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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

2 years

I cannot imagine what it would be like to feel calm. Calm is not my thing.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

This is why we phone banked, did mailings, gave every spare dollar we had, and waited in line for hours to vote.

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Patrick Hinds

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4 years

IF RGB HAD TO WORK TILL HER LAST DYING BREATH, YOU CAN WEAR A FUCKING MASK TO COSTCO.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

2 years

THE JUDGE HAS OVERTURNED ADNAN'S CONVICTION

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Patrick Hinds

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6 years

I AM A LICENSED FOSTER PARENT SEND ME ALL 2,000 OF THOSE KIDS. I’M NOT KIDDING WHO DO I HAVE TO CALL? I WILL TAKE EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM AND THEN I WILL FIND EVERY LAST ONE OF THEIR PARENTS WHEN HUMANITY RETURNS TO THIS COUNTRY AND THIS MADNESS STOPS

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

You guys, I scream laughed.

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Patrick Hinds

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2 years

Good morning Adnan Syed, hapoy first day of the rest of your life. ❤️❤️

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Patrick Hinds

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6 years

In 2003 I asked my friend Tommy to direct a reading of The Laramie Project. We did it in the basement of the Drama Bookshop on his day off from a hip hop musical he was working on. I snapped this pic for posterity in case he ‘became someone.’ Anyone know whatever happened to him

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

2 years

THE JUDGE HAS ORDERED ADNAN RELEASED UNDER HOME DETENTION.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

Really looking forward to the @Lin_Manuel musical about all this.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

I know we’ve already waited 4 years, but something tells me these last 36 hours are gonna be the longest.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

2 years

I imagine my 8 year old getting shot in school every day. Every single day. When I leave her at the school door, EVERY SINGLE TIME I tell myself there's a chance that'll be the last time I see her. That's the world we live in. HOW IS THAT THE WORLD WE LIVE IN.

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Patrick Hinds

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4 years

So we’re not gonna let RBG’s death be in vain. She LITERALLY gave her life for the liberal cause. VOTE.

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Patrick Hinds

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6 years

FIRST NATIVE AMERICAN VOTED TO THE HOUSE!! FROM KANSAS! AND SHE’S GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY! @sharicedavids , you are our people!

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

WILL YOU SHUT UP, MAN IS MY DRAG NAME

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Patrick Hinds

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2 years

Here's a secret: I pray sometimes. I'm full on God believer. I just heard the air raid siren sounds in Kiev. I'm praying for the people of Ukraine. I refuse to let this be a thing that's happening "over there."

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Patrick Hinds

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4 years

I’m gonna drink and live tweet the debate. You’re welcome.

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Patrick Hinds

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4 years

The Golden Girls house—the one they use for the exterior shots—is for sale in LA and I’m seriously considering uprooting my family because oh my god can you imagine.

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Patrick Hinds

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5 years

WHO IS TAKING YOUR INSTAGRAM PHOTOS? Seriously, when you’re out alone in the world & JUST HAPPEN to be looking fabulous & JUST HAPPEN to find the perfect cityscape backdrop or whatever and a photo is snapped—WHO TOOK THE PHOTO? DO U HIRE LITTLE INSTA-ELVES? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

When you’re living through a day they’ll write books about...but you still have to do laundry.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

At the playground eavesdropping on two 10-Ish year old girls talking about how “ @JoeBiden is better because he wears a mask and cares about black people.” There is hope, you guys.

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Patrick Hinds

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3 years

When you see the sock fall behind the dresser and instantly make peace with never seeing it again.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

OK BYE BYE

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

2 years

Durst is dead. Say it with me, folks...

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Patrick Hinds

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4 years

AP CALLS PENNSYLVANIA FOR BIDEN. THE. NIGHTMARE. IS. OVER.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

WISCONSIN!!!! YES GIRL!!!!!

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

2 years

Oh my god remember those 5 minutes when we all thought The Zodiac Killer mystery was solved?

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

Our blizzard / pandemic conversation at 10:30 am: Steve: I’m gonna take a shower. Me: And then what? Steve: Wait for bed. And death.

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Patrick Hinds

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3 years

This is not a drill. A friend—who is a skeptic about such things—just called me to say she is seeing UFOs over Los Angeles right now. 24. in formation. Not like super visible, but there. She’s trying to take pictures. BUT ALSO UFOs ARE THE LAST THING WE NEED RIGHT NOW.

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Patrick Hinds

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4 years

People being angry at city & state governments for closing restaurants TO KEEP PEOPLE ALIVE rather than being angry at the Federal Government for not paying restaurants & restaurant workers to close and stay home TO KEEP PEOPLE ALIVE is the most asinine thing about the pandemic.

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Patrick Hinds

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3 years

To anybody else who wants to question me on this: he had a segment in his show called AIDS Update where he would celebrate the deaths of people who died of AIDS. If you think I’m gonna take the high road about this monster’s death, you are not a “lover of me.”

