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7 years

This may or may not have been a total dig on another local church sign.

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8 months

You need a smile. You're welcome. I'll be in the garage.

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2 months

GUYS

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9 months

Guys look at how gorgeous my grandbaby is.

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2 years

Jesus wasn't quoting David on the cross. David was quoting Jesus when he wrote the psalm.

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3 years

Pray for the perseverance of the saints in Afghanistan.

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2 years

Lord bring fire.

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3 years

Y'all remember the Christmas Truce of WWI? Anybody?

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2 months

I will win wars for this kid.

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1 year

Perhaps your god is sleeping.

Jay Perk 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@JohnathanPerk

1 year

Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women.

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2 months

I am a king.

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5 years

This whole biblical manhood thing is just stupid. I drive a truck, I shoot guns, and I eat beef jerky. But I cook, clean, and pour her wine while she lies down. And I even take her advice when it comes to my own ministry from time to time. And guess what...? She's right.

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2 months

Guys this is my grandson. I've wanted to die my entire life. But then I met him.

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1 year

I guess infant baptism is on tap today. So I shall add my two pieces of copper. Love your babies. Like this much:

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1 year

The PhD has spoken. It's over, guys.

Khalil Andani, PhD

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1 year

@DukeOfTrads Gospel of John doesn’t represent the historical words of Jesus That’s what you’d learn in a PhD program

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2 years

How do you do, fellow idolaters?

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7 months

Guys we got another baby in our family and I'm in tears.

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2 years

My Mom was a convert from the Billy Graham TV crusades. Then he told her to find a Bible believing church. So she did her research and joined the Lutheran church. So that's how an adopted Italian kid becomes a Lutheran pastor. Love ya, Mom.

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2 months

The most beautiful people in the world look like this. And they always will.

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2 years

She is the "spouse of the Holy Spirit." That's enough pseudo theology for today.

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4 months

Please pray for my son Payton.

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1 month

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2 months

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when the world started to go to shit?

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2 months

I get to baptize my grandson on Sunday. And before any of y'all chime in...I'm Lutheran. And Billy Graham told my Mom that should never change.

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11 months

Had a young kid hand me a handwritten confession in church today. So afterwards I took him aside and told him I read it, I've done way worse, and Jesus completely forgives him. This is the gig, kids.

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2 years

So here's the thing, Tim...

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2 months

Cliff broke out, y'all. Mom and baby are doing well.

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4 years

God: WHO IS THIS THAT DARKENS MY COUNSEL WITH WORDS WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE? Job:

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3 years

Shoutout to the young Mom of four with the children's bulletins and crayons strewn all over the pew and all the prayer request cards all over the floor. If tired had a face it would be hers. Also shoutout to all Moms and dads who bring their little ones to Jesus.

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4 months

Guys I got a guy who's been attending for about a year now. He had previously told me that his wife had no interest. Today was her third week in a row. And after church they stayed in the nave quietly praying together. I'm just here for the Wittenberg bier.

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3 years

"Conservative Views" lol.

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2 years

Another ELCA congregation reached out to me today because they were fed up. I pray they find a proper home. Because ELCA ain't it. ELCA is Babylon.

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8 months

W or L?

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10 months

Gloworm is pregnant. I'm a grandpa.

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24 days

We're gonna take Burt to see our oldest shut in this afternoon. The oldest church member will meet the youngest.

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8 months

Lol surprised it took this long tbh.

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2 years

I will not accept a guy who writes Cinemax versions of Shades of Gray to be a leader in the church.

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2 months

When you replace a light switch without burning down the house.

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2 years

There is NOTHING that irritates me more than when a Lutheran church's website refuses to acknowledge which greater church body they are affiliated with.

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11 months

So more on this kid: He walks to church with his younger brother and sister. Today they came for Sunday School. One of his siblings told the teacher that his dad went to jail for being mean to them. If God sends 'em, we love 'em. Dems da rules.

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11 months

Had a young kid hand me a handwritten confession in church today. So afterwards I took him aside and told him I read it, I've done way worse, and Jesus completely forgives him. This is the gig, kids.

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1 year

Bit of a typo.

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3 years

This place was an abortion clinic. That is until the Christians said not on our watch, fam. Muh peeps.

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5 months

Guys...

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2 months

Burt over here living his best life.

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4 years

So when do we cancel Margaret Sanger?

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1 year

I hate all of you.

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1 year

12% of you I like.

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11 months

Went and visited the young lady who was revived after 10 minutes of flatlining. I read to her and prayed that Jesus would keep His promises and welcome her. She was rattling but she opened her eyes and nodded. She died an hour later. The Good Shepherd wins. He always wins.

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8 months

Wait til he learns they can't even find Jesus' bones.

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8 months

Science Wins Religion is just bogus boogeymen in the night.

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3 years

At Kinlaw's restaurant they don't play.

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8 months

Women need to stop preaching.

Protestia

@Protestia

8 months

Lutheran impastor explains that it wasn't Jesus who changed during the transfiguration, but rather it was his disciples, and us. "We are transfigured every time that we expand our definition of family"

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9 months

I'm crying. This world may be falling apart but our gracious God still intervenes.

Mark E. Joubert

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9 months

Friends, I am so happy to share good news: God heard our pleas for mercy and Gus passed his taper-down test from ECMO with surprising results. In the absence of full support, his heart regulated and picked up some of the slack. A simultaneous echo showed further improvement in

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9 months

This sweetpea getting ready to tackle expense reports.

