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Stevie Dicks

@patcrot

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3 months

No worse feeling than fucking up that dap-handshake thing that straight guys do

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8 months

New Kacey Musgraves album and 75 degree weather

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4 months

They’re pointing away from each other :(

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5 months

If u post a Speedo pic I guarantee you I’m gonna zoom into the bulge

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3 years

@PRADAESQUE It’s always “wyd” and never “ybhotsm”

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3 years

@cun__ty They say ouiiiiig

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4 months

Only a real idiot (me) would run in this heat

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4 months

Perhaps if you were a small rabbit or ladybug

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this is the perfect size for an iced coffee

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7 months

Logging into MyChart to check my STI test results

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2 years

@lohanisgod You gotta be gay as hell to remember this

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6 months

If I text u “rfk jr” just know it’s because it’s because I want to put my worm inside you

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10 months

Me & my AOTY

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me & my AOTY

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1 year

Check out my shower curtain!

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1 year

I hate gay Halloween parties it’s like what do you mean you’re Harry Styles combatting gender norms

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4 months

In an open relationship and on tinder is just greedy

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10 months

Omg you went on Grindr on your hometown? And it was bad? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid

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4 months

@ULTRAGLOSS You

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3 years

@2wotrucks

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1 year

The White House during pride month

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8 months

Some of you are dying to be this rice bucket

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2 years

@Plz_Relax_ Obsessed that they didn’t show the target at the end. Can only mean none of them made the shot

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8 months

Got an apartment with natural light and now I’ve started waking up early, listening to Kacey Musgraves, and reading novels

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6 months

I am an anomaly (a white gay man with a Roth IRA that does not like Taylor Swift)

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3 months

“talking to for a year” girl he doesn’t like you!! Let him go!!!

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3 months

Just found out my friend fucked this guy I’ve been talking to for a year. Surviving gay culture is brutal sheeeesh

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2 months

After the transgender operation on an illegal alien in prison

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2 years

Green Lantern, Washington DC

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7 months

@ryanntweets_ A lawyer-like talent for wordsmithing.. “where are you from? You’ve got a nice accent.” “The accent is Australian”

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10 months

Imagine being me and discovering you commented this on the Instagram post of a straight guy you barely know while you were blacked out

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6 months

“One of our interns said you make music for people with Roth IRAs.” “I do.”

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2 months

I have to laugh when people put that they’re on fire island on their close friends. Are you scared your employer is going to find out that you’re gay and make 6 figures?

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11 months

refilling the brita

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6 months

Going on a gay beach trip this weekend— what book should I bring to seem academic yet unpretentious? Studious yet relaxed? Erudite yet fuckable?

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2 months

The manager of dirty goose watching all the gays support his bar now that it’s closing

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One of the worst things about your twenties is realizing that meal prep is kind of the only way to do it…

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2 months

I remain convinced that the product designer who added songs to instagram posts has never used the app before

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30 days

I’m never going back to LGP again someone asked me what I thought about the Fed’s rate cut

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2 years

Search “YELLOW SPEEDO” in your camera roll & quote your favorite

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4 months

I promise you, that song does nothing to enhance your instagram post. In fact…

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2 years

@turnandstomp

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8 months

@ponyboooooy

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1 year

DC gays leaving the LGP bathroom after taking off all their clothes for a selfie

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1 year

Photoshoot between sets

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7 months

@aherman2006 No free clout

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9 years

Actual picture of the #apphysics exam http://t.co/soqey2Bh07

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10 months

Happy anniversary to this thorough and thought-provoking political analysis

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7 months

The Brandt’s Boys are breaking up because the FTC brought an antitrust suit against them btw

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11 months

There is no reason kale should be so popular as a salad base. It is too tough to be pleasant. As a species, we do not have the necessary adaptations (e.g. an extra stomach) to enjoy kale. Instead, we should choose softer greens for salads, such as spinach or arugula.

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2 years

@ChristnNitemare Wait can I still hook up with him or no

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7 months

Friendly with my ex again, call me Baltimore the way I am working to rebuild this bridge

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6 months

The girls are wet this morning!