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Patrick Hinds

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3 years

The thing about Joe Biden is that he’s not an insane, racist, misogynistic, homophobic, rapist. You know?

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

I HATE MYSELF FOR SAYING THIS YOU SHOULD JUST BLOCK ME BUT PLAYING CHRISTMAS MUSIC AT DINNER TONIGHT REALLY IMPROVED MY PANDEMIC MODE. I’M A MONSTER I KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

Today in good riddance news:

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

Steve to me just now after feeding our child an ENTIRE Chipotle taco dinner in the bathtub: “I invented bath dinner. Because I’m the best slash worst parent ever.”

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

I’m truly obsessed with the Cecil Hotel manager. Does anyone know her? CAN WE BE FRIENDS?

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

BREAKING: The McCallisters were really shitty parents.

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Patrick Hinds

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4 years

Ok, but when this is all over, restaurants will stilll be able to deliver booze, right? CAN’T ONE GOOD THING COME OUT OF THIS?

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

IN DEBT MEANS YOU OWE MONEY TO SOMEBODY. I almost can’t handle how good @KamalaHarris is at this #Debates2020 #VicePresidentialDebate #KamalaHarrisVP

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

Like, I don’t mean to be a dick about it, but we seriously need to free Britney though.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

WE ARE ON A ZOOM WITH DAISY’S WHOLE SCHOOL! STEVE SNEEZES ME: “THAT WAS UNNECESSARILY LOUD” STEVE: “YOUR MOM IS UNNECESSARILY LOUD.” ALSO STEVE: …”I wasn’t on mute for that” TEACHER WHO WAS TALKING: “…um, ok, so back to our drop off procedure….” THANK YOU G’NIGHT

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

THE PROBLEM WITH @KamalaHarris IS THAT SHE WANTS TO SAVE THE COUNTRY AND THE PLANET—Mike Pence

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

5 years

. @Lin_Manuel & friends buy the @dramabookshop and suddenly 2019 is gonna be just fine. Somehow knowing it will be around for Daisy to discover one day....like, I could sob all damn day.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

2 years

Oh my god, Betty White died.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

2 years

Clarence Thomas is a fucking asshole.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

People I love are trying to convince me that I’m a Rose and not a Dorothy. That’s literally being told you’re not Griffandor, you’re Hufflepuff. Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time. Also, wear a goddamn mask.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

Obsessed Network, the podcast network I co-founded with @MyHusbandSteve currently has 3 podcasts on @ApplePodcasts top 200 chart (and a bunch more amazing shows that deserve to be there). Way to go team!

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Patrick Hinds

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3 years

Happy First-Lady-Vice-President eve!!

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

Literally nobody can say the word rural.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

READ THIS

TrueCrimeObsessed

@TrueCrimeObsess

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🗣 @TwitterSupport @TwitterSafety

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

HAVE A GOOD SPORTS OR WHATEVER!

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Patrick Hinds

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2 years

Today, this magical creature and I rehearsed FOR OUR BROADWAY DEBUT. I don't know how my life led me to her and this, but I must have saved a bunch of kids from a burning orphanage in a past life. ALSO, YOU'RE WELCOME, ORPHANS.

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Patrick Hinds

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3 years

“My whole soul is in this.” Leadership is back.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

FUCK, YES! Not that it ever should have come to this. But, FUCK YES.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Meanwhile, I’m always afraid I’m screaming too loud for your shower. It’s basically all I think about now.

chrissy teigen

@chrissyteigen

4 years

Dying that @patrickhinds has never understood and will never understand that the episodes of unsolved mysteries will end unsolved on @TrueCrimeObsess lmao

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Patrick Hinds

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2 years

I hate the winter so much. But I'm trying to stay grateful that the Earth can still get this cold.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

YOU GUYS I WILL NEVER RECOVER

The Chicks

@thechicks

4 years

Listen to Shut Up and Sing from True Crime Obsessed on Apple Podcasts. We did and loved it! Thank you @TrueCrimeObsess @patrickhinds @GillianWithaG xoxDCX

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Patrick Hinds

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3 years

If I quit my job and spend a year making every recipe in @chrissyteigen ’s cook books while “finding myself,” will someone make a movie about it?

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

I’m really gonna love watching him be the sorest, lamest loser. It’s gonna be so so good.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

I somehow have become a person who loves soup. 2020 really did a number on me, you guys.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

Here’s hoping Democrats take the White House so Ruth Bader Ginsberg can live out the last 45 years of her life in proper retirement.

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Patrick Hinds

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3 years

I guess it’s just one of those sob all day kinda days.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

Biden is gonna speak “in prime time.” ANYONE CARE TO BE MORE EFFING SPECIFIC?

