driver talking to me about politics over loud club music righted the ship immediately.

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3 years

This is the wealth I aspire to

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

3 years

Dunder McCaskey

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Pat Tomasulo

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2 years

Full pajama onesie in the grocery store this AM. There is no room for this in a civilized society.

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

Pretty wild how guys who'll put any boderline legal substance into their bodies to shave a tenth of a second off their 40-time won't get a vaccine because of the safety risks.

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

4 years

Wife: (gives me grocery list) Me: (returns home without item cause it wasn’t in stock) Wife: “Did they not have (said item)?” Me: “No they did, but I just wanted to come home without it and have this conversation instead.”

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

1 year

This NASCAR race better reduce crime by 65%, totally eliminate the deficit, pump $27B into the schools, and put a dome on Soldier Field without costing us a dime.

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

4 years

This dude just did a homerun trot to the podium.

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5 years

The Notre Dame fire is an absolute tragedy. But I am comforted by the countless pictures on here of people flashing peace signs in front of it and telling me how they were just there 6 months ago. Their duck lip selfies comfort us all during this difficult time.

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

Bill Belichick and Nick Saban losing playoff games in the same year needs to be commemorated with a Federal Holiday.

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

4 years

At Mayo Clinic with my wife and pretty much everyone there says this mess will last until next summer, but they’re probably all in the pocket of the Deep State, so do with that information what you wish.

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Pat Tomasulo

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5 years

The self checkout asked how many bags I “wish” to purchase. So I pushed the “I ‘wish’ to purchase none because I pay this city $8K a year in property taxes for a condo” button.

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

3 years

Hey @TWaddle87 @WaddleandSilvy , for your records.

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@pattomasulo

4 years

Bonnie and Clown

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

3 years

A very special public thank you to @BenBradleyTV , who despite being the worst member of British Parliament, helped point me in the right direction to get my wife a much needed vaccine, and texted me no fewer than 6 times to check on her.

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

3 years

Excited Lady at Store: “You’re the news man! What’s your name again?” Me: “Pat” Lady: “Pat! Yeah that’s it, Pat! Pat Sajak!!!” Me: “You’re damn right.”

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

3 years

I just learned that my Nest doorbell allows me to say things to strangers walking by my house and honestly this is a game-changer.

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

2 years

I'm beyond excited to share my debut comedy special "What A Time To Be Alive," available now for FREE on YouTube. My best work, by far. Please watch, RT, and also tell every single person you know to check it out. Enjoy!

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

5 years

Just got an email requesting I do stand-up at a gentleman's club for a birthday party that will be attended by a fairly prominent rapper, and I don't see how I can turn down this disaster waiting to happen.

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

4 years

I think I've spent $600 supporting the restaurant across the street from me ALONE over the past 10 months, and they think that's enough for people to pay bills.

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

4 years

Just because we're still in a pandemic doesn't mean a Zoom meeting is necessary when a simple phone call will suffice. Some of you are a little too confident about how many people want to see your average, poorly lit face.

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

4 years

Phil Collins is the most terribly underrated music star of the last 100 years, go ahead and @ me.

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4 years

Nominating Dr. Fauci for sainthood.

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3 years

After a night of reflection, I am disappointed Cub fans did not riot over the Rizzo trade. Some guys need to be untouchable.

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Pat Tomasulo

@pattomasulo

2 years

I don’t block you because what you say bothers me. I block you because you deserve zero space in my life.

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Pat Tomasulo

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3 years

Hey just a heads up, the grocery store is like Lord of the Flies right now. #PSA

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Pat Tomasulo

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4 years

If this is happening to WALTER PAYTON'S DAUGHTER, in a "good neighborhood," in one of the most "progressive" cities in America, imagine what in God's name is happening elsewhere.