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10 months

"To whom shall we go?"

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10 months

Would you still follow Jesus if it was illegal?

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1 year

In liturgical Lutheran worship it is so nice to be able to wrap up a sermon you didn't feel all that good about and then say ya know what here's an even better sermon as you confess the creed. The ancient church gots your back, fellas.

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1 year

UPDATE: Talked to him on the phone. He's stable and irritable. He gets it from me. Thank you.

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1 year

My dad was taken to the ER. No more intel than that.

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4 years

I'm baptizing a dad and his daughter this weekend.

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1 year

Happy 24th anniversary to the only Gurl who can glare back at me until I smile. Love you, Sweetest of Peas.

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3 months

I'm weeping. But we will see Gus again.

Mark E. Joubert

@mark_joubert

3 months

We said goodbye to our sweet and beloved son, Augustus Elliott Joubert tonight, July 20th, 2024 at 6:50 PM. What a sweet gift. He changed our lives forever. The Lord is good. He gave us so much time together.

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9 months

Marry her. Don't wait for the wealth first.

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2 months

I do the rite of Baptism right after the opening hymn simply because I want the newly baptized to worship with us for the rest of the Divine Service.

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5 months

It's fascinating to me that tear ducts were originally probably only intended for tears of joy before the fall.

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7 months

I almost put on the church marquis HE IS RISEN (NOW SAY THE THING).

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2 years

Chopsey's gone, fam.

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1 month

Some of you may not know that (among other things) I am the so-called Eastern Regional Pastor of the AALC. Our modest association's version of a DP. Pray for my region. Cannot shed details but I would appreciate it.

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2 months

So Baby Cliff ('Burt') was blue and silent right at birth. But after some NICU nurse persuasion, he started to cry and his color improved. The Author of Life slays.

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7 months

My sweet niece (old pic) had her appendix burst. Please pray for her and her family.

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11 months

Lol nah.

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1 month

Get in losers we're distributing the Body and Blood of God.

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24 days

Seriously what a slap in the face to Martin Luther. "We don't talk about religion much." I am by no means shocked that the "Lutheran" who's running for VP on the dem ticket is a scumbag who supports abortion and transgenderism. He's ELCA, after all.

Guthrie Graves-Fitzsimmons

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Reporter: “Would you all be willing to talk a little bit more about your religion?” @Tim_Walz : “We’re Lutherans, we don’t talk about religion much.”

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8 months

No one loves their Jesus like the "least of these."

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8 months

A boy with Downsyndrome comforts Jesus during a Good Friday procession in Mexico ❤️

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1 month

When you live in the south. But you're a Lutheran.

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3 years

Baptizing this young man tomorrow.

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3 years

He takes no pleasure in the death of the wicked. He mourned over unbelieving Jerusalem. He wants all men to be saved. John - His close buddy - said God is love. I ain't a universalist. But read a Bible.

Gabriel Hughes

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You should not tell an unbeliever, "God loves you." The apostles never shared the gospel this way. The Bible says God's wrath is upon unbelievers (John 3:36, Romans 1:18). Help them see their sin, warn them of the judgment of God, and give them the gospel.

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2 months

According to my son, yes.

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2 months

Do you always wear a dress to church?

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3 months

Consider the fact Elijah wanted to die. And he never got the chance. Almost like a divine practical joke.

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3 years

Marriage. You discovered marriage.

Julia Ioffe

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3 years

If you are anti-choice and you want to make sure women carry every pregnancy to term, why not make the person who created the pregnancy contribute? Why not have men pay child support to the women they impregnate? Surely, it is not the woman’s responsibility alone? /end

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9 months

Church member made a retirement box for my 35 year old Bible.

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2 years

I'm officially a father-in-law.

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1 year

Every five minutes when you're reading Isaiah looking for Jesus.

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2 years

One little RT and the pagans mad.

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8 months

I need all y'all to pray for Miss Maddy. The 3rd Person snatched her outta Babylon recently and she was baptized. She comes from a largely atheistic family but she's one of us now.

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3 years

Consider the fact Mary actually laid God down for naps. Never gets old to marvel @ the incarnation.

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8 months

Someone stop me from doing this tomorrow.

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5 years

Ignore John Piper. There. That's the tweet.

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2 months

Guys this my grandson. He's cute. Like me.

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3 years

Ok I'm literally a guy who thinks God became a Baby. A human Baby. That Mary gave birth to God. I also believe God died on a cross. I also believe the God man rose bodily from the dead. This is wild. But it's also simple. Even my baptized lambs can affirm this.

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3 years

Churchill and Doom.

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9 months

False. I see no Trapper Keepers.

Mark Sibley

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10 months

@JesseKellyDC Gen-X going to school.

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@TheDonStein This one too.

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6 years

Who orders mashed potatoes and says no to gravy? Who does that??? Who???????? Reveal yourself!!!

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4 months

Not a fathers day goes by when I don't remember almost losing my marriage years ago during the week before fathers day. But she brought the little ones home that Sunday. "You may be a terrible husband but you're a good dad." It was a wake up call. Been working on it since.

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Happy 21st anniversary to the sweet and gorgeous gurl who thanked me for not killing her after our first date. Love you forever, my Sweetest of Peas.