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6 months

Challengers (2024)

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4 months

yikes. unfollowing you now. I was a huge fan of your content. Didn’t realize you listen to Morgan Wallen

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1 year

Bunker has bravely asked, “what if we made a gay club with sex and underwear parties, but posted full-flash photos of it on our social media accounts?”

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3 months

Harris and Walz today

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kathie lee and hoda's #joyride (second extended cut)

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6 months

He looks ridiculous but I don’t want to be mean because I think men should be encouraged to take more fashion risks

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Travis at the Kentucky Derby!

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7 months

This is how I am in some of y’all’s DMs

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Defence posture of the green keel-bellied lizard 📹Simpson zoo

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8 months

Hooking up just because I like the company

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I’m going to start texting my friends like this when they say they can’t hang bc they have a date scheduled

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my mom's response to me saying my roommate would not enjoy a quesadilla maker in the house for entirely understandable reasons

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1 year

What Gatsby felt like probably

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8 months

Idgaf I will proposition you for a threesome on your valentine day posts

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3 months

Who among us is any different

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@raptalksk

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3 years

@blueboredom Doja getting left on read… she’s just like me fr

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6 months

No need to do a whole GRWM just post a pic in your underwear 🥱

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Bottoms was obviously the best movie of 2023 but after paying to see it three separate times I did realize I should be placed in a conservatorship

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2 years

Alright im not good at stand up paddle boarding

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9 years

Studying for finals like #charliecharliechallenge http://t.co/nUKRFG3bt0

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1 year

When the crab rangoons come to the table

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2 years

Staring at the guy eating sour gummy worms on the metro until he gives me one

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1 year

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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

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3 years

Saw a woman in the parking lot at night fixing her car and I asked her if everything was ok in my gayest voice to signal two things: 1. I’m not a threat 2. I can’t help her at all with car stuff

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9 months

Boygenius? You mean him?

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2 months

They should invent a job that’s fun

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4 months

My shit’s doing numbers on Teams rn… this should be something I put in my performance review

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11 months

Guess they cracked the case

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BREAKING: America's largest egg producers and industry groups illegally rigged the market to drive up the price of eggs, a jury has found. Their price-fixing scheme included exporting millions of eggs overseas to drive up U.S. prices around Thanksgiving and Easter.

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Been living in the USA four a year and still feel vioulently ill every time I have to leave a U out when writing so many wourds.

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Been living in the USA for a year and still feel violently ill every time I have to leave a U out when writing so many words.

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Donald Trump and Nicki Minaj playing together in prison

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4 months

A huge smoothie for a petite guy like me

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ordered a small smoothie but didn’t realize it would be THIS TINY, manhattan is criminal

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I can’t believe you have to pay to watch the Olympics. This should be free to watch, like the State of the Union or something

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7 years

Does anyone know how to get the smell of Four Loko out of a S'well? Asking for a friend

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9 months

Gays love public transportation because it imbues a sense of community, a modicum of solidarity that unites people of all genders, a sense of rebellion against the (ultimately heterosexual) concept of a nuclear family commuting to work, a radical act of protest against capitalis—

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10 months

Personally if I did a photoshoot for Calvin Klein I’d make sure my bulge looked so big that people would wonder if it had its own microclimate

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1 year

PSA to my fellow gays: let the mustache go.

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2 years

A Stonewall kickball DC team called the stimulus packages

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3 months

Why does this feel like racism toward Italians

🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost

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Ok I fully believe that this ChatGPT roasting your instagram thing is a marketing strategy from OpenAI to get the public to interact with and be comfortable with using generative AI

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4 months

Dogpiling on him for paying $319/mo for equinox because I only pay $252/mo for my fancy gym

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3 months

I live in America and don’t have an ice machine… I’m like a European but with expensive healthcare

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So embarrassed to be getting off the train at navy yard it’s not even Nats Night Out

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Am I wrong to think that the median voter would love a cop democrat president

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