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

FINALLY SOME GOOD GOD DAMN NEWS.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

EVERYONE PLEASE CHECK ON YOUR EXTROVERTS, THIS NOT SEEING PEOPLE SHIT IS BANANAS.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

2 years

The pilot of this flight just sat down next to me and told me how much he hates flying. So, nice knowing you. Please make sure Daisy is exposed to The Golden Girls.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

2 years

. @rabiasquared entering the courthouse!

Ben Conarck

@conarck

2 years

. @rabiasquared and @disarmingfilms entering a few minutes later through the main entrance.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

BUT YOU GUYS CANCUN IS SO FUN! @tedcruz you piece of actual shit.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

A lifetime of being irresponsible with money means I don’t have to try to figure out what the hell you all are talking about on the tweet machine right now.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

Steve went in to snuggle Daisy ‘till she falls asleep.’ 30 minutes ago. We all know he’s no coming out, right? How long do I have to wait to order dinner just for me?

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

I just experienced my first ever breakfast delivery. And now I have a stove for sale.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

Will be vacationing in BLUE ARIZONA as soon as the Trump pandemic is over.

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Patrick Hinds

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5 years

I don’t understand the blowback against DNA / genealogy companies sharing information with the FBI. I mean, if your, like, brother is a serial killer, wouldn’t you want to know that? IMAGINE the podcast you could make.

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Patrick Hinds

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4 years

OK I WANT EVERY SINGLE THEORY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO REY RIVERA RIGHT HERE. LINK TO ALLLLLL RABBIT HOLES.

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Patrick Hinds

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4 years

“Do you want to respond to that Mr. Vice President?” “No.” nailed it.

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Patrick Hinds

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3 years

IS HE GONE YET?

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Patrick Hinds

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2 years

While ordering pizza just now, I had to scream at my husband "TWO RANCH ONE BUFFALO, ARE YOU NEW?" But seriously, like, is he new?

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Patrick Hinds

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4 years

I’m gonna drunk live tweet this shit show for as long as I can stand it.

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Patrick Hinds

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3 years

Tonight, out of the clear blue sky, Daisy asked me, “Daddy, what is Evita.” And I win parenting forever.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

Petition to change Old Maid to Single And Fabulous. Because this is bullshit.

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Patrick Hinds

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3 years

GEORGIA: this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself (and the rest of us) from elimination. Good luck. And DON’T. FUCK. IT. UP.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

The nightmare is finally over.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

2 years

Good morning to everyone except @thiru4baltimore !

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Patrick Hinds

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2 years

Is a world without Leslie Jordan even worth having?

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

Read this morning that the CDC suggests that we try to touch our faces less AND NOW EVERY MILLIMETER OF MY FACE ITCHES CONSTANTLY.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

“I was never able to get into The Golden Girls. I just hate Betty White.” The absolute SAVAGERY of my mother in law just now.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

2 years

I want to open a lesbian chicken joint called Chic-So-Gay and open one on every corner.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

You guys, Steve is not here for @tedcruz ’s shit today. Give this letter a read.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

Today I did to the liquor store what the rest of you have been doing to the toilet paper isle. I feel I chosen wisely.

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Patrick Hinds

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4 years

Somewhere right now, some stubborn bastard literally JUST made the decision to give podcasts a try. I’m jealous of that bastard. That bastard is gonna have the best quarantine of any of us.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

I know really good people in Florida, so Ima keep my mouth shut.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

If I can offer one piece of advice: find amazing people. And make podcasts with them.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

4 years

As we’re all wearing masks, NOT SEEING OUR FAMILIES FOR THE HOLIDAYS, and teaching our kids from home, let’s vow to remember those in our community who refuse to follow the simple COMMON SENSE guidelines that could SAVE LIVES & get us out of this nightmare sooner. FUCK OFF, CHAD

Chad Kimball

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4 years

Respectfully, I will never allow a Governor, or anyone, to stop me from SINGING, let alone sing in worship to my God. Folks, absolute POWER corrupts ABSOLUTELY. This is not about safety. It’s about POWER. I will respectfully disobey these unlawful orders. #inslee #Tyranny #truth

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Patrick Hinds

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My thoughts all day today with be with Dr. Christine Blasey Ford. I’m sending her all the positive energy, strength, light, rainbows, glitter, unicorns, and waterfalls. She is an inspiration and I bow down to her courage.

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Patrick Hinds

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3 years

OMG!! The shout out for @TrueCrimeObsess on @MyFavMurder today!! THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUU Thant means so much!!

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

3 years

A person named Heaven just left me a voicemail saying she had a few questions about my flight tomorrow. Literally HEAVEN just called with QUESTIONS about my FLIGHT.

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Patrick Hinds

@patrickhinds

5 years

I’m in Ohio and I’m trying to relax with the family but all I want to do is beg every person I see to vote Democrat in 2020.

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Patrick Hinds

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3 years

Oh my god you guys, I’m obsessed with Bigfoot